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Chase, I need you to start on the
bathrooms.

Jocelyn, can you please take out all the
eggs, batter, patties, and McMuffins

out of the freezer, okay?

I'll help you once I turn everything on.

Good morning, team.

Good morning.

No, no, more.

Don't be scared.

You just do what I say.

No one gets hurt, okay?

No, no, no, look. Point it down.

Okay, now, I'm going to say it polite
and careful good morning, and then you

guys say it back. Good morning.

No. Dwayne, after I say it. That's how
that works. Okay?

Now, good morning, team.

Good morning.

Yes. Perfect.

I'll say what to do and you guys just do
it.

Okay. Once you get your coat back on,
Dwayne, grab your coat.

Huh? Grab your coat.

I don't have one, sir.

You don't have a coat.

How do you not have a coat?

I just forgot them.

Well, they just have to be a little cold
today.

All right, let's go.

After you, ladies first.

Now listen to me. You guys aren't going
to die in here.

As soon as I'm out of here, I'm going to
call the cops, and they're going to let

you guys out.

Probably get the day off.

No, don't. Don't.

Do not look at me like that.

Dwayne, stop it.

Because this is your fault.

It's cold.

Are you serious?

Dang it.

I don't know what kind of jerk doesn't
bring his own coat to work.

Okay? Happy now?

My ears are cold.

This is the part of the story where I
hope you're wondering how a nice guy

me ends up becoming a criminal.

Good morning.

Welcome to McGuff. I'm going to put you
on a freehold.

What the hell, Blake?

I can't blame my parents.

I had a good childhood.

I was just never good at school or
behaving.

But I was good at certain things that
were really valuable to the military.

But after my discharge, I didn't know
where I fit or what to do.

or how to give my kids the things that
other kids had.

So I made some bad choices that took
away some other choices.

And those bad choices all started two
years ago at my daughter's sixth

party.

I don't know if a bike is exactly going
to fit in this box, but we'll see.

What do you

think?

It's cool, right? It's my old record
set.

There's 200 pieces of it.

We got engines, we got gears, pulleys,
wheels, lights, switches.

We can make almost anything that we want
with this thing.

Anything that you can dream, we can
make. Okay? Anything.

Can you make a bicycle?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't believe the dude I knew from the
82nd can't even afford a bike.

Without me, how are you doing so well?

Well, let me see. Just this week, I got
a new Japanese passport, so I gave up.

Five grand for fake passport?

No, for real passport.

Can I help you with that? Hell,
motherfucking no, you can't. You can't

with shit.

You crazy, man? You ain't helping me do
it. Plus, we all already know that doing

things the wrong way is not your
superpower.

Okay, then tell me what my superpower is
and enlighten me, boo -hoo.

What's the flow rate on that hose?

12 gallons per minute? Mm -hmm.

How many houses is on this street?

28. And out of those, how many got
chimneys, garages?

How many of them use a heat pump instead
of a traditional AC? You want me to

tell HVAC systems or something? No, no.
They don't try to make the point. Then

make the point, please.

Observation.

Details. You see shit people don't see.
You got like a little X -ray vision

going on.

What, you think they dropped you off in
Central America because you were a good

job? Is that what you think?

No, they dropped you because of what you
see.

If I had a brain like yours, I'd be
running the whole goddamn world.

You know, you're the smartest dumb thing
I ever known.

That shit's crazy.

You can start filling up that pool now.
Ain't nobody gonna get in there. That

shit's cold as hell.

So, Mama, you probably don't want to
know how the party was.

And, yeah, I think we did our best for
anything.

Maybe we don't mention the pool

It hasn't been easy. We don't have the
things that we actually need. And that's

my fault, and I own that.

Okay? I do. But I think I have it
figured out now. I've just got to use my

superpower and take my brain on
whatever.

Your superpower?

Yes.

I can't do this, Doctor. No. Come on.
Please don't do this. Goodbye.

Alright, Banana Head.

For thinking I was a joke.

But there were things that he didn't
know about me.

Things that weren't so funny.

Even when I was capable of it.

I do see things that other people don't
see.

Like right now.

I see that kid climbing up that ladder.

And I know that under that friendly roof
is a machine that turns ground beef and

potatoes into money.

With the same dining room.

Same deep fryer with blinking red timer
lights.

The same bacon cream with the same goose
flavor.

And the same safe full of weekend
corporate burger money that no one was

to miss.

They emptied that safe at the exact same
time on Monday morning at every single

McDonald's. Welcome to McDonald's.

Do you know what you want?

Huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, I
figured it out.

Thank you.

There are over 10 ,000 almost identical
McDonald's across the United States.

Question was, how many do you need to
rob to get a real house?

Buy your kids nice things and win your
family back.

Turns out, the answer is 45.

What?

Nice TV you got here, Jeff.

Wait, are you pulling something like
that?

We got 1 ,500 kids out there that are
losing their minds from kids.

Why'd you go there at all?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't,
don't, don't.

Come on.

Let's go.

I don't know, I could put it in the
kitchen, could I?

It has proved beyond a defined burden
that you committed a crime of robbery

a dangerous weapon.

I'd like to take in consideration your
service to this country and the armed

forces, and the impact of your children
losing a father.

Now I know you've got everyone fooled
thinking you're a nice guy, but I know

you're a menace.

Although you're only being tried for one
robbery, we know you've done many more.

And so the prosecution has requested
that I issue a single count of felony

kidnapping for each victim you locked in
the freezer.

Let the record state that on the 4th of
February, 2004, you're hereby sentenced

to 180 months for each of the three
victims for a total of 540 months and 45

years in the North Carolina Department
of Corrections.

Mr. Sheriff, he is in your custody.

Miss you, too.

Miss you a lot.

No.

No,

no, that is not right. These letters are
for right now.

Tom, we're cutting the cord.

They said we have to cut the cord.

No, we're not cutting the cord. Who said
that?

Okay,

well, that's good.

That's really good. What'd they say
there?

Look,

that last part is not. That is very,
very wrong.

Thank you.

Gary? Who's Gary?

Mom's friend.

Huh. Mom's got a newsroom named Gary.

That's fun.

I'm going to call you tomorrow at the
same time I always do, alright?

They had no more class.

No. Who said that? Hang up the phone.

It's okay, Becky. You can hang up. Hang
up. Is that Gary? Put him on the phone

right now.

Hang up. Put Gary or your mom on the
phone right now, Becky, okay?

Hey. And going away means forgetting
him. We're out. Hello?

Hello?

Becky?

you're still thinking about that we
gotta let that go ain't no getting out

here that idea every prisoner wants the

same thing to get out of prison and they
think that the way out is through a

wall or over a fence but the guards got
that copy the way out of prison is

through the people prison was just
another building full of systems and

Keep the routine and the guards will get
suspicious.

If you're nice enough, if you're useful,
they forget you're in there for a

reason.

I hope they stop watching you.

You can start watching them.

Did you smell that?

It smells like a leak.

How about checking the other phone?

Yes, sir. See if you see anything.

Yeah.

Doesn't look too bad just yet.

I don't know. It'll probably get you
back to where you're going.

All right. Well, come on out there.

Tell your maintenance guy you might need
a new guy.

I appreciate it, man. Yep. Have a good
one.

It smells like you fixed it!

Good catch!

Hello?

Jeff, Jeff, what the fuck are you doing
calling me, man?

You all over the goddamn news and shit?

Look, I gotta get out of here.

I'm thinking, like, Seville or
Venezuela, somewhere where the beach is

the... God, I know, I'm sorry.

Okay,

okay, uh -huh.

Don't call my motherfucking phone again,
you got it?

All right.

What do you want?

A monkey?

Wait a minute. A turtle.

What do you want?

Candy.

You got a lot of candy.

Sir,

we're closing here in ten minutes.

Sir, get the room.

We'll be closing in five minutes.

If you're not joining or enjoying,
please bring your purchases up to the

Whether you are a kid or a parent, don't
worry about spending the money on food.

It is time to make your choices.

If you can't decide now, don't worry.

We promise you we will be here tomorrow.

As long as you promise us, we'll never
grow up.

No,

no, no.

No, no.

He's a very smart individual, super
intelligent.

From a genius level, he's also an
absolute idiot.

We believe that the suspect could be
armed.

And he has a history of violent
behavior.

What?

Most guys when they escape, get caught
in the first few hours.

They go as far as they can, as fast as
they can.

And that's if it works.

the best hiding places are in plain
sight.

A place where people are too preoccupied
to see you.

So I kept quiet as most.

But that's the night.

I owned the night.

People have short attention spans.

After a while, they get bored.

I figured I had to be quiet for about a
month.

Give or take.

One time, when I was in 82nd, I spent 30

days in the woods surviving off of
rainwater and grass.

Your body doesn't need months to keep
going.

It's your brain that you have to take
care of.

If you can make your brain imagine a
better place, it can get you through

anything.

Just pick any place but where you are.

Like a beach on an ocean.

A place where you can hear everyone on
the beach.

Nearly two weeks since Jeffrey Van
Hester escaped from Brown Creek

Police have set up roadblocks since
little Van Hester may still be in the

Sergeant, I'm with you on this news.
Jeffrey Van Hester is still missing.

Do you think he could be in Charlotte?

He might have kept moving, but we're not
going to give up on the possibility

that he still might be hiding out here
in Nessun, North County.

And when you try to run, we'll be ready.

Good luck!

Okay, I just wanted to talk to you about
my hours.

I need every other weekend off.

I'm confused.

First you asked me for the job, and now
you're asking me for time off.

Well, you know, I'm a team player.

Yeah. But I'm also a mom.

I know.

Okay, well.

Thank you.

You reminded me. I got a divorce.

One week in him, one week in me.

I don't want to bore you with my
personal problems. Good, good, because I

want to be bored by your personal
problems.

Because the toys aren't a problem when
I'm interested.

The personal problems belong to personal
time.

Thank you, ma 'am. I've got to get back
to payroll.

Work, work, work, work, work, work,
work.

What a day.

Okay.

Unbelievable. Yeah, they're an
unbelievable day.

and put down this kind of ground over
the hole.

People get bored with last week's news.

Pretty soon they can't even remember why
they know your face.

Even cops lose interest unless you're
really personal.

Everybody forgets you eventually.

Except people who really love you.

I couldn't get to the people who love me
now without hurting them.

The only place I might ever see them
again was somewhere else and some other

time.

The first step was getting out of here.

Sorry, who is this?

He

didn't

say anything about a visit.

I didn't know he had a cousin.

I forgot to mention it, I guess.

Who am I speaking with?

Okay, well, should I call back in like
an hour or so?

Well, he's not going to be back until
December 1st.

Where does anyone go until December?

He's in Afghanistan.

He's not in Afghanistan, and we got back
two years ago from Afghanistan.

Well, he's a six -month contract, but...

Yeah, tell him that Cousin Oliver is
going to stay with relatives in the area

until he's back on.

Okay, and I will see you then too, I
guess, Cousin Oliver.

Odie, Odie, Odie.

Yeah, hi.

Hey, man.

You're just the man I want to see.

You, uh... You look peanut under nuts,
right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Can you talk to him like that?

You know, we were missing half a dozen
boxes out there, and I just thought,

boop, you gotta be hiding somewhere.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, God.

I'm a bad guy now.

Hey, you just gotta fix yourself, okay?
I mean,

I'm very in conflict, so... We'll work
on that.

you know

all

people are welcome

Or not.

You want me to put down the garbage for
you? It's just going for the... I heard

there's a toy drive.

Well, drive it away.

I'll just leave it here. It's okay.

I'm not going to walk all the way down
there to see you.

Very nice of you.

Thank you.

Oh, my goodness. You've got to bring it
on in there.

Come on, I'll show you where the toys
go. Where do you want me to put them?

can bring them right there.

And we're just going to belong out here.

We belong here.

Because you belong here.

We're all sinners here. Which is why I
ask my wife sometimes to sing this to

Very hungry, huh?

Big appetite there.

I haven't had food in so long.

That's great.

Big food. Big guy.

Now, you can't sneak out of here without
saying hello to the pastor and his

wife. No, I would never.

I would never.

John.

Dorn. John Dorn. Yeah, I haven't seen
you around the area before. I noticed

obviously in the road there. Where are
you from? Did you know the area?

Yeah.

I'm just new to this place, and it's
really everything, you know.

All of this is really, you know,
everything here is just new for me. I'm

for New York City.

That's a walking man's town. I mean, if
ever I've been to one, that is a walking

man's town. I bet you go through a lot
of Paris.

Right? Oh, my.

You've got very small teeth.

for a big guy no i actually have large
views just i put on the wrong shoes and

don't think these are like knives and
women and i'm sorry i would never wear

sneakers at church i'm really sorry you
know i i would like to introduce you to

someone i'd like to introduce you to lee
wayne scott she runs the toy drive here

and i heard you gave such a generous
donation i know she'd like to thank you

know that looks a bit busy over there
actually she's having a

That's such a great donation.

Hey, Lee.

Hey, Lee.

Lee. Hey, Lee. Come sit right here. This
is our all -star, Lee.

She is the backbone of everything that
is good going on in the church.

She does the outreach. She does meals.
She does the toy drive. I really don't

know how she does it all, but she does.

And this is John Thornton from New York.
Oh, New York.

That's a parking lot.

Yeah, a little bit.

John, he made a very generous toy
donation.

Oh, so kind of you.

Couldn't have come at a better time.

No, I mean, I really like Christmas and
birthdays.

I just keep giving him time. I don't
know. I just love him.

Do you have kids, though?

Well. Do you have a family, or are you
single?

I'm just officially divorced. Oh, I'm
sorry. Not all marriages work out. That

true. But to answer your question, I do
have kids.

two little monster boys, and I got a
little girl that is my best friend.

But they're in New York, and I'm here
working. And what do you do for work?

Well, I work for the government, but I
can't exactly talk about it. It's

classified and all that.

Oh. Well, John's the one from New York.
Our New York spy.

No. No, no. Definitely not. Okay.

Well, can I ask you, can we ask you to
join us next for this?

Oh, and also this Wednesday.

Oh, what's Wednesday? I run a singles
dinner, and this week I'll be at a Red

Lobster. I'd love a Red Lobster. I mean,
not just the seafood, those changes.

I mean, yeah. I mean, are you going to
be there?

Hmm. Late.

Lisa, do you want to join us for our
first single?

Well, I never thought of myself as being
a single, but sure, yeah, I'll go.

Yeah, I'll be there.

I'll be there.

Okay.

I like being John better than I like
being Jeff.

John was a good guy.

People liked him.

Lee seemed to like him too.

But there was no way a girl like her was
going to really fall for a guy in

women's running shoes and a Spider -Man
t -shirt.

Also, I really need to see a dentist.

Living on candy is hard on the teeth.

Good afternoon.

How are you? Good, sir. How are you?

What are you doing for these?

How about $10 ,000? $300 ,000.

Yeah, I'll go $300 ,000. Okay. Let's do
that. Yes, sir. MOD on number 29.

14 cavities. That's a lot of cavities
for an adult.

I'm sorry. I just have a bit naturally.
I got a bit of a sweet tooth.

I've had access to a lot of really good
candy. Just haven't been able to... Open

your mouth wide, please. Okay.

I thought this was a singles brunch, not
a supermodel brunch.

Well,

we wanted to welcome you, John.

Welcome, welcome.

Am I the only guy that's going to be
here?

I hope we're not overwhelming for you.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually, I'm liking

you very much. I love having so many new
friends, especially beautiful friends.

I haven't seen any work for the
government.

What kind of work?

I would love to get into those details,
but I'm undercover, so.

Oh, that sounds nice.

You know, I can promise it's not that
mysterious. It's really quite boring.

I never knew there was an intelligence
unit here in Charlotte.

Oh, are you law enforcement? I'm retired
now, but I was.

Wow, that's amazing.

He does not come here to be in paradise.
No, no, no. I actually really like it.

I feel a lot safer with her here.

But, yeah, there's intelligence just
about in every major city. We just don't

advertise that much.

Well, if he's undercover, why is he at a
single center at Red Lobster?

Well, I get that, and that is a question
that is not classified. I am here

possibly looking for the next Miss John
Zorn.

bit of an issue is that there's just too
many beautiful choices here.

I should not have said that. Mom always
told me do not compliment a woman on her

beauty because it makes her self
-conscious.

Always start with their shoes.

Speaking of, hold on, let me get under
this table.

Excuse me.

Me neither.

You sure made their day.

They made my day, truly. I mean, I've
never been... Did you? Oh, super, hey.

Yeah. I like it.

All right, I'm getting my career job.

I have two questions to ask you.

Two? Just two?

Yeah. Here, drumroll. Give me the first
one, go.

Um, you're cute.

What? What?

You're gay.

Gay? No.

Are you kidding right now?

No, I mean, look, I don't have anything
against... Geez, I love Kate, but, like,

I'm... No, absolutely not. What made you
think I was gay?

You just seem like one of the girls. Or,
like, you wouldn't seem to love women's

shoes. No, that's not what that was. All
right. Uh -uh. All right, well, let us

know. We can go straight to question
two.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

I guess hit me.

Um, would you like to go out with me?

On a date?

Okay.

Wow, you're a very forward person.

Yes,

I would very much, really very much like
to go out on a date with you.

I don't know. Yeah, yes and no for that.
All right. Okay.

On three next Saturday morning.

Perfect. Where do you live?

I live in a really boring...

Government building that was not
disclosed to the public.

How about this?

Let's meet at Freedom Park.

Saturday morning, 8 a .m.

Sounds like a date.

It's a date. It's a date.

Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. Hey.

All right.

You were saying how it was going.

Shit. All right. Okay. Yep. All right.
Okay.

Bye. Bye.

really good shape thank you girl my ex
jeffrey yeah what

is it yeah that's my ex's name jeffrey
got it right his name was

jeffrey yeah he was wow horrible like we
had no

and it's been a long time oh okay but
we're not gonna like good to know i like

people he didn't talk

Read war history novels on the toilet.

What? No,

Jeffrey, that is gross.

Right?

He loves his books, but when it comes to
time for the girls or homework or

driving lessons, it just doesn't show
up.

It's stressful.

I think you need a little bit more fun
in your life, to be honest.

Okay.

You want to...

What?

Really?

Yes,

very much. Yes, very much. Yes.

Okay.

Now? Yeah. All right.

her d and lindsey she's 11.

she's pretty sensitive and creative
she's fine i don't know she didn't let

me put her hair in the baby she's one of
those kids and then lindsey's 16.

she has a sign on her door that says
emotionally unavailable she also just

her learner's permit but refuses to
drive even though she wants her freedom

We just met.

That's a good point.

Yeah, I know.

I just love kids.

Okay, well, maybe you can meet him
sometime. You know, like, maybe you

come over for pizza one weekend.

Like a pizza party?

You want to have a pizza party?

I haven't been out of the house.

Let alone on a date, okay? In a very
long time.

I don't know if my girls are ready for,
you know, mom to be dating just yet.

I get that.

We could still have a pizza party and
make it totally normal.

I'm just a friend from church, you know?
That happens to be a government spy.

Non -gay one. You know, non -gay
government spy that just comes over and

to, you know, have pizza with you and
your daughters.

You know, just make it normal.

You just look like this all the time.

Please come in.

Wow, that's a lot of food.

Earl, this is my friend John.

John, you can ask my girl.

Hey, girl.

Hi, I'm John Zorn, your mom's good
friend from church.

You must be Dee.

That's short for Delia?

You must be Lindy. That's short for...
That's not short for anything at all,

actually.

Look, I've heard too much about you
guys.

And one of the things that I have heard
is that you, Dee, happen to be a huge

fan of Zelda, like I am.

Is that true?

Yeah. Is that right?

Good, because I got you this link,
though.

And another question.

Have you played Four Swords?

No. It is so amazing, and it comes with
this special controller that I'll teach

you how to use later. And so you can
whoop my butt, which you'll probably be

able to do really quickly, because I
hear you're like a Zelda master.

Thanks. For you, I have an assortment of
very

angsty teenage music for your listening
pleasure.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Nice to meet you, John Zoran's mom's
friend from church.

It's okay.

Maybe it's not.

Don't worry.

I also happen to have gotten you
something this week.

Oh, so sweet.

I'm sorry about Lindsay. I thought this
might be hard for her.

Yeah, I understand that.

Half a woman. Oh, come on, let us finish
this. Please, please, she's like the

best builder. We're like 20 meters away
from the end.

Yeah, please run.

Another time, okay?

Okay.

I had the best time, okay?

time you know

Cause no one else around Will keep you

calm

Remember baby

You can always

may wander wherever you may

roam come back

I'll be waiting here

I'm not stepping in this time, okay? You
gotta do it. You gotta do it. You gotta

pinch the bull in the nose, you know?

My man, Otis. Yeah, yeah.

I need to tell you something, Mitch.

Well, okay.

Yeah. I mean, okay.

Be careful what you touch.

He said that moving one grain of sand
changes everything in the whole

I think people call it the butterfly
effect.

That just one butterfly flap in its
wings can make a hurricane on the other

of the world.

And before we know it, we're banging
into each other's pads and changing what

happens. Are you sure you want that?

Sure.

It's a big change.

The thing is about bangs, there's only
about one in a thousand people that

actually look good with bangs, but the
good news is I think that you might be

one of them.

Oh, God.

No one notices the butterfly flapping
its wings until everyone feels the

I knew a storm was coming.

I knew if I stayed in one place too
long, the best would be a storm.

I knew I'd have to leave.

I just didn't want to go alone.

You think? Because I was somewhere else.

I'd be in the middle of something. I
started over and I didn't play.

No, John. I need to come back here. You
think the girls?

I'll just pack up and go.

That's... No, I can't do that.

I can't do that.

My life is here, John.

to be.

Don't tell

No, no, no, no, no.

What the fuck?

What?

So he may have gone outside.

Yes.

You need to fix that.

Now, besides the naked guy, have you
noticed anything strange happening

here?

Uh... Uh,

well, we're missing a lot of gaming in
here.

What's a lot of?

A substantial amount.

A naked guy ran at me, thinking he was
going to kill me, and I ran away, locked

myself in my office.

When I asked if the naked man would
scare off holiday shoppers, Mr. Hagen

he was hiring round -the -clock
security.

We have a really good security system
here now, for sure.

Families can feel safe. This is a safe
place to come for Christmas.

Lord,

we want to thank you for this wonderful
food, and we want to thank you for the

gift of family.

Amen.

What if he's also a killer?

Stop being overdramatic.

Your mom's totally right. He definitely
isn't a killer.

You don't know that, John.

Well, if he wasn't a killer, you'd have
killed him, right?

The paper said today that there was $10
,000 in video games stolen.

I don't know if that's a coincidence.

I don't know, Mom. Maybe he should quit.

You and the mouse disagree, and I don't
think it's worth the risk.

scary over there that's not the worst
idea actually wait hold on earlier

you just made it seem like it wasn't
dangerous so it's not dangerous then why

you have to quit so suddenly i don't
know i'm sorry uh did i that she had to

quit i don't think it did actually i
think i was just agreeing with lindsay

here i was just saying here that lindsay
actually has a great idea

She wants to quit, then she would have
more time with her girl.

Now, everybody, let's not get too
serious, because, uh... It's

kind of funny, isn't it?

Just going to work, it's a normal day,
and then you see the naked guy.

They want to get it down there,
actually.

Tammy, bless you.

Yeah, I just think it's really funny,
that guy.

I don't think it's funny, Ron.

Someone so desperate they had to bathe
in a toy store thing.

While we eat and laugh about it, I mean,
maybe we aren't just Americans.

Maybe you aren't making the best
decisions.

Excuse?

You think you work there while Dee and I
are home alone waiting for someone to

pick us up to take us places?

Well, if we're being honest, you're old
enough to drive yourself.

I don't have a light in my home.

I would teach you. I can't even sit in
the car with you.

And now that dad won't hear you bring
around this weirdo and we're supposed to

just accept it.

I hope the sex is worth it.

And we had a conversation if you want
back then. I didn't call back.

I called back.

I'm going to leave. Can you just wake
him up for me?

It's coming home.

It's coming home sweet.

It's coming home sweet. It's coming home
sweet.

It's coming home sweet.

Yep. Tell Sarge I'll take care of that
and I'll see him on Sunday as scheduled.

Hi. Hi, good morning.

You didn't tell me you had to take a
trip.

You weren't supposed to hear that.

I'm kidding.

It's not a big deal. I just have to go
and check in.

Good morning, Lindsey.

Good morning, Lee. Good morning, Dee.

Everybody wants to say good morning?

Good morning, Dean.

All right, who wants to apologize first?

No?

You? Come on, guys. Nobody has anything
to say to each other.

Let's have this fight.

I'm fine, but they also make up.

I'm falling for the way I've been acting
with you.

I don't have to set

the thing about tights in front of you.

Yeah, and?

And? You got it.

And I need a ride to Doug's.

You can get in the wrong anywhere.

Do you have any idea how much this
embarrassed me last night?

I embarrassed you?

John, will you drive me?

You do need to get to abuse him and then
ask him for favors.

It's okay. I don't mind driving. No,
stay out of this, John. Jane doesn't

If she wants to go somewhere, she can
learn to drive.

I'm not driving in that car with that
spaceship with you ever.

Well, then I guess you'll never go
anywhere again. Ever.

Sorry, can I ask my mom to drive me
places because she's my mother?

Okay, now, I have an idea, okay? I have
an idea. Hear me out. It's a great idea.

We need a beater.

What even is a beater, John?

Yeah.

Got some more sound.

Okay. All right.

I'm gonna purchase this car if the young
lady approves and I'm gonna pay cash.

How's that sound to you?

Get up here. You're driving.

All right.

Feet out.

Take your first. All right. This is not
a manual transition. This is an

automatic. It's so much easier. You can
just forget about your left foot. All

right foot. So put your right foot on
that brake right there, the big pedal.

Just push all the way in.

all the way in real firm okay now you're
gonna take your right hand you're gonna

pull that forward down this is the v
perfect now let it go back it's two all

right you're not gonna worry about the
gas you're just gonna use your foot off

the brake and we're just gonna move
forward that's it all right take a good

breath you got it come on you got it go
go go go

All right.

Hey, great stuff, guys. Thank you very
much.

You're a better driver than him.

That's true, actually. I felt really,
really safe with you.

So, good job.

All right.

Thank you, John.

We can all wait in the car while I talk
to John for just like a minute here.

Okay.

I don't like that driving.

I'm sorry. I know.

I said it enough.

Yeah.

But Lindsay was a really, really good
first -time driver. Wasn't she?

She was great.

Yeah. She did so good. And I don't know.

I think she's going to like me.

They don't like you.

They really like you.

Okay? I like you.

You need to slow it down a little bit,
okay?

And we don't need so many things, John.

We just want you.

Just be you. Be normal.

You take your trip.

And when you come back, we'll have a few
normal days, okay?

Oh, gosh.

See you very soon.

Hi. Hi. Uh, hello.

You're Steve.

Oh. Oh, really?

Hi,

Steve.

Yeah, I knew you'd show up at the crack
of dawn if I didn't give you a time.

Welcome home, sir.

Man.

All right.

Yeah, nice to know you.

Damn, you look clean for a motherfucker
that's on the run.

I'm trying.

You're going to be fine down there. You
know I can't tell you that.

Seriously, where are you hiding out at?
I can't tell you that. You don't want to

know that. You ain't got no contact,
right? You ain't talking to nobody.

Okay, because you know if you are, I
can't help you. No, I'm not going to do

that.

You good? I'm good. I'm good.

Keep your eyes on me there. Why do you
keep darting in the room?

I'm not darting. You sure you're all
right?

Okay.

We're going to need to change that hair
before we take the photo. Beck, what do

you think?

Wig? Dye?

I think we do a wig.

Yeah. Don't worry, Deb. You'll still be
here. Look here.

A Brad Pitt.

A Brad Pitt.

Oh, my God.

Baby, are you serious about this? I'm
serious.

This is a band drama.

Oh, okay. Baby, come on.

Okay.

Say hi, baby.

Wow.

That's good, right? Yeah.

Does it feel good to you? Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Feels like you could be this

for a while? Mm -hmm. You ready?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop with the
damn smiling.

Fuck you. No, yeah, I'm serious.

You know, you're not allowed to smile.

One, two.

All right.

It's going to be the new you. Lieutenant
Owen Griffin.

Born July 7, 1974, from Lumberton, North
Carolina.

I'm going to get all your documents.
Don't worry about it.

Transfer's record.

I have it all down here to see.

What are you thinking, man? 5K?

I'm going to tell you a lot more than
that, man.

More than that? How?

You think I don't know what you're
doing, huh?

You probably got a girlfriend, don't
you?

What? No.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you're
not good at this shit.

Good at what?

Being a whore. Let me tell you
something. Good criminals are cold.

Walk your lady.

You understand?

Now, you got the calculation down, but,
man, you just goofy.

The price?

It's going to be $50 ,000.

All right?

$50 ,000?

Yeah, $50 ,000.

Man, you a lot of risk, man.

Can you do it?

Okay. Yeah.

How are you going to do it?

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Well, if you're thinking about using a
gun, do me a favor.

Stay the fuck off the TV.

Roof man, you understand what I'm
saying?

Don't do anything stupid.

90 % of our annual sales happen in the
next few weeks.

Think about that.

There's going to be a lot of money
coming in and we need to be ready for

Considering our recent debt tax, I think
we're doing pretty good.

But the ball game

starts now.

Because if our customers have a good
Christmas, so do we.

Your job is to sell toys.

We're going to open early and stay open
late every day this Christmas season.

And that includes Christmas Eve.

I've posted the new schedule.

Now I know some of you are going to have
tips they don't want, but there's no

exceptions, no changes.

You show up when your name is on the
schedule.

You want to drive me? You want to drive
me?

Okay.

Holy shit, you got so much stuff.

Mom's gonna freak out. Yes, you're gonna
freak out with joy.

I can't go to church tonight.

I have to wake up super early. I have a
shift tomorrow.

Then I have good news for you.

Mitch called and he's going to be a nice
guy.

Mitch called?

Yeah, said 10 .30.

10 .30?

Yeah, 10 .30 to 4 .30.

you to have a family and want you to be
able to spend the holidays with them.

that nursery would you like i told you
to okay

hello

Everybody this way.

You're coming with me.

A little faster.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Please get your head away from your gun,
sir. Get on your stomach.

You two, come here.

No one's going to get hurt if everybody
just does what I say.

On your stomach.

Otis, here, zip tie everybody up.

Otis, come on.

Ah, Jesus Christ. Miss, zip tie
everybody up. Okay? Get on your stomach.

out. What did I say?

On your stomach.

Sit down.

Don't do this right now.

Hey, hey, what did I say?

That

wasn't my

fault.

The bad listener.

Everybody take a glass of this. Give me
one of those.

Thank you, sir.

Come on, Mitch. Let's get a hop on.
Let's go.

Guys,

everybody just calm down. I'm sorry
about this.

Mitch, get the kids. Come on.

Let's go to the bank.

No, there's no money here. There's no
money.

You think I don't know that there's a
deposit that you take to the bank every

Tuesday? Huh?

Come on, please.

You're okay.

I'm down. I'm down. Sorry about this,
guys, but it'll be all over in a second.

Come on. We do this every day.

Calm down.

Come on. Here we go. Good job.

I'm down.

Find the key.

I'm down out there!

Yeah, put it in. Put it in this place
and open it.

Take the bag out.

Put it down. I need you to take the 8
-bomb off.

If I do that, I'm going to blow up
everywhere.

Now I'm going to do it quick. I'm going
to dip right back up really fast, okay?

Good.

is...

This is fucking fantastic, Janet. You're
a fucking nut, you know that?

This is fucking great, baby. You see
this? Yeah.

Okay, let's see. This is your North
Carolina -issued driving license, all

That's your passport, notarized, first
certificate.

You got your checks up from your last
job. Oh, and there is your ticket to

at 11 p .m. How's it going?

Yeah, what you're gonna do is a layover
in Miami, and then you're gonna fly to

Barranquilla. From there, you're gonna
take a little bus, and then I'll have

in Venezuela for the weekend.

Looks like I got everything I need
before I decide to go, Mark.

Decide?

You already made your decision, man. I
mean, you can't expect me to go on

Christmas, right?

Yeah, and if they all have me, I'll play
low.

That's not a choice you have.

Jeff, you got to leave tomorrow.

I got people waiting on you, man.

I got a security guy in Miami.

He'll be here tomorrow at 3.

And you got one shot, man. 11 p .m.
tomorrow. Don't miss this shot. All

Baby, look at this wig on him. What is
that?

One more thing I was thinking about. I
saw this media episode about an armed

robbery. I don't know nothing about
that.

I need your son.

You know, you got to cover your tracks,
Jeff. Yeah, everything you've done.

I need you to really think about who you
talk to, who talks to you.

Who knows your voice?

I'm over a cliff for you, man. You
understand that, right?

Yeah.

So, what's up?

How are doctors doing?

Uh, I went to the dentist and got some
cavities, so that's it.

Okay. You ain't get no x -rays?

No, I got x -rays, but I gave them a
fake name. Okay. Well, it don't really

matter if you gave them a fake name if
they got your teeth, Jeff.

Alright, yeah. Look, I'll take care of
it.

Any message you made, you clean it up.

Then you go straight to the airport and
wait for your flight.

No getting on the news. No goodbyes to
anyone you said hello to.

I mean, no postcards, no calls, no none
of that.

Shit, we had a good run.

Then after all this stuff calms down and
I get settled over there, you think you

can tell some people where I'm at? Maybe
there's a mission for them?

Don't know.

You know.

Hello? John?

I was just about to call you. Is
everything okay?

I've been calling you.

Where are you?

I'm driving.

Practice, you know.

Can I talk to you?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah, why don't you listen?

Yeah, that sounds good.

Yeah, I'll be there.

You there? You okay?

I can't hear you breathing.

I love you too, man.

Hey Christmas

The drama's over.

What's your name?

I got it.

I got the wristband.

It's working good.

Probably let myself get caught.

Or maybe I just couldn't leave without
saying goodbye.

They threw the book at me.

Gave me 384 more months.

That means by the time I get out of
here, I'll be an old man.

Gave me a lot of time to think about my
life.

Everything.

When I was out there in the world, I
wasn't thinking of the things...

people that i was putting at risk now
that's all i think about

we all like to go back in time to
imagine how things could have gone

if we made different choices like right
now i was imagining what it would have

been like if i never committed all those
crimes and lost my family or if i got

to keep on living with lee and her girls
forever sure they'd walk me around a

little and make me go to church

They laugh at my dumb jokes and forgive
me when I was on the wrong part of cold

and calculating or something.

I started to realize that all those
people I loved didn't need me to give

so many things.

They just needed me.

My time.

And now that's all I have.

Time.

You got all it.

Even in math?

It all could have gone a different way,
for sure.

But it didn't.

It went this way.

And that was okay with me.

Because in here, I can't hurt anybody
anymore.

Yeah, I'm where I'm supposed to be.

You ever think about it?

You know, breaking out of this place.

No, no.

I mean, this is my home now.

You know, I have to admit, brother,
like, I loved Fort Park. It was really

I am curious.

Did you ever see Lee again?

Should I be Jeffrey?

Just another Jeffrey in your life, I
guess, yeah.

How's Lindsey and Dee?

They're okay.

Yeah.

Did Dee keep her bangs?

She did.

I was really angry at you.

I was the most angry at how you hurt the
girl.

But that's not the way I think about it
now.

Think about it as an adventure.

We had a lot of fun.

We're thankful.

Well, maybe I'm confused.

Can I tap on my window?

Maybe I'll just knock on the door.