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Hey Giada, I'm looking back
at the inventory I did
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for the Tribunal and I never
checked off the Eye of Evilini.
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You think I made a mistake?
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[Giada] Oh, yeah!
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That's what
I was worried about.
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Check! Check!
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Check it out!
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I guess I could go
check it out.
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I can't hear you!
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I said I guess-
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You can't hear me.
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Giada.
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- Giada!
- [gasps]
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Sorry, I just got caught up
making the playlist
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for the school dance
tomorrow night.
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I just want Billie's first
mortal dance to be special.
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Me too. With all the weird
magical things
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happening lately, I just want
Billie to have a night
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where she can be
a normal teenage girl.
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[light flickers]
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What was that?
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Oh, hey guys!
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What happened to you?
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I was just getting ready
for the dance.
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I've been practicing
on the electric slide I conjured.
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[both laugh]
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Billie- and I can't believe
we're still having these conversations-
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In the mortal world,
the "Electric Slide" is just a dance.
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It's not a low-voltage
thrill ride.
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That is disappointing.
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But I guess
it'll still be fun.
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Yeah, it will! We're gonna
tear that place up!
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[DJ horns blare]
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No, we won't.
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Anything we tear up,
I have to put back together.
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[? opening theme song playing]
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{\an8}? Everything is
not what it seems ?
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{\an8}? When you can have
what you want ?
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{\an8}? By the simplest of means ?
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{\an8}? Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ?
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{\an8}? Because everything is not
what it seems ?
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? You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ?
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? Because everything is not
what it seems ?
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? Yes, please ?
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? What it seems ?
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So if there's no
Electric Slide,
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then what do you guys do
at a mortal dance?
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Mostly the guys stand
on one side of the room
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and the girls stand
on the other side
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until the girls realize
we got dressed up for nothing
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and decide to dance
with each other.
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What do the guys do?
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They pretend
to be on their phones
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so they won't look stupid
for not asking us to dance.
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Roman, you better make sure
your phone is charged.
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I won't need to
because I'm not going. I have plans.
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- What plans?
- To not go to the dance.
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[PA system crackles]
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[Quentin] Hello?
Is this thing on?
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Hello, Greenwald Middle.
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That sounds like that cute boy
you met in detention.
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I didn't meet a cute boy
in detention.
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Yeah, you did. Kevin.
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It's not Kevin, it's Quentin!
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I think. You know,
I could be wrong.
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This is Quentin Thompson,
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and I want to ask a very special girl
to the dance tonight...
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- Please say Billie...
- Please don't say Billie...
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- Billie-
- No!
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Will you-
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You can't be in here!
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What were you thinking?
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I think it's pretty clear
I wasn't thinking, sir.
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You are in so much trouble.
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Give me that microphone!
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Stop running from me!
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[Quentin] I'll stop running
If you stop chasing me!
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[Justin] I'll never stop
chasing you!
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What are you gonna say?
Are you gonna go with him?
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Well, technically,
he never asked me,
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so I never have to answer.
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Billie. I don't have much time.
You. Me. Dance. You in?
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You. Him. Dance.
Don't even think about it.
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Keep it moving, Mr. Thompson.
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Shaggy haired...
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Oh, that was so embarrassing.
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Well, yeah, it was.
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A dance-posal, in public,
over the PA system.
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Come on, that was
the cringiest thing ever.
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Who would that ever work on?
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Good to know.
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Hey Mom, since you guys
will be at the dance,
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Roman and I need money
to order dinner.
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Tonight's the night
we find out
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what that square pizza's
all about.
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Oh, honey,
I forgot to tell you,
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Anita Bianchi's on the
dance committee with me,
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and she didn't have anyone
to watch Bella-
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I am not babysitting
Bella Bianchi!
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Well, of course you're not.
You're 11 years old.
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Also, every time
she comes over here,
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we end up
having to wipe her memory.
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I told Anita
that I would bring a friend
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for Bella to hang out with
at the dance.
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[laughs] Who's that
poor sucker?
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Mom, why are you looking at me
like I'm that poor sucker?
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Milo, it's only a few hours.
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You're acting
like it's dental surgery.
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Well, dental surgery is less painful.
Also, I get a toy at the end.
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So if I give you a toy,
you'll do this?
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Obviously, yes.
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I can't believe
Quentin did that
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in front of the whole school.
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It was... it was-
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The most romantic thing I or anyone
has ever seen in their entire life?
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There's nothing "romantic" about
Quentin Thompson asking me to the dance.
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[Giada screams] What?
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You got asked to the dance?
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How did you hear that?
You were downstairs.
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I have ears like a bat
when it comes to romance.
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I once heard someone propose
in a hot air balloon,
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and I was on the ground.
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This is huge.
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This is your first date!
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It's nothing. You know,
I haven't even told him my answer yet.
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Why not?
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Oh no, is he weird?
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He's not weird.
But he is annoying.
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He's always making jokes,
and he thinks he's so charming
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and he's got this
dumb shaggy hair
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that falls into his
dumb sparkling eyes...
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- You got it bad.
- Real bad.
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Look, even if I did want to go
to the dance with him,
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which I don't,
it doesn't matter.
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Justin doesn't want me to.
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Well, don't worry.
I'll talk to him.
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What do you want to do?
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I guess... I kinda... sorta...
maybe... wanna go.
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[screaming]
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Giada?
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[Giada] Justin! Let me in!
Let me in! Let me in!
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[waves wand]
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It's Billie!
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What happened?
Is she okay?
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She got asked out by a boy.
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Oh that.
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She also said
you don't want her to go.
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Yeah, that's because
I don't want her to go.
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Well, I told her
I would talk to you
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because you're
a reasonable person
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who doesn't jump
to conclusions.
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What is this?
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That's my Board
of Conclusions.
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I told you,
there's a lot of weird,
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magical things
happening lately.
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The Changeling. The oracle.
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I even went to the Crypt,
and the Eye of Evilini wasn't there!
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Do you know what this means?
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- Do you know what this means?
- No idea.
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But I'm sure
it's all connected.
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I just gotta figure out how.
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Until then, I've got these.
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[laughs] Hex-Ray Glasses.
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They let you know
if magic is being used.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Definitely the coolest
Hex-Ray Glasses I've ever seen.
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Justin, come on,
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let Billie go to the dance
with Quentin.
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I'm telling you,
the kid is trouble.
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Do you know what he did today?
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Broke into my office
and used the PA system to ask Billie out!
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Aww!
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That better be an
"I can't believe
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he disrespected
the school principal" aww.
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Justin, he's not some
evil wizard.
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He's a middle school boy
with a crush.
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Is he? We don't know
anything about him.
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I'm telling you,
he is up to something.
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In fact...
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[waves wand]
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He's going on the board!
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Oh, I get
what's going on here.
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You see Billie
as a daughter now.
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And you're feeling
overprotective.
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But Justin,
this is Billie's first crush.
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I know it's hard,
but it shouldn't be about how you feel.
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It should be about
how she feels.
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Fine!
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But I want to get to know
the kid better first.
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- That's a yes.
- It's a maybe.
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It's enough to start shopping
for a dress.
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You really think Mrs. Russo
can talk Mr. Russo
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into letting you go
to the dance with Quentin?
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Well, I saw her talk him into
wearing leather pants once.
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If she can do that,
she can do anything.
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[phone ringing]
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[gasps] It's Quentin!
What do I do?
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- Answer it! I'll take care of the rest.
- Okay.
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- [phone connected]
- Hey, Billie.
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Looks like you've been
waiting for my call.
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[scoffs] What?
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Why would you think that?
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Because you have glam lighting
on you right now,
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and your hair is blowing
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like you're
in a shampoo commercial.
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[fan blowing]
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Hi, Quentin.
I'm gonna go now.
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- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.
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So, did you hear about
that guy
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who asked that girl
to the dance
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over the PA system
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and she didn't give him
an answer,
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even though
he got a month's detention?
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Well, after that big show
he put on,
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he'd look pretty stupid
if she said no.
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So, that's a yes?
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Mmm... it's a
"I got nothing better to do."
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You guys are bantering
at a tenth-grade level right now!
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- So I guess I'll just meet you there?
- [necklace glows]
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Or, unless you wanna meet
at my house, or your house.
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- But I don't know where you live-
- Yep! Sounds good!
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See you there!
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[green glow]
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What's happening? I did it!
She said yes.
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Why are you doing this?
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[Lord Morsus] A reminder
of what happens if you fail me.
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Once you've gotten Billie away
from the Russos,
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push the button
and it will bring her to me.
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I won't fail you Lord Morsus.
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I promise.
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What are you doing?
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Preparing for close contact
with Bella Bianchi.
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I gotta cover all my soft spots
in case she starts biting.
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I still can't believe
mom's making you go to the dance.
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Why aren't you going? The whole
eighth grade class is gonna be there.
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That's the problem.
Karina Kowalski and I have been talking
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ever since she came over
a few weeks ago-
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She's still talking to you
after Billie covered her in mustard?
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It actually brought us closer.
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It's good to have
a common enemy.
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But if I go tonight,
Karina's gonna want to dance.
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[faux outrage] At a dance?
How could she!
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Yeah, yeah. It's just...
I can tap and waltz
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and don't even get me started
on my tango.
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Is that an option?
'Cause I'd love to not.
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It's just I need rules
and structure.
248
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,958
But eighth grade dancing
is chaos.
249
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,625
Nobody knows
what makes it good,
250
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,837
but everybody knows
what makes it bad.
251
00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:30,712
Like that time
dad wore leather pants.
252
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,643
What? No! Dad looked amazing
in those.
253
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,516
Dancing is easy.
254
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,177
Step one is
turn your brain off.
255
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,222
Step two is I can't remember
'cause I turned my brain off.
256
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,933
So I'll just... I'll just
turn my brain off.
257
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,320
On second thought,
maybe you should just stay home.
258
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,110
You do not want
Karina seeing that.
259
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,362
I wish I hadn't seen that.
260
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,406
What am I doing?
There's gotta be a spell
261
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,033
that can make me
a good dancer.
262
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,285
I'm going to the lair!
263
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:04,621
Wait! I need you to tape
this Price-Co catalogue to my back.
264
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,124
I'm completely unprotected!
265
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,229
- [both laughing]
- [knock at door]
266
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,299
So listen, Billie.
267
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,717
I've been thinking...
268
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,801
why don't you invite
Quentin over later
269
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,212
- so I can get to know him better?
- [both squeal]
270
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,307
- Really?
- Thank you.
271
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,058
You've made us very happy.
272
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,435
I mean, Billie.
273
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,852
No, I was right
the first time.
274
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,354
It's us. We're very happy.
275
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,981
Don't get too excited.
276
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,941
I want to see
a different side of him,
277
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,111
and if I do, you two can go
to the dance later.
278
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,872
[door slams]
279
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:41,408
He wants to see
a different side of Quentin?
280
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,784
We'll show him
a different side.
281
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,078
Yeah, you will.
282
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,122
You just said "we" didn't you?
283
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,167
I can't invite
the real Quentin over.
284
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,794
Justin will just find
some reason not to like him.
285
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,339
So, I'm gonna use magic
to turn you into Quentin.
286
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:57,341
Billie, there's a million reasons
why that'll never work.
287
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,392
Name one.
288
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,852
Let's do this!
289
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:05,474
[casts]
"Transform this figure, deceive all eyes,
290
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,185
cloak her
in the right disguise."
291
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,153
[grunts]
292
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,025
How does he pay attention
in class with his hair in his eyes?
293
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,235
Remember, just be pleasant
and polite.
294
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,903
And don't say
anything Winter-y.
295
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,954
Like what?
296
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,741
Man, I'm so nervous
my tongue is sweating.
297
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,786
Like that. Just don't say
anything like that.
298
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,832
This is ridiculous!
299
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,669
Not a single spell
that'll make me a good dancer.
300
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,342
- Maybe it's a sign I should stay home.
- [text dings]
301
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,389
"Hey loser!
302
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,842
Better not see you
at the dance tonight."
303
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,178
"You won't, 'cause I just
decided not to go."
304
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,349
- "I'm kidding! LOL."
- Dang it!
305
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,520
"Me too! LOL."
306
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,773
"Save me a dance?"
307
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,652
"Uh, you know I will,
'cause I am an excellent dancer."
308
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,238
Oh no.
Why did I just say that?
309
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,485
Come on,
there's gotta be something.
310
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,459
"Jerry's Enchanted
Boogie Shoes-
311
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,379
For Use In Case
of Dance-mergency."
312
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,796
Well, that's exactly
what this is.
313
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,386
Wait, wait, wait.
314
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,680
I'm using a magical shortcut
to avoid the hard work
315
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,725
of learning to dance
so I can have fun.
316
00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:30,350
This is what
Billie always does,
317
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,478
and it always blows up
in her face.
318
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,398
So it's a good thing
I'm not Billie!
319
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,320
- Okay, Winter, you've got this.
- Yeah.
320
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,864
Justin! Quentin's here!
321
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,909
Mr. Thompson.
Thanks for stopping by.
322
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,161
Who's Mr. Thompson?
323
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,704
- [both] You!
- Right!
324
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,456
That's me. Mr. Thompson.
325
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,833
Mr. Quentin Thompson. Q.T.
326
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960
Aw, my initials are "cutie"!
327
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,546
Focus.
328
00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,714
Are you okay?
329
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,299
Sorry. Just a little nervous.
330
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,925
Nervous? I don't think
I've ever seen you nervous before.
331
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,696
It's almost like you're seeing
a different side of him.
332
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,230
Huh.
333
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:11,099
So, Quentin, why don't you
tell me about yourself?
334
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,936
Well, I'm a 14-year-old boy,
as you can see...
335
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,855
My locker's in the South Hall.
336
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,524
And... I like soup!
337
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,859
You like soup?
338
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,110
I mean, I hate soup.
339
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,244
Who hates soup?
340
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,451
I don't know. I'm so confused.
341
00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:25,947
Tell me
how to feel about soup.
342
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,208
I just want you to like me!
343
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,994
Justin, stop grilling him.
344
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,621
He's the one
who brought it up.
345
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,291
Look, I know it took
a lot of courage to come here,
346
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,751
and I do respect that.
347
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,337
Maybe I was a little wrong
about you.
348
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,464
See? I told you.
349
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,090
Can I get you
something to drink?
350
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,841
What do you want water?
Lemonade?
351
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,732
Oh no, you're out of lemonade.
Mrs. Russo forgot to buy more.
352
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,932
How do you know that?
353
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,725
Uh, how do
I know that, Billie?
354
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,228
Hold on, I'm thinking.
This is a weird one.
355
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,731
Something's not right here.
356
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,365
What's going on?
357
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,971
[laughs nervously] Nothing!
Nothing's going on.
358
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,073
[Justin gasps] Winter!
359
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,867
What? Who's Winter?
Never heard of her.
360
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,134
[casts] "Reveal-us!"
361
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,755
Billie!
362
00:15:15,756 --> 00:15:18,041
I can't believe
you tried to trick me.
363
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,003
I'm sorry. But you were never
gonna give Quentin a chance.
364
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,255
How do you know that?
365
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,966
You never gave me the chance
to give him a chance.
366
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,426
I can't get detention for something
I did outside of school, right?
367
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,721
- Winter-
- I know. I know. I'm going.
368
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,643
Okay, fine.
I won't go to the dance with Quentin.
369
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, you're not going
to the dance at all.
370
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,439
Who's excited
to go to the dance?
371
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,444
Oh man, the vibe in here
is... it's weird.
372
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,446
Billie, you used magic
as a shortcut,
373
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,158
and it blew up in your face.
374
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,000
You're grounded.
375
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,871
This is so unfair!
376
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,006
[Justin sighs]
377
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,507
[Roman sighs]
378
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,335
When is she gonna learn?
379
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,589
I know, I know, I'm going.
380
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,971
[? instrumental music playing]
381
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,517
Hello, Milo.
382
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,605
Bella. I see they got you out
of the zoo for the evening.
383
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024
Don't try to sweet-talk me.
384
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569
I don't want to be here
any more than you do.
385
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,948
- What are you doing?
- It's these magazines.
386
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,142
I'm wearing them
in case you start biting.
387
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,621
Wait, I'm wearing magazines
in case you start biting!
388
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,498
[both laugh]
389
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,083
It is pretty silly, isn't it?
390
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,043
Yeah. Besides,
if I was gonna bite you,
391
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,129
I'd just bite you
in your face.
392
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,590
Good to know.
393
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,132
Look, if we're both
stuck here,
394
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,509
- we should try to enjoy it.
- What do you have in mind?
395
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,820
We steal a charcuterie board
and cram our mouths with cured meats.
396
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,094
I don't hate that idea.
397
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,189
[Justin chuckling]
398
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,982
So, the dance is going
pretty great, don't you think?
399
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,444
Yeah. Yeah.
I just wish Billie was here.
400
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,447
I know why you grounded her,
but I just feel bad
401
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,460
she's missing her
first mortal dance.
402
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,368
I know. I feel bad, too.
403
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,870
But she tried to trick me.
404
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,705
Besides, it's probably best
she's home where we know she's safe.
405
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,001
I just can't shake the feeling
that something bigger is going on.
406
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,545
- That's why I brought these.
- Ah!
407
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,930
Glasses...
408
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,592
I was really hoping those were
a "lair only" thing.
409
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,887
What is that?
[gasps]
410
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,230
I knew it!
411
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,952
[giggles]
412
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,574
Your date stand you up?
That's embarrassing.
413
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,866
I'm trying
to think of a comeback,
414
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,537
but all I can
come up with is...
415
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,122
you look beautiful.
416
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,416
That's a good comeback.
417
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,043
[? soft music playing]
418
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,088
Um, so... do you wanna dance?
419
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,849
Um...
420
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,512
Actually, maybe we should
dance back here.
421
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,687
So, why do I get the feeling
422
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,400
you're not supposed
to be here?
423
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,125
Because I'm not
supposed to be here.
424
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,902
And they say I'm trouble.
425
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,334
All right. this is it.
426
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,544
Time to get my dance on.
427
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,422
Thanks, Grandpa Jerry.
I owe you one.
428
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,432
Oh no! I look ridiculous!
429
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,851
[? disco music playing]
430
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,480
Whoa. What is happening?
431
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,236
I can't go in there
looking like this.
432
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,365
Why can't I stop dancing?
433
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,909
[? disco music continues]
434
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,296
[exclaims]
435
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,134
Stop, I can't go to the dance!
436
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,353
[exclaims]
437
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,224
Bad Boogie Shoes! Bad!
438
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,400
[? slow music ends]
439
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,069
[? fast music playing]
440
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,029
I think the slow song ended.
441
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,199
It did? I mean...
I mean, I know it did.
442
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,578
So, should we stop dancing?
443
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,713
I will if you will.
444
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:12,044
Okay, let me start by saying,
you guys are adorable!
445
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,172
I could watch you all night.
And I have been.
446
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,093
Winter, you interrupted us
to say that?
447
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,971
No. I interrupted you to say
Mr. Russo's coming this way.
448
00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:27,142
If Justin sees me here,
I'm in big trouble.
449
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,353
Then I guess he better
not see you. Come on.
450
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,314
I'll stay here and stall-
451
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,815
- Mr. Russo!
- Not now, Winter!
452
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,866
Well, I tried.
453
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,904
[gong sounding]
454
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,073
[? disco music playing]
455
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,784
C'mon, shoes,
why are you doing this to me?
456
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,960
[crowd laughing]
457
00:20:55,168 --> 00:20:58,214
Please don't let
Karina see me,
458
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,591
please don't let
Karina see me.
459
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,344
- Roman?
- Karina! Hey.
460
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,389
Did you just get here?
'Cause I just got here.
461
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183
I was just about to get
some punch.
462
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,643
Punch. That sounds great!
463
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,690
Or we could check out
this photo booth.
464
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,525
Forget the photo booth.
465
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,736
Did you think
this was a themed dance?
466
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,107
That's the least embarrassing explanation,
so let's go with that.
467
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,041
Wanna dance?
468
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,994
Sure, I'll try and keep up.
469
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,040
[? disco music continues]
470
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,379
[crickets chirping]
471
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,966
I'm really glad you snuck out
to meet me tonight.
472
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,100
Me too.
473
00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:50,558
Justin didn't want me to come
to the dance with you in the first place.
474
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,977
He thinks you're trouble.
475
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,028
He's not wrong.
476
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,691
He used to think
I was a troublemaker, too.
477
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,068
If he would just give you
a chance,
478
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,946
he'd see that
you're more than that.
479
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,697
You don't know that.
480
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,407
Yes, I do.
481
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,786
'Cause I see the real you.
482
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,120
No, you don't.
483
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,789
Trust me I do.
484
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,822
I mean, don't get me wrong,
You're annoying and obnoxious.
485
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:20,256
But you're also sweet
and and caring.
486
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,050
I mean, who else would throw
themselves out of a vent
487
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,469
so that way I can
sneak back into detention?
488
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,062
You have a good heart.
489
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,181
Don't say that.
490
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,600
- Why not? It's true.
- It's not true.
491
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,562
Billie.
492
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,271
I was sent here
from the wizard world
493
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,940
to get you away from Justin.
494
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446
What are you talking about?
Who sent you?
495
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,949
His name is Lord Morsus.
496
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,494
And if I push this,
it'll take you right to him.
497
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,628
So...
498
00:22:51,629 --> 00:22:55,248
asking me to the dance,
pretending to like me,
499
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,584
none of that was was real?
500
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043
It wasn't supposed to be.
501
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:02,631
But then I got to know you,
and Billie, I really like you.
502
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,511
That's why I'm not gonna
push this button,
503
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,186
Even if it means
I'll stay an Orc forever.
504
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,473
Wait! You're an Orc?
505
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,600
Get away from him!
He's a monster!
506
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:18,438
- Billie, I'm sorry-
- You stay away from her!
507
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,982
- Justin, no!
- Billie.
508
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,329
[Justin pants]
509
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,199
You let him get away?
He was gonna hurt you.
510
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,659
No, he wasn't. You don't know
what you're talking about.
511
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,430
There's something
bigger going on and he is a part of it.
512
00:23:34,431 --> 00:23:35,830
I know. He told me everything,
513
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,624
but... but he didn't
go through with it.
514
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085
- Just trust me on this-
- Trust you?
515
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,939
He convinced you to lie to me,
to sneak out of the house,
516
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,798
to... to put yourself
in danger.
517
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,760
I told you he was trouble
and I was right.
518
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,434
Congratulations,
you were right.
519
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,769
I guess
that's all that matters.
520
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,896
Billie.
521
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,905
[sighs]
522
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,076
[? dance music playing]
523
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:15,119
You know what I like best
about these tiny pickles?
524
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,579
They make you feel
like a giant?
525
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,090
They make me feel
like a giant.
526
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,544
You know, I thought
hanging out with you was gonna be awful.
527
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,637
But it's been fun.
528
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,842
Yeah, this was
surprisingly un-terrible.
529
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,344
Aw, look at you two!
530
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,221
It's like
you're on a little date.
531
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,639
- Date?
- Gross!
532
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,100
- I'm outta here.
- Not if I'm outta here first!
533
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,152
Oh.
534
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,107
This could be such a fun story
to tell at their wedding.
535
00:24:43,157 --> 00:24:47,707
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