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Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, Dad.

How are you?

I'm good. Good.

I can't feel bad.

Secret passwords?

Instagram? Twitter?

Snapchat?

Phone nudes?

hell?

What?

What?

No! My little girl. Oh my god.

Oh.

Jesus.

Holy shit.

Better send these to myself.

Just to be safe.

Where did our friend get that?

coming over for a project tonight that we have for school tomorrow.

Cool, great. Okay, thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

Good to see you.

Why don't you be able to go up and do some stuff. Let's talk to your father

a second.

Okay, cool.

I have found something rather disturbing.

I found, stumbled across, some nudes

of both of our daughters on my daughter's phone. That's impossible. The

are 18. They don't do stuff like that.

Brad, I'm telling you, I didn't want to do this.

That is your daughter's butthole.

Oh, shit.

What are we going to do about this? I mean, clearly we've got to discipline

for this.

We can't let them run around and shine off their buttholes, everyone.

You'll get on the internet.

That's unacceptable.

We don't know how we raise them. No, we could get on the internet.

Yeah. It could fucking ruin our lives. It could. Yeah.

We've got to deal with this right now.

This is fucking insane.

Take care.

Hey, real quick before we go upstairs, would you mind visiting me just in case

something happens to your phone?

Ah, good thing.

You good?

Yeah, yeah, cool.

Make sure the right one is.

Oh, yeah, you got it. Yeah, cool.

Hey, Dad, what's up?

We have to talk to you.

We know about the pictures. What pictures?

Don't lie to me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

The nudes.

We found on your phone.

What were you thinking?

I don't know what you're talking about.

What are you talking about? We don't have any nudes.

What are you talking about?

There's no pictures.

I have no idea what they're talking about.

Look in our faces and lie to us.

We're not even lying to you.

I have no idea what you're talking about. We raised you a lot better than

Really? You want us to prove?

Yeah, okay, fine. You want to show them? Fine. Okay. Let me see.

Do that right there.

What do you have to say about that?

Okay, well, what do you want me to say other than I'm sorry and like, what?

Yeah. Do you think this is a responsible way to behave as a young lady?

I mean, we didn't mean to. What were you thinking?

I mean, I'm sorry. That's all I can say. Really sorry.

This could ruin your life.

This could get on the internet. Don't over -exaggerate it.

I think we're going to have to just send you guys to Grandma's potato farm in

Idaho. No. No.

No. You're going to go with it.

You know what that means?

No cell phones.

No technology. No internet.

No Snapchat.

You're going to learn how to milk a cow. You're going to learn how to churn

butter. You're going to learn how to graze with chickens. That's what you're

going to be doing.

How's that sound?

No, we can't do that. We can't.

Anything but grandma's. Please, please, please.

We're willing to take any punishment.

Anything. I don't think that's going to be good enough. I mean, maybe you can

start by thanking us.

Yeah. Anything but grandma's, please.

Well, I have to stop.

You're right.

Get up.

Come on.

What the hell are you doing?

You're supposed to be disciplined.

I mean, maybe we could sit through some more discipline if it means we won't go

to grandma's.

Yeah?

Hmm. Please, please.

Anything but thirst.

I mean, they definitely need to be disciplined.

Yeah. I concur.

I feel like I'd be a bit too lenient on my own daughter.

I as well.

So maybe the best thing to do is... Swap? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Deal. All right. Check on it.

This is a...

This is the right idea.

Oh.

It's so huge.

I never thought

I'd be stuck in your dad's

cot.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

I love deep throating you, Dad.

She loves the way my dad does.

Oh, yeah.

You're the best.

He's lost. Right?

This turned out to be a really good idea.

Ma -

I'm done.

Looks like you two sure learned your lesson today.

Let's make sure it never happens again.

Mom and me, I'm going to grab one.

Thank you for fucking my best friend.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Maybe we should do this again sometime.

I can't even remember what we were mad about. I can't either.

I'm sure it was something to do with homework or a butthole.