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�C�u��by����� THEME SONG: Melvin
worked at the Tromaville gym.��������� 90-pound weakling who got pushed around.��eC�u��y頭��� They dressed him up in a pink tutu.��M�����v They beat him up and they threw him down.��
�C�u�炗����� He landed in a barrel of waste.�� ������ � Toxic chemical ate his face.��MC�u�炰F����� Mutated, energized by tromatons.��������� This Jersey hero's
gonna clean up the place!��
�C�u��ɪ����� Yeah!��|������ Toxic Avenger!��5C�u���[����� Toxic Avenger!��j�ġ��� He's a hideously deformed
monster hero of superhuman size���C�u�������� and strength.��������� Crusader of good, enemy of evil.��
Y�����_ With his mighty mop he'll never stop.��
�C�u��0������ Truth and justice are his calling card.��v������ He's gonna fight crime across the land!��
�C�u��I렷��� Big business pigs,
he's gonna rip you apart.��������� Toxic solution is right at hand!���C�u��k����� Toxic Avenger!��dC�u@���Y����� Toxic...��}�����$ MELVIN (VOICEOVER):
In the shadow of the big city,��v������ with its big buildings, big
business, and big people,���C�u@�������� is my hometown, Tromaville, a little town��S�ǡ��} with little buildings, little
businesses, and little people.���C�u���z����� My name is Melvin Junko.�� ������ � I live in a garden apartment
in the Tromaville dump.��@C�u��樠���� I am the first hideously deformed monster�� Ġ���� � hero of superhuman size and strength���C�u���w����� to come from New Jersey.��w������ They call me the Toxic Avenger.��dC�u�������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��������d This is my story.��SC�u��1��á�� Several years ago, I and
the little people of Tromaville��������� succeeded in crushing all criminals���C�u��HP�ʡā and ridding Tromaville once
and for all of evil and corruption.��
C�u��`������ Tromaville actually
became a nice place to live.�������; [MUSIC PLAYING]��
C�u@�������� With no criminals or oppressive politicians����¡��� around, the people of
Tromaville were once again happy.���C�u���ՠ���� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
/�����j Once again, they were
free to devote themselves��
kC�u���Ԡá�� to their principal activities
of dancing in the streets,���C�u��� ����� Tattooing��}C�u���I����� Manufacturing orange juice���C�u�������� exterminating vermin��
kC�u��;����� watching excellent movies�� ������� and dancing in the streets.��C�u��&������ [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u@��Iy����� The important people in my life all�� �����* lived in Tromaville... my mom.��������S Yoohoo!�����k It's your mommy!���C�u@��^������ Melvin?��������� MELVIN (VOICEOVER):
My Freudian psychiatrist.��Ġ����� I've been doing some
soul-searching of my own.��
�C�u@��y}�ǡ�� MELVIN (VOICEOVER): And
most important, my best girl Claire.��
Y�� Although Claire was blind,
her handicap didn't prevent her��
�C�u�������� from being a real intellectual.�� ������
� Now that Tromaville had no crime,��
C�u���Ԡ���� there was no work for a superhero like me.�� G����� p [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u���Ơ���� There were no criminals
left for me to destroy.��
�����
/ So I took a job as
concierge at the Tromaville���C�u���נš�� Center for the Blind, where
Claire spent much of her time.��
������� It was the only way to make ends meet,���C�u�����ɡÁ and Claire had the kind of end
that you really wanted to meet.��S����� [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u����ġ�� I was also athletic director
at the center for the blind,��)�����M which kept me kind of busy.��YC�u��0����� My duties included
organizing croquet games,��
֠����G planning rooftop nature
walks, and refereeing���C�u��L����� basketball games.��/������ As rewarding as this
work was, I have to admit��C�u��`��� I was pretty depressed.����ơ��� I missed the good old days of
criminal-bashing... you know,��
�C�u��w⠞��� beating up bad guys.��}������ Then, one day, our lives
were thrown into upheaval.���C�u@���:�š�� The peace and tranquility to
which we had grown accustomed��
������
� was suddenly shattered.��������� Claire?���C�u�������� Yes, Mrs. Beasley?��5�����_ What is it?�� �����G Your boyfriend, the toxic whatcha-whosit,���C�u�������� is melting all the silverware in the house.��_������ Oh, dear!��5������ Melvin!��C�u@���0����� Melvin, you don't have
to set the table tonight.��#����� � Why don't you go in and clean the oven?��������5 MELVIN: OK dear.���C�u������� And I suppose you want
me to clean the toilets, too?��������� Yes, dear.��������� Thank you.���C�u��:�ġ�� MALE SPEAKER (ON PA):
Attention all blind people... lunch��
砥��� is now being served inside.�� �C�u��,b�á�� All blind persons please
find your way to the cafeteria.�������A CLAIRE: Poor Melvin.��eC�u��G=����� He's been so depressed lately.��$�����e His psychiatrist says
it's very important for him��
�C�u@��]������ to feel needed.�����Y There just doesn't seem to
be anymore evil in Tromaville��
砞���j for him to clean up.��/C�u��wA����� It's not good for him to feel so useless.�� ��� [BELL RINGING]��C�u��������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
/������ Mr. Chairman, that's the
Toxic Avenger's girlfriend.���C�u��������� He must be inside.��0�����} OK.��蠙���� Give the order.���C�u�������� OK, you, come on.��A�����k Let's go.���C�u��W����� Get a receipt.���C�u��2������ Excuse me, miss.��蠍��� Oh.��蠔���� Oh, sorry.��)C�u@��J������ I got a package here for the Toxic Avenger.�������� Really?�������_ He's inside working.��;������ Well, could you sign for it, please?���C�u��bH����� Oh, OK.�� ����� G No, no.��S������ Right down here.���C�u@��{������ OK.����� Thank you.��
������
� What is it?����� Now, make sure he gets
it because it's awfully big.���C�u��� ���� Oh, it feels nice.���C�u@���b����� Oh, oh!��������� I have a surprise!��������� I have a surprise for Toxie!��������j He's gonna be so excited!��MC�u@���l����� Oh, oh, oh.��e������ Help me. Help me.��������w - Lady!
- I'm stuck.��;������ Lady!������ - My lunch bell rang.
- Lady!��MC�u@������� Help me!����� I'm stuck!��������� Let go of me, lady!�������
What are you?
- My lunch bell rang.��_������ What are you, blind?��������^ [MUSIC PLAYING]��_C�u��^����� Claire!��������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u��%����� Oh!����� Oh, my God!��������� What is it?��������
� Mrs. Beasley!��}������ Oh!���C�u��;������ [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u��������� Help me!�� �C�u���2����� Come on, let's go.��_C�u���l����� All right!��_������ Man, that old lady, I wasted her!�� G�����L Good boy.�����d Fantastic!���C�u���蠜��� You pulled it off!��������� All right!��e�����@ I should be getting a
big raise out of this job.���C�u��ڠ���� We made waste product
out of that Toxic bastard!��e������ I love to watch things blow up.�� �C�u��V����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��w������ Did you see that blast?��MC�u��;������ That's the end of the Toxic Avenger!�� q����� � [LAUGHTER]��
�C�u��Rݠ���� [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u���렰��� We're gonna be changing this town now!��������� Yeah!��������� Did you see that blast?��
kC�u���7����� Yeah.����� Huh?��蠖���� How are you?���C�u�� �\����� Messy, messy, messy.�� Ġ����R [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u��
�נ���� Get him!��蠙��� q [MUSIC PLAYING]��vC�u��P}����� Take this.��ܠ����d [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u�������� Now you got to deal with me, Toxic Asshole!��
Y�����
� [MUSIC PLAYING]�� �C�u���̠���� Why, I oughta...�������5 [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u@���Q����� Let's go.��������� Get over there!��������} Come on!��k����� Take him!��Ġ����) Get that Toxic Avenger.���C�u��V����� Come on!����� Get him!��������� All the men we've got!��������� Come on!���C�u������� He's all yours.��������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u�������� Hey, Toxic!��蠕���� Hey, Toxic.��e�����) Hey, Toxic!��q�����j What's the matter?��kC�u�������� Can't you hear me?��������� You slimebucket, you.��*�����
Can't you hear me?��⠕��� Hey, Toxic.��;C�u��0*����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��vC�u��z����� Yeah, kemosabe, I can hear you.��
/�����
X Can you hear me?��������4 [MUSIC PLAYING]��_C�u��X:����� [WATCH BEEPING]�� ������
� Lucky for you, it's time
for my piano lesson!���C�u��v����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u���7����� Take this, you savage Toxic, you.��
X������ [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u��ݠ���� One of our best men.��������e [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u��Yc����� [LAUGHING]��������M [MUSIC PLAYING]��vC�u��ۘ����� What are you doing to me, creep?��������� What are you doing to me? [SHOUTING]��vC�u���렭��� After a long day of crime-fighting,�� p����� � I like to play a little basketball.�� ������^ [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u���㠓��� Oh, shit!��������� [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u�������� I don't know!��������� I mean, he's big, and we planned it well.��������� And I... I didn't know!��MC�u���4����� Call a meeting of the board of directors.�������� � And fire the entire personnel department.���C�u�������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�����; He's coming!��MC�u���̠���� Let me in!��蠙���S [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u�������� [BABY CRYING]��������� Oh, little baby.��⠔���� Don't cry.��|C�u��2������ I got you.�������A Let's go find your mommy.������� q [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u@��ly����� Oh, my God!��������� Where's my baby?��Y�����
k Where is she? Where is she?��⠝���w Here you go, ma'am.��������_ - Where's my baby?
- Here's your baby.���C�u@��������� Oh, here she is.����� She was up a tree.��_������ She's all right.��������
X Thank you, Toxic.�����p Thank you.������ They killed my Melvin!��|C�u��������� Melvin!����� They killed my Melvin!��������
� [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u���J����� Apocalypse Chemicals!���C�u����� Claire!��v������ Claire!���C�u@��B����� Are you all right?��q�����B Thank God you're all right.��#�����} Oh, Melvin!��q�����
I thought they killed you!��C�u�������� Oh, what happened?��蠰��� I felt the heat, and a terrible sound.�� q�����
� And then I felt a head.�� GC�u@��5Ϡ���� Where is everyone?��������� Where's Mrs. Beasley?�������� � Claire, they were... they
were senselessly butchered!��C�u��Sn����� Oh, Melvin!��⠲���� But at least I got the slime who did it.���C�u��sU����� Oh, Melvin, you're wonderful!��M����� Oh, Claire.��/C�u@�����ǡ�� MELVIN (VOICEOVER): Claire
may have thought I was wonderful.��⠯���� But across the river in the big city,��ʠ����� there was some big people who��*C�u��������� didn't think I was so wonderful...��S�š��} the evil, egomaniacal chairman
of Apocalypse Incorporated,��^C�u�������� the massive, multinational chemical����ȡ conglomerate plotting to destroy
me and take over Tromaville.��qC�u���8�ɡÁ My good news is that the newly
formed five families federation���C�u@�������� has successfully used their drug networks��^�ɡÁ
� to sell radioactive grenades
to all the third world countries.���C�u��k����� [CLAPPING]���C�u��)v�¡�� Thanks to the chemical
division's efficient performance�������� at Love Canal and Times Beach,��
C�u��I]����� net profits are up 30 percent.��
X������ [CLAPPING]��wC�u��g������ And I am pleased to report���ˡŁ� the dioxin plant at Seymour and
the DDT Center at Schwartz Creek��RC�u��������� are now firmly in the black.�� Ġ����
k Our pilot program in the
North Seas is going well.���C�u��������� We're dumping 30 tons of PCBs per week.��vC�u��������� And even better,��������� we're dumping 75 tons of
radioactive isotopes per day���C�u��һ����� in the Atlantic!�� �����
An excellent record!���C�u�������� Excellent record!��������) Excellent record!��Y�����R [CLAPPING]��C�u�������� I am pleased to report�� q�����
A that our profits from the ALS,��C�u��S����� the Above Land Subsidiary is real good.���C�u��/X����� and we are now pumping
massive doses of radiation��������@ high in the sky!��$C�u��I9����� [LAUGHING]�������� [CLAPPING]��#C�u��j������ [COUGHING]���C�u������� [SPITS]��6������ Sir, projections indicate
that by the year 1990,��C�u�����ʡā we'll have decimated the entire
ozone layer over North America.���C�u���W����� Ha! Is that good or what?��#�����
A [CLAPPING]���C�u�������� At which point, of course,
we will come to the rescue��
Y����� with our patented impunity plome!���C�u���l����� and since Apoco-plypse��Y������ It's Apocalypse.���C�u��_����� and since Apocalypse Incorporated��e�����
will be the only source of these domes��YC�u��0W����� mankind will have to
place itself under them��_C�u��E����� or else perish!��
A�����
� [CLAPPING]��A������ Thanks to our government's
brilliant decision��
�C�u@��_a����� to expand SDI Nuclear
weapons testing in outer space����աρd Apocalypse Armaments will have some
mighty juicy contracts coming our way.���C�u�������� [CLAPPING]��d�ʡā� Of course, there are still some
Sierra Club sissies in Congress��pC�u���i����� who are afraid of
contamination of there in space,�� q�����
A but we all know that's baloney, right?���C�u@���\�Сʁ I think at this point, if there's
anyone that we still can't buy off,��ʠ���� well, we'll just have to do away with them.��
�C�u���7����� [CLAPPING]���C�u��;����� Good.��q�����k Very good.�������* Yes, excellent.�����
� Thank you.��蠙���M Very impressive���C�u�������� for a bunch of rank amateurs!��Р����$ [GASPS]��5C�u��2{�á�� Now, ever since we lost
Tromaville to the Toxic Avenger,��C�u��H�� Apocalypse Incorporated
has been treading water.��L�����j Going nowhere.��_C�u��b������ As long as the Toxic Avenger lives,��������} we will be prevented
from achieving our goals.��
C�u@��~*����� We will never win over the hearts�� p����� � and the minds of all the little people�� G����� of Tromaville, whom we need!��#C�u@���v����� Because without them,
we'll never take Tromaville.��۠����L And without Tromaville,
we'll never take New York.��
�C�u���-����� And without New York,
we're just an infernal failure!��jC�u��ܐ����� Bu, bu, bu, but Boss, we can't kill him!��AC�u@����� We used enough explosives
to blow up an entire city.��
������v So what if our explosives
had no effect on him?��
YC�u��/����� We are Apocalypse Incorporated.�� p�����
� We do not shrink at setbacks.�� �C�u��$������ We want the challenge.�� p�����
� Gentlemen, as we speak,
our research department���C�u��Az����� is studying his background.��
A�����
j And we will come up with a suitable demise���C�u��W������ for that toxic troublemaker.����ơ�� And then, I'll get a hold of
that blonde, blind bimbo whore���C�u��{������ bitch girlfriend of his
with those long legs... oh!��vC�u��������� And those melon-heavy breasts.���ơ��; Why, I'd like to take her hair
and wrap it around her neck!��
�C�u��� ����� I would just strangle her
till her eyes bugged out!��
/����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
YC�u���g����� His real name is Melvin Junko.��e������ He was nothing but a
puny janitor at a health club.��5C�u��쳠���� If you recall, in reel
two of the first movie,��������
� as a result of a harmless
prank, Melvin fell��eC�u�������� into a barrel of toxic waste.��w����� � This caused his tiny body to transform��pC�u�� "����� into a hideously deformed
creature of superhuman size���C�u��5�� and strength.�������; He became the Toxic Avenger.��
�C�u��I������ Due to the toxic chemicals in his body,��|������ Melvin destroyed all
the evil in Tromaville.���C�u@��h������ Tromaville actually
became a nice place to live.��w������ You see, the chemicals
in the Toxic Avenger's body���C�u@��������� cause him to automatically destroy evil.�� Ġȡ � Our scientists tell us that this
is caused by weird particles��
XC�u���o����� in his body called tromatons.��
k������ To destroy the Toxic
Avenger, we must destroy��C�u���b����� the tromatons in his body.�� Ġ����
How do we conquer this tromaton?���C�u�������� Technology.��������� And where do we find technology?��;�����@ Gentlemen, think... cars, TVs, Walkmans?��|C�u���M����� Japan!��}������ Anybody knows that if
you want something to work,��
������d you buy a Japanese product.��$C�u��ɠˡŁ Even comic book villains like
us know if you want it done right,��Ϡ����� you must turn to Japan.��YC�u@��*?����� The scientists at the
Apocalypse Japanese division�� ������ � are working around the clock.������d And they will come up
with an anti-tromaton.��
�C�u��H1����� And then that will be it.�������* That Toxic Avenger will
just shrivel up like a prune.��LC�u��hB����� Speaking of prunes,
that girlfriend of his... I��vC�u��~ᠾ��� would just love to shrivel
up those melons of hers!��
�����
/ Boy, I could get my hands on...�� GC�u��� ����� Wait a minute.��_�¡��� You just said this anti-tromaton
substance is in Japan.���C�u�����ơ�� Now, do we have a way to get
this from Japan to New Jersey?��������� That would be very chancy considering���C�u���7����� it's volatile nature.��Y�ȡS However, we do have a plan to
get the Toxic Avenger to Japan.���C�u���N����� We know he's been
seeing a psychiatrist lately.��d������ We also know he has complete faith in her.��wC�u���p����� It's just a matter of
determining her price.�� ����� No problem.���C�u��W����� We'll get that jerk no matter what.���C�u��,������ Now that is what I like to hear.��)C�u��A����� He must be destroyed.���C�u@��aq����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��e������ MELVIN (VOICEOVER): Beating up bad guys�������
should have made me feel good about myself.�� �C�u��xd����� But back at our garden apartment,��������� I was still experiencing
feelings of uselessness���C�u���栲��� and subsequent bouts of deep depression.��e�����
� So many innocent blind
people had died before I��
�C�u���z����� could do anything to save them.��ʠ���� I went into a real emotional tailspin.��eC�u@���&����� I was in such a state, Claire even��������� suggested I increase my psychiatrist��v�á��j visits to eight times a week
instead of the usual seven.���C�u���<����� This should make you feel better.��|������ [MUSIC PLAYING]��vC�u������� Oh, Melvin, I made your favorite.��A�����k It's your favorite.���C�u�������� Tada!��֠���� Chicken a la Clorox.��
�C�u��1Ǡ���� MELVIN: Oh, well.��������� All right.��������� [MUSIC PLAYING]��vC�u��V<����� Melvin, must you always
smother my cooking in Drano��A�����j before you even taste it?��}C�u��oM����� I'm sorry, OK?��#�����L I'm sorry, Claire.��eC�u���(����� I... I just feel so useless.��������� Oh, Melvin.������ You were great this
morning, the way you took���C�u���٠���� apart all those smelly men.��
k�ȡ
� Melvin, there's still evil in
Tromaville for you to clean up.��5C�u���̠���� Plenty of evil for you!���� [MUSIC PLAYING]���C�u��������� I should have been faster!�� Ġ���� � All those innocent blind people are dead!���C�u�� ���� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
YC�u@��.a�ġ�� MELVIN (VOICEOVER): I
couldn't snap out of my depression.�� Ġ����S Usually, I felt better after Sunday church���C�u��E������ services, but not this time.�� ������� My psychiatrist had attributed
my emotional problems���C�u@��a)�ơ�� to the fact that I was raised
in a single-parent household,��������) my father having left home
when I was a tiny baby.��
C�u��{4����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��
�C�u@���b����� But I always felt that Mom had more than�� �����* filled the void when Dad left.��֠����� Mom had been a great father figure.��SC�u���m����� [MUSIC PLAYING]��}C�u���H����� The clouds of despair
followed me everywhere.�� GC�u���_����� And I mean everywhere.��vC�u@��$P����� Claire was terrific.��蠷���5 She did everything she
could to cheer me up.��������� I put on a happy face and
tried my best to have fun,��_C�u��@ˠ���� but it only made me feel worse.���C�u��CB����� Even mom couldn't get me
to snap out of my toxic funk.��ʠ���� A boy's best friend is his mother.��MC�u@��\)����� Please, darling, try to eat something.��������� Eat!������� There's some nice
cleaning fluid under the sink.���C�u@��pՠ���� Huh?��w������ Well, I gotta go now.��e�����Y I've got a bridge, a bris,
a bar mitzvah, a brunch.�� ������p Oh, am I busy.��C�u���t�¡�� Shall I bring your back
something from the supermarket?��ʠ���� Some Sani-Flush, maybe?�� GC�u@���ꠕ��� Ay, ay, ay.�������w MELVIN (VOICEOVER): It wasn't long��w�����
before I became a genuine
emotional basket case.��
�C�u@���~����� I tried to check myself
into the Betty Ford clinic,��
k�����
� but they said I didn't have
enough toxic substances��
�C�u@��������� in my body to qualify for admittance.��w����� q I was so depressed that I didn't even�� G������ notice that my psychiatrist, who had always��
C�u�������� been a strict Freudian, suddenly began��
k�����
� practicing some kind of
progressive new gestalt���C�u��������� psychotherapy.�� ������ � ...that the mind, though
important, is only one��5C�u�� ������ very small part of the whole.��
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flesh, the flesh, the flesh.��RC�u�� @Z�ǡ�� And sex... it is sex which
links us to our innermost selves.��.C�u@�� T������ MELVIN (VOICEOVER): I
should've been suspicious.��#�����M I should have surmised
that the evil Apocalypse�� q������ corporation had bought her off.��}C�u�� n@����� But because of my monster-sized depression,�� ������ � I was like putty, toxic
putty, in her hands.��RC�u�� ������� Wow.��
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