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Hey, sweetheart.
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Hey, Dad.
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How are you?
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I'm good. Good.
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I can't feel bad.
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Secret passwords?
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Instagram? Twitter?
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Snapchat?
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Phone nudes?
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hell?
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What?
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What?
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No! My little girl. Oh my god.
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Oh.
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Jesus.
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Holy shit.
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Better send these to myself.
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Just to be safe.
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Where did our friend get that?
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coming over for a project tonight that
we have for school tomorrow.
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Cool, great. Okay, thank you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Good to see you.
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Why don't you be able to go up and do
some stuff. Let's talk to your father
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a second.
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Okay, cool.
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I have found something rather
disturbing.
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I found, stumbled across, some nudes
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of both of our daughters on my
daughter's phone. That's impossible. The
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are 18. They don't do stuff like that.
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Brad, I'm telling you, I didn't want to
do this.
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That is your daughter's butthole.
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Oh, shit.
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What are we going to do about this? I
mean, clearly we've got to discipline
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for this.
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We can't let them run around and shine
off their buttholes, everyone.
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You'll get on the internet.
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That's unacceptable.
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We don't know how we raise them. No, we
could get on the internet.
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Yeah. It could fucking ruin our lives.
It could. Yeah.
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We've got to deal with this right now.
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This is fucking insane.
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Take care.
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Hey, real quick before we go upstairs,
would you mind visiting me just in case
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something happens to your phone?
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Ah, good thing.
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You good?
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Yeah, yeah, cool.
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Make sure the right one is.
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Oh, yeah, you got it. Yeah, cool.
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Hey, Dad, what's up?
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We have to talk to you.
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We know about the pictures. What
pictures?
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Don't lie to me.
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I have no idea what you're talking
about.
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The nudes.
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We found on your phone.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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What are you talking about? We don't
have any nudes.
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What are you talking about?
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There's no pictures.
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I have no idea what they're talking
about.
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Look in our faces and lie to us.
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We're not even lying to you.
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I have no idea what you're talking
about. We raised you a lot better than
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Really? You want us to prove?
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Yeah, okay, fine. You want to show them?
Fine. Okay. Let me see.
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Do that right there.
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What do you have to say about that?
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Okay, well, what do you want me to say
other than I'm sorry and like, what?
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Yeah. Do you think this is a responsible
way to behave as a young lady?
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I mean, we didn't mean to. What were you
thinking?
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I mean, I'm sorry. That's all I can say.
Really sorry.
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This could ruin your life.
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This could get on the internet. Don't
over -exaggerate it.
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I think we're going to have to just send
you guys to Grandma's potato farm in
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Idaho. No. No.
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No. You're going to go with it.
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You know what that means?
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No cell phones.
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No technology. No internet.
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No Snapchat.
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You're going to learn how to milk a cow.
You're going to learn how to churn
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butter. You're going to learn how to
graze with chickens. That's what you're
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going to be doing.
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How's that sound?
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No, we can't do that. We can't.
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Anything but grandma's. Please, please,
please.
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We're willing to take any punishment.
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Anything. I don't think that's going to
be good enough. I mean, maybe you can
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start by thanking us.
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Yeah. Anything but grandma's, please.
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Well, I have to stop.
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You're right.
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Get up.
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Come on.
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What the hell are you doing?
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You're supposed to be disciplined.
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I mean, maybe we could sit through some
more discipline if it means we won't go
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to grandma's.
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Yeah?
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Hmm. Please, please.
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Anything but thirst.
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I mean, they definitely need to be
disciplined.
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Yeah. I concur.
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I feel like I'd be a bit too lenient on
my own daughter.
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I as well.
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So maybe the best thing to do is...
Swap? Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Deal. All right. Check on it.
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This is a...
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This is the right idea.
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Oh.
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It's so huge.
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I never thought
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I'd be stuck in your dad's
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cot.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm
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-hmm.
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I love deep throating you, Dad.
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She loves the way my dad does.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're the best.
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He's lost. Right?
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This turned out to be a really good
idea.
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Ma -
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I'm done.
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Looks like you two sure learned your
lesson today.
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Let's make sure it never happens again.
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Mom and me, I'm going to grab one.
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Thank you for fucking my best friend.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Maybe we should do this again sometime.
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I can't even remember what we were mad
about. I can't either.
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I'm sure it was something to do with
homework or a butthole.
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