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Billie,
I'm gonna teach you the secret
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to winning your first
mortal snowball fight.
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It's all about
the element of- [grunts]
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Dang it!
As I was saying,
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it's all about
the element of-
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[yelps]
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Double dang it! Whoo!
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The element of what?
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Never mind.
It doesn't matter.
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No, I want to know
the secret
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to winning
a mortal snowball fight.
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Fine. It's all about
the element of-
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Surprise!
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Nothing says "Merry Christmas"
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like pummeling someone
with a snowball.
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One might argue saying
"Merry Christmas"
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says Merry Christmas
just fine.
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What are you doing
in that snow globe?
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Uh-oh.
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You're lucky
I didn't shake this thing
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or we'd all be
spending Christmas in the emergency room.
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[sighs]
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[whooshes]
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[Milo] Hey, Billie,
think fast!
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- [Billie gasps]
- [Justin groans]
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[Milo] Uh-oh.
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Yeah, "uh-oh" is right.
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What are you guys thinking
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transporting yourself into a snow globe
two days before Christmas?
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Are you trying
to get on the Naughty List?
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Please, that's not gonna
get us on it.
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Yeah, because the Naughty List
isn't real.
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Oh, no, it's real. But Santa doesn't care
about going into snow globes.
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That wizard's way too busy.
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It's almost Christmas.
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Wait, what did you just say?
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It's almost Christmas.
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No, no. The part about
the Naughty List being real?
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And Santa being a wizard?
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Of course he is.
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The man delivers billions
of toys around the world in one night.
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How do you think he did it?
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[scoffs] Christmas magic.
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[both] Oh.
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Kind of makes you question your behavior
for the past year, doesn't it?
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In light
of this new information,
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I would like to apologize
to everyone for everything.
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Dad, can you talk
to Santa for us?
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You're on the Tribunal,
that's got to be worth something, right?
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Dad? Dad!
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[Winter] Any second
they'll remember I'm in here.
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Any second.
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Any second.
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[? opening theme song playing]
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{\an8}? Everything is not
what it seems ?
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{\an8}? When you can have
what you want by the simplest of means ?
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{\an8}? Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ?
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{\an8}? Because everything is not
what it seems ?
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? You could run into trouble
if you go to extremes because ?
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? Everything
is not what it seems ?
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? Yes, please ?
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? What it seems ?
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[? dramatic music playing]
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{\an8}Let's see, June 7th,
I was pretty nice that day.
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{\an8}June 8th.
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{\an8}Also nice.
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{\an8}Ooh. June 9th,
the crossing guard debacle.
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{\an8}Salty language was used,
but I believe it was justified.
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{\an8}I'm gonna put that
in the "nice" category.
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{\an8}What are you doing
up so early?
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{\an8}This whole Naughty List
revelation kept me up all night.
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{\an8}I just laid there in bed, wondering if
I was nice enough to get the tablet
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{\an8}I asked Santa for. But then I realized
there's no need to wonder.
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{\an8}You're Roman Russo,
you journal every day.
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{\an8}- You do?
- Oh, yeah, I do. It really centers me.
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{\an8}But I've been going through my journals
to make sure I've been nice all year.
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{\an8}Six months in and
ya boy's feeling pretty good.
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{\an8}Please do not call yourself
"ya boy."
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{\an8}Funny, you said the exact
same thing on April 16th.
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{\an8}You didn't have to spend hours
going through your journals.
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{\an8}Any wizard could just check
the Naughty List out.
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{\an8}Let me see that.
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{\an8}Yes, Roman Laritate Russo
on the Nice List.
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Come tomorrow morning, I'll be journaling
about the moment I found out
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I was getting a new tablet
on my new tablet.
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Let's see. Milo's on the Nice List
and Winter's on the nice list.
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Don't even bother
looking for me.
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I've been on the
Naughty List so long
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they should call it
the Billie List.
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- I don't want to brag-
- Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, I do.
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This'll be my 10th
straight year on the list. It's a record.
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I hate to give you
bad news.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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You're on the Nice List.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[screams] What?
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But I've done tons
of naughty stuff this year.
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I ruined your date
with Karina.
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Turned you into a baby,
gave you duck feet.
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You never gave me duck feet.
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Oh, man, I spoiled it.
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Well, despite everything
you just said, you're on the Nice List.
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No way.
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I have until midnight tonight
to get back on the Naughty List.
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Let the naughtiness begin.
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Yah!
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You know, you could do naughty things
to other people.
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Babe, you are never
gonna believe
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why the Tribunal called me
in this morning.
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To downgrade your phone plan?
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This is the Tribunal Santa Phone,
and for the next 12 hours,
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it's the most important thing
in the entire house.
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That's right, ya boy
is on call this Christmas.
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I love it when you
call yourself "ya boy."
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Merry Christmas, babe.
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This is such an honor.
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I'm the youngest
Tribunal member ever
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to be asked
to man the Santa Phone.
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So if Santa gets in trouble,
the J-Man has got his back.
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What trouble
are we talking about?
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Santa needs
every last drop of magic
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in order to deliver
the presents on Christmas.
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So if any wizard uses magic
on Christmas Eve...
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Christmas is canceled?
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- Exactly.
- Oh.
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Has that ever happened?
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- Not one time.
- Oh.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my mission... [sighs]
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awaits.
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Oh, I get it.
The rest of the Tribunal enjoys Christmas
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while the new guy gets stuck
babysitting the phone.
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I didn't get stuck.
This is a very big deal.
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Of course it is.
If it rings, which it never has.
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But it might.
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But it hasn't.
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But it might.
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But it hasn't.
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But it might!
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You're right. It might.
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But it hasn't.
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Careful.
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Careful.
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What you doing?
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[screams]
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What do you think I'm doing? I'm doing
something I'm not supposed to be doing.
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You were
opening your presents.
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Yeah. I bragged to everyone at school
that I'd beat the new
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Super Giuseppe Bros.
game by winter break.
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But I haven't found it yet.
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This has to be it.
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[sighs]
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[paper crinkling]
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The Curious Boy's Guide
to His Changing Body?
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{\an8}Mom and Dad gave me that book
when I was your age.
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{\an8}The pop-ups inside are...
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{\an8}disturbing.
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What was the point of putting
it on my Christmas list
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if Mom and Dad
weren't gonna come through?
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Well, I think
you're forgetting someone very important.
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Old. Loves to give gifts.
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Big white beard.
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Grandma?
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No, Santa.
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Okay? You're on the Nice List.
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You put the game
in your letter, so he'll get it for you.
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What letter to Santa?
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The ones we wrote together
last week?
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The ones you promised
I could trust you to mail.
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Doesn't sound like me.
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If I remember correctly your exact words
were "Yeah, dog, I got this."
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Ooh, that does sound like me.
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So did you mail them?
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I want to say, "Yeah, dog."
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But I'm thinking, "No, dog."
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Okay. I shrunk Roman's
Christmas PJs in the dryer,
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popped the inflatable snowman
in our yard
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and licked all the candy canes
and put them back on the tree.
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[gags]
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That explains why
this wasn't wrapped.
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What? I did all that and I'm
still on the Nice List.
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Well, I'm on the Nice List,
and it works out pretty well for me.
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Yeah, but you got me
to give you street cred.
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So when you think about it,
I'm being naughty for two.
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Aw, that's nice.
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Aw, man, it is, isn't it?
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If I'm gonna get off
this Nice List, I need to go big.
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As your friend I support you
in anything you want to do.
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As your friend,
I do not support this.
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Attention, shoppers!
Who's got two thumbs
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and is about to go on
the Naughty List?
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This girl... Whoa!
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Okay? Never mind. This girl
is keeping her thumbs on the tree.
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Billie, why didn't
you tell me "going big" meant
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you were gonna climb
the mall's Christmas tree?
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Because I didn't want
to get you in trouble.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Stop saying that.
I'm going for naughty.
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[groans] Not another one.
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Ooh, a security guard.
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This is escalating nicely.
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Hey, security guard,
look how naughty I'm being.
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Can you even believe it?
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I work at
the Staten Island Mall.
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Our pet store
sells sewer rats.
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Nothing shocks me.
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Now get down from there.
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No, not until you write me up.
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And if you give that
to Santa ASAP, that'd be great.
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Santa's not my supervisor.
Lance is.
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They both have beards, though,
so I see why it's confusing.
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Just please write her up
so we can get out of here.
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Tell you what,
I'm chock-full of Christmas spirit,
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so I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.
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What? A warning?
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You think I climbed
all the way up here for a warning?
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I'm going for the star.
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She's going for the star.
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Back away from the star.
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Whoops.
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Sorry. That was an accident.
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Well, unless you got me
on the Naughty List,
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in that case,
it was on purpose.
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All right, that's it.
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I'm reporting you.
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To Santa?
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No. To Lance.
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You do know
I'm not a real elf, right?
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I can't believe you didn't
mail our letters to Santa.
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I must have.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
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We had just finished
our letters
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and I put them in an envelope
and I licked it like this. [licks]
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But with both letters
in there, it popped open.
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So I licked it again.
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A real slobbery one
this time.
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[licks loudly]
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But I licked all the glue off,
so I went to the desk to look for tape.
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I couldn't find any,
but I did find a piece of gum.
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Please tell me you didn't seal
our letters to Santa with chewed gum.
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Make no mistake.
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That was my plan.
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So I started chewing the gum, but it lost
its flavor in like, two seconds.
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Isn't it weird that we can
put a man on the moon
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but we can't make a piece
of gum that-
245
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:57,998
Milo, focus!
246
00:10:57,999 --> 00:11:01,827
Right. So I was looking for something
to spit my flavorless gum out in,
247
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,247
and luckily, I was holding
a piece of paper and-
248
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,464
Oh, no!
249
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,751
- Oh...
- Do you know what this means?
250
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,879
Santa never got our letters. He doesn't
know what we want for Christmas.
251
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,381
I'm not getting my video game!
252
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,049
And I'm not getting my tablet.
253
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,009
You need to find
a way to save Christmas.
254
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,344
Why me?
255
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,538
Because you're the one
who ruined it, dog.
256
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,557
You make a good point.
257
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,148
[snaps]
258
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,067
I'm sitting at the top
of a mall Christmas tree.
259
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,862
That has to be enough
to get me on the Naughty List.
260
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,534
What? I'm still
on the Nice List?
261
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,036
Oh, you're not
gonna get rid of me that easy, Santa.
262
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,871
I'm staying here
until the mall closes.
263
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,502
- [electrical buzzing]
- What?
264
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,711
Uh, Billie, I think
the mall's closing.
265
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,338
Christopher H. Kringle!
266
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,508
I guess my streak
really is over.
267
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,177
[rope snaps]
268
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,973
Oh, no. Winter?
269
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,268
Any chance the mall
just started swaying?
270
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,729
No. We're pretty
stable down here.
271
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,898
Okay, it's the tree.
272
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,317
Just use a spell to get down.
273
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,485
I can't.
274
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,113
If a wizard uses magic on Christmas Eve,
Santa's sleigh could crash.
275
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,573
I'm naughty, not a monster.
276
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,575
I'm gonna go get Mr. Russo.
277
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,418
No need.
278
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,747
- I've got...
- [wood creaks]
279
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,958
...everything...
280
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,709
[wood creaks]
281
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,169
...under control.
282
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,671
[wood creaks]
283
00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:41,760
Six hours till midnight.
284
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,346
Not a peep from the big man.
285
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,641
Talk about a silent night.
Am I right?
286
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,235
I'll say it again
when someone's around.
287
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,055
[sighs in frustration]
288
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,650
What am I doing?
289
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,193
I haven't sung a single carol,
eaten a single cookie.
290
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,029
I'm wasting my Christmas Eve
staring at this ridiculous phone.
291
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,080
Giada was right.
292
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,658
This was never a big deal.
293
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,491
Nothing bad
is gonna happen today.
294
00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:11,999
Usually when I say
stuff like that,
295
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,960
someone bursts in
with bad news.
296
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,423
Mr. Russo, Billie's stuck on the top
of a 50-foot Christmas tree.
297
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,556
There it is!
298
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:25,262
Roman. I've been looking
for you everywhere.
299
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,055
I figured out
how to fix our problem.
300
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,686
We go
to the electronics store,
301
00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:31,643
turn ourselves into mice
so we can sneak in through the vent.
302
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,479
Then turn ourselves
into spiders
303
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,606
so we can lower down
to the ground,
304
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,524
then turn ourselves
into kangaroos
305
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,152
so we can carry out
your tablet
306
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,820
and my game in our pouches.
307
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,071
[exhales]
308
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,575
Yeah. No, you lost me at
309
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,451
"I figured out
how to fix our problem."
310
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,703
You got a better idea?
311
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,956
In a shocking turn of events
to no one, I do.
312
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:54,541
I found
a gift-conjuring spell.
313
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,982
We can just conjure the gifts.
314
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:59,004
Wait, and you let me waste my time
with that stupid animal plan?
315
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,055
Get casting.
316
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,507
"Made a list
and checked it twice.
317
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,438
Now bring me gifts
that will suffice."
318
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,638
[exclaims] Magic for the win.
319
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,432
Never has a downside.
320
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,892
[both whoop]
321
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,645
[phone ringing]
322
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,148
Oh, no.
323
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:22,070
Uh, Justin, you know that
Santa Phone that never rings?
324
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,425
[chuckles nervously]
Well, it's ringing,
325
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,790
Justin!
326
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,622
What am I supposed
to call him? Sir?
327
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,755
Mr. Kringle?
328
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,715
Your Jolliness?
329
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,919
[screams] Giada!
330
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,920
Pull yourself together.
You can do this.
331
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,508
Just pick up the phone
and talk to Santa Claus.
332
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,053
What am I doing?
I just hung up on Santa!
333
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,571
Please don't call back.
Please don't call back.
334
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,687
- [phone rings]
- [Giada gasps]
335
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,645
Okay. [whimpers]
Russo residence!
336
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,855
[chuckles nervously]
I'm sorry.
337
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,148
Justin's not here right now,
but I can help you.
338
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,379
No. Shouldn't have said that.
I can't help you.
339
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,448
Careful, sweetheart.
Just take your time.
340
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,659
Oh, great.
You found a ladder.
341
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,702
I was gonna get it.
342
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,954
But there was cake.
343
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,164
You know,
you look really familiar.
344
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,333
I get that a lot.
345
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,796
My mom says it's 'cause I have a smile
that lights up a room.
346
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,017
[exhales]
347
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,845
I'm so happy
I could kiss the floor.
348
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,938
But this is the Staten Island Mall.
So I will not be doing that.
349
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,685
Now that I know you're safe,
I should probably get home.
350
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,814
My family has this Christmas tradition
where we, you know, spend it together.
351
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,358
So that's the day.
Good to know.
352
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,242
Merry Christmas.
353
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,071
Well, that was fun.
354
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,823
We should probably
get home too.
355
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:52,075
Ah, ah, Billie, what were
you doing in that tree in the first place?
356
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,329
- Why would you do something so reckless?
- [cell phone ringing]
357
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,791
It's Giada. We're not done
talking about this.
358
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,252
Hey, babe, I-
Oh, no!
359
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,421
Oh, no!
360
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,971
Oh, no!
361
00:16:04,972 --> 00:16:08,008
Any chance those were good
"oh no's"?
362
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,177
Oh, no.
363
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,992
Santa called
the emergency line.
364
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,138
His sleigh went down.
365
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,391
- Christmas is in serious trouble.
- Oh, no!
366
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,356
Wait. Santa's sleigh crashed?
367
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,526
Yeah, he said
he was just cruising along, spreading joy.
368
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,821
And next thing he knew,
he was boots up in a ditch in Greenland.
369
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,868
Some wizard somewhere
must have used magic.
370
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,121
Why are you looking at me?
371
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:40,791
I mean, I know why you're looking at me,
but this time it wasn't me.
372
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,126
Who could've done something
so irresponsible?
373
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,338
So diabolical, so naughty.
374
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,050
Mom and Dad can never know
that we used magic to conjure these gifts.
375
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,552
[chuckles] I won't tell
if you- Whoa!
376
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,138
Hey, look,
the gang's all here.
377
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:58,433
Justin, you didn't tell them they're not
supposed to use magic on Christmas Eve?
378
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,728
I was a little busy
manning the Santa Phone.
379
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,941
Which kind of turned out
to be a big deal when you think about it.
380
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,068
You were right, I was wrong.
Merry Christmas.
381
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,778
What's going on?
382
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,530
You used magic and it made
Santa's sleigh crash.
383
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,449
So you're telling me
I ruined Christmas for everyone?
384
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,743
[scoffs] Not everyone.
385
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,876
I am loving this.
386
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,077
- What is that?
- It's the Emergency Santa Kit.
387
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,708
[suitcase unclips]
388
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,794
[groans]
389
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,213
[exhales]
390
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,346
Okay.
391
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,601
"In the event
of a full-scale Christmas crisis,
392
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,594
initiate Operation Wizmas."
393
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,728
Where's Milo?
394
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,390
Guys, there are a ton
of presents in here.
395
00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:41,768
I think we have
to deliver them for Santa.
396
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,605
Around the whole world?
We'll never be able to do that.
397
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,899
We'll have help.
Check this out.
398
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,651
Global Wizard Phone Tree.
399
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,819
How fun is that?
400
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,112
{\an8}Are you asking me how fun
a phone tree is?
401
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,323
{\an8}Because my answer is "very"!
402
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:58,326
Giada, do you remember that road trip
we took when the boys were little?
403
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,328
I remember flooring it
to get to a bathroom
404
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:04,375
because somebody swore that 32 ounces
of slushy isn't too much slushy.
405
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,918
Life comes at you fast, dog.
406
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,130
I need you to drive like that.
407
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,507
Roman, Milo,
bring these gifts into the car.
408
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,761
Billie, you're
in charge of distribution.
409
00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:17,929
These are all the letters kids
in Staten Island wrote to Santa.
410
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,890
- Not all the letters.
- Let it go.
411
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,707
There's only one thing
left to do.
412
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,397
[? upbeat festive music
playing]
413
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,615
Time to suit up.
414
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,577
The J-Man's coming to town.
415
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,039
And I thought Dad
couldn't get any cooler.
416
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,298
Let's ride.
417
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,628
[engine revs]
418
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,379
Justin, we can't drive to
every house in Staten Island
419
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,506
by Christmas morning.
420
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,300
Oh, we're not driving.
421
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,425
[Milo] We're flying!
422
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,682
This is amazing.
423
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,477
I don't have to pay attention
to stop signs up here.
424
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,562
Yeah, Up here.
425
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,396
- [all groaning]
- [Billie] Whoa!
426
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,524
Minister Cravensbeard,
427
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,455
this is Tribunal member
Justin Russo.
428
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,363
Yes, the new guy.
429
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,325
Yes, I know. I know it's Christmas Eve.
Sir, this is not a drill.
430
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,285
I repeat, this is not a drill.
431
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,496
Operation Wizmas is a go.
432
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,171
Okay, Milo,
433
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,316
we need a soccer ball
and a stuffed turtle.
434
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,212
And a stuffed turtle.
435
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,345
Fine.
436
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,382
I'll always love you,
Turt-Turt.
437
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,092
You got a problem, man.
438
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,845
Yes. Another bull's-eye.
439
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,472
Sign me up for basketball
440
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,223
because I haven't missed
a house yet.
441
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,974
The presents
fall in the chimneys
442
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,769
because they're enchanted,
not because you got great aim.
443
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:48,854
Oh, thank goodness.
444
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,988
I hate basketball.
445
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,365
A skateboard.
446
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,193
- Skateboard.
- Skateboard.
447
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,114
[Billie and Milo]
FunStation 360.
448
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,247
FunStation 360.
449
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,491
And a yo-yo.
450
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,453
A yo-yo? Forget that.
You're getting a FunStation.
451
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,316
Minister Wobbletooth.
This is Tribunal member Justin Russo.
452
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,209
Yes, the new guy.
453
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,294
[engine revving]
454
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,804
- [sighs]
- I can't believe Mom tailgates planes.
455
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,224
Well, I wouldn't have
to tailgate them if they flew faster.
456
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,476
Thank you, Mrs. Claus.
457
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,186
We sleighed it, didn't we?
458
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,941
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'm just nervous to talk to you.
459
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,860
Merry Christmas.
460
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,571
We actually did it.
461
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,947
We saved Christmas.
462
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,866
Yep. Not bad for the new guy.
463
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,779
The Tribunal's lucky
they had their best member on call.
464
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,955
[yawns] Should probably
get to bed.
465
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,499
[yawns] The bed
is so far away.
466
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,669
[yawns] I'm gonna take
just a little nap.
467
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,967
Look, Justin, I'm sorry
I climbed up that tree at the mall.
468
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,094
And shrunk Roman's PJs.
469
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,848
And popped our inflatable
snowman and licked all the candy canes.
470
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,475
What? I had three of those.
471
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,979
Billie, what was
really going on today?
472
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:16,024
It's just I've always been
on the Naughty List until this year.
473
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,611
I guess I was just, you know,
freaked out not to be.
474
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,946
That's not what this is about.
475
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,707
No, it's not.
476
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:34,418
At WizTech, I was always scared
I wouldn't have presents under the tree.
477
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,130
But if I was on the Naughty List
then that would be why.
478
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,384
Not because I was alone.
479
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,138
It's just...
Christmas is for family, so...
480
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,724
And you didn't have one.
481
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,521
Billie, you're not
alone anymore.
482
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,689
And you never will be.
483
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,484
Not on Christmas, not ever.
484
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,660
[chuckles]
485
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,787
Besides, I don't know
if you noticed,
486
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,000
but, like, ten of those gifts
under the tree, those are for you.
487
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,459
[sighs]
488
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,755
Yeah, I guess Giada and I
did go a little overboard this year.
489
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,882
[snoring]
490
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,425
Should we wake them?
491
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,427
Nah. Let them sleep.
492
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:31,725
Hey, Justin.
493
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,819
Merry Christmas.
494
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,115
Merry Christmas, Billie.
495
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,796
[? Christmas music playing]
496
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,007
[bells ringing]
497
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,224
Guys, wake up.
498
00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:08,845
Billie, I know this is
your first mortal Christmas,
499
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,889
but the rule is
we don't open any presents
500
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,892
until Mommy and Daddy
have coffee.
501
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,935
Don't get too excited.
502
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,209
The gifts are mostly
socks and books about our changing bodies.
503
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,150
Milo! Did you sneak a peek
at your presents?
504
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,235
Huh. Guess I am a curious boy.
505
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,582
Where did all of those
extra presents come from?
506
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,741
Huh?
507
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,034
[Justin] Oh!
508
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,954
Guys, listen to this.
509
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,500
"Dear Russos, thank you
for helping me out last night.
510
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:42,546
Forever grateful,
ya boy Santa Claus."
511
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,008
Told you it was cool.
512
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,593
Yeah, when Santa says it.
513
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,845
He made it here after all.
514
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,932
Whoo! Those are
a lot of gifts.
515
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,309
Maybe being on the Nice List
isn't so bad.
516
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,939
But Roman, why don't you put
on your Christmas PJs?
517
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,231
Oh, I put them on...
518
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,446
But it's gonna take
a Christmas miracle to get them off.
519
00:24:07,496 --> 00:24:12,046
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