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Okay, I need you to start on the
bathroom, Jocelyn.

Can you please take out all the eggs,
batter, patties, and McMuffins out of

freezer, okay?

I'll help you once I turn everything on.

Good morning, team.

No, no, no, don't be scared.

You just do what I say, no one gets
hurt, okay?

No, no, look, pointing it down.

Okay, now, I'm going to say it polite
and cheerful good morning, and then you

guys say it back. Good morning.

No.

Dwayne, after I say it. That's how that
works. Okay?

Now, good morning, team.

Good morning.

Yes. Perfect.

I say what you do and you guys just do
it.

Okay. I want you to get your clothes
back on.

Dwayne, grab your coat.

Huh? Grab your coat.

I don't have one, sir.

You don't have a coat.

How do you not have a coat?

I just forgot it.

Well, it just happens to be a little
cold today.

All right, let's go.

After you, ladies first.

Now listen to me. You guys aren't going
to die in here.

As soon as I'm out of here, I'm going to
call the cops, and they're going to let

you guys out.

Probably get the day off.

No, don't. Don't.

Do not look at me like that.

Dwayne, stop it.

This is your fault.

It's cold.

Are you cold?

Dang it.

I don't know what kind of jerk doesn't
bring his own coat to work.

Okay? Happy now?

My ears are cold.

This is the part of the story where I
hope you're wondering how a nice guy

me ends up becoming a criminal.

I can't blame my parents.

I had a good childhood.

I was just never good at school or
behaving.

But I was good at certain things that
were really valuable to the military.

But after my discharge, I didn't know
where I fit or what to do.

or how to give my kids the things that
other kids had so i made some bad

that took away some other choices and
those bad choices all started two years

ago at my daughter's sixth birthday
party

bike is exactly gonna fit to this box
though rip it open

yeah

what

do you think cool right my old record
set

there's 200 pieces

You got engines, you got gears, pulleys,
wheels, lights, switches.

We can make almost anything that we want
with this thing.

Anything that you can dream, you can
make. Okay? Anything.

Can you make a bicycle?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't believe the dude I knew from the
82nd can't even afford a bike.

Well, tell me how you're doing so well.

Well, let me see. Just this week, I got
two Japanese dudes passports and five K

-pop. Five grand for fake passports? No,
for real passports.

Can I help you with that? Hell
motherfucking no, you can't. You can't

with this.

You crazy, man? You ain't helping me do
it. Plus, we already know that doing

things the wrong way is not your
superpower.

Okay, tell me what my superpower is,
man.

Enlighten me, boo -doo.

What's the flow in on that O?

12 gallon per minute. Mm -hmm.

How many houses is on the street?

28. And out of those, how many got
chimneys, garages?

How many of them use an E -pump instead
of a traditional A -pump? You want me to

tell HVAC systems or something? No, no.
They don't try to make a point. Then

make the point, please.

Observation.

Details. You see shit people don't see.
You got like a little X -ray vision

going on.

But you think they dropped you off in
Central America because you a good cop?

that what you think?

No, they dropped you because of what you
see.

If I had a brain like yours, I'd be
running the whole goddamn world.

You know, you're the smallest dumb thing
I ever known.

That shit crazy.

You can stop filling up that pool now.
Ain't nobody gonna get in there. That

shit cold as hell.

So Mama's probably gonna want to know
how the party was.

And yeah, I think we did our best for
anything.

Maybe we don't miss the pool

It hasn't been easy. We don't have the
things that we actually need, and that's

my fault, and I own that.

Okay? I do, but I think I have it
figured out now. I've got to use my

and put my brain on what I want. Your
superpower?

Yes.

You can't do this, Jonathan. No, come
on, please don't do this. Goodbye.

All right, Banana Head.

thinking I was a joke.

But there were things that he didn't
know about me.

Things that weren't so funny.

He knew what I was capable of.

I do see things that other people don't
see.

Like right now, I see that kid climbing
up that ladder.

And I know that under that flimsy roof
is a machine that turns ground beef and

potatoes into money.

With the same dining room,

Same deep fryer with blinking red timer
lights.

The same fake machine with the same
tooth flavor.

And the same safe full of weekend
corporate burger money that no one was

to miss.

They empty that safe at the exact same
time on Monday morning at every single

McDonald's. Welcome to McDonald's.

Do you know what you want?

Huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, I
figured it out.

Thank you.

There are over 10 ,000 almost identical
McDonald's across the United States.

Question was, how many do you need to
rob to get a real house?

Buy your kids nice things and win your
family back.

Turns out, the answer is 45.

What?

Nice TV you got here, Seth.

Wait, are you pulling something like
that?

We got 15 hungry kids out there that are
losing their minds from cake. We gotta

go.

Wait,

wait,

wait, wait, don't, don't, don't. Ah,
come on.

Let's go.

I don't know. I couldn't put anything in
there, could I?

registration yeah i got it right in here

It has proved beyond a divine burden
that you committed a crime of robbery

a dangerous weapon.

I'd like to take into consideration your
service to this country and the armed

forces, and the impact of your children
losing a father.

Now I know you've got everyone cool
thinking you're a nice guy, but I know

you're a menace.

Although you're only being tried for one
robbery, we know you've done many more.

The prosecution has requested that I
issue a single count of felony

for each victim you locked in the
freezer.

Let the record state that on the 4th of
February, 2004, you're hereby sentenced

to 180 months for each of the three
victims for a total of 540 months and 45

years in the North Carolina Department
of Corrections.

Mr. Sheriff, he is in your custody.

I miss you too.

I miss you a lot.

Did you get the letter that drew the big
old house on it? No.

Well, maybe it hasn't arrived. Ask Tom.

That's so safe of us. We're staying home
now. I can read that. No, no, that is

not right. These letters are for right
now.

Tom, we're cutting the cord.

They said we have to cut the cord.

No, we're not cutting the cord. Who said
that?

We went to a meeting for families with
dads in prison.

Okay, well, that's good.

That's really good. What'd they say
there?

Look,

that last part is not. That is very,
very wrong.

Take it.

Gary? Who's Gary?

Huh,

mom's got a new German named Gary.

That's fun.

No,

no, who said that? No.

Is that Gary? Put him on the phone right
now.

Put Gary or your mom on the phone right
now, Vessi, okay?

Hey.

And going away. And forgetting him.

Well, hello?

Hello?

Becky?

Why are you still thinking about that?
We got to let that go.

Ain't no getting out of here.

You got the idea at the end.

Every prisoner wants the same thing, to
get out of prison.

And they think that the way out is
through a wall or over a fence.

But the guards got that covered.

The way out of prison is through the
people.

Prison was just another building full of
systems and routines.

Keep the routine and the guards will get
suspicious.

If you're nice enough, if you're useful,
they forget you're in there for a

reason.

I'm going to stop watching you.

You can start watching me.

Did you smell that?

Sounds like a leak.

How about checking the other phone?

Yes, sir. Let's see if you see anything.

Yeah.

Doesn't look too bad just yet.

I don't know. It'll probably get you
back to where you're going.

All right. Well, come on down there.

Tell your maintenance guy you might need
a new guy.

I appreciate it. Yep. Have a good one.

It smells like you fixed it!

Good catch!

Hello?

Jeff, Jeff, what the fuck are you doing
calling me, man?

You all over the goddamn news and shit?

Look, I gotta get out of here.

I'm thinking, like, Brazil or Venezuela,
somewhere with the beach, you know,

after this.

I know, I'm sorry.

Okay,

okay, uh -huh.

Don't call my motherfucking phone again,
you got it?

Alright.

We have gifts.

What do you want?

A monkey?

Wait a minute. A turtle.

What do you want?

Candy. Candy.

A turtle like candy.

Sir,

we're closing in in ten minutes.

Sir, get the monkey.

If you can't decide now, don't worry.

We promise you we will be here tomorrow.

As long as you promise us, you'll never
grow up.

No,

no, no. No, I'm not.

He's a very smart individual, super
intelligent.

From a genius level, he's also an
absolute idiot.

We believe that the suspect could be
armed.

And he has a history of violent
behavior.

What?

Most guys when they escape, get caught
in the first few hours.

They go as far as they can, as fast as
they can.

And that's what works.

The chicken.

Find a place to move.

the best nighting places are in plain
sight.

A place where people are too preoccupied
with heat.

So I kept it quiet as a mouse.

But not at night.

I owned the night.

People have short intents.

After a while, they get bored.

I figured I had to be quiet for about a
month.

Give or take.

One time, when I was an 82nd, I spent

30 days in the woods surviving off of
rainwater and grass.

Your body doesn't need money to keep
going.

It's your brain that you have to take
care of.

If you can make your brain imagine a
better place, it can get you through

anything.

Just pick any place but where you are.

Like a beach on an ocean.

A place where you can kill everyone on
the beach.

Nearly two weeks since Jeffrey Van
Hester escaped from Round Creek and Ten

Trees. Police have set up roadblocks to
ensure Van Hester may still be in the

area. Sergeant, I'm with Channel 6 News.
Jeffrey Van Hester is still missing.

Do you think he could be in Charlotte?

He might have kept moving, but we're not
going to give up on the possibility

that he still might be hiding out here
in Nessunburg County.

And when he tries to run, we'll be
ready.

Good luck!

She's a guy.

Okay. I just wanted to talk to you about
my hours.

I need every other weekend off.

I'm confused.

First you asked me for a job, and now
you're asking me for time off.

Well, you know, I'm a team player.

Yeah. But, um, I'm also a mom.

I know.

Okay, well... I do.

You're beautiful.

I got a divorce.

One week in him, one week in me.

I don't want to bore you with my
personal problems. Good, good. Because I

want to be bored by your personal
problems.

Because the toys aren't a problem. The
personal problems belong to personal

time.

Thank you, May. I've got to get back to
payroll.

Work, work, work, work, work, work,
work.

What is it?

Yeah, they're an unbelievable day.

I'll be Saturday.

Goodbye.

People get bored with last week's news.

Pretty soon they can't even remember why
they know your face.

Even cops present first unless you're
really personal.

Everybody forgets you eventually.

Except people who really love you.

I couldn't get to the people who love me
now without hurting them.

The only place I might ever see them
again was somewhere else and some other

time.

The first step was getting out of here.

All right.

May I speak to Steve, please?

Sorry, who is this?

Oh, this is a friend. Well, I mean, this
is Oliver.

He's a cousin of mine. We went on a
little cross -country trip, and he was

expecting me. I was supposed to visit.

Oh, oh.

He didn't say anything about a visit.

I didn't know he had a cousin.

I forgot to mention it. I got it.

Who am I speaking with?

Oh, I'm a girlfriend.

What about, though? Because I'm in the
middle of something.

Okay, well, should I call back in like
an hour or so?

Well, he's not going to be back until
December 1st.

Where does anyone go until December?

He's in Afghanistan.

He's not in Afghanistan, and we got
back... Well, he's in six months' time

Um, but... Yeah, uh,

tell him that, uh...

Oliver is going to stay with relatives
in the area and still get back on.

Okay, and I will see you then too, I
guess, Cousin Oliver.

Odie, Odie, Odie.

Yeah, right?

Hey, man.

Is this the man I want to see?

You, uh... You look good under that
dress.

Yeah.

You can't talk to him like that.

You know, we were missing half a dozen
boxes out there. And I just thought,

boop, they've got to be hiding
somewhere.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, gosh. You were talking that way.

I'm a bad guy now.

Hey, you've got to take care of
yourself, okay? Or you're just going to

worse. I'm big on conflict, so... We'll
work on that.

You know,

all people are welcome.

Or not.

Do you want me to put down the garbage
for you?

It's just toys for the... I heard
there's a toy drive.

What drive is what?

I'll just leave them here. It's okay.

I'm not going to walk all the way down
there and they see you.

That's very nice of you.

Thank you.

Oh, it's like a two -meter plane.

You've got to bring it on in there.

Come on, I'll show you where the toys
go. Where do you want me to put them?

can bring them right there.

And when it's getting long out here,

it's long here.

It's never long here.

We're all sinners here. That's why I ask
my wife sometimes to sing this to me.

Somebody's very hungry, huh?

Big appetite there.

I haven't had food in so long.

That's great.

Big food for a big guy.

Now, you can't speak out of here without
saying hello to the pastor in this way.

No,

I would never.

I would never.

John.

Dorn. John Dorn. Yeah, I haven't seen
you around the area before. I noticed

off in the road there. Where are you
from? Did you know to be here? Yeah.

I'm just new to this place, and really
everything, you know, all of this is

really, you know, everything here is
just new for me. I'm down for New York

City. That's a walking man's town.

I mean, if ever I've been to one, that
is a walking man's town. That is

I bet you go through a lot of Paris.

Right? Oh,

my. You've got very small feet.

for a big guy no i actually have large
views just i put on the wrong shoes and

don't think these are like nine women
and i'm sorry i would never wear

at church i'm really sorry you know i i
would like to introduce you to someone

i'd like to introduce you to lee wayne
scott she runs the troy drive here and i

heard you gave such a generous donation
i know she'd like to thank you you know

that looks a bit busy over there
actually

This is your great donation.

Hey, Lee.

Hey, Lee.

Lee. Hey, Lee. Come sit right here. I
don't want to miss too many.

Yeah. This is our all -star, Lee. She is
the backbone of everything that is good

going on in the church.

She does the outreach. She does meals.

She does the toy drive. I really don't
know how she does it all, but she does.

And this is John Thornton from New York
County.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Not all marriages work out. That is
true.

But to answer your question, I do have
kids. I have two little monster boys,

I got a little girl that is my best
friend.

But they're in New York, and I'm good at
work. And what do you do for work?

Well, I went for the government, but I
can't exactly talk about it. It's

classified and all that.

Oh. Well, John's the one from New York.
New York's fine. No. No, no. Definitely

not. Okay.

Well. Can I ask you, can we count on you
to join us next Wednesday?

Oh, and also this Wednesday.

Oh, wow. What's Wednesday? I run a
singles dinner, and this week's going to

at a Red Lobster. I'd love a Red
Lobster. I mean, not just the seafood,

two.

Yeah, I mean, are you going to be there?

Hmm, late.

Do you think you're going to join us for
our first thing this week?

Well, I never thought of myself as being
a single, but sure, yeah, I'll go.

Yeah, I'll be there.

I like being John better than I like
being Jeff.

John was a good guy.

People liked him.

Lee seemed to like him too.

But there was no way a girl like her was
going to really fall for a guy in

women's running shoes and a Spider -Man
t -shirt.

Also, I really need to see a dentist.

Living on candy is hard on me.

Good afternoon.

How are you? Good, sir. How are you?

How much are you getting for these?

How about $10 ,000? $300 ,000.

Yeah, I'll go for $300 ,000. Okay. Let's
do that.

M .O .D. on number 29.

14 cavities. That's a lot of cavities
for an adult.

I'm sorry.

I've been naturally a bit of a sweet
tooth.

I've had access to a lot of really good
candy.

Open your mouth wide, please. Okay.

Well,

we wanted to welcome you, John. Welcome,
welcome.

Am I the only guy that's going to be
here?

I hope we're not overwhelming for you.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually, I'm liking

you very much. I love having so many new
friends, especially beautiful friends.

I understand you work for the
government.

What kind of work? I'd love to get into
those details, but I'm undercover, so.

Oh, that sounds nice.

No, I can promise it's not that
mysterious. It's really quite boring.

I never knew there was an intelligence
unit here in Charlotte.

Oh, are you a law enforcement? I'm
retired now, but I was.

Wow, that's amazing.

Am I right in this work? I don't want to
make you upset.

I actually really like it. I feel a lot
safer with her here.

But yeah, there's intelligence just
about in every major city. We just don't

advertise that much.

Well, if he's undercover, why is he at a
single center at Red Lobster?

Well, I just get that as another
question that is not classified. I am

possibly looking for the next Miss John
Zorn.

The problem, though, having a bit of an
issue, is that there's too many

beautiful voices here.

No, I should not have said that. My mom
always told me, do not compliment a

woman on her beauty, because it makes
her self -conscious.

Always start with their shoes.

Speaking of, hold on, let me get under
the table.

Excuse me.

That's the high boots down there.

Baleno's at brunch.

Me neither.

You sure made their day.

They made my day, truly. I mean, I've
never been the zero. Yeah.

I like it.

All right, I'm getting my courage up.

I have two questions to ask you.

Two? Just two?

Yeah. Here, drum roll. Give me the first
one. Go.

Um, you're gay.

What? On what?

You're gay.

Gay?

No, I mean, look, I don't have anything
against... Geez, I'm not gay, but, like,

I'm... No, absolutely not. What made you
think I was gay?

You just seem like one of the girls.

Or, like, you seem to love women's
shoes.

No, that's not what that was. All right.
Uh -uh. All right, well, let us know.

We can go straight to question two.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

I just hit me.

Um, would you like to go out with me?

On a date?

Okay. Wow, you're a...

Forward person?

I, uh... Um, yes, I would very much,
really very

much like to go out on a date with you.

I don't know. Yes. Yes and no.

For that. Alright.

Okay. On three next Saturday morning?

Perfect. I'll pick you up. Where do you
live?

I live in a really boring, uh...

Government building that was
undisclosed.

How about this?

Let's meet at Freedom Park.

Saturday morning, 8 a .m.

Sounds like a date.

The date. Okay.

Bye. Hey.

All right.

You were shaking and I was going.

Shit. Okay.

Yep. All right. Okay.

Bye. Bye.

really good shape.

Thank you, girl.

My ex, Jeffrey.

Yeah. What?

Is that Jeffrey?

Yeah. That's my ex's name, Jeffrey.

Got it. Right.

His name was Jeffrey? Yeah, he was.

Wow.

Horrible. Like, we had no... And it's
been a long time. Oh, okay. But

we're nothing alike. Good to know. I
like people.

He didn't talk.

He didn't...

Read war history novels on the toilet.

What? No,

Jeffrey, that is gross.

Right?

He loved his book, but when it comes to
time for the girls or homework or

driving lessons, it just doesn't show
up.

It's stressful.

I just think you need a little bit more
fun in your life, to be honest.

Okay.

Do you want to go back to Miami?

What?

Really?

Yes,

very much, yes, very much, yes.

Okay.

Now? Yeah. All right.

Their names are Dee and Lindsey.

Dee's 11.

She's pretty sensitive and creative.

She's fine.

I don't know. She hasn't let me cut her
hair since she was a baby.

She's one of those kids.

And then Lindsey's 16.

She has a sign on her door that says
emotionally unavailable.

She also just got her learner's permit
but refuses to drive even though she

wants her freedom.

Well, I'm a good driver. You'll meet a
teacher. I'll have to meet you.

We just met.

That's a good point.

Yeah, I know.

I just love kids.

Okay, well, maybe you can meet them
sometime. You know, like, maybe you

come over for pizza one weekend, maybe?

Like a pizza party?

Are we having a pizza party? Like a
pizza Saturday?

I haven't been out of the house.

Let alone on a date, okay? In a very
long time.

I don't know if my girls are ready for,
you know, my mom to be dating just yet.

I get that.

We could still have a pizza party and
make it totally normal.

I'm a friend from church, you know? That
happens to be a government spy.

Non -gay one. You know, a non -gay
government spy that just comes over and

to, you know, have pizza with you and
your daughters. You know, just make it

normal. okay do you

just

look like this little punch

Please come in.

Wow, that's a lot of food.

Girl, this is my friend John.

John, you can ask my girl.

Hey, girl.

Hi, I'm John Zorn, your mom's good
friend from church.

You must be Dee.

That's short for Delia?

Yeah.

You must be Lindy. That's short for...
That's not short for anything at all,

actually.

Look, I've heard too much about you
guys.

And one of the things that I have heard
is that you, Dee, happen to be a huge

fan of Zelda, like I am.

Is that true?

Yeah. Is that right?

Good, because I got you this link,
though.

And another question.

Have you played Four Swords?

No. It is so amazing, and it comes with
this special controller that I'll teach

you how to use later. And so you can
whoop my butt, which you'll probably be

able to do really quickly, because I
hear you're like a Zelda master.

For you, I have an assortment of very
empty teenage music for your

listening pleasure.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Nice to meet you, John Zoran's mom's
friend from church.

It's okay.

Look, maybe I cut.

Okay?

Don't worry.

I also happen to have gotten you
something to sleep.

Oh, so sweet.

I'm sorry about Lindsay.

I thought this might be helpful.

Half a woman. Oh, come on, let it
finish. Please, please, she's like the

daughter. We're like 20 feet away from
the end.

Yeah, please, Mom.

Go close. Another time, okay?

Okay.

I had a good time with you. Okay?

There you go.

Yeah.

It's late and it's coming right at the
top of my window.

I don't know.

I don't know, Mom.

Down the window, kind of girl, John.

No.

No one else is around except you. Come
on.

Stand up, baby.

You can all leave.

here.

stepping in this time okay you got to do
it you got to do it you got to touch

the bull in the nose you know my man
yeah

yeah i need to tell you something mitch
well okay yeah i'm ready

Be careful what you touch.

He said that moving one grain of sand
changes everything in the whole

I think people call it the butterfly
effect.

That just one butterfly flap in its
wings can make a hurricane on the other

of the world.

And before we know it, we're banging
into each other's tabs and changing what

happens. Are you sure you want that?

Sure.

It's a big change.

The thing is about bangs, there's only
about one in a thousand people that

actually look good with bangs, but the
good news is I think that you might be

one of them.

Oh, God.

No one notices the butterfly flap and
swing until everyone feels the storm.

I knew a storm.

I knew it was the state of the nation.

That should be easy.

I knew I had to leave.

I just didn't want to go alone.

If you think you could ever move
somewhere else, a beach or something,

over at a new place.

No, John, I need to come back here.

We can take the girls and just pack up
and go.

That's... No, I can't do that.

I can't do that.

My life is here, John.

Don't be.

Don't tell me.

no no no no what the huh

I know he may have gone outside.

I guess.

You need to fix that.

Now, besides the naked guy, have you
noticed anything strange happening

here?

Well, we're missing a lot of gaming

inventory.

What's the need?

A substantial amount.

A naked guy ran at me, thinking he was
going to kill me, and I ran away, locked

myself in my office.

When I asked if the naked man would
scare off holiday shoppers, Mr. Hagen

he was hiring round -the -clock
security.

We have a really good security system
here now at the door.

Feminines can go safe. This is a safe
place to come for Christmas.

Lord,

we want to thank you for this wonderful
food, and we want to thank you for the

gift of family.

Amen.

What if he's also a killer?

I mean, stop being automatic.

Your mom's totally right. He's
definitely not a killer.

You don't know that, John.

Well, if he wasn't a killer, you'd have
killed him, right?

The paper said today that there was $10
,000 in video games stolen.

I don't know if that's a coincidence.

I don't know, Mom. Maybe he should quit.

You have a master's degree, and I don't
think it's worth the risk.

scary over there that's not the worst
idea actually wait hold on earlier

you just made it seem like it wasn't
dangerous so it's not dangerous family

why did you have to quit so suddenly i
don't know i'm sorry uh that you

had to quit i don't think it did
actually i think i was just agreeing

lindsey down here i was just saying here
that lindsey actually has a great idea

yes She wants to quit, and she would
have more fun with her girl.

Now, here we go. Let's not get too
serious, because, uh... It's

kind of fun, isn't it?

Just go to work. It's a normal day. And
then you see the naked girl.

I don't know.

They want to get a child there,
actually.

Tammy, bless you.

Yeah, I just think it's really funny,
that girl.

I don't think it's funny, Ron.

Maybe someone's so desperate they had to
bathe in a toy store thing.

While we eat and laugh about it, I mean,
maybe we aren't good Americans.

Maybe you aren't making the best
decisions.

Excuse?

Who needs to work there while Dee and I
are home alone waiting for someone to

pick us up to take us places?

Well, if we're being honest, you're old
enough to drive yourself.

I can't even sit in the car with you.

And now that dad's not here, you bring
around this weirdo and we're supposed to

just accept it?

I hope the sex is worth it.

It's coming, it's coming home.

Telling him to sleep.

He's asleep and then...

Tell Sarge I'll take care of that and
I'll see him on Sunday as scheduled.

You didn't tell me you had to take a
trip.

You weren't supposed to hear that.

Okay.

It's not a big deal. I just have to go
and just check in.

Okay.

Morning, Lizzie.

Good morning, Lee. Good morning, Dee.

Everybody wants to say good morning?

Good morning, Lee.

All right, who wants to apologize first?

No?

You? Come on, guys. Nobody has anything
to say to each other.

But families fight.

That's fine, but they also make up.

I'm falling for the way I've been
acting, Lizzie.

I should have said the thing about sex
in front of you.

Hmm. Yeah.

And?

And? You got it?

And I need a ride to Doug's.

Nope. You can get a ride anywhere.

Do you have any idea how much you
embarrassed me last night?

I embarrassed you?

John, will you drive me?

You do need to get to abuse him and then
ask him for favors.

It's okay. I don't mind driving. No, but
stay out of this, John. She doesn't

mind. If she wants to go somewhere, she
can learn to walk.

I'm not driving in that car without
thinking of you ever.

Well, then I guess you'll never go
anywhere again. Time out. Ever. Time

Sorry, can I ask my mom to drive me
places because she's my mother? Okay,

I have an idea, okay?

I have an idea. Hear me out. It's a
great idea.

We need a beater.

What do you think of the beater, John?

The lawn car just don't have the same
feel.

Kind of like the golden era.

The 90s.

They don't just sit today. They don't
make lawn cars like this.

Yeah. These are so funny. You guys about
to do it? Yeah.

Do we touch right here?

I don't know. Nobody's going to stop
you. I'm just going to push it just a

little bit.

Okay.

Oh.

Got some more power.

Okay.

He said...

You get up here, you drive. No, she can
drive. No, no, stop, stop. Calm down,

okay? How do you get your kid to swim?
You throw him in the water, all right?

you want her to drive, we've got to let
her drive.

Does she have a license? No,

you cannot test drive with a permit. I'm
going to purchase this car if the young

lady approves, and I'm going to pay
cash.

How's that sound to you?

I'll let you hold it.

Get up here, you're driving.

All right.

Feet out.

Face your foot.

All right, this is not a manual
transition. This is an automatic. It's

easier. You can just forget about your
left foot. All right foot. So put your

right foot on that brake right there,
the big pedal.

Just push all the way in.

All the way in, real firm.

Okay, now you're going to take your
right hand. You're going to pull that

you and down. This is the V.

Perfect. Now let it go. Back at two.

All right.

You're not going to worry about the gas.
You're just going to ease your foot off

the brake and we're just going to move
forward. That's it.

All right.

Take a big breath.

You got it. Come on.

You got it. Go, go, go, go, go.

Pretend your dad almost crashed the car.

All right.

Hey, great stuff, guys. Thank you very
much.

You're a better driver than him.

That's true, actually. I feel really,
really safe with you.

So, good job.

All right.

Thank you, John.

We can all wait in the car while I talk
to John for just like a minute here.

Okay.

She's not like that driver.

I'm sorry. I know.

I said it enough.

Yeah.

But Lindsay was a really, really good
first -time driver. Wasn't she?

She was great.

Yeah. She did so good. And I don't know.

I think she started to like me.

They both like you.

They really like you.

Okay? They like you.

You need to slow it down a little bit,
okay?

And we don't need so many things, John.

We just want you.

Just be you. Be normal.

You take your trip.

And you come back.

We'll have a few normal days, okay?

Oh, gosh.

Yeah,

I knew you'd show up at the crack of
dawn if I didn't give you a time.

You know I can't tell you that.

Seriously, where are you hiding out at?
I can't tell you that. I don't want to

know that. You ain't got no contact,
right? You ain't talking to nobody.

Okay, because you know if you are, I
can't help you. No, I'm not going to do

that.

You good?

I'm good. I'm good. Keep your eyes on me
then. Why do you keep darting on the

road? I'm not darting. You sure you're
alright?

Okay.

We're going to need to change that hair
before we take the photo.

Beck, what do you think?

Wig? Dive?

What is that?

I think we do a wig.

Yeah. Don't worry, Deb. You'll still be
here. It's a cuter. A Brad Pitt.

A good -ass Brad Pitt.

Oh, my God.

Baby, are you serious about this? I'm
serious.

This is a band drummer.

Oh, my God. Baby, come on.

Oh, Kitty.

Oh.

You got to be kidding me. Say what,
baby?

Wow. Very good. That's good. That's
good, right? Yeah. Does it feel good to

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Feels like you could
be this person for a while? Mm -hmm. You

ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop with
the damn smiling.

Fuck you. Go on. No, yeah. I'm serious.
It's like a between.

You know, you know a lot of smiles.

One, two.

Breathe. Breathe.

All of it. All right.

It's gonna be the new you. You're
Kenneth Owen Griffin.

Born July 7th, 1974, from Lumberton,
North Carolina.

Yeah. I'm gonna get all your documents.
Don't worry about a thing.

Transfer's record.

I have it all done. A to Z.

What are you thinking, man? 5K?

No, it's gonna be a lot more than that,
man.

More than that? How? How much?

You think I don't know what you're
doing, huh?

You probably got a girlfriend, don't
you?

What? No.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you're
not good at this shit.

Good at what? Yeah. Let me tell you
something. Good criminals are cold.

You understand?

Now, you got the calculation down, but,
man, you're just goofy.

The price?

It's going to be 50K.

All right?

50.

Damn,

you a lot of risk, man.

Can you do it?

Okay, yeah.

How you gonna do it?

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

If you're thinking about using a gun, do
me a favor.

Stay the fuck off the TV.

Roof man, you understand what I'm
saying?

Don't do anything stupid.

90 % of our annual sales happen in the
next two weeks.

Think about that.

There's going to be a lot of money
coming in and we need to be ready for

Considering our recent setbacks, I think
we're doing pretty good.

You should be proud of me.

Come on, don't do that.

Come on.

But the ball game starts now.

Because if our customers have a good
Christmas, so do we.

Your job is to sell toys.

We're going to open early and stay open
late every day this Christmas season.

And that includes Christmas Eve.

I've posted the new schedule.

Now, I know some of you are going to
have a fifth they don't want, but

no exceptions, no changes.

You show up when your name is on the
schedule.

You're driving though.

I'm driving?

You are driving.

Okay.

Holy shit, you are so much stuff.

I'm just freaking out. Yes, you're going
to freak out with joy.

ready to go thank god i can't go to
church

tonight i have to wake up super early i
have a shift tomorrow then i have

goodness for you mitch called and he's
going to be a nice guy mitch called yeah

uh 10 30.

yeah 10 30 to 4 30.

that you have a family and wants you to
be able to spend the holidays with them.

like i told you to okay hello

You guys didn't know you got an alarm
going off right there?

Everybody this way.

You're coming with me.

A little faster.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Please get your head away from your gun,
sir. Get on your stomach.

You two, come here.

No one's going to get hurt if everybody
just does what I say.

On your stomach.

Otis, here. This high, everybody up.

Otis, come on.

Ah, Jesus Christ. Mitch, this high,
everybody up. Okay? Get on your stomach.

Eyes out.

Whatever.

On your stomach.

Sit down.

Don't do this right now.

That

wasn't

my fault.

The bad listener.

Everybody think we'll have Mitch give me
one of those?

Thank you, sir.

Come on, Mitch. Let's get a hot one.
Let's go.

Guys,

everybody just calm down. I'm sorry
about this.

Mitch, get the keys. Come on.

Let's go to the ticket.

No, there's no money yet. There's no
ticket.

You think I don't know that there's a
deposit that you take to the bank every

Tuesday? Huh?

Come on, please.

I'm John.

Sorry about this, guys. This will be all
over in a second.

Come on. We do this every day.

Calm down.

Come on. Here we go. Good job.

Eyes down.

Find the key.

Eyes down out there!

Yeah. Put it in. I'll put it in. Place
an opener.

Take the bag off.

Put it down. You need to take the 8
-pound off.

Now I'm going to do it quick.

Zip right back up really fast, okay?

Good.

This is fucking fantastic, Janet.

You're a fucking nut, you know that?

This is fucking great, baby. You see
this? Yeah.

Okay, let's see. This is your North
Carolina -issued driving license, all

That's your passport, notarized birth
certificate.

You got your checks up from your last
job.

Oh, and there is your ticket to leave at
11 p .m. out of Charlotte.

Now, what you're going to do is layover
in Miami, and then you're going to fly

to Barranquilla. From there, you're
going to take a little bus, and then

have you in Venezuela for the weekend,
though.

Looks like I got everything I need. I
just have to decide to go, Mark.

Decide?

You already made your decision, man. I
mean, you can't expect me to go on

Christmas, right?

And they all have them all the way low.

That's not a choice you have, Jeff.
You've got to leave tomorrow.

I've got people waiting on you, man.

I got a security guy in Miami. He'll be
at line three.

And you have one shot, man. 11 p .m.
tomorrow. Don't miss this shot.

All right?

Baby, let's get this wig on.

You bet.

One more thing I was thinking about.
It's all easy to forget about all

robberies. I don't know nothing about
that.

I need your phone.

You know, you got to cover your tracks,
Jeff. Yeah, everything you've done.

I need you to really think.

About who you talk to, who talks to you,
who knows your voice.

I'm over a cliff for you, man. You
understand that, right?

Yeah.

No, it doesn't.

No doctors did it.

Uh, I went to the dentist. They got some
havoc, Phil.

That's it.

Okay. You ain't did no x -rays.

No, I got x -rays, but I gave them a
fake name. Okay. Well, it don't really

matter if you gave them a fake name if
they got your teeth, Jeff.

All right. Yeah. Look, I'll take care of
it.

Any message you made, you clean it up.

Then you go straight to the airport and
wait for your flight.

No getting on the news, no goodbyes to
anyone you said hello to.

I mean, no postcards, no calls, no
nothing.

And we had a good run.

And after all this stuff calms down and
I get settled over there, you think you

can tell some people where I'm at and
maybe there's a mission for them?

Nobody come and see you, Jeff.

It's not known.

Hello?

I was just about to call you. Is
everything okay?

I've been calling you.

Where are you?

I'm driving.

Yeah,

yeah, of course.

Yeah, I'm listening.

I'm fine. Yeah, I feel good.

Yeah, I'll be there.

You there? Are you okay?

I can't hear you breathing.

B? Hey, Christmas.

Don't move.

Don't move. Do not move. Do it good.

Don't move. Do it this way and you won't
get hurt. You understand me?

Got it.

What's the news? The drama's over.

What's your name?

Everything's good.

I probably let myself get caught.

Or maybe I just couldn't leave without
saying goodbye.

They threw the book at me.

Gave me 384 more months.

That means by the time I get out of
here, I'll be an old man.

Gave me a lot of time to think about my
life.

Everything.

When I was out there in the world.

I wasn't thinking of the things or
people that I was putting at risk.

Now that's all I think about.

We all like to go back in time to
imagine how things could have gone

if we made different choices.

Like right now, I was imagining what it
would have been like if I never

committed all those crimes and lost my
family.

Or if I got to keep on living with Lee
and her girls forever.

Sure. They'd boss me around a little and
make me go to church.

But they'd laugh at my dumb jokes and
forgive me when I was on the wrong part

cold and calculating.

Or something.

I started to realize that all those
people I loved didn't need me to give

so many things.

They just needed me.

My time.

And now that's all I have.

You got all it.

Even in that situation, I'm so proud of
you.

It all could have gone a different way,
for sure.

But it didn't.

It went this way.

And that was okay with me.

Because in here, I can't hurt anybody
anymore.

Yeah.

I'm where I'm supposed to be.

You ever think about it?

What?

You know, breaking out of this place.

No, no.

I mean, this is my home now.

You know, I have to admit, brother,
like, I loved Fort Thorpe. It was really

good.

I am curious.

Here to see Lee again.

Should I continue Jeffrey?

There's another Jeffrey in your life, I
guess, yeah.

How's Lindsey and Dee?

They're okay.

Yeah.

Did Dee keep her bangs?

She did.

how you hurt the girl.

But that's not the way I think about it
now.

Okay?

I think about it as an event.

Can we tap on my window?

Maybe I'll just knock on the door.