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Put these books on the shelf.
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Don't roll your eyes at me.
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You only got this wizternship
because your dad's my dentist.
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Ugh. On second thought, get out!
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[door closes]
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[humming]
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[? sinister music playing]
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- Lord Morsus!
- Minister McFigglehorn.
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The orc we sent after Billie betrayed us.
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But we don't need him anymore.
Billie and Justin are at odds!
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You know nothing!
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The orc is the key to
capturing the young wizard.
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Once I have Billie,
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I will use all of her power
to fulfill the prophecy.
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All her power? But that could destroy her.
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Then so be it.
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[evil laughter]
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[laughing]
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- No, I laugh. You don't.
- Right. Sorry.
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{\an8}? Everything is not what it seems ?
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{\an8}? When you can have what you want ?
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{\an8}? By the simplest of means ?
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{\an8}? Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ?
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{\an8}? Because everything is not
what it seems ?
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[whispering] ? You could run into trouble
If you go to extremes because ?
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? Everything is not what it seems ?
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? Yes, please ?
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? What it seems ?
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{\an8}Let me get this straight.
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{\an8}After you slow danced with Quentin,
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{\an8}he took you to a park where he revealed
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{\an8}he was really an orc sent to betray you.
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{\an8}But then he didn't betray you
because he caught feelings,
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{\an8}and then Justin tried to blast him,
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{\an8}and now Quentin's out there pining for us?
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{\an8}- Pining for us?
- You're my best friend, so like it or not,
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{\an8}your romance is my romance.
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{\an8}[sighs] Man, Quentin disobeyed
an evil wizard to protect me.
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I have to find him
and make sure he's okay.
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Are you going out the window?
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{\an8}Justin already didn't want me
hanging out with Quentin.
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{\an8}There's no way he's gonna be cool with it
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now that he knows Quentin's an orc.
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- Billie!
- Winter!
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- Don't try to stop me.
- Stop you?
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You're doing this for love.
Let me get that window for ya.
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Wait, what am I doing in your room?
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{\an8}And that is what I ask
every time you come in here.
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{\an8}Can you get out now? Because I need to
hide these gummy bears and
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{\an8}I don't want you telling
Milo where they are.
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{\an8}Well, don't worry,
your secret is safe with me.
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{\an8}Not because you can trust me,
but because I don't care.
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{\an8}[gasps] How could I come in this way?
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{\an8}I didn't even know we had a window here.
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I gotta get out of this stupid house.
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Going somewhere?
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I'm definitely trying to.
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- What did you do?
- I knew you'd go look for Quentin,
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so I put a hex on the house.
Anytime you try to leave,
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you'll just... come right back in.
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Do you have that little trust in me?
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Less, actually.
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You are in serious danger, Billie.
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- Just let me handle it.
- Okay, and what am I supposed to do?
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I'm so glad you asked.
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I want you to pick a guy
off this list of approved boyfriends.
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- There's no one on this.
- Exactly.
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Ha-ha, real funny.
My whole life is a joke!
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I didn't even go out a window that time.
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- Billie, would you happen to know where-
- Under his mattress.
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I was gonna ask her
where my other shoe is,
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but this is way better.
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Justin hexed the house and I can't leave.
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Wait, why are you still here?
Can you not leave either?
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Oh, no, I can. I just don't.
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Okay, did you find Quentin?
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Nope, I checked the school,
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the park, and under
every bridge I could find.
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Winter, he's an orc, not a troll.
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- Then where do orcs live?
- In trash caves.
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I'm not going to New Jersey, Billie.
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But I'll keep looking.
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[line disconnects]
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[sighs]
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Quentin, where are you?
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- [window knocks]
- Ow!
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- Quentin?
- Ow!
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What is that?
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Whoa! [grunts]
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Oh, finally!
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I've been flopping my brains out
trying to get your attention.
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I'm a messenger fish. Quentin sent me.
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[gasping]
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Does he miss me? Not that I miss him.
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Unless he said it first.
Did he say it first?
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- Because if he said it first, then-
- Oh, girl, you got it bad.
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What's the message, Fish?
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[? magical tone plays]
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Billie, I know you're going to
try to find me, but it's not safe.
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Lord Morsus is looking for me,
so please just stay away.
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Well, I delivered the message.
I'm out of here.
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No, no, you can't go.
You have to take me to Quentin.
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But I can't leave the house.
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I gotta find some way to force Justin
to remove the hex.
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[Milo] Billie! I need your help!
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This sounds promising.
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I ate all of Roman's gummy bears.
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- He's gonna kill me!
- Milo, you're a wizard.
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You can conjure a bag of gummy bears.
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You can conjure ten bags and...
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You can conjure enough
to fill this whole house.
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Do not know what that last thing
you muttered was, but I'm in.
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There you go. One gummy bear spell.
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- And it'll fix my problem?
- It'll fix "a" problem.
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Sounds like the same thing to me.
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Conjure mouse and gummy friends,
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a constant flow that never ends!
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[? magical tone plays]
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It worked!
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It's still working!
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Why is it still working?
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So begins my two-step plan.
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Step one, fill the house with gummy bears.
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Step two, leave.
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[door opens]
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Okay. I got my net launcher,
my water cannon,
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and my egg-zooka.
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If this Morsus guy comes for Billie,
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he's getting zooked.
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I love it when you get
all mama bear like that.
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What are you doing?
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Ugh, I'm searching this
Tribunal Villain Database.
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Every evil wizard in history
has a record here.
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That's weird. There's a record missing.
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But only someone with
Tribunal-level clearance
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or higher can remove
information from the database.
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Oh! A gummy bear? Where'd this come from?
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Maybe it'll be fine.
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- [Roman] Mom, Dad, help!
- Maybe not.
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I'm being attacked by gummy bears!
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Well, don't just stand in it!
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Ah! Now what? Nowhere is safe!
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[crying]
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- What did you do?
- I didn't do this!
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- I can't do this.
- Then who did?
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- [Milo] Daddy!
- Shoulda known.
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[gummy bears rattling]
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- Milo?
- Can we just skip to the part
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where I apologize and you fix this?
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Because I've got gummy bears
in my underwear and it is sticky!
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Everyone out of the house!
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I can't believe it's gonna take two days
for the WizTerminator
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to get rid of the gummy bear infestation.
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And we have to stay out of the house.
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Which definitely wasn't
step two of my plan.
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Well, I didn't know Aunt Alex
has an apartment in Manhattan.
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It's because she's never here.
But trust me, this place is totally safe.
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Practically a fortress with the amount
of enchantment she put on it.
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So, how are we gonna get in?
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- I... know the password.
- [Giada] Mmm.
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Password.
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Whoa, this place is amazing!
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Uh, why aren't we here all the time?
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[loud zapping]
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Oh, that's why!
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Alex? What are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I live here.
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What are you doing here?
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Sorry, we had a problem at the house,
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but we didn't know you were home.
We can find someplace else to stay.
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No, no, don't be ridiculous.
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Well, you could've given me a heads-up
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before you just showed up on my doorstep.
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Like the heads-up you gave me before you
showed up on my doorstep with Billie?
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Touch�.
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Hey, guys, welcome!
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Guys!
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I'm so excited that you're here.
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I'm sorry about the whole almost
zapping your faces off thing,
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but in my defense,
you woke me up pretty early.
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Alex, it's 4:30 in the afternoon.
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It must be amazing
not having kids. [laughs]
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But I wouldn't change
anything for the world.
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Way to say that quiet part out loud.
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Um, are you guys hungry?
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Please help yourself
to anything in the fridge.
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[whispers] Justin, I need to talk to you.
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I need to show you something.
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I've been up all night studying.
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[laughs]
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I'm sorry, I thought you said
you were up all night studying.
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Hey, I study.
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[both laughing]
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Okay, no, no. Seriously.
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I think I found something.
So, the last few weeks,
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I've been looking at
the Oracle's painting of Billie.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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How'd you get this from the Archive?
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Oh, I pulled this incredible art heist.
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I broke so many rules,
you would have hated it.
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I hate even hearing about it.
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No, no, but I think
I figured something out.
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Do you see this red cloud behind Billie?
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It's a rift, a gateway from our world
to the world of dark magic.
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So the prophecy is Billie
opening the rift.
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Hey, you really were up
all night studying.
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Can you imagine if I had
applied myself in high school?
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- I'd be you.
- Please never say that again.
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I regretted it as soon as I did.
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- Lemonade, nice!
- Milo, don't drink that!
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Oh, okay, we need to get that off you.
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- Why, is it gonna stain?
- No, explode.
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[explosion]
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Oh. Okay, and I owe you a jacket.
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Don't worry, I brought an extra one.
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- Oh, this is cool.
- No, don't!
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- [snaps]
- [yelps]
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Maybe I should take the boys
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to the guest room and get them settled in.
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Is there anything I need
to be worried about in there?
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No. Just don't look under the bed.
Or in the closet.
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And you might want to knock on
the toilet lid before you...
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But, uh, other than that, you're good.
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Okay. Come on.
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[Messenger Fish] Hey! You gonna let me
out of here?
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Check out this view. So many buildings.
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- I'm gonna go look at them.
- Not so fast.
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- Give me your wand.
- [both] That's not fair.
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Oh.
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Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
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Your dad voice is really coming in.
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You're taking my wand?
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Even you're not irresponsible enough
to go after Quentin without that.
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- But-
- Billie. Wand.
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[growling]
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[Giada] What is that?
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- Should I go check on them?
- You know, I would.
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Am I taking you to Quentin
or can I go home?
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No, don't leave. I just need to figure out
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how to escape an enchanted apartment
without my wand.
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That's easy. Just flop in the toilet
and then flush yourself down.
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00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,099
Yeah, I'm not doing that
for, like, a thousand reasons.
244
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,560
- [Alex] Billie.
- Whoa!
245
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,981
- Who are you talking to?
- Uh, you. [chuckles]
246
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,685
What's up, girl? How you living?
247
00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:17,736
- Okay, what's going on?
- Why would you think something's going on?
248
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,530
Because you're acting like me
when something's going on.
249
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,581
So, spill it.
250
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,954
[sighs] Okay. Well, Justin and I
are kind of fighting right now.
251
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,587
Ugh.
252
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,332
What did he do?
253
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,210
What? He's my brother.
254
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,380
Any fight I've ever had
with him... was his fault.
255
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,217
Well, this boy at school
asked me to a dance.
256
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,802
- [gasps] Ooh, is he cute?
- Justin doesn't like him.
257
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,063
Oh, he's definitely cute.
258
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,100
Justin won't even let me talk to him.
259
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,366
Well, maybe you see something
in him that Justin doesn't.
260
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,941
And if you really like this guy,
you should follow your heart.
261
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,068
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
262
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,446
As someone whose type
is bad boys you think you can fix,
263
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,180
but you can't, so you end up
writing songs about them...
264
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,361
Oh, I know what I'm talking about.
265
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,123
- I've missed you.
- I missed you more.
266
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,464
- [groans]
- Dad, why are you taking my wand?
267
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,257
Milo, you infested
our house with gummy bears.
268
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,844
Are we still talking about that?
269
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,097
- Now, Roman...
- You're taking my wand?
270
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,142
- This is so unfair!
- I'm not taking your wand.
271
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,517
You're the only responsible one.
272
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,686
Well, I didn't know
that's where that was going,
273
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,314
and I'm sorry for yelling.
274
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,384
Justin, can I talk to you for a second?
275
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,610
Yeah, what's up?
276
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,571
Why would you forbid Billie
from seeing the boy she likes?
277
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,074
I swear, you get more and more
like Dad every day.
278
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,243
Okay, first, thank you.
279
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,913
And second, because
he's not a boy, he's an orc.
280
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,792
- Oh.
- Billie didn't tell you that, did she?
281
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,002
She did not.
282
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,838
Well, hey, you dated a vampire,
283
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,299
I dated a werewolf. Maybe she's into orcs.
284
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,281
Why you gotta orc-shame her?
285
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,389
Well, the orc she likes is working
for an evil wizard named Lord Morsus.
286
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,524
Oh.
287
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,891
Billie didn't tell you that
either, did she?
288
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,605
She did not.
289
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,982
I mean, I get why she would lie to you
because, well,
290
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,903
it's you, but why would she lie to me?
291
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,946
I'm the cool one.
292
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,740
Well, I don't get to be
the cool one because
293
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,301
I have to be the responsible one.
294
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,370
That's what being a parent is.
You wouldn't get that.
295
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,375
I don't have to be a parent
to know what's right for Billie.
296
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,712
Right for Billie? You left her with me.
297
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,423
That means that I get
to decide what's right for her.
298
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,133
Well, I wouldn't have left her
with you if I had known
299
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,803
you were just gonna turn her
into a miniature version of you.
300
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,888
- Excuse me?
- Okay, okay, okay, everybody.
301
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,431
I think we're losing sight of the whole
302
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,352
Lord Morsus coming after Billie thing.
303
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,360
She's right.
304
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,522
I'm gonna go to the Tribunal and
figure out what happened to that record
305
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,065
- and the database.
- I'm coming with you.
306
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,692
- Me too.
- Giada, please, no.
307
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,985
- I'm sorry.
- Are you an investigative reporter
308
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,846
nominated for three regional Emmys?
309
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,581
No.
310
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,665
Are you?
311
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,709
No.
312
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,578
To the Tribunal.
313
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,583
Actually, I don't know how to get there,
so I need one of you to go first.
314
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,544
Roman, you're in charge while we're gone.
315
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,296
You will not regret this.
316
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,632
Milo, Billie, you might.
317
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,855
- Wait, you're leaving?
- Don't worry.
318
00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:30,053
As long as you're in
the apartment, you're safe.
319
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,431
- Just don't open the door.
- Or touch anything.
320
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,101
Or eat anything. Or look at anything.
321
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,384
Just don't do anything!
322
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,604
Who sounds like Dad now?
323
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,567
Don't worry. I'll keep the kids safe.
324
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,532
I'm gonna go feed stuff
to the toilet monster.
325
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,828
Hey! I'm in charge!
Let's go feed stuff to the toilet monster!
326
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,621
And that's why you're in charge.
327
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,461
That's why you don't keep
your wand in your back pocket.
328
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,557
[? ominous music playing]
329
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151
Lord Morsus, I've received word
330
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,112
that Justin and Alex Russo
are here at the Tribunal.
331
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,823
Then my plan is nearly complete.
332
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,161
Billie's greatest fear is that
she is not part of a family.
333
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,413
I will use that fear against her.
334
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,707
She will lose control of her powers,
335
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,083
- and the prophecy will be-
- [Justin] Minister McFigglehorn.
336
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,378
- Uh-oh.
- [yelps]
337
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,009
Justin, Alex, mortal wife...
338
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,553
Does she not know my name?
339
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,972
She's been to our house like four times.
340
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,016
Minister McFigglehorn, you're in charge
341
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,427
of the Tribunal Villain
Database, aren't you?
342
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,938
Let me think about this.
343
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,732
I'll help you out. You are.
344
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:08,276
I happen to have noticed
there's some information missing.
345
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,905
Tell us everything you know
about Lord Morsus.
346
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:15,409
Lord Morsus, Lord Morsus.
Hmm, not ringing any bells.
347
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,911
Can you use it in a sentence?
348
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,997
Sure, I can.
349
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,583
Tell us everything you know
about Lord Morsus.
350
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,879
I went to high school with a Lloyd Corsus.
351
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,172
Does that help?
352
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,633
You know it doesn't.
353
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,723
- [toilet flushing]
- [creature burping]
354
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,217
Why did you feed my phone
to the toilet monster?
355
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,276
It was the only way
he'd let go of my phone.
356
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,230
Now I have to conjure a new one.
357
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,531
Where's my wand?
358
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,366
Where's Billie?
359
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,112
Oh, she must have
taken my wand and snuck out.
360
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,780
Man, I'm glad I'm not in charge.
361
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,034
[chair growling]
362
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,747
This is why we don't come into the city!
363
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,957
- [knocking at door]
- Someone's here.
364
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,390
Wait, no, Milo, Dad told us
not to open the door.
365
00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:07,544
- [knocking at door]
- What if it's Billie?
366
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,345
Have you ever known Billie to knock?
367
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,090
[rapid knocking]
368
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,343
- Uh, give me your phone. I'll call Dad.
- Okay.
369
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,220
- [tires screeching]
- [cars honking]
370
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,348
- Nice catch.
- Nice throw.
371
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,142
[lock rattling]
372
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,396
- Roman, I'm scared.
- It's all gonna be okay.
373
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,358
Are you pushing me toward the door?
374
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,776
I haven't lived as long as you.
375
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,321
I've got so much left to see.
376
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,241
[? dramatic music playing]
377
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,953
Whoa! Oh.
378
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,586
What is this place?
379
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,422
It's where Lord Morsus
told me to bring ya.
380
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,176
And I brought ya. I'm out!
381
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,845
Lord Morsus?
382
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,056
[? ominous music playing]
383
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,816
It's you.
384
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,352
[door creaks]
385
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,696
I'm trapped.
386
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,541
So you're him.
387
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661
You're Lord Morsus.
388
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,164
You are Lord Morsus, right?
389
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,682
If you're Lord Morsus, don't say anything.
390
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,218
I knew it!
391
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,536
Where's Quentin? He better be okay.
392
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,177
Fine. Then I'll make you
tell me where Quentin is.
393
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,388
[? suspenseful music playing]
394
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:45,350
The record on Lord Morsus
was removed from the Villain Database.
395
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,270
- Only you could have deleted it.
- Well, I didn't.
396
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,981
I have no idea who this Lord Morsus is
397
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,151
or why he'd be after Billie.
I can't help you.
398
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,618
Yes, you can.
399
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,404
Yeah, you're gonna help us,
girl, because...
400
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,948
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no. You heard her.
401
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,035
She doesn't know anything.
And if she doesn't know anything,
402
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,995
she doesn't know anything.
403
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,796
Right.
404
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,877
She clearly doesn't know anything,
so we should probably just go.
405
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,129
I wish you would.
You've been quite disruptive.
406
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,540
I was, like, totally in
the middle of something.
407
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,559
Where are you going?
408
00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:25,265
- Uh, we can't just leave.
- Oh, we're not going anywhere.
409
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,434
- We aren't?
- No, that witch is hiding something.
410
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,811
- She is?
- Yes.
411
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,070
Every time I see her,
412
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,275
she makes a big deal out
of what I'm wearing.
413
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,235
This time, she didn't say anything,
and look.
414
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,865
- Alex, that's your proof?
- It is super suspect.
415
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,700
That jacket is incredible.
416
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,037
Also, McFigglehorn said she doesn't know
417
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,081
why Lord Morsus is going after Billie.
418
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,293
We never told her
he was going after Billie.
419
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,921
Yeah, and would you take Giada's thing
420
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,595
And add it to my equally important thing?
We got her.
421
00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:03,052
If she's working for Morsus,
she must be under a spell.
422
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,583
But it would take a powerful
object to enchant her.
423
00:21:05,584 --> 00:21:09,434
The Eye of Evilini was missing from
the creepy Crypt of Cursed Curiosities.
424
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,665
- What?
- Please don't make me say that again.
425
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,321
So what do we do?
426
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:17,609
Well, freeing McFigglehorn is our
only chance of stopping Lord Morsus.
427
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,260
Then we're not leaving until
we destroy that amulet.
428
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,493
[lock rattling]
429
00:21:26,021 --> 00:21:30,038
Someone's trying to break into
the apartment
430
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,165
and we don't have our wands.
What are we gonna do?
431
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,668
Roman, we've only been wizards
for a few months,
432
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,522
but we've been precocious
pranksters our whole lives.
433
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,883
Well, I have.
You're kind of a goody-goody.
434
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,241
Not the insult you think it is.
435
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,597
This place is full
of dangerous, enchanted stuff.
436
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,350
- We can set a trap.
- Okay, uh, what's the plan?
437
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,483
To set a trap.
438
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:51,985
I just said it.
439
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,096
[high-pitched squeak]
440
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:03,072
There. Everything is in place.
All you have to do now is unlock the door.
441
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,907
Great. Thanks for leaving me
the scariest part.
442
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:06,958
You're welcome.
443
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,829
- Roman.
- Yeah?
444
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:10,996
I just want you to know...
445
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:15,125
If something happens to you...
I'm taking the bottom bunk.
446
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,215
[? suspenseful music playing]
447
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,892
Come in!
448
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,186
[squawks]
449
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:28,980
[squawks]
450
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,141
- [high-pitched snapping]
- [grunting]
451
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,393
[yelps]
452
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,480
- [chair growling]
- [grunting]
453
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,567
We got him. Let's turn him into smoke.
454
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,735
Maybe we should see who it is first.
455
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,280
Right. Then we turn him into smoke.
456
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,538
Okay. Giada, Justin and I will
distract McFigglehorn
457
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,038
while you search for the amulet.
458
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,040
- It could be anywhere.
- You're talking to the woman
459
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,167
that found a contact lens
on an ice skating rink.
460
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,462
If the amulet's in there, I'll find it.
461
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,049
- There you are.
- Found it.
462
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,301
Give us the amulet, McFigglehorn.
463
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,352
Never!
464
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,638
- [shrieking]
- Oh!
465
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,185
Give up, McFigglehorn. You're out-wanded.
466
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,272
The spell I am!
467
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,816
Ankle wand.
468
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985
[zapping]
469
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,571
- [grunting]
- [zapping]
470
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,666
Oh!
471
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,489
Somebody should get that amulet.
472
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,498
Right, I'll get the amulet.
473
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,712
Okay, McFigglehorn, let's dance. [grunts]
474
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,590
- Did you just ask her to dance?
- No.
475
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,576
It's a cool thing to say in a wand fight.
476
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,639
The only dancing I'm gonna do
is on your grave.
477
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,056
Now that was a cool thing
to say in a wand fight.
478
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:00,773
- Got it!
- [whirs]
479
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,408
Lost it.
480
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:10,449
Yes! The eye is mine.
You cannot stop Lord Morsus.
481
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,577
The rift will open and evil will reign,
482
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,331
even if it destroys the young wizard.
483
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,708
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
484
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,461
No!
485
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,260
Russos, what are you doing here?
486
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:35,140
Ooh, Alex, love the jacket. [laughs]
487
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,192
Told ya.
488
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,483
Last chance, Morsus.
Tell me where Quentin is.
489
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,446
Why are you tied up?
490
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,243
[gasps] Quentin?
491
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:57,537
- Are you okay?
- Morsus sent that message.
492
00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,124
- It was all a trap.
- Yeah, I figured that out.
493
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,151
You shouldn't have come here, Billie.
494
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,677
It was all my fault.
495
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,256
I'm sorry you ever met me.
496
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,766
I'm not.
497
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,970
[? soft, romantic music plays]
498
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,138
But I don't get it.
499
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,307
If Lord Morsus wanted me here
so bad, then where is he?
500
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:21,728
[grunts] Boys, what do you think
you're doing?
501
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,022
[both] Dad?
502
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,640
Thank goodness it's you.
503
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,318
Yup, it's me.
504
00:25:29,974 --> 00:25:32,246
[sinisterly] Your dad.
505
00:25:32,247 --> 00:25:36,797
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