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we're going to Washington
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DC oh yeah
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are we going to the White House
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yes potentially
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you're not winding me up no
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I'm not winding you up are we going to the White House
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I have reached out to Michelle Obama's people
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are we going to the White House
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I've spoken to Megan McCain
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who's John McCain's daughter
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is that that's saying to me we are going
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well next time I'll just have you handle it all
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well you said to me
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I didn't want I have no idea
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here we go oh yeah
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you don't you said to me
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we're going to the White House
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I said do you want to go to the White House
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and you said I would love to go to the White House
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yeah I'll be pissed off if we don't make it there
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I was born in the White House
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can you believe it
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I promise I won't harm any animals there
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ha ha
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ha ha ha
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my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad
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Ozzy heavy metal god
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are you ready Prince of darkness
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and surprisingly enough
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history nerd as the old saying goes
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like father like son
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so my dad and I are doing something
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we've always wanted to do
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we're hitting the road just the two of us
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and a bucket list of places
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and things we've only ever read about in books
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oh my god
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this is amazing
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all seen on TV and the web
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do you have your knife yes
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civil days we might need it
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there are no roadies no tour buses
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what the fuck is this no boundaries
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oh
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welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour
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let's rock and roll
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my dad and I were on the road to Washington
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DC and the White House hopefully
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but since that road wasn't quite fully paved yet
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I thought
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we take a little detour to something presidential
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so I got a question for you yes
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are we still going to the White House
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yeah but first we're going to meet the president
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what president of what
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we're gonna go meet presidents plural
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it's statues of all the presidents heads
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what does it mean
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so there was this park called President Park
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and it had the statues of all the presidents
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but the park ended up closing down
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so this guy got hired to remove the heads
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and then destroy them
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but he felt bad destroying all the presidents
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so he kept them on his property
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and you can go check it out
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so this place can get really muddy
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don't worry about it I brought along some boots
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but you gotta live with me Jack
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you've got this habit of telling me partial truth
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I tell you as much as I know at the time
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no when did you have a brain flash
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that you had to have rubber boots
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well I spoke to the guy this morning
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he said oh
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it's been raining why didn't you tell me this morning
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I was living clothes on I mean
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I'm the Prince of darkness wearing water boots
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we got black ones for you
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so yeah
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I look like a freak with these haha
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oh there they are
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where are the heads
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can you see the white heads right there
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oh I get it now
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wow
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that's nuts
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I thought I lost little heads
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I don't want them in the garden
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I think we should buy the George W Bush Darling
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I bought you a gift look at all these heads
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this is hilarious
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Teddy Roosevelt you got a what name
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Ted Ed he's now Eddie Roosevelt
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we're like farmers very Prince of darkness
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let's go get our presidents on
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let's see what you name there's Roosevelt
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that's Reagan Kennedy
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Ozzy
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it's a bit over the top isn't it
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how many prisoners are there 44
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yeah there ain't 44 prisoners here
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yeah there are
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let's see fact No. 1
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Washington did get a what
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Washington's teeth weren't wooden what
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contrary to popular belief
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the country's first president had dentures made of gold
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ivory lead and animal teeth
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animals are off
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do you think they could have used primates teeth
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like a monkey yeah
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what other animal have teeth like humans
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if you start eating banana bananas all day long
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these are the money presidents
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oh yes
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we got George Washington's the one dollar Bill
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Andrew Jackson is on the 20 dollar Bill
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yeah Abraham Lincoln is on the five dollar Bill
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okay and look
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they're starting to redo him
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you see how he's been like touched
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up what are they gonna do with him
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uh
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so the guy that owns them now
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he wants to redo them
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and have them put in another park
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what the fucking point is
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it's good for kids
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a little historical stuff for the kids
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if I were a kid I'd be scared
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this is so amazing you see Jimmy Carter right there
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Carter is one of the only presidents
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to ever admit having seen a UFO
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what was he smoking
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that's all I'm smoking that sweet Georgia tea
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you're gonna be able to relate to this
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so Andrew Jackson who's on the 20 dollar Bill yeah
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he taught his parrot to curse and when he died
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they had to remove the parrot from the funeral
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because all he was doing was no you you
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I had a a minor bird one time called Fred
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and he would curse all day long
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I didn't have to teach you just picked it up we go
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how you doing Fred
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you go off why'd you name your bird Fred
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it's better than Bill okay
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I'm calling now I'm cold I'm gonna go back to the car
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but I gotta change these boots okay
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right I'm crippling me
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so listen like
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is it all possible
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for us to be able to come to the White House tomorrow
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no it's just rubbing my foot ankle and my okay
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I mean listen I
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I totally understand that this is a tall ass
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but like crippling my boots are killing me
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alright perfect
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bye I need to get a band over my ankles
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as we made our way to Washington DC
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I knew my dad was anxious to get to the White House
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but since we still hadn't received a definitive yes
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I thought that taking
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him to the International Spy Museum
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would make him happy
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since he's such a big fan of World War 2
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and espionage history Spy Museum should be cool yeah
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I'm excited to see it we were gonna take you on that
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the Christian tour of DC um
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but they were a little busy
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are you joking yes of course I'm joking
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hello hi Jack
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nice to meet you hi
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hi Helsey nice to meet you alright
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well come on
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we're gonna take you in the super secret way
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I'm actually gonna use this restroom right here
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if that's okay alright
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should we just hang out here
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I couldn't believe that you of all people
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have to hold everything up just to go and take a pee
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I have to pee too just not 37 times a day
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so we have the largest collection
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of espionage related artifacts
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we have buttonhole cameras lipstick
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pistol
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think we'll see the uh rectal concealment device what
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hahaha
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I knew how that would get your attention
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on the backside oh yeah
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up the bum as they say that I didn't know
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do use your imagination
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but but what would I still smuggle stuff in
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smuggle stuff yeah
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tools you know'cause if you're caught with your tools
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it's a smelly job
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I know it's not a it's not a pretty job
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I was telling your dad about
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some of the things you're gonna see in the museum
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awesome yeah
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what was the guy telling you when I was taking a piss
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you wouldn't wanna know did you see the movie Argo
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yes Tony Mendes who Ben Affleck plays in that movie
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he's on our board wow
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and we have a lot of items
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both from the movie and from his life wow
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these are some of Tony Mendes's items
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so what's the deal with the logo
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so remember during the Carter administration
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when Iran took all those American embassy hostages
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yeah well
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six Americans managed to escape to the Canadian embassy
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and the CIA had to pretend to make a film called Argo
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and that
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they were supposedly gonna be filming it in Iran
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and they used that as a cover to get the six
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Americans out of Iran remember it was a fake Hollywood
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yeah movie studio
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that's the business card it's called Studio
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Studio 6 and the joke is there were six hostages
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they had to get out a Beechwood drive
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but they thought Beechwood wrong
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that's weird trust you to find a very mistake
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well I just I noticed things
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thank god they weren't trying to negotiate with you
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they were probably still stuck in a room
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well you know
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it's a good thing I'm on the right side
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alright guys the museum's closed to the public
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so I'm just let you wander around
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I'm gonna go get our executive director
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he's former CIA
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and then we'll come back and meet up with you
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if we can find you cool OK
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alright alright
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see you in a bit have fun
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we'll do
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oh look a cigarette pistol wow
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flashlight gun
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I love all this stuff this is so cool
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brass knuckles
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just in case you gotta punch someone in the mouth
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oh look here you go it's a bit burly
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freaks and suckers wow
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who I mean
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can you imagine the bond film
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James is like Argh
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ha ha
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James with a gun
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double 0 7 I'm out of here danger
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hi guys
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I want to introduce you to our executive director
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Peter Arnold pleasure to meet you
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yes Peter John
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you too he's a real former spy
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so he used a lot of the gadgets that you're looking
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not the rectal tool he uses
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no I'm not
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he doesn't talk about that
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he doesn't talk about that
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he doesn't talk about that
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he doesn't talk about that
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he doesn't talk about that
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he doesn't talk about that
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ha ha what's your favourite item in here
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there's a pigeon in there that I like
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right here in World War 1
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they used homing pigeons yeah
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yeah for messages
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they also tried this
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looks like an American tourist stranded in Paris
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in the rain or something and what the camera is
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it has an automatic shutter release
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so if I release the pigeon here
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it flies over the target to go home
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as it flies over the cameras taking pictures
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also in World War 2
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they used bats for incendiary devices
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yes that's right
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they thought the bats would take these
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incendiary devices into the river
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of course
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you would know that bats were used in World War 2
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you can see is a pretty good picture of
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you've seen high RES pictures in satellites now
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but this for the time was good
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look at that picture over there
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you can see the wingtips of the pigeon
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it's one of my favorite very cool good times
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so what do you think guys awesome
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did you get that little special thing
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I think I did you ready to be Guinea pigged
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Guinea pig for what you have to find out
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only the truth can set you free
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hahaha follow me
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we'll go to the interrogation room
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oh this is when we hook your nuts up to a car battery
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hahaha come on in
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I went all out for you
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and we're here to conduct a polygraph examination
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let's see what we can find out
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okay interesting
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why am I always the Guinea pig
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why don't you ever do it well
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because this trip is about experiencing new things
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yeah but you don't experience
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this is a blood pressure cuff
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so it will measure heart rate
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you have to sit on a butt pad normally yeah
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that's right the butt can't lie right
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um because people will generally sort of clench
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you have electricity in your body
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I'll soon find out
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while in Washington DC
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my dad and I visited the International Spy Museum
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which houses the largest number of espionage artifacts
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in the world
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the museum also has their very own polygraph machine
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and our tour guide
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Jackie had to put my dad to the test
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so Ozzy I googled you yeah
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and I found a lot of interesting pieces of information
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that helped to inform me in my interrogation today
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so I'm gonna ask you some questions okay
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so are you ready yeah
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is your full name John Michael Osbourne
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yep are you known as the Prince of darkness
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yes
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did you graduate high school at the age of 15 yeah
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have you ever shaved off anyone's eyebrows
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while they were sleeping just for fun
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don't laugh did you once
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inadvertently give a priest a piece of cake
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that was laced with hashish yes
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all right I'm gonna go ahead and end the test
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there was a pretty big change between question
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two and three
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and then it came up again as we got ready to go to 4
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do you normally say you graduated high school
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at the age of fifteen
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no I left
342
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you just left okay
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so that might have been where that came from
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that you referred to as the Prince of darkness yes
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is that
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are you the Prince of darkness and and you actually are
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that's so messed up so now
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what's this deal with the priest and the cake
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laced with hashish I just made some hash cake
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and the priest came and just visit me
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and I didn't realize that my wife
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my ex wife had given him a cake
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so what happened
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he got very stoned and he just passed out
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I had to drive his car with him passed out in the car
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I thought I killed him
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I dumped him on his doorstep
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and wrong the bell and leg him
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so where are you off to next
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you're going to the White House hopefully
361
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we're still waiting here back
362
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I guess you know
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they they like to leave
364
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leave you hanging there just in case OK
365
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you better get us in there
366
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or I'm gonna shove that pigeon up your ass
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and you'll need that rectal tool to get it out
368
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alright
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hello
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hi Jack alright
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should we make a move yeah
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I just thought I'd pull this up
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to jog your memory on
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probably one of the last times you were in Washington
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DC Washington power brokers
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Hollywood stars
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Ozzy Osbourne
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you must have when he said that so loaded
379
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the White House press dinner yeah
380
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sounds like it's at the White House right
381
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yes that would be at the White House
382
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we ended up in a hotel room
383
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are we still going to the White House
384
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I'm trying
385
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some days when I speak to them it's looking great
386
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some days when I call them
387
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they're like and well
388
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this just happened and so I'm staying optimistic
389
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where are we going today
390
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then I thought we'd take you to some monuments in Iraq
391
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is that here yeah
392
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that's cool
393
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but one time I went to the Holocaust museum here
394
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I walked in and then people started to jump on me
395
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for five years
396
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this is not this is not the right time or the place
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so I left so
398
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if you want the experience
399
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to be a little bit more mellow
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and not so many people bothering you
401
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I've brought you a flannel and a hoodie
402
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and a baseball hat so
403
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you know if you wanna go incognito
404
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Ozzy Osbourne no
405
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what's the point I don't know
406
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no one will know it's me
407
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that's the point
408
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oh okay
409
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alright should we make a move
410
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yeah sure
411
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you don't want to try some of these clothes on
412
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no thank you
413
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this is good stuff I love DC it's like my favorite city
414
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oh yeah
415
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first record I ever bought
416
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hello
417
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it's right here just in case
418
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I'm a rock gun I know
419
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but you're also a tourist
420
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tourist rock gun
421
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you know I'd like to go first
422
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:05,460
where here
423
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,460
where do you think it is did you know
424
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I think that was the island where a lot of
425
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a lot of the people that lived on there
426
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were told that Americans were like
427
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savages and whatever
428
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,960
and a lot of them jumped to their death off a cliff
429
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,360
it was actually Saipan
430
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:19,879
oh yeah
431
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one of it cause that's where there's a crazy sea cliffs
432
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now look
433
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you would give him a memorial
434
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,039
look at that oh wow
435
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,799
that's way bigger than I thought it would be
436
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,220
that's beautiful but this memorial
437
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,379
it's not just Iwo Jima
438
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:36,059
this is the Marine Corps Memorial
439
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,860
it's relatively new I think it was built in 1954
440
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a national Monument in Arlington Virginia
441
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the memorial was inspired by the iconic
442
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1945 photographer six servicemen
443
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,059
raising the American flag on top of Mount Suribachi
444
00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:50,620
during the battle of Iwo Jima
445
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:53,940
during World War 2 did you know that the photographer
446
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,340
Joe Rosenberg actually was unable to join the US Army
447
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,740
cause he had bad eyesight really
448
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:03,000
yeah and he won the Pulitzer Prize from that photo
449
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,960
I have an original print of that picture
450
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,180
wow yeah
451
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,279
let me get a picture of you
452
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,099
I'm freezing I have a scarf and stuff in the car
453
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,579
I have a really great flannel
454
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,019
and a nice pair of khaki pants
455
00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:17,019
I don't wanna wear them soon
456
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,779
I'm a rock God hey
457
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,539
you know what it's okay to clock out sometimes
458
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I don't care I'm the prince of darkness ha ha ha
459
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,859
no you're not thinking
460
00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:34,279
it's standing up the obelisk right there
461
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,579
it was damaged in an earthquake
462
00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,619
yeah the last couple times I was in DC
463
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it had a bunch of scaffolding all around it
464
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,539
what's that there it's the Lincoln Memorial
465
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yeah can can we go inside
466
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yeah sure
467
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cold isn't it
468
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:49,299
can you get me something to keep my body warm
469
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oh no
470
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:51,940
I'm not wearing the fuck oh OK
471
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,380
I'm not wearing I have two things I can offer you
472
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,740
a flannel shirt oh
473
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I know I just want something to keep me warm OK
474
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,500
not a flannel shirt a waistcoat
475
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,059
you keep it's not a waistcoat
476
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but it'll do hold on no
477
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,839
do I look like a rocker with this woolly hat on
478
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,420
what shit it's a very nice jacket
479
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,319
put that on under your jacket
480
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,940
it's a joke Rick
481
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,099
this is not Prince of darkness clothes
482
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you will be very warm and toasty
483
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I wear this on stage good
484
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,759
enough of nuns knickers you look good
485
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I look like a camper
486
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:29,980
this is the Lincoln Memorial for Abraham Lincoln
487
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what is this a big memorial
488
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so an interesting fact 40% of this place is underground
489
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and they don't really tell people what's under there
490
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one myth is that Lincoln is buried here
491
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but it's wrong he's actually buried in Springfield
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Illinois
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pretty cool so they built the memorial in like 1922
494
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yeah and
495
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the original statue
496
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was only supposed to be 10 feet tall
497
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but I guess bigger is always better
498
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so they ended up making it around 19 feet
499
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if the statue actually stood up though
500
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Lincoln would be 28 feet tall
501
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:08,059
wow and there was miss about his hands
502
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the positioning that they
503
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were in the shape of an a and an L
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like he was doing sign language like Abraham Lincoln
505
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and I guess it's a success
506
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isn't it yeah
507
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you wanna get a photo real quick
508
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with this in the background
509
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,980
that's the Washington right there
510
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,539
you see how the Washington memorials
511
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two different colors no
512
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I'm blind alright
513
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well about a dark light
514
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dark light yeah
515
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:28,819
well yeah
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the Vatican donated a big block
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to have it continue to be built
518
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in the mid 1800s
519
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:36,980
and what happened was the block was stolen
520
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,539
there was an anti Catholic movement
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and that halted production for 20 years
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and the Civil War happened
523
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and then they stepped in
524
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and they started rebuilding it after the war
525
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:48,180
and there's no cement it's all freestanding
526
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it's the weight of the blocks holding it together
527
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:52,460
wow and that's why when the earthquake happened
528
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:56,000
it got so badly damaged look Washington Tours by Jack
529
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can we drive by the White House
530
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:06,980
unfortunately no
531
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,200
not right now the street is blocked off to traffic
532
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,920
and we're in Georgetown kind of England in a way
533
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,740
lovely since we were driving through Georgetown
534
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:20,500
what better place for the Prince of darkness to visit
535
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,920
than the famous Exorcist stairs
536
00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:25,720
so they shot the Exorcist all around here
537
00:20:25,779 --> 00:20:27,579
oh yeah it's actually based in Georgetown
538
00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:28,700
when we first saw that film
539
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,500
I'll never forget
540
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,519
me and the rest of the guys in Black Sabbath
541
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,200
we were so scared at the end of it
542
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,700
well I'm telling you
543
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,680
the four princes of darkness were scared
544
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:42,119
and then we all say spend the night in the same room
545
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we were scared to fucking go to bed
546
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:48,240
were you guys cuddling phone rang by I nearly the best
547
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so I was looking online
548
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,140
and one of the most famous scenes of the film is when
549
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,680
the priest goes down the stairs
550
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,339
you don't see him at the end of the stairs
551
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,440
you see him at the end of them and she's like
552
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:01,539
and they're real stairs yeah
553
00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:02,940
and I found them they're online
554
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,059
they're kinda hard to find
555
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,579
they're like slightly hidden alright
556
00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:08,079
the stairs are coming up
557
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:12,519
it should be here according to what I read
558
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,339
oh wow those are some big stairs
559
00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:19,099
and I ain't climbing up them stairs
560
00:21:19,099 --> 00:21:20,119
I'll be dead
561
00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:24,140
I'll race you to the top you could fuck off look
562
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,299
here we go in the film cinematic ending
563
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:30,460
Father Karan plummeted 75 steps to his death
564
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,700
I don't know why
565
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,819
but in the film when they found the guy dead
566
00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:34,660
he was on the street
567
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,619
I don't remember him being on a car park wow
568
00:21:37,619 --> 00:21:40,299
this is actually the 5th most visited
569
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,259
tourist attraction in the DC area
570
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,220
I didn't realize that many people knew about it yeah
571
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,019
I'm gonna have to get a picture of you by the Exorcist
572
00:21:47,019 --> 00:21:47,819
stairs
573
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,900
can't see the stairs Jack
574
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,079
the whole point of this picture is to get the stairs
575
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,960
how was that one it's dark man
576
00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:03,720
hurry up I'm pretty sure I'm laying in pee right now
577
00:22:04,579 --> 00:22:07,099
how was that one what the fuck am I doing
578
00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:08,519
you get the stairs in the shop
579
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,619
I'll think about it alright
580
00:22:10,619 --> 00:22:13,519
Danzo Exorcist stairs Whoo
581
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,720
thanks Annie Leibowitz ha ha
582
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,720
so today we are going to the FBI
583
00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:24,740
most people don't know this
584
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,339
but I do have a kind of background in law enforcement
585
00:22:27,339 --> 00:22:30,359
I've been a police reserve for like nearly 10 years now
586
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:34,420
so getting to go to uh the FBI is kind of cool
587
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,220
I'm gonna call the White House again
588
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,859
I'm starting to feel a little bit of pressure
589
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,019
they know we're here they keep asking like hey
590
00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:41,819
can we get an answer are we coming to the White House
591
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:42,779
are we not coming to the White House
592
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:47,400
like what's the deal we shall see and we're off
593
00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:48,380
we were knocking on your door for like
594
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,019
an hour this morning oh yeah
595
00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:52,940
I I can do things and after a while I was like
596
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,440
is he alive
597
00:22:55,059 --> 00:22:57,700
ha ha I set up for us to go to the FBI
598
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,660
so they're gonna teach us stuff about like
599
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,420
a bit of the history of the FBI
600
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,099
we're gonna get to shoot some Tommy guns
601
00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:04,700
they're gonna take us to the gun range
602
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,299
so the White House isn't up here
603
00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:07,259
is it no
604
00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:08,940
the White House is back the way we came
605
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,740
I thought we were going to the White House
606
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:12,779
we were going to the White House
607
00:23:12,779 --> 00:23:14,339
what you mean well
608
00:23:14,339 --> 00:23:17,400
I guess there's a lot of things going on right now
609
00:23:19,019 --> 00:23:20,099
don't shoot the messenger
610
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,380
are we going there or what
611
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,579
I can't give you that answer
612
00:23:22,579 --> 00:23:23,500
you know what the problem is
613
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,140
you just clearly didn't donate enough to Obama
614
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,539
bet you if you were one of those big donation guys
615
00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:29,259
you'd been there in a heartbeat
616
00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:30,099
I don't think we're gonna go
617
00:23:30,099 --> 00:23:31,140
we're gonna be able to go
618
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,240
I was very much looking forward to going there
619
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,299
so you just put your foot in your mouth
620
00:23:35,299 --> 00:23:37,400
I would go going past tense
621
00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:41,740
oh here we are yeah
622
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:45,119
look you can buy a kayak and then go join the FBI
623
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:47,779
ha ha
624
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,140
alright so here's the lowdown on the FBI
625
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,380
it was created in 19 0
626
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:54,299
8 because Teddy Roosevelt pretty much demanded it
627
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,559
really yeah
628
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,299
now where we're going today is where the FBI train
629
00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:01,859
they even have a mock town here called Hogan's Alley
630
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:02,539
where they stage
631
00:24:02,539 --> 00:24:06,000
all kinds of scenarios that agents might encounter
632
00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:07,660
including meeting us nice to meet you
633
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,619
nice to meet you too pleasure
634
00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:10,339
absolutely Ozzy Mark Morgan
635
00:24:10,339 --> 00:24:11,339
nice to meet you nice to meet you
636
00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:12,660
so I know you're gonna be with us for a little bit
637
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,539
so we're gonna take you to one of our ranges
638
00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:15,299
and
639
00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:17,220
show you a few weapons that you'll be able to shoot
640
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,859
and then we also got an old Thompson sub machine gun
641
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:20,940
right oh wow yeah
642
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,140
when I was a kid
643
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,099
the only things we saw about America was
644
00:24:24,099 --> 00:24:25,359
cowboys and Indians
645
00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:28,180
gangsters and Tommy guns in real life
646
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,539
when I first got to America
647
00:24:29,539 --> 00:24:32,519
New York in 1970 I remember thinking
648
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:35,579
those gangsters with machine guns everywhere you go
649
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:36,380
ha ha
650
00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:42,299
I'm Jack I'm Ray
651
00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:43,460
nice to meet you how's it going
652
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,539
I'm Ozzy please to meet you
653
00:24:44,539 --> 00:24:46,940
nice to meet you too question yes
654
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:50,180
does the FBI have a one of every gun that's made
655
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:53,940
so the FBI does have a reference library collection
656
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:57,140
and their goal is to have one of every weapon
657
00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,220
that's ever been made what I'll do
658
00:24:58,220 --> 00:24:59,059
I'll turn over to Ken
659
00:24:59,059 --> 00:25:01,059
and he'll take us through where we got armed
660
00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:02,980
as an organization cool excellent
661
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:07,380
so before 1934 the FBI agents were not armed
662
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:10,779
in 1933 there was a Kansas City massacre
663
00:25:10,779 --> 00:25:12,740
during this massacre pretty boy Floyd
664
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:15,259
supposedly involved in this murder of three uh
665
00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:17,099
police officers and one FBI agent
666
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,660
while transporting a federal prisoner
667
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,619
after that the United States Congress then
668
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,880
gave the authorization to carry weapons
669
00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:24,420
the Thompson submachine gun
670
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:26,220
you know from the gang movies that are all out
671
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,480
but were they were they legal at one point to buy
672
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:29,579
they were absolutely
673
00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:32,480
when this first came out it was $200 to buy it
674
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,259
you can buy it out of a magazine right
675
00:25:34,259 --> 00:25:36,660
absolutely the local general stores would often sell
676
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,380
would sell Thompson
677
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:40,059
but the problem was it was way overpriced at that time
678
00:25:40,059 --> 00:25:43,059
you could buy a vehicle or a car from Ford for $400
679
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:43,900
wow always wanted
680
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,619
to buy a Thompson they don't still use them
681
00:25:46,619 --> 00:25:47,140
do they
682
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:50,319
some law enforcement agencies still use Tommy guns
683
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,480
really yep
684
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:52,480
wow
685
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,859
the Thompson is full auto
686
00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:58,339
so it's 550 rounds I give you a 20 round magazine
687
00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,839
it's about a three second ride
688
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,539
OK so you ready
689
00:26:01,539 --> 00:26:02,940
yeah alright
690
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,180
let's have a gentleman's bet
691
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,539
see who shoots the best OK
692
00:26:06,539 --> 00:26:10,640
the loser wears a dress ha ha ha deal
693
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:12,660
be careful with the trigger cause if you touch it
694
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:16,039
it will go off so shoot it just like the rifle
695
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:17,380
are you ready for rock and roll
696
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:18,980
oh yeah really
697
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,420
lay into the gun push into it
698
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,160
push into it as hard as you can
699
00:26:26,779 --> 00:26:28,700
wow one good job
700
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,400
look at that I think they're all there hahaha
701
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:34,720
I don't think you can beat that 19 out of 20
702
00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:36,079
good job
703
00:26:37,779 --> 00:26:40,599
awesome man yeah wow
704
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:42,740
alright you ready
705
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:43,819
yep alright
706
00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,460
alright you gonna run the whole thing
707
00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,039
yeah alright
708
00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:55,299
crap I think you beat me
709
00:26:55,299 --> 00:26:56,319
oh really
710
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:58,660
you got a better group you got him Oz
711
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,599
you got him think you got me
712
00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:02,940
oh yeah we definitely got a winner here
713
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:04,779
you always like oh no
714
00:27:04,779 --> 00:27:07,579
I'm just I'm just an old rock star
715
00:27:07,579 --> 00:27:09,819
leave me alone I don't know what I'm doing
716
00:27:09,819 --> 00:27:12,660
and then you're like it's good to be the king
717
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,099
I'm not wearing a dress I heard you had to wear one
718
00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:15,740
I will I
719
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:17,720
I know right I have
720
00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:24,180
this part of Hogan's Alley which
721
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,980
everyone's familiar with was put together in 1986
722
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,180
and these are all just set up for the training here
723
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:32,579
our next stop at the FBI Academy was Hogan's Alley
724
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:35,319
a mock town where cadets practice tactical training
725
00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:38,339
Hogan's Alley has the only bank in America
726
00:27:38,339 --> 00:27:40,180
that gets robbed twice a week
727
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,500
every week a lot of movies that you've seen
728
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,420
silence of the lambs
729
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,660
they filmed a lot of that here years ago Cool
730
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:46,539
Dave Christman
731
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:49,400
he's our chief here of the Tactical Training unit
732
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:49,980
how are you
733
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,740
we have a couple things set up for you today
734
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:53,759
we'll have our action versus reaction drill
735
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,940
the house of pain so they do sting a little bit uh
736
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,759
but we'll make sure the faces are protected
737
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,640
did you just say house of pain
738
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,500
he did
739
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,339
I guess that's their like fun nickname for the like
740
00:28:04,339 --> 00:28:06,279
Quick draw competition they have
741
00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:08,700
like you guys a lot of our new agents have
742
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,980
have a lot of experience with guns
743
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:10,779
so we have to train them
744
00:28:10,779 --> 00:28:12,220
not only how they handle their own guns
745
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,180
but guns that they might find with on the street
746
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:16,180
so we have everything from the smaller handguns
747
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:17,779
that you can hide easily in a pocket
748
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,680
here's an example what it shoots
749
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:20,700
what is that what is that
750
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,779
a paintball bullet basically
751
00:28:21,779 --> 00:28:22,500
oh yes
752
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,779
and it's filled with detergent
753
00:28:23,779 --> 00:28:25,900
with soap basically so it's not gonna hurt you
754
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,420
it's like getting hit with a paintball yeah
755
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:29,480
it stings a little bit more yeah
756
00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:33,119
so even me I was wondering that stupid thing
757
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,380
now we're gonna do the man on man
758
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,099
this section of training is house of pain
759
00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:38,299
that we run for the new agents
760
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,180
basically hands are gonna be up like this
761
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,359
when I say threat
762
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,900
you're gonna come down and then engage
763
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,220
one shot as quick as you can
764
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,339
you gotta try to beat that guy
765
00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:47,740
but if I say any other word
766
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:48,900
you're gonna owe me some push UPS
767
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:52,660
it must be a scary situation to be in yes yeah
768
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,019
it's not
769
00:28:53,019 --> 00:28:55,059
not fun looking down the barrel of someone else's gun
770
00:28:55,059 --> 00:29:00,240
that's for sure alright hands up Albuquerque Brad
771
00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:02,900
haha
772
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:06,880
alright step up in the cone Denver Brad
773
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:11,079
ah pretty even pretty even did you get hit Matt
774
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,680
did you get hit yep
775
00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,900
it didn't seem much fun to if you win they shoot you
776
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,539
I think it's more to do with like winning
777
00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,000
you gotta win OK
778
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,460
threat
779
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,500
oh for the love of God hahaha okay
780
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,079
so obviously you won that one hahaha
781
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,180
alright
782
00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:29,420
Armadillo
783
00:29:30,859 --> 00:29:32,799
Denver threat
784
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:35,819
you got hit obviously
785
00:29:35,819 --> 00:29:37,940
ha ha ha didn't I didn't get hit alright
786
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,579
what's your shot then you got the better end of that
787
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,559
ha ha ha
788
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,059
my decision not to do it wasn't that bad
789
00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:45,759
cause you shot the guy in the nuts
790
00:29:45,779 --> 00:29:49,380
one quick kick in the nuts it's game over
791
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,220
that was like Kelly's go to thing
792
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,940
she used to kick me in the nuts
793
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:54,160
all the time
794
00:29:55,259 --> 00:29:56,940
stay between the cones spin around
795
00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,920
engage your target
796
00:29:58,539 --> 00:29:59,740
Jack don't shoot your dad
797
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,119
I'll try not to okay threat
798
00:30:04,059 --> 00:30:05,180
oh Jack
799
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,700
you shot twice shot twice
800
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,279
bad habit you can you can take off your mask
801
00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:11,940
you know what since Jack shot twice
802
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,099
he probably deserves a penalty
803
00:30:13,099 --> 00:30:15,059
I can have Ozzy shoot him in the back if you want
804
00:30:15,059 --> 00:30:15,859
pleasure alright
805
00:30:15,859 --> 00:30:16,960
it's a pleasure haha
806
00:30:17,339 --> 00:30:18,579
I love how you were they were like
807
00:30:18,579 --> 00:30:20,539
oh Ozzy do you wanna do this and get shot
808
00:30:20,539 --> 00:30:21,420
and you're like no
809
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:21,660
no no no
810
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:22,940
and then they're like here
811
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,700
why don't you just shoot Jack in the back
812
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:25,680
you're like yes
813
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,559
I'm a giver not a receiver
814
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:28,660
hahaha
815
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:29,900
you get one shot
816
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,680
turn around and you're gonna shoot him right here
817
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:34,700
hahaha
818
00:30:37,579 --> 00:30:38,660
see I'm gonna get one
819
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,599
did he get you hahaha
820
00:30:40,779 --> 00:30:44,440
I'll wake you up I got a real one hahaha
821
00:30:46,099 --> 00:30:47,220
I can't believe there was like
822
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,460
zero hesitation to shoot me in the back
823
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:50,859
well it was my payback
824
00:30:50,859 --> 00:30:52,900
cause we weren't at the White House yet
825
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:54,480
don't shoot the messenger
826
00:30:55,099 --> 00:30:56,460
don't shoot the messenger
827
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:59,359
I thought it was shoot the messenger
828
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,119
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
829
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,599
so from here we can head on down to the breaching wall
830
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:04,859
have you ever breached a door before
831
00:31:04,859 --> 00:31:06,599
yeah you ever breached any doors
832
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,779
no I've had people kick the door in on me
833
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:12,119
ha ha ha we nearly had to this morning ha ha
834
00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:16,180
these are uh breaching
835
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,099
doors we have set up so
836
00:31:17,099 --> 00:31:19,339
every new agent knows how to basically get into a door
837
00:31:19,339 --> 00:31:21,319
so he's gonna get the good stance
838
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,519
and he's just gonna hit it
839
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,460
and you wanna give it a whirl and Aussie
840
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,339
do you wanna take a swing at it
841
00:31:26,339 --> 00:31:27,339
just give it a whirl no
842
00:31:27,339 --> 00:31:28,779
no you got it no no
843
00:31:28,779 --> 00:31:31,579
you're strong like an ox I'm a yeah alright
844
00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:32,599
so you wanna give it a whirl
845
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:35,059
so we're gonna hit is the sweet spot
846
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,059
right near the doorknob cause
847
00:31:36,059 --> 00:31:37,900
we're trying to defeat the weakest part of the door
848
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:38,700
Alrighty
849
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,279
oh come on now
850
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:45,859
come on there you go
851
00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:47,559
there you go nice wow
852
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:48,819
good job
853
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,259
probably took him that long to get into your house
854
00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:52,180
right they had to keep hitting and hitting my eyes
855
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:55,380
a bit quicker than that the door is open hahaha OK
856
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,180
the door is open
857
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:59,039
just you could always just do this hahaha yeah right
858
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,119
anybody home FBI
859
00:32:01,779 --> 00:32:02,579
alright
860
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:05,039
oh my God give me a give me a go with that alright
861
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,299
all set
862
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:11,980
hey
863
00:32:13,339 --> 00:32:14,140
awesome
864
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,579
you play it down you're like
865
00:32:16,579 --> 00:32:17,619
oh no no no
866
00:32:17,619 --> 00:32:20,259
I'm not I'm I'm too old to do that oh
867
00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:22,000
that's a young man's job
868
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:24,779
it's amazing what $10 can do so you bribed him
869
00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:25,619
is that what you say you bribed him
870
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:26,420
no no no
871
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:27,579
so you're bribing no
872
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,140
no no
873
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:33,200
no no yes say hahaha abuse
874
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,759
oh is this supposed to do the way though
875
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:41,339
well I
876
00:32:41,339 --> 00:32:43,380
thought we would stop by this restaurant real quick
877
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,240
cause I have a slight surprise for you
878
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,740
before we headed back to DC
879
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,059
and towards the White House
880
00:32:48,059 --> 00:32:50,700
I'd set up a little surprise for my father
881
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,160
with someone who knows him very well
882
00:32:53,259 --> 00:32:55,059
I'm not really hungry I don't wanna eat right now
883
00:32:55,059 --> 00:32:57,440
you don't have to eat I'm actually not hungry myself
884
00:32:57,539 --> 00:32:59,259
but what the we're going to a restaurant
885
00:32:59,259 --> 00:33:02,059
I'm hungry because we're meeting someone there
886
00:33:02,059 --> 00:33:03,099
who are we meeting
887
00:33:03,099 --> 00:33:04,180
do you want me to tell you the surprise
888
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:05,339
or you want to wait for the surprise
889
00:33:05,339 --> 00:33:08,759
tell me we're gonna be meeting little Ozzy
890
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,119
little Ozzy
891
00:33:12,819 --> 00:33:16,500
little Ozzy is the world's smallest
892
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,359
Ozzy Osbourne impersonator
893
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,519
he happens to be a little person
894
00:33:21,059 --> 00:33:23,940
amazing can't use the m word what
895
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:26,380
the m word is a derogatory term these days
896
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,460
me too you're not allowed to say it anymore why
897
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,579
it's politically incorrect
898
00:33:29,579 --> 00:33:31,259
me too can't say it
899
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,460
but I would refer to an individual as a little person
900
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,779
and or a dwarf don't get pissed
901
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:37,980
don't use a dwarf no
902
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,559
I don't I do I I got I work with them
903
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,140
how about we just call him Little Ozzy
904
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,259
and we'll just leave it at that
905
00:33:43,259 --> 00:33:45,200
would you like to see a video yeah
906
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,779
where did you get this from
907
00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:09,219
he was on America's Got Talent with mom oh fabulous
908
00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:12,280
hey impersonation is the highest form of flattery
909
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,599
impersonation is a pain in the ass
910
00:34:16,298 --> 00:34:19,778
how come you and mom have to keep springing these on me
911
00:34:19,778 --> 00:34:22,619
we know how to maximize your true potential
912
00:34:22,619 --> 00:34:23,858
I'm 68 I've been thinking
913
00:34:23,858 --> 00:34:26,639
I've done all the maximizing I wanna do in my life
914
00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:29,978
mom highly recommended that
915
00:34:29,978 --> 00:34:31,338
seeing as we were in the neighborhood
916
00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:32,619
we should meet up with him
917
00:34:32,619 --> 00:34:34,039
oh here he is
918
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,960
no way
919
00:34:38,099 --> 00:34:39,300
little Ozzy Jack
920
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:40,480
how are you man
921
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:41,340
how's it going oh
922
00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:43,059
my God Ozzy
923
00:34:43,059 --> 00:34:45,079
it's good to see you have a seat
924
00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:47,400
wow I would love to have a seat
925
00:34:47,539 --> 00:34:49,360
have you ever seen me before
926
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,119
I've seen on a film what did you think
927
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:54,398
to be honest you're very good
928
00:34:54,498 --> 00:34:57,420
thank you you got to stand away or stand down
929
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,139
everybody always said you look like Ozzy
930
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,420
and you sing a lot like him
931
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:02,159
you do sound a lot like him as well
932
00:35:02,219 --> 00:35:03,739
thank you is it strange
933
00:35:03,739 --> 00:35:06,960
when you meet people that are impersonators
934
00:35:07,019 --> 00:35:10,079
I would rather have met a little Obama
935
00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:10,500
can I ever
936
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,800
am I have a chance of going to the White House
937
00:35:15,659 --> 00:35:17,199
can I ask you some advice
938
00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:18,820
you know I've had a dream all my life
939
00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:20,619
it's a dream like anybody else's dream
940
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,099
you know I want to make a living doing music
941
00:35:23,099 --> 00:35:25,039
if you're impersonating me
942
00:35:25,139 --> 00:35:27,440
that's one thing it's not like a party dream
943
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,199
you ain't gonna go very far
944
00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,820
what I suggest you do try and what
945
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:34,099
do something from what you wanna do
946
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,860
well I took some of the Beatles
947
00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:38,579
the Stones LED Zeppelin bands
948
00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:40,940
up performing they don't develop me
949
00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,460
here we are 47 years later
950
00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,360
I'm still doing still alive yes
951
00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:46,219
I don't know I don't know
952
00:35:46,219 --> 00:35:47,820
is it good it's amazing
953
00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:50,980
I think you pretty much made little Ozzy's life
954
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:52,019
yeah but I wish you wouldn't keep
955
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:54,460
you wouldn't spring these things on me
956
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:55,800
well like how much time
957
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,719
the rest of my life
958
00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,659
okay
959
00:36:00,739 --> 00:36:02,139
cool let me get a shot of you too
960
00:36:02,139 --> 00:36:03,199
oh my gosh
961
00:36:03,739 --> 00:36:06,119
incredible let me fix my wig
962
00:36:13,219 --> 00:36:15,139
so I got a question for you
963
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,320
yes you gotta level with me man
964
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,500
are we doing this White House thing or not
965
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,219
just let let me
966
00:36:21,219 --> 00:36:23,639
I'm a big boy I can take a bad mood
967
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,739
I wanna say yes but they haven't told me
968
00:36:26,739 --> 00:36:27,900
Jack you around
969
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,179
no no
970
00:36:28,179 --> 00:36:28,579
but they have
971
00:36:28,579 --> 00:36:30,780
they've me around because they haven't even told me
972
00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,019
when was the last time you spoke to him
973
00:36:32,019 --> 00:36:33,659
I spoke to him yesterday I left
974
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:34,820
what did they say they said
975
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,980
they would let me know within the next 48 hours
976
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,719
the latest they'll let me know is tomorrow
977
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:39,760
I think you're talking
978
00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,980
listen I'm gonna try again
979
00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:43,420
it's alright what's the matter with me
980
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:46,159
I'm not gonna bite the head of Obama's wife
981
00:36:46,619 --> 00:36:48,199
they might think you would
982
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,460
maybe you're on a watch list
983
00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:50,659
and you just don't know about it
984
00:36:50,659 --> 00:36:52,219
because you're with me oh yeah
985
00:36:52,219 --> 00:36:53,579
I'm with you you're
986
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,679
you have a clean record oh no
987
00:36:56,659 --> 00:36:57,760
but um
988
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,099
I'm not giving up hope
989
00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:01,500
if you're telling me you're not me
990
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,159
I'm gonna believe you I'm not look out
991
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:18,119
I did hear back from the White House hello
992
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:19,139
actually yeah
993
00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:21,599
we're actually planning on leaving tomorrow
994
00:37:21,659 --> 00:37:22,880
tomorrow afternoon
995
00:37:24,099 --> 00:37:25,400
oh really
996
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:29,719
and we got shut down
997
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,940
apparently there's just too many things going on
998
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:36,280
the president is leaving in a in a couple days for Cuba
999
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,460
it's just too crazy and they couldn't slide us in
1000
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:42,840
the next best option that I do have though uh
1001
00:37:43,059 --> 00:37:45,880
is the British Embassy and uh
1002
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:50,079
the British Embassy is accepting us with open arms
1003
00:37:50,699 --> 00:37:51,800
mind Faja
1004
00:37:52,539 --> 00:37:53,519
oh Jack
1005
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:56,340
that was fun yesterday that was a lot of fun yesterday
1006
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,920
so what's happening today got some bad news
1007
00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:02,340
what's the name the White House
1008
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:05,480
they could not accommodate us oh
1009
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,179
you knew all along that you're winding me up no
1010
00:38:09,179 --> 00:38:10,179
I didn't I didn't know
1011
00:38:10,179 --> 00:38:11,780
they they only told me this morning
1012
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:14,820
that ain't very cool do this to me all the time
1013
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,579
I was really looking forward to
1014
00:38:16,579 --> 00:38:18,219
going to the White House yeah
1015
00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:19,659
but I got something which is
1016
00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:21,000
might be a little bit better
1017
00:38:21,019 --> 00:38:22,960
how can you get better than the White House
1018
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,480
British Embassy what
1019
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,159
what what what what
1020
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,860
I couldn't go to the White House
1021
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,059
what they were trying to do was
1022
00:38:33,059 --> 00:38:33,940
they were trying to see if they
1023
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,079
still had the manpower to accommodate us
1024
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:36,980
but I guess
1025
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,340
they just didn't have the extra bodies available
1026
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,219
I'm disappointed
1027
00:38:40,219 --> 00:38:42,099
cause I really was looking forward to going there
1028
00:38:42,099 --> 00:38:45,039
me too go to the fucking British embassy instead
1029
00:38:45,219 --> 00:38:46,400
that's better than nothing
1030
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,179
hello hey
1031
00:38:49,179 --> 00:38:50,739
welcome to the British Ambassador's residence
1032
00:38:50,739 --> 00:38:51,940
thank you very much thank you for having us
1033
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,539
nice to meet you this is a wonderful place uh
1034
00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:56,199
opened in 1930
1035
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:58,860
just over here we have King George the 6th
1036
00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:02,099
he was the first British head of state to visit the US
1037
00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:03,460
that was a queen father wasn't it
1038
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:05,739
yep did he stay here as a head of state
1039
00:39:05,739 --> 00:39:08,000
he would have stayed traditionally in the White House
1040
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,900
I really wanted to visit the White House today
1041
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:15,079
the only problem was my son failed to get us in
1042
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,400
alright OK
1043
00:39:16,659 --> 00:39:18,219
ha ha ha you had to embarrass me
1044
00:39:18,219 --> 00:39:20,559
didn't you at least he laughed
1045
00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:23,000
he's British he was being polite
1046
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:26,000
stop being so serious lighten up
1047
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:28,940
so the White House now has a separate home
1048
00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:31,260
called Blair House and the story is
1049
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,019
Blair House was taken on
1050
00:39:33,019 --> 00:39:35,539
because Winston Churchill visited so often
1051
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,179
being an American British citizen
1052
00:39:37,179 --> 00:39:38,539
he overstayed his welcome
1053
00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:40,039
shall we say in the White House
1054
00:39:40,179 --> 00:39:41,079
so um
1055
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,219
he was he was an American citizen as well
1056
00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:43,860
his mother was an American
1057
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,219
his mother was American oh wow
1058
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,300
I didn't know that wow
1059
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,659
I had no idea about that
1060
00:39:47,659 --> 00:39:49,099
I thought that was really interesting
1061
00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:51,599
his father was his father died of syphilis
1062
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:53,539
okay
1063
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,179
didn't we burn the White House down at one point
1064
00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:56,820
uh yes
1065
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,699
we did the war of 1812
1066
00:39:58,699 --> 00:40:01,380
and British troops came into Washington and um
1067
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,500
we trashed the White House and set it alight
1068
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,980
and the reason the White House is white is
1069
00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:06,900
because they had to paint it when they rebuilt it
1070
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,980
but they've left a bit of the basement level
1071
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:11,079
where there's still all the singeing and smoke
1072
00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:11,460
wow
1073
00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:14,400
so when any prime minister comes for their first visit
1074
00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:15,820
president always takes them
1075
00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,619
to show them how we sing to the White House
1076
00:40:17,619 --> 00:40:18,420
hahaha
1077
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:19,900
so didn't you think it was cool
1078
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,059
that there's still soot marks
1079
00:40:22,059 --> 00:40:24,179
from when the British burnt down the White House
1080
00:40:24,179 --> 00:40:25,780
you know what would have been even cooler
1081
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:28,059
what if we had gone to the White House
1082
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,260
and sing them for ourselves
1083
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,679
but you couldn't get us in the go
1084
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:34,619
sorry maybe we should go out to the terrace
1085
00:40:34,619 --> 00:40:35,980
because a Winston Churchill
1086
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:38,099
on one of his visits he came out onto the terrace
1087
00:40:38,099 --> 00:40:40,340
and he addressed all staff of the embassies
1088
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,320
which is absolutely magnificent
1089
00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:47,260
so Churchill came here regularly
1090
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:49,139
obviously came a lot during World War 2
1091
00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:52,539
yeah the statue of him had one foot on British soil
1092
00:40:52,539 --> 00:40:54,539
and the other is on American soil
1093
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,219
to represent his dual citizenship
1094
00:40:57,219 --> 00:40:58,679
I think he's part of part of the
1095
00:40:59,619 --> 00:41:01,320
I'm sure he did OK
1096
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,159
check into him I will
1097
00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:05,579
I understand the Beatles came here
1098
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:06,420
they did in the
1099
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,460
so they the first concert they played in
1100
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,059
in the US was in Washington
1101
00:41:10,059 --> 00:41:11,179
there's a very famous incident
1102
00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:14,579
where some fan cut off a lock of Ringo Starr's hair
1103
00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:15,099
ha ha
1104
00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:17,219
was that the reason why I got into music really
1105
00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:18,800
that really shook the world
1106
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:20,159
Jack's out of mystery
1107
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,760
I don't understand why you go crazy about the video
1108
00:41:23,019 --> 00:41:24,139
but this at the time
1109
00:41:24,139 --> 00:41:26,380
it was like it was so amazing
1110
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:28,539
yeah and it made you feel good to be alive
1111
00:41:28,539 --> 00:41:29,719
you know yeah
1112
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,880
that's cool really cool
1113
00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:34,159
hey listen Jack
1114
00:41:34,179 --> 00:41:36,099
I ain't gonna believe you anymore
1115
00:41:36,099 --> 00:41:38,440
you piss me off all the time
1116
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,440
I was really
1117
00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:41,260
looking forward to going to the White House
1118
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,780
it's not my fault we can't go
1119
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:44,920
no but you wind me up all the
1120
00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:47,860
I wasn't winding you up I couldn't sleep
1121
00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,380
I was like thinking oh great
1122
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,860
tomorrow we go to the White House
1123
00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,380
and every time I get let down
1124
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:56,539
I saw waiting for Santa Claus and he don't turn up
1125
00:41:56,539 --> 00:41:59,219
but in future don't tell me until I'm going
1126
00:41:59,219 --> 00:42:00,920
we might be going to the White House
1127
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,440
I they
1128
00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:06,820
I this is wrong man
1129
00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:09,179
sorry I will no longer tell you what we're doing
1130
00:42:09,179 --> 00:42:10,119
before we do it thank you
1131
00:42:10,139 --> 00:42:10,820
what's the point
1132
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,500
the prince is obviously going to Washington
1133
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,260
I was really looking forward to going
1134
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:16,360
into the White House
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