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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:02,870 What are you guys doing? 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,370 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 3 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:06,590 What's going on? Are you in trouble? 4 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:08,290 Did someone demand health insurance? 5 00:00:09,170 --> 00:00:11,330 We're doing a card for L .A.'s greatest hero. 6 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,370 The big boy from Bob's Big Boy? 7 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:19,350 No, Mookie Betts, L .A. Dodgers, MVP, World Series champ. 8 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,530 Oh, my God, I love him. 9 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:23,270 Mama's little Mookie bear. 10 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:25,470 Thanks for coming by, Mookie. 11 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:26,730 Yes, sir. 12 00:00:30,370 --> 00:00:34,470 Okay, your 1970 Dodge Charger is going to be great, and we're going to rename 13 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:36,030 the 1970 Dodger. 14 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:39,890 Nice. Okay. I want you to meet my daughter, Riley. 15 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,570 Hi. Stitch. Gabe. 16 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:42,830 Hello, Mickey Betts. 17 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:47,590 Matt tells me you guys are the best. Said MVP to MVP. 18 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,570 We're going to do a great job. We want to make you mad. 19 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:54,900 Charger them on. 20 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,060 This guy's going to work on my car, right? 21 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,560 Mookie, thanks a lot, man. Well, nice to meet everyone. 22 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:03,300 Gabe, seriously, don't touch my car. 23 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,839 See you later, Mookie. 24 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,840 Bye, Mookie Bear. 25 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:14,040 Matt, you wanted to talk to me about that thing, that communist thing you 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,200 you didn't love? Okay, yeah. The only thing I like about communists, really, 27 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,158 their barbers, right? 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,580 Two billion people, same haircut. 29 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,260 That's efficiency. 30 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,850 Thanks for being discreet. I don't want them knowing about us. 31 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:26,670 Let's act like we're fighting in here. 32 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:29,170 Just dramatic arm movements like this. A lot of that. 33 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:34,730 But you're so pleasant and easy to get along with. Who would believe it? 34 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:38,710 Good. Well, I'm thinking about on our first date Saturday night, we'll go 35 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:39,710 French. 36 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:44,150 Why don't we just keep it casual and hang? 37 00:01:45,290 --> 00:01:46,290 Maybe a hike. 38 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,510 They seem really mad at each other. 39 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,210 No, my friend. 40 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:53,950 That's what we call chemistry. 41 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:56,510 Sexual chemistry. 42 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,990 Please, they're not a couple. They hate each other. 43 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,110 Who said couple? I don't feel good. 44 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:06,410 No, now I know Matt and Eve got something going on. 45 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:08,610 Something sexual. 46 00:02:10,669 --> 00:02:12,410 How about this? No -ho golf. 47 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:15,430 We get something to eat. Is that casual enough for you? 48 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:16,710 Sounds good. 49 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:17,990 Looking forward to it. 50 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:19,990 Five o 'clock? 51 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,110 Perfect. 52 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,050 Sounds like a lot of fun. 53 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:24,910 Get out. 54 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:29,230 And another thing, Matt Parker. 55 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:30,470 Yeah. 56 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,270 Turns out I don't mind everyone knowing your personal business. 57 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:41,810 Yeah, dog! 58 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:44,810 I don't want to talk about it. 59 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:06,030 Hey. Hello there. Listen, if you're selling cookies, knives, or Jesus, we 60 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:07,030 need anything. 61 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:11,150 Did you just slam the door on George's friend? 62 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:12,448 I think I did, yeah. 63 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:13,450 What? 64 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,070 She's coming over to hang. 65 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:22,690 You must be Olivia. Hi. I'm sorry about the mix -up. My dad's a little... O -M 66 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:24,390 -G. Ignore her. 67 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,230 It's okay. My mom's also super old and cringe. 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,380 I don't see cringe. I see comfy and cute. 69 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:34,960 Game recognizes game. 70 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,440 And Costco recognizes Costco. 71 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,359 I'm Jen. 72 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,400 Riley, do you want to come in for a sec? Sure. 73 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,060 Is that rosé? 74 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,300 I'm definitely not drinking at a kid's play date. 75 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,059 Neither am I. 76 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,060 But I'd like to be. 77 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,800 Where have you been all my life? 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,160 Target. 79 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,680 Do you like charcuterie? I already cut the cheese. Oh, my God. 80 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,050 Where is that way? 81 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:05,469 Oh, good. 82 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,730 More people in my house. 83 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:11,650 Hey, Mom, can we pass me some smoothies? Why, because pushing the button on the 84 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,030 blender has become too exhausting? 85 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,090 Go ahead, sweetie. 86 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:19,589 Ooh, a blazer? Are you getting inducted into the Angry Guy Hall of Fame? 87 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:23,250 That's pretty funny. This is from the Troy Aikman collection. 88 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:27,950 I'm going to pick up Eve. And before your date, you're going to run for city 89 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:28,950 council? 90 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:32,390 It's not actually a date. It's just a casual hang. 91 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:34,230 In 1984? 92 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,970 Who even are you? 93 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:45,450 This is Olivia's mom, Jen. We're basically the same person. Maybe try a 94 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:46,450 under the blazer. 95 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,010 Oh, nice. 96 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,110 Very Pedro Pascal. 97 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,090 You know what's wrong with your generation? 98 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:55,450 Oh, yay. This should be fun. They need celebrities to tell you what to wear. 99 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:59,590 What to drink, what to eat. You know what Matt Parker endorses? Anything that 100 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,150 starts with back in my day. 101 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:05,230 Not being a sheep worshipping at the altar to fame. 102 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,230 I like what I'm wearing. 103 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:08,990 Ooh! 104 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:12,090 Pops, that shit is fire! 105 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:15,350 Okay, maybe I'll change. 106 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,830 Thanks for helping me with my car, Stitch. 107 00:05:21,270 --> 00:05:24,510 I needed a break, to be honest, you know. Georgia's got a friend over. 108 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,080 Mom's got a friend. 109 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,240 Too much Estro. 110 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:34,480 Oh, look who decided to show up. Sorry I'm late. That was that Amelie's dog's 111 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,480 bark mitzvah. 112 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:37,680 Let me tell you something. 113 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,020 Dogs don't need a party. 114 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,080 Anything that can lick his own junk every day is his birthday. 115 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:47,600 Okay, but it's a rescue, so... I'm in a wheelchair. Where's my party? 116 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,700 Are you mad or something? Me? 117 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,780 No, but it's Rue DeCarter. 118 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,340 You showing up here all late, he was really counting on you. Not really. 119 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,880 Your sad little, poor little nerd ain't got no life. OK. 120 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,120 Sitting right here. 121 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,860 Why are you acting weird? 122 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,820 I'm acting weird? Dude, you've been acting super flaky lately. 123 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:13,860 No matter fact, you've been acting like, you know what, I'm not going to say the 124 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:14,860 word in front of the kid. 125 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,480 No, no, no. I'm cool with cursing. I watch Wheel of Fortune with my grandpa. 126 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,090 Ugh. My ex was the worst. 127 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:24,950 He got really into CrossFit. 128 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:27,330 And then even more into his trainer, Javier. 129 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:29,890 I married a bass player. 130 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:31,370 And you win. 131 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:35,170 But hey, the further you get from the divorce, the easier it gets. 132 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:37,050 Now I just do whatever I want. 133 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,150 Started making ice cubes out of wine. 134 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:42,970 Oh my God, you need to go on Shark Tank. 135 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:47,470 Hey, what do you say we do a girls' night tonight? 136 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:50,590 Really? Afternoon hang followed by same night hang? 137 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,120 Are we moving too fast? Do I even care? 138 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:55,860 Mom, can we go? 139 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:59,380 Yep. I bet the smoothies are making Olivia gassy. 140 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,260 She's lactose intolerant. 141 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,340 Like her dad. 142 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,220 Oh, God. 143 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,300 Don't worry. I'll put the rest of your rosé in an ice tray. Perfect. See you 144 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,300 later. 145 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,340 Olivia's mom is a lot. 146 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,780 Hey, watch it. That's my friend. Literally my one friend. 147 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,580 In fact, she's coming back tonight. 148 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:20,619 Girls night. 149 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,620 What, what? 150 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 No. 151 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,540 Olivia's the worst. 152 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:25,959 What, what? 153 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,540 But you guys have so much in common, like how all moms are old and cringe. 154 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,380 She's being mean to me. 155 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,800 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 156 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,700 Maybe you should talk to Olivia about it. And maybe you should tell Olivia's 157 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:38,700 to fuck it. 158 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,700 You cannot be her friend. 159 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,140 Jen didn't do anything to you. 160 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:54,970 Olivia is my enemy. And the mother of my enemy is also my mother's enemy. 161 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:57,830 Right? 162 00:07:58,710 --> 00:07:59,970 Fine, I'll cancel. 163 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:01,450 Good. 164 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:04,610 So mean. 165 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:07,770 Did you say something? 166 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:22,390 Hey, what gave it away? 167 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:26,150 In fact, I'm standing in front of the blue door with the weird pink chair and 168 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:29,290 the doormat that says, Namaste. 169 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,970 Which I would add, Namaste off my proper day. 170 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,270 I'm already at NoHo Golf. 171 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:41,390 Why are you at NoHo Golf? I'm here to pick you up on our date. 172 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,450 Well, you didn't say anything about driving together. 173 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:48,230 We said 5 o 'clock. Going on a date. I mean, even Ted Bundy had the courtesy to 174 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,330 pick up his date. 175 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,060 What if you give your home address to a creeper? I'm not a creeper you met on 176 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:59,580 the internet. I'm a creeper you met in an alley behind an auto shop. 177 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,180 I'll see ya. 178 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Hey, Parker. 179 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,300 Nice butt. 180 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:18,440 Your hips are even less flexible than your opinions. 181 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,700 But I hit the target, Eve. 182 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,040 So I may be setting my ways. It's not my fault. My ways are always right. 183 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,380 Well, I hope you can move better than that. Yeah, well... Boo! 184 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,260 Just give me a little boom -boom. 185 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,940 Okay. You know, like the conga. 186 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:40,700 Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Dun 187 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,340 -dun -dun -dun -dun. You should clear the area. 188 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,200 Is that how you teach people how to dance? 189 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,540 You're going to get a lawsuit if you keep doing that. 190 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:52,060 A martini for the lady. Thank you, Lincoln. 191 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:53,899 And a beer. 192 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,180 Hey, thanks, ma 'am. Oh, oh, that's gin. 193 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,540 You ordered a martini? I ordered a vodka martini. Whatever. 194 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,620 Alcohol is alcohol. 195 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,600 Let's just get you another drink. Get you the right one. 196 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,200 No, no, totally fine. Get the drink you want. Seriously. 197 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,540 No big deal. He's busy. 198 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:11,940 About a second one. It could be toilet wine. I wouldn't care. 199 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,720 Hey, Lincoln, let's get the right drink in here. 200 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:23,210 Didn't you get my message canceling? I did, but I thought you were joking, 201 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,210 would be so us. 202 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:29,550 I wish. The problem is Georgia. She says we're not allowed to see each other. 203 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,470 I can't go. 204 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:36,350 Seriously? Olivia hates everything I do. Are we really going to let our 205 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,350 daughters run our lives? 206 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,090 So what do you think? 207 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:40,430 They're not the boss of us. 208 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:41,930 They're not? 209 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:09,130 Maybe you should look for it at Amelie's dog's after party. 210 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:14,850 Guys, come on. You've been taking shots at each other all day. And it's honestly 211 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,270 weird when they're not aimed at me. 212 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:20,470 You got a problem with Amelie? Or her golden doodle, Alan? 213 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:23,370 No, I got a problem with Alan Mama's boyfriend. 214 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,390 Okay, okay, enough. 215 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,770 If you guys won't settle this, then I will. 216 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,090 Like an adult. 217 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,390 With a game of chicken? To the death? 218 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:33,570 No, but close. 219 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,590 Like Dungeons and Dragons. 220 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,140 It's a proven way to get people to work together. 221 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,660 You trouble with Dyke? 222 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,140 Uh, hello? 223 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,960 I'm a dungeon master. 224 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:44,540 I'm always packing, okay? 225 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,940 I really need more black friends. 226 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,940 Sit, and I'll assign you your characters. 227 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,200 Ahem. 228 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:11,810 And you are Gabalor, the bard, poet of love. 229 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:14,350 Hey, should I rhyme when I talk? Yes. 230 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:19,930 You know, this is dumb, man. You know, the only fantasy game I play is football 231 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:22,190 on the new ESPN app. 232 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,810 The made -up game that real men play. 233 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:29,590 And you are Citrus, the sewing centaur. 234 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,050 The more he sews... 235 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,630 Can I bring you anything else? 236 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:51,010 Oh, no. Just the check. Thank you. He already paid for it. 237 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,930 What? Oh. 238 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:54,970 The man doesn't have to pay. 239 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,430 Let's go Dutch. 240 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:57,450 It's already been done, Eve. 241 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:01,170 How cheap are the Dutch that they're only remembered for that one thing? 242 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,690 I'm not letting you do this. 243 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:05,970 It's my pleasure. 244 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:07,970 How about this? 245 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,010 Closest to the target pays. 246 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,410 Okay, so I'll pay. 247 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:15,490 All right. 248 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,020 Watch and learn. 249 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,840 Put that tight booty under it, Parker. 250 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,820 Oh, gosh. 251 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:24,140 Are you okay? 252 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,440 I meant to do that. 253 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:33,000 You know, I've never had orange wine. I like it. Of course you do. Getting tipsy 254 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 and fighting scurvy. 255 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:40,260 And hey, I just wanted to say, everyone makes mistakes. I'm sure Olivia didn't 256 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,260 mean any harm. 257 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,360 What are you talking about? Yeah, the reason she was mean to Georgia. 258 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,890 Maybe Olivia was gassy. 259 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,290 Wait. 260 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,130 Olivia wasn't mean to Georgia. 261 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:54,330 Georgia was mean to Olivia. 262 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:56,650 What? Georgia's not mean. 263 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,430 Actually, that tracks. 264 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:03,330 You know, Olivia's hero is Hailey Bieber. And Georgia said that anyone who 265 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:08,170 spends $20 on a Hailey Bieber smoothie is a sheep worshipping at the altar of 266 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,370 fame. Okay, let's see. So that's not Georgia. 267 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,810 That's Georgia repeating my dad repeating Joe Rogan. 268 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:20,650 Okay. I'm just saying it would be nice if she could respect her friend's 269 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:24,850 beliefs. Okay, but liking Hailey Bieber isn't a belief. 270 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,190 Celebrity brands are ridiculous. Do we really need Snoop Dogg's line of 271 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,490 Tupperware to keep our weed fresh? 272 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,830 Bad example, that's a great idea, but you get my point. 273 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:40,730 Okay, and my point is that your daughter is a little mean. 274 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:43,999 my daughter. 275 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,300 If you've got a problem with her, you've got a problem with me. So get on board 276 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,420 with both of us or take off your earrings and let's dance. 277 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,460 So, halfsies? 278 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:01,980 Hey. 279 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 How you doing? 280 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640 Hey. 281 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,360 I think we set a record for the worst first date ever. 282 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,760 Come on, come on. We had a good time. 283 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:18,980 hospital. Right, well, I gotta admit, I mean, almost killing you with a golf 284 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,480 ball wasn't part of my plan, but we had some fun. 285 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,720 We had some fun. 286 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,300 Like when you made the waiter cry? 287 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,080 That was pretty easy. 288 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:31,260 But you got the drink you wanted. Oh, I got the drink you wanted me to have. 289 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,760 Which is the drink you wanted. 290 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:37,800 See, we don't see eye to eye on anything. Where to go, how to get there, 291 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,860 should pay, what hospital I should go to. 292 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:47,660 The other one got two stars on Yelp, so... I'm just saying, we might be a 293 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,700 too different. It shouldn't be this hard. 294 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,620 Maybe it's time we just call it. 295 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:57,280 Miss Drake, I'll be taking you for your x -ray. 296 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,180 Would your father like to join us? 297 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,200 You enter in the cavern of crisis. 298 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:15,180 To your right, Princess Amelie is in danger. To your left, a magic potion. 299 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,580 What do you do? 300 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,420 Man, forget the princess. I want the potion. 301 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,740 You activate a hidden trap. 302 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,760 An arrow pierces your armor. 303 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,520 Karma! 304 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,840 So you and the princess are going to live happily ever after while the one 305 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,120 character in the story dies. 306 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,270 Oh, that's original. 307 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,050 You know what? 308 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,570 Gabe Lohr has searched his whole life for love. 309 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,050 So maybe Stitchman should stop acting like such a bitch. 310 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:49,130 No, you didn't. 311 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,210 I rhymed what I rhymed. 312 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,490 You know what, man? I'm done. 313 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,750 You're really asking me to choose between you and Amelie? Don't have to, 314 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,870 I know who you're going to choose. 315 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,550 No, you don't. You're my ride or die. 316 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,750 Always have been. 317 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:05,979 Now I'm yours. 318 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,060 You know, I just didn't think you're the type of guy that would blow off your 319 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,060 friend for a girl. 320 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,440 You're right. 321 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,500 I'm sorry. 322 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,540 I promise to make more of an effort. 323 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,460 Like, maybe we could do Taco Wednesday? 324 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,300 No. 325 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,980 We could do Waffle Wednesday. 326 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:26,740 I love waffles. 327 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,560 I know, silly. 328 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,900 So we're good? 329 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,740 Yeah, we could. 330 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,320 And so concludes the tale of Stitcher Miss and Gabalor. 331 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,700 Never fear. 332 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,680 Their love is always there. 333 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,040 I hear it now. It's super annoying. 334 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:56,460 Uh -huh. Did you solve your dance emergency? 335 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:07,740 to find room to whip and indeed nae -nae at Hannah's Wine Bar. 336 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,880 Tracking out works both ways, traitor. 337 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,360 Fine. I'm sorry, but you don't have to worry. Jen is dead to me. 338 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,640 What? 339 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,100 Olivia not made up. 340 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,460 Now she's never going to be allowed over. 341 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,160 You made up? You said she was a monster. 342 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,300 Oh, that was so two hours ago. 343 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,340 You need to fix this. 344 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,680 Well, you told me to leave, and I was driving away and realized I drove you 345 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680 here. 346 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,500 I can't believe you came back, even after I yelled at you to go. 347 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,680 Well, I've never been accused of being a good listener. 348 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,100 I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 349 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,220 What? Remember, I'm not a good listener. 350 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,760 I've just gotten used to taking care of myself. 351 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,460 I haven't dated a guy like you, like, ever. 352 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,840 What do you expect, a hipster jackass? 353 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,870 Yeah, I guess I've learned to lower my expectations. 354 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,610 Well, don't do that. You deserve better. 355 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,910 You really do. 356 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,150 You're an amazing woman. 357 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:27,830 See that? 358 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,990 Hipster jackasses don't do that. 359 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,470 Well, I apologize if I was stubborn or overbearing. 360 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,710 Which is literally something I could say to anybody at any time. 361 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,430 But right now I'm saying it to you. 362 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,030 With that said, would you consider a second date? 363 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,210 I'd love it. 364 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,010 Great. Don't know when. 365 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,430 Where else am I going to go? 366 00:19:56,770 --> 00:20:01,150 Welcome to our second date. 367 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,810 Where'd the candle come from? A coma patient's room. 368 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,320 like he's going to know it's gone. 369 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,500 All right, I'm out of here. 370 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,780 Are you going to eat? 371 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,560 No, I have to give Eve a ride. 372 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,840 Yeah, you do. 373 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,380 What's the matter with you? 374 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,620 Is that a Hailey Bieber smoothie? 375 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,740 I thought you hated all celebrity products because people who buy them are 376 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:41,600 sheep. Yeah, but after I spent ten minutes to air one, going, everybody in 377 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,700 they actually... 378 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,020 Gave me two so I'd leave. 379 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,740 And now, I'm a Belieber. 27084

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