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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 YTS.MX 3 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,670 Who are you? 4 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,938 Well, I'm the Devil, 5 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,940 Where are we? 6 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:50,811 We're in the 7 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,819 Now, I know this 8 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:35,389 but I promise you, 9 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,158 I actually used to like 10 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,060 Clowns. 11 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,796 I even dressed up like 12 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,666 See? That's me. 13 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,237 So now how did I go 14 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,705 Well, that's a funny 15 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,641 Now, before you even ask, 16 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,910 no, I wasn't touched by an 17 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:00,047 I wasn't abandoned by 18 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,882 And despite how this looks, 19 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,117 I really don't wanna 20 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:10,258 I just really, really, 21 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,695 Not so funny now, are you? Clown. 22 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:18,466 You know that old saying, 23 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:22,236 Well, I gotta call bullshit, 24 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,706 I think as long as there have 25 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,309 there have been 26 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,210 People who despise them. 27 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:34,147 People who want to 28 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,184 Because here's the 29 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,187 they're not funny, 30 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,222 they're not cute. 31 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:46,294 They're frightening, 32 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,961 They're fucking evil. 33 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,931 A mockery of man at our worst, 34 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,767 a monster in makeup at best. 35 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,836 And it's okay to kill monsters. 36 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,738 In fact, as crazy as it sounds, 37 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,274 that's what all the 38 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,547 That's a word that gets 39 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,148 "Crazy." 40 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,718 I wasn't born a psychopath, 41 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:14,087 but I wasn't made 42 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,024 No, I'm something different. 43 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,993 And I'm walking my own path. 44 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,162 No, don't get me wrong... 45 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,698 I don't want to just kill 46 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,769 I want to kill all 47 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,104 I'm going to kill 48 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:34,675 every single last one of them. 49 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,751 Holt, is there a single print we could use yet? 50 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,515 - No, ma'am. - Everything we have is here. 51 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,660 It all belongs to the dead guy or the apartment owner. 52 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,686 And the friend's alibi checks out? 53 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,021 - Yeah, apparently he's outta rehab in Vegas right now. 54 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,190 I think he's an entertainer or something. 55 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,892 - All right, thanks. 56 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,025 What a waste. 57 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,328 What's a waste? 58 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,231 - This case, of time. 59 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,300 Some bum brings a broad to his buddy's place, 60 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,002 she polishes his knob, cleans his clock, 61 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,570 then she cleans him out. 62 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:37,771 Case closed. 63 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,783 - So you think you got it all figured out, do you? 64 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,967 - And you have a better idea? 65 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,008 Do you? 66 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,680 - Yeah, let's just go with your theory. 67 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,894 I don't even want to know what happened in this room. 68 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,587 Tommy, this is good. 69 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,322 This is really good. 70 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,224 - Yeah? 71 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,357 You think so? 72 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,193 - I do. I definitely think your 73 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,062 writing is getting much stronger. 74 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,832 And I love how the hero killer now has a nose, 75 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,266 like a trophy. 76 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,602 But I am a bit curious, I mean... 77 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,539 Why the outside setting? 78 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,073 Does he wanna get caught? 79 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,942 - Maybe he thinks he never will. 80 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,210 - I think you know the odds are greater than that. 81 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:19,913 Everyone gets caught. 82 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,916 - Honestly, Doc... 83 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:27,588 I think I've just been feeling more inspired lately. 84 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,060 Maybe it has something to do with being back home, 85 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,233 back where it all started. 86 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,098 It makes my muse go a little mad. 87 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,602 - And are you feeling a little bit more mad lately, Tommy? 88 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,239 - Well, I haven't murdered anybody, 89 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,941 if that's what you're asking, 90 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,653 - Tommy, that's not what I'm saying at all. 91 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:52,980 I mean, you have made so much progress 92 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,215 in the last couple of years, 93 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,828 but we still have a lot of work to do. 94 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,119 - I really feel like this part of the therapy 95 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,955 is helping, Doc. 96 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,725 I spent a lot of time thinking about this story, 97 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,327 plotting out all the little details. 98 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:11,465 - Look, you started off writing as part of your therapy, 99 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,468 but now your stories are so good. 100 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,637 You should do something with them someday. 101 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,039 I mean it, Tommy. 102 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,776 You started writing your fears, you know, not facing them. 103 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,647 Have you had any episodes lately or? 104 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:31,719 - I mean, aside from seeing them at fast food franchises, 105 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,722 crazy car salesman, and all over the news. 106 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,324 Not to mention that clowns seem to be 107 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,127 the new zombies in horror movies. 108 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,328 Other than that... 109 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,197 No, I'm good, Doc. 110 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,766 - Well, I mean it, Tommy. 111 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,335 Your writing is terrific, 112 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,704 and I really hope you do something with it 113 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,340 rather than filing it away and forgetting about it. 114 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,475 - I'll think about it, Doc. I promise. 115 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:57,811 - Oh, and Tommy... 116 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,881 After reading your latest story, 117 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,718 I advise that you stay away from that... 118 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,496 - Hey, kids! 119 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,487 - Oh, hey there, young fella. 120 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,889 Long night, eh? 121 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,558 I said long night, eh? 122 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,165 I know I sure as shit could use a drink or two. 123 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,432 Oh, what's going on here? 124 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,234 Don't be messing around here, kid. 125 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:00,674 Help! 126 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:01,808 Help! 127 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:11,719 Oh, God. 128 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,453 Help us, mister. 129 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,322 Please don't hurt me. I'm just a clown. 130 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,524 Everybody loves a clown. 131 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,479 - Oh... 132 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,365 All right, hot shot. What do you got? 133 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,466 Where's the murder weapon? 134 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,129 - Still looking, sir. 135 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,665 Apparently nobody saw or heard anything. 136 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,466 And since there's no cameras back here... 137 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,644 - Well, you guys are detectives. 138 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,503 Detect already! 139 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,839 I want every single inch of these hallways searched, 140 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,974 and if the weapon's here, I want it found. 141 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,141 Now! 142 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:55,989 - What? No, Mom, of course I'm listening. 143 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,500 Yeah, I'm really excited to hear about your trip. 144 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,992 I can't wait. 145 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,961 Mom, I'm not dating Jason anymore. 146 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,296 It just didn't work out, that's why. 147 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,113 He spent all of his time on social networks 148 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,338 and not in the real world. 149 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,841 Yeah, I know, I know. 150 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,974 I liked him too. 151 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,042 - Hello, Eden. 152 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,510 Do... you have a minute? 153 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,546 I mean, I'll come back. 154 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,547 - Bastian, I'm on my way out. 155 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,915 Can we do this Monday, please? 156 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:22,816 - Yeah, right. 157 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:23,950 Sorry. Sorry. 158 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,419 - No, Mom. 159 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,955 No, it was Bastian. He works here. 160 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,223 No, not my type. 161 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,727 - Come on, kitten. Let's go already! 162 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,529 The party starts meow! 163 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,665 - Shelly, it's my mom. Okay? 164 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,300 Can I meet you there later? 165 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,978 - Better hurry up! I don't wanna be left alone 166 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,503 with the cougars 167 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,438 and the vultures all by myself. 168 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,507 - You'll be fine. Just go. 169 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,743 - Fine. Tell your mom I said hi. 170 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,980 - Sorry, Mom. It was Shelly. 171 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,050 - Yeah, we're going to a bachelorette party, 172 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,318 and she's waiting on me. 173 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,758 All right, look. 174 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,227 Look, Mom, I gotta go. Okay? 175 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,561 Yeah, I'll be careful tonight. 176 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,631 I love you too. 177 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,205 All right, call me when you get back. 178 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,101 Bye. 179 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,115 - Busy night? 180 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,485 - Calm before the storm, my man. 181 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,521 Bachelorette party's coming in later. 182 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,089 That's gonna be nuts. 183 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,058 - I don't know, man. 184 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,036 Room full of chicks all looking to have a good time? 185 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,404 Sounds like the perfect place to be for me. 186 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,629 - Your funeral. 187 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,064 What you drinkin'? 188 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,598 - Whiskey. Irish, please. 189 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,567 - Where's that damn mall rat at? 190 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,802 I'm not even supposed to be here today. 191 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,784 What are you gawking at? It's just makeup. 192 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,247 Mind your own business! 193 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,503 You want to take a picture, Rooster Boy? 194 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,695 It'll last longer. 195 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,071 Everybody loves a clown. 196 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,310 - Oh. I'm sorry. 197 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,477 - Me too. 198 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,515 Thank you. 199 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,117 I gotta go, you know? 200 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,501 Oh, yeah! 201 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,763 - Look, I was outta line earlier. 202 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,896 - Nah, man. 203 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,199 Don't worry about it. 204 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,201 I was being a dick. Sorry. 205 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,436 I do so many of these shows, these girls try to... 206 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,938 They just get too wild. 207 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,007 Let me buy you a drink, make it up to you. 208 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,385 Bartender, let me get two whiskeys. 209 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,877 One for me and my buddy here. 210 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,955 Hey, man. 211 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,332 I'm gonna go take a piss real quick. 212 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,491 I'll be right back. 213 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,959 - Yeah, yeah. Me too. 214 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,635 You again. 215 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,670 - Yeah, me again. 216 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,972 I just wanted to say bye. 217 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,109 Maybe I'll see you around? 218 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,078 - Yeah, I'd like that. I'd really like that. 219 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,181 - I guess I better... 220 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,482 - Yeah, me too. 221 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,087 - Oh, this feels so good. 222 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,221 Oh... 223 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,717 I don't even know your name. 224 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,641 - Oh, hey. Oh, shit. 225 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,977 I'm sorry. 226 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,831 I was just wondering if you were still here. 227 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,181 Wow, is he okay? 228 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,284 - Yeah, he's fine. 229 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,687 Just had a little bit too much to drink, but he'll be fine. 230 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,408 He'll have a killer headache in the morning. 231 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:36,963 - Hey, listen, I was... 232 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,032 This might be a little bit too forward, 233 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,900 but I was wondering if you might wanna 234 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,794 stick around for a while, maybe grab a drink. 235 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,970 Unless you're- 236 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,807 - Yeah, yeah, I'd love that. 237 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,809 Let me just, let me finish taking care of him, 238 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,844 and I can meet you back inside? 239 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,546 - Okay. 240 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354 - Where were we? 241 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,521 Oh, yeah. 242 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,358 You die. 243 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,502 - No, oh God. No, no, please. 244 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,360 Please, no. 245 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,328 Oh, God. - God? 246 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,529 - Yeah, yeah. Why? 247 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,832 - There's no God for you, Clown. 248 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,671 Then again, maybe today's your lucky day. 249 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,907 - Yeah. Yeah, please. 250 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,211 Yeah, yeah. - I don't know. 251 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,912 You think there's any chance that 252 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,481 a girl like that, a guy like me... 253 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,517 - I do. I really, really do. 254 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,450 I think that you two are meant to be together. 255 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,753 Please. I won't say a word. 256 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,222 Just let me go. Please. 257 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,159 Please. I promise. 258 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,695 Thank you. Thank God. 259 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,829 - You're welcome. 260 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,708 - Hey. 261 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,210 Your friend okay? 262 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,344 - Who? 263 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,381 Oh, he's not my friend. 264 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,118 I mean, I don't really know him, but he's fine. 265 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,033 Trust me. He's not doing a thing right now. 266 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,399 - Well, I think it's really nice that you helped out a stranger. 267 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,383 You don't see a lot of that in this world anymore. 268 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,165 - So... 269 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,466 - So... 270 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,169 - Why is this so awkward? 271 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,273 - Right? Like, 272 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,142 I've been rehearsing what to say to you all night. 273 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,945 Ah, man, that was out loud, wasn't it? 274 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,079 - Yeah. 275 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,450 Hey, don't worry. Me too. 276 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,086 - Can we just start drinking now? 277 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,113 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I'd like that. 278 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,492 - Forgive me, I'm Tommy. 279 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,625 - Eden. 280 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,896 - You wanna pick your poison, Eden? 281 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,598 - No. - No? 282 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,731 It doesn't work for you? 283 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,701 No. 284 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,238 - Oh, man. Closing time already. 285 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,241 Feels like we just met. 286 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,681 - Well... 287 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,015 Just because the bar's done, doesn't mean we have to be, 288 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,888 We could go to my place and and watch a movie or something. 289 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,057 Or is that too forward? 290 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,533 - You comin' or what? 291 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,235 It's just a movie. I swear. 292 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,369 You can trust me. 293 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,153 - What movie we gonna watch? 294 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,016 - Hey. 295 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,508 Sorry, I didn't wanna wake you. 296 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,944 - That's sweet. Thanks. 297 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,112 I'm just glad you didn't sneak out, actually. 298 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,315 - Why would I want to do that? 299 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,418 You'd be surprised. 300 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,021 Wow, I can't believe it's almost noon. 301 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,457 I never sleep this late. 302 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,427 - Well... 303 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,830 That'll happen when you stay up all night. 304 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,971 - I must say, you have rather impressive stamina. 305 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,272 - Thanks. 306 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,877 And I must say, you have a rather 307 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,381 impressive film collection. 308 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,583 I love the "Living Dead Girl" series. 309 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,594 I grew up watching them, but you've got some 310 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,286 I've never even heard of. 311 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,997 - Yeah, it should be an impressive collection. 312 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,189 She's my mother. 313 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,791 - You're fucking kidding me. 314 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,862 Debbie di Prima is your mom? 315 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,931 The Debbie di Prima? 316 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:13,933 That's so awesome! 317 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,405 Are you hungry? 318 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:21,608 I know a great little pizza place not far from here. 319 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,211 I don't know about you, but... 320 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,514 Staying up all night really makes me hungry. 321 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,652 - Yeah, I'm starving, actually. 322 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,086 I'd love to. 323 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,822 Let me freshen up? 324 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,990 - Take your time. I'll be right here. 325 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,110 Things were quiet in my head 326 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,312 of days after that. 327 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,149 Well, quieter anyway. 328 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,919 Maybe it's because my heart 329 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:12,692 I just could not get 330 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,761 In fact, she was all 331 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,666 We talked, we texted, 332 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,270 But you know what they say. 333 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,038 Old habits die hard. 334 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,709 Especially when those 335 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,054 - Thank you guys so much for helping us move. 336 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,622 - Yeah. We couldn't have done it without you. 337 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,223 I mean, we could've, but it would have been a 338 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,315 huge pain in the ass. 339 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,950 - Well, it was my pleasure. 340 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,319 Happy to help some of Eden's friends. 341 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,089 Besides, I'll pretty much do anything for a beer and a taco. 342 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,925 - You're a cheap date. 343 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,698 - Yeah, but that's why you love me, right? 344 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,998 - So, I love the new place. 345 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,900 I can't wait to see what you guys do with it. 346 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,903 - Oh, my baby's got plans, all right. Don't you? 347 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,638 - Yeah. I might have a few ideas. 348 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,880 - Um, Tommy... 349 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:08,748 What's wrong? You okay? 350 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,316 - Um... 351 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,186 There's a clown that just came in. 352 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,322 Goddammit, don't look at. 353 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,090 It'll come over here. Please. 354 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,628 - Tommy has a thing with clowns. 355 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,830 He really doesn't like them. 356 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,833 - No, Eden, I fucking hate them. 357 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:33,172 - All right, just look at me, okay? 358 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,140 Not over there, not at it. 359 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,708 Look at me, all right? 360 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,144 All right? - Okay. I'm sorry. 361 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:39,277 It's just... 362 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,850 - Hey, can you please go to the next table? 363 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:47,353 - How about a pretty balloon for a pretty lady? 364 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,525 How about three balloons for pretty ladies? 365 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,665 - You need to leave now, please. 366 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:05,237 I said leave, clown. 367 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,807 I really don't like clowns, 368 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,642 and I really don't want you here. 369 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,254 - It's okay. Let's just move. 370 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,480 - No way, fuck that. 371 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,083 You need to leave, now! 372 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,865 If you do not fucking leave right fucking now, 373 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,257 I will stab you in the throat with my fucking fork! 374 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,391 - Tommy! 375 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,230 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 376 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,832 It's just a misunderstanding, okay? 377 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:33,766 All right? 378 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,201 Okay. Okay. 379 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,035 Okay. 380 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,590 - Hold on. I've gotta take this. 381 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:58,757 Sit tight. 382 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,794 Hello? 383 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,263 Hey, Tommy, it's Eden. 384 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:08,467 - Oh, hey, you. 385 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,641 I wasn't sure if I was going to hear from you again. 386 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:13,472 Do you have 387 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,174 - For you? Absolutely, I do. 388 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,578 Look, about the 389 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,450 What was that? 390 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,818 - What? 391 00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,153 Nothing. 392 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:28,888 Look, about that. 393 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,957 Eden, I owe you an apology. 394 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,059 I behaved like a complete dick. 395 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:36,763 That wasn't fair to you or your friends. 396 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:41,567 I just really, really have a thing about clowns, 397 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,369 especially ones with red balloons. 398 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,473 It was just too much. I'm sorry. 399 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,641 Can you forgive me? 400 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:53,245 I think that 401 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,515 So, are you busy? 402 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,384 Do you wanna maybe come over? 403 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:06,257 - You know, 404 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,528 I just wrapped up my errand. 405 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:10,595 Be there in 20? 406 00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,028 - You're early. 407 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,496 - What can I say? Just couldn't wait to see you. 408 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,649 Look, about the restaurant. 409 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,518 - Tommy, I'm so sorry. 410 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,387 I know you told me you hated clowns, 411 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,857 but I kinda thought you were just exaggerating. 412 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,427 If I would've known that it was gonna bother you so bad, 413 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,797 I would never let her come over to our table. 414 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,767 - I know. It's just... 415 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,603 Most people think I'm joking, 416 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,906 but it's a serious problem. It even has a name. 417 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:32,044 Coulrophobia. The fear and hatred of clowns. 418 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:33,946 Lots of people have it. 419 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,450 I just have a really bad case of it. 420 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:41,220 Sometimes I get panic attacks from it. 421 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,689 Sometimes I... 422 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,691 Well, that's how it happened. 423 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:49,762 It's like I sort of step outside myself, 424 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,933 and watch everything from afar. 425 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:59,738 My therapist says it's a disease, not a condition. 426 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,741 - Your therapist? 427 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,477 Are you crazy? 428 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:07,689 Because you're supposed to tell someone on the first date 429 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:08,747 if you're crazy. 430 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,416 That's the rule. 431 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,554 And yeah, I've heard of coulrophobia. 432 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,741 I know a thing or two about clowns, believe it or not. 433 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,201 - Christ, don't tell me you're a- 434 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,893 - God. No, no. 435 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,129 I just knew someone who was once. 436 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:25,563 - Really? 437 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:27,966 Do tell. 438 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,070 - Well, my dad. 439 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:35,774 Or the guy who was supposed to be my father, I should say. 440 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,077 He was a clown. 441 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,512 The clown, actually. 442 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,281 His name was Giggles, 443 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:45,017 but they called him the "Clown King" back in his day. 444 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,151 - Was? 445 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,121 I'm sorry. When did he pass? 446 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,622 No. 447 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,492 The only thing that man ever passed was out, 448 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,927 for most of my life. 449 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,895 He and my mom split up when I was little. 450 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:01,333 I haven't seen him for years. 451 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,970 - Sounds like you have a good reason to hate clowns too. 452 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,538 - Maybe just the one. 453 00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,140 They don't really bother me. 454 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,676 What about you? Do all clowns freak you out? 455 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,211 Or just certain ones? 456 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:16,482 Ooh, what about the clown marionette from "Poltergeist"? 457 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,018 - Okay... 458 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:23,089 That one, completely fucking terrifying. 459 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,825 In fact, I think that may have been what 460 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,559 pushed me over the edge when I was a kid. 461 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:30,997 Well, that and... 462 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,130 And what? 463 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,167 - Nothing. 464 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,536 I mean, there's some other stuff, 465 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,439 but let's save that for another date. 466 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,574 - Come on, you can't just 467 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:44,510 tease me like that. 468 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,445 Let the skeleton out of the closet. 469 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:47,914 I promise, I won't laugh. 470 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,315 - I know you won't laugh. 471 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,484 That's kinda what I'm afraid of. 472 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:53,618 - Hey... 473 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,957 You can tell me, when you're ready. 474 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,491 You can talk to me. 475 00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:03,129 I wanna know all about you. 476 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:05,965 - I'm afraid of that too. 477 00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:08,152 - Tommy, you can tell me anything. 478 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,202 When you want to, that is. 479 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:14,505 - I know. 480 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,843 I will, I swear. 481 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:21,247 It's just, you know how I told you 482 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,215 my parents died when I was a kid? 483 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,349 - Yeah. 484 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,653 Well, what happened to them? If you don't mind me asking. 485 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,058 - I... 486 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,561 Don't really remember. 487 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:39,498 I mean, I do, but... 488 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,536 It's more like memories of memories, 489 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,039 if that makes any sense. 490 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,944 Some things are still fuzzy. 491 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,913 It's not that they died... 492 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,984 It's how. 493 00:31:58,117 --> 00:31:59,885 - Still no sign of your folks, Tommy? 494 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,097 Well, it's your birthday, 495 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,265 and I'm sure they've got something really special 496 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:14,399 planned for you today. 497 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,769 They'll be here any minute. 498 00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:18,903 You'll see. 499 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:19,937 - Move your buns, hun. 500 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,607 - Coming, coming. 501 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:22,975 - Cleo, come on. 502 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,056 Okay. 503 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:38,800 - You sure everyone's at the park already? 504 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:39,824 - Absolutely. They're 505 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,086 just waiting on us to bring the birthday boy. 506 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:46,076 - All right, take a right. - I'm taking a right here. 507 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:47,872 Do you see where we're at on the map? 508 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,101 - I think so. 509 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,335 - What's it say? 510 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,971 "Pork? Park?" 511 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,774 Where's the party? 512 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,344 Ah, shit with words. 513 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,184 - Have you figured it out yet? 514 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,060 - Just take a left here. 515 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,762 - Ugh... but he's making a left here. 516 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,698 - Well, just take a left. 517 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,134 - You've made us do four left turns in a row. 518 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,835 We're essentially going in a circle. 519 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,209 - We are not going in a circle. 520 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,338 - Dale, get us here. 521 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,695 Worst drunk ever. Oh, now he's throwing shit at us. 522 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:51,163 Ignore him, he's drunk. 523 00:33:57,069 --> 00:33:58,870 - Fuck, this motherfucker's taunting us. 524 00:33:59,004 --> 00:33:59,871 I'm ending his ass. 525 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:01,540 No, calm down. 526 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,857 - Tommy, I had no idea. 527 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:24,263 I am so, so sorry. 528 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,907 If I would've known, I would've never let that- 529 00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,065 - Hey, I know. 530 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:29,567 I know. 531 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,140 It's just... 532 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,342 It's not something I've ever really talked about. 533 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,611 Or at least, I never have. 534 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,881 Maybe that's a good thing? 535 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,519 - No wonder you're afraid of clowns. 536 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,090 - Eden, I'm not afraid of them. 537 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,927 I hate them. 538 00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,865 - Isn't hate the same thing as fear? 539 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,302 - You want to be my therapist? 540 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,973 Come on! It wasn't that scary. 541 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,409 - No, it was, which was awesome. 542 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,979 It was also freezing in there, and you're really warm. 543 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,414 - Oh, excuse me. - I'm sorry. 544 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,015 Dr. Lee. 545 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:21,587 Uh, Dr. Lee, this is my girlfriend, Eden. 546 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:25,391 Eden, this is my therapist, Dr. Lee. 547 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,994 It's cool, Doc. Full disclosure. 548 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,198 - So, which movie did you guys see tonight? 549 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,475 - "Family Possessions." It's really creepy if 550 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:35,701 if you're nto that sort of thing. 551 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:36,868 - Oh, me? No. I actually 552 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:39,271 never liked horror movies. 553 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,607 I had a bad experience once when I was a kid. 554 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,975 I'm going to see "A Chance of Snow." 555 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,744 I love the director. 556 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:47,713 So, um... 557 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,157 well, I have to go inside now, 558 00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,516 but it was nice meeting you, 559 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,584 and I'll see you next week, right? 560 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:53,951 - Sure will, Doc. 561 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:55,321 - Have a good night. 562 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,527 Welcome back to 563 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,495 I'm Jack J. Jackson. 564 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:06,498 Breaking news in the 565 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,834 We've just received 566 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:12,404 has declared a mistrial 567 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:16,508 The BHBJ viewers may recall 568 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,645 when one juror jumped 569 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,713 and tried to attack 570 00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:26,318 As a result, all charges of 571 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,520 have been dropped. 572 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:29,654 Dropped! 573 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,691 Prosecutors are scrambling 574 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,493 to put together new 575 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,960 Klutzo! Jack J Jackson 576 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:37,972 from "The Real Story with Jack 577 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,076 "Tell me, how does it feel 578 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:42,434 to be released on a 579 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,701 the heinous nature of the 580 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,905 Are you at all 581 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,274 that one of the jurors 582 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,941 by the description 583 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,510 that they felt the 584 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:56,948 There you have it. Clowns. 585 00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:00,686 Innocent bystanders, 586 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:03,121 playing on the childish 587 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,090 You have to decide. 588 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,759 This is Jack J.Jackson 589 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,094 - Clown lives don't matter! 590 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,796 Creeps off the street! 591 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,364 - Clown lives don't matter! 592 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:13,965 - Creeps off the street! 593 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:15,801 - Clown lives don't matter! 594 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,202 - Creeps off the street! 595 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,770 - Clown lives don't matter! 596 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,572 - Creeps off the street! 597 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,073 - Clown lives don't matter! 598 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,609 - Creeps off the street! 599 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,976 Clown lives don't matter! 600 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,645 - Creeps off the street! 601 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,647 - Clown lives don't matter! 602 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,115 - Creeps off the street! 603 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,083 - Clown lives don't matter! 604 00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,486 - Creeps off the street! 605 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,261 - You fucking monster. 606 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,800 They're just... 607 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,374 You die, clown. 608 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,335 God damn kids. 609 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,104 No one stands up to Klutzo the Clown. 610 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,237 No one! 611 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,608 I swear, the next little bastard I get my hands on, 612 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,612 I'm gonna take it all out on him. 613 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:15,881 He is gonna get it! 614 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,837 One of these days, they're all gonna get it. 615 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,956 And I'm the one that's gonna give it to 'em. 616 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,760 Oh, I am so gonna give it to 'em! 617 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,433 Well, looks like it's just you and me tonight, handsome. 618 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:54,919 Oh, oh! 619 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,824 Help me! Help me! 620 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,629 - Help you? 621 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:05,963 Like you... 622 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:10,936 Helped all those kids? 623 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,640 Those children? 624 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:19,444 You sick fuck. 625 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,179 You know what? 626 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,184 Today is your lucky day. 627 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,019 I'd be happy to help you. 628 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:32,958 But, it's not gonna be easy. 629 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,091 No, no, no. 630 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:38,063 It's not enough that we face our fears... 631 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,833 You have to destroy them. 632 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:46,337 And well, since you don't really have a face anymore... 633 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:53,044 I'm just gonna have to improvise. 634 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,184 Shut the fuck up! 635 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,729 - What the hell happened to his face? 636 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,397 - It gets worse, actually. 637 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,399 - His fucking face is melted off. 638 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,267 How could it possibly get any worse? 639 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,936 - Ask me about his genitals. 640 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,005 - Please, don't make me. 641 00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:21,139 - Just ask. 642 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,508 - What about his genitals? 643 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:26,612 - We have no idea where they are. 644 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,314 - Jesus. Somebody really fucking hates clowns. 645 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,682 - That's what I'm afraid of. 646 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:31,816 - What? 647 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:33,284 - Well, this is the third dead clown in 648 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:34,419 as many weeks, right? 649 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,121 - I guess. And? 650 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,422 - Doesn't it seem a little- 651 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:38,690 - You were gonna say funny, weren't you? 652 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:39,691 - I was gonna say odd. 653 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,727 - Bull fucking shit. 654 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,296 Three, huh? 655 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:46,464 - Well, technically, the second one was a mime. 656 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,233 But yeah, three. 657 00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:49,801 - And if two is a pattern... 658 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,469 - Then three's a... 659 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:52,470 - Shit. 660 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,672 - Yeah. 661 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,959 Something tells me this shit ain't over yet. 662 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,551 Maybe we got lucky and it's a pissed off parent? 663 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,575 - Maybe. 664 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,479 Kids? 665 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:03,749 He got off easy. Fucking monster. 666 00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:09,853 - So the report came back on that strangle vic 667 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,565 from a few weeks ago. The guy who lived there said 668 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,789 his friend used to be a clown. 669 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,392 - A clown? - That's what he said. 670 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,293 Apparently he used to be pretty good too. 671 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,797 He used to do a thing with handkerchiefs. 672 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:21,065 - A clown. 673 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,168 Hey, wait. I need you 674 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,412 to pull all the unsolved murders and missing persons 675 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,876 for the last two, make it four weeks. 676 00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:27,905 - You got it. 677 00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:30,384 - You think we missed something? - I think we missed them' 678 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,176 cause we didn't know what to look for. 679 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:32,309 - Where are we heading? 680 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,388 - The one place you go when you want to learn something. 681 00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:35,412 Back to school. 682 00:43:43,889 --> 00:43:44,889 - Good, kid. 683 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,930 Looks real nice. 684 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,600 You guys are a bunch of cutups. 685 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:00,839 Gentlemen. 686 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,007 Oh. 687 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,541 Detectives, I'm sorry. 688 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,510 How can I help you? 689 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,163 - Detective Mueller, Detective Vasquez. 690 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,247 - You the guy who runs the circus? 691 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,183 - Joey Z, at your service. 692 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,194 Welcome. 693 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,996 What can I do for you? 694 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,998 - We're looking into some recent incidents, 695 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:29,835 and we need to know if you've had any problems lately. 696 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,973 - Problem, Officers? 697 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,207 - Problems. 698 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,343 Any fights? Anyone flunk out? 699 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:41,046 Swear revenge? Drugs? 700 00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:46,852 - The only problems here are about 701 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:49,721 when somebody steals a clown gag. 702 00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:50,855 Come on, what's going on? 703 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,694 It's about the disappearances, isn't it? 704 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,673 Word travels fast around here. 705 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,600 We're a pretty big family. 706 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,045 - What about anyone making threats here? 707 00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:07,238 Or someone who hates clowns, maybe? 708 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,074 Or someone who holds a grudge against you- 709 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,076 - You people? 710 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,780 - I was gonna say you entertainer types, actually. 711 00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:18,349 Now look, if anyone comes to mind, give us a call. 712 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:21,495 - Hey, Joey. The three o'clock's about to start. 713 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:22,519 They need those pies. 714 00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:26,925 - A lot of people hate clowns. 715 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:31,562 I'll call you, if I find anything funny. 716 00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:42,874 - What do you think? 717 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,409 - I think he's scared. 718 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,477 Could see it in his eyes. 719 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,979 If he knew anything, he would've 720 00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,113 told us in a heartbeat. 721 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:09,634 - So the thing is, is it's not really about the prop. 722 00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:13,038 It's about connecting with your audience. 723 00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:16,141 You're performing. 724 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:18,243 It's not about what you do, 725 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:21,312 as much as it is about making the audience feel. 726 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,817 You, your presence on the stage. 727 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,988 It's part of the performance. 728 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:33,758 That's really... 729 00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:35,526 That's really a... 730 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,428 That's really a... 731 00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:01,352 - Janitor says this place should be packed with clowns. 732 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,721 He came in this morning, not a soul. 733 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:06,591 No students, no Joey Z, nobody. 734 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:10,395 And my guess is? That's why. 735 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,797 - Tech just pulled this off the HVAC unit. 736 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,600 Whoever hooked this up knew exactly what they were doing. 737 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:20,972 - Why would he gas and kidnap the entire classroom? 738 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,574 Why not just waste them all and be done with it? 739 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,710 - Maybe it's too quick and easy. 740 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,212 Maybe he wants them to suffer. 741 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,317 - Fourteen, detectives! 742 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,819 That's how many bodies we found in the back of that van, 743 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:37,822 like some goddamn clown car from hell! 744 00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:41,226 And you mean to tell me we don't have any goddamn leads? 745 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,528 - Well, sir, we're waiting on a report. 746 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,997 - No, Captain. No, we don't. 747 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:49,534 - You mean with all the cameras in this whole fuckin' town, 748 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,903 nobody has seen anything? 749 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,372 That doesn't make any goddamn sense! 750 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:57,042 - Captain, nothing about this guy makes any sense. 751 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,177 He's got no M.O. 752 00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:00,778 Hell, we can't even find a print. 753 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,156 - Well, you better find a print. 754 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,182 You better find a lead. 755 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,160 Because the media's getting ready to turn this into a- 756 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:07,785 - Circus, Captain? 757 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:10,088 - I was gonna say shit show, Detective. 758 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,890 There are 14 innocent bodies in the back of that van. 759 00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:15,126 Now, I want you to find that bastard 760 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,395 before any more bodies pile up. 761 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:18,729 You get me? 762 00:48:18,863 --> 00:48:20,265 - Yes, Captain. - Yes, Captain. 763 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,398 - Shut the door. 764 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,936 And tell the Mayor she can suck my dick. 765 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,706 - You're making that call. 766 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,485 What are you thinking? - I'm thinking if we don't 767 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:32,910 find out who's doing this, 768 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,098 we're gonna wish we were in the back of that van. 769 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,050 - I wonder what that psycho is gonna do next. 770 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,388 - Hey there. 771 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,090 Hungry? 772 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:35,566 - Yippee-ki-yay, you rubber nose fuck! 773 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,602 - Come on, man! 774 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:39,003 You don't have do this! 775 00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:41,806 I got a wife! 776 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,174 I got a family, man! 777 00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:44,308 I got kids! 778 00:50:46,211 --> 00:50:49,914 I got a dog, man. I got a dog! 779 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,211 - Dr. Lee? Courtney? 780 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:21,546 - Eden, right? 781 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:22,747 - How are you? 782 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,215 - Where's Tommy? Is he okay? 783 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:27,952 - He's fine. I mean, I think so. 784 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:30,888 It's just, um... 785 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,625 A couple of things have happened lately with clowns 786 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,994 that have me kind of worried. 787 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:38,688 - Eden, look, I really can't talk to you 788 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,964 about my sessions with Tommy. 789 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,832 And that would completely betray 790 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:43,968 any doctor-patient confidentiality. 791 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,304 - No, I know. I'm not asking that. 792 00:51:47,572 --> 00:51:48,572 It's just... 793 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:50,875 I don't know. 794 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,977 I know I haven't known him that long... 795 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:59,083 But seeing that side of him, it was like he was- 796 00:51:59,317 --> 00:52:01,819 - Like he was an entirely different person? 797 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,921 Look, normally I don't speak to 798 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,423 a patient's significant other. 799 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:07,057 - I know, I know. 800 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:09,260 But he did say full disclosure, right? 801 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,396 So that has to count for something, doesn't it? 802 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:17,034 - You know, I can tell that you mean a lot to him. 803 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,969 And certainly he means a lot to you. 804 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:23,508 Why don't you take a walk with me? 805 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:34,624 So, Eden, how much do you really know 806 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:35,886 about Tommy's childhood? 807 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,289 - I mean, some, you know? 808 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:39,590 Just what he's told me. 809 00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:47,232 I know his parents died when he was young. 810 00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:49,343 And he told me about the clown with the red balloons 811 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:51,001 right before it happened. 812 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:54,639 I know about the time he spent here. 813 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,041 About his coulrophobia. 814 00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,511 - His parents didn't just die... 815 00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:02,046 They were killed by that clown. 816 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,282 - Oh my God. 817 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,717 - I mean, at least that's how Tommy sees it. 818 00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:10,488 It's a horrible accident, I know. 819 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:12,257 But in Tommy's mind, 820 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,325 it wasn't a person who murdered his parents, 821 00:53:14,459 --> 00:53:16,060 it was that clown. 822 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,663 And it wasn't until about 10 years later 823 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:21,999 where Tommy's fear and hatred of clowns truly began. 824 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:24,235 - Angela, I'm home. 825 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:26,636 Angela? 826 00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:27,672 - Tommy. 827 00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,607 Hey, Tommy, this is... 828 00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:31,809 - I know, who he is. 829 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,612 - Look, kid, I- 830 00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:35,746 - You killed my parents, you son of a bitch! 831 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,081 I'm gonna kill you! 832 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,214 - Tommy! 833 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,784 - Look, kid. I've been thinking 834 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:41,286 for ten years about what to say, 835 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:42,753 and I'm gonna say it, 836 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:46,524 - Tommy, just hear him out, please! 837 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:50,528 - I know it was my fault, but I was driving the van. 838 00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:52,930 But it was that clown. That goddamn clown. 839 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,063 It was him! 840 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,701 He made me do it. 841 00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:59,470 - You said your peace. 842 00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:01,105 I think you should go now, okay? 843 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:07,578 - You gotta believe me. It was all that damn clown. 844 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,612 You goddamn clown! 845 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,317 Fuckin' asshole. 846 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:08,272 Police, freeze! 847 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,140 He's got a knife! 848 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,013 He's alive! We got a live one! 849 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,214 Get an EMT in here, now! 850 00:55:17,348 --> 00:55:18,449 - Oh my God. 851 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,387 I had no idea. 852 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:24,288 He was just a little boy. 853 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,626 No wonder he can't stand clowns. 854 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:30,361 - Well, it's not just that, Eden. 855 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,897 I mean, that night in the theater, 856 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,400 he suffered a mental breakdown. 857 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:39,003 You know? And when someone experiences that kind of trauma, 858 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:42,272 it could completely fracture their psyche for years. 859 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,376 - So what are you saying, exactly? 860 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:48,413 - What I'm saying is that he's demonized them 861 00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:51,248 to the point where he doesn't see a person, 862 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:52,850 he sees a monster. 863 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,152 And not in the literal sense, 864 00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:56,821 and certainly not any longer. 865 00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:59,657 But if you want him to be happy, 866 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:04,261 you can no longer have him encounter clowns at all. 867 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:07,197 - Okay, so what if... 868 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,403 There were someone that used to be a clown 869 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:13,537 that isn't anymore? 870 00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:17,241 Do you think that would still count? 871 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:21,278 Like somebody he could sit down with and talk to. 872 00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:24,682 Someone that could show him that clowns are just normal, 873 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,226 fucked up people like the rest of us, you know? 874 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:27,952 Not monsters. 875 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,854 - I think that's a really bad idea. 876 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:34,058 Eden, you know, we can't predict how Tommy will react. 877 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:38,763 And I know you wanna help him, but I advise you not to. 878 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:42,132 And you just don't know what could happen, unfortunately, 879 00:56:42,266 --> 00:56:44,201 with these circumstances, okay? 880 00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:45,769 - Okay. 881 00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:47,937 I understand. 882 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:00,884 Hey, Mom. 883 00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:04,889 Hey, what are you up to? 884 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,591 Do you wanna maybe grab dinner tonight? 885 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,760 Okay. Uh huh. 886 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:11,371 Yeah, I'll see you there around seven. 887 00:57:11,395 --> 00:57:12,395 Sound good? 888 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,032 All right, thanks. Bye. 889 00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:18,302 - Excuse me. 890 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,739 Terribly sorry, but aren't you Debbie di Prima. 891 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:24,008 - It's Deborah, darling. 892 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,043 And yes, I am. 893 00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:28,679 - I hate to bother you... 894 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,247 Could I trouble you for an autograph? 895 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,282 I'm a really big fan of yours. 896 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,318 - Oh, but of course. 897 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,986 Anything for a fan. 898 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,523 - You are so amazing. 899 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:39,990 Isn't she something? 900 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,125 - Yes, she is. 901 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,428 - Here. 902 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,096 - Thank you so much, Deborah. 903 00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:48,331 Ciao. 904 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:52,937 - Sorry about that, dear. 905 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:54,070 Now, where were we? 906 00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:56,140 - Ah, yes, Tommy. 907 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:57,874 - Well... 908 00:57:59,744 --> 00:58:02,479 It's about Malcolm, my father. 909 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:04,615 I need to find him. 910 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:05,916 - Eden! 911 00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:10,688 Why would you want to open that can of tequila worms? 912 00:58:10,755 --> 00:58:13,190 You know he'll never change! 913 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,460 He is the same, selfish, delusional drunk 914 00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:18,829 he has always been. 915 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,007 - Well, you married him, so what's that say about you? 916 00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:22,867 - Right. 917 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,636 It says I was a fool. 918 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:29,607 A fool for a silver tongued devil with golden words. 919 00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:33,477 And those eyes. 920 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,945 Oh god, those eyes. 921 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,482 So you were in love then? 922 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:41,719 - For a very short while, yes. 923 00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:45,790 - So, you know how I feel? 924 00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:51,061 I'd do anything for Tommy, 925 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,635 even if it means making peace with... 926 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,600 Malcolm. 927 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,235 - Well, so tell me, what is Tommy's issue? 928 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,038 - Well, he's afraid of clowns. 929 00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:03,608 Terrified, actually. 930 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,409 And I thought that- 931 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,544 - Wait, you thought that sitting him down 932 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:12,016 across the table from his worst nightmare was a good idea? 933 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,884 - I don't know. 934 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,896 I just thought, maybe if he could talk to somebody 935 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,588 who used to be a clown, 936 00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,356 he could see that they're just people 937 00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:22,727 under all that makeup and wigs and big shoes. 938 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,595 - Oh, I don't know, Eden. 939 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:28,465 It does not sound like a good idea. 940 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,934 - That's what his therapist said. 941 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,636 -Oh! So his therapist and 942 00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,738 your mother both agree, 943 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,307 and you still won't listen? 944 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:39,801 - Would you have listened to your mom when you were in love? 945 00:59:39,844 --> 00:59:43,948 - Ah, you're in love now, are you, darling? 946 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:48,719 And you think your father can actually help with this issue? 947 00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:51,321 - Well, I don't think he could make things any worse. 948 00:59:51,455 --> 00:59:54,291 - It's Malcolm Fossor, darling. 949 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:58,062 That man can always make things worse. 950 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,267 Oh... 951 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:07,071 - Please. 952 01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:08,639 Please, Mom. 953 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,274 - It's that important to you then? 954 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:12,076 - He's that important to me. 955 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:13,643 - I... 956 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:18,683 I may know where your father is. 957 01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:20,651 - Mom. Mom? 958 01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:24,088 - Oh, come now, darling. 959 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,324 I spent a small part of my life loving that man, 960 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,660 and the rest of it hating him. 961 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,329 You really think I wouldn't keep tabs 962 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,198 on his whereabouts? 963 01:00:34,331 --> 01:00:36,166 - You do know where he is then. 964 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:41,538 - Even when that man dies, I want to be the first to know. 965 01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:44,641 Now look, I'll think about it, okay? 966 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:47,811 All right. 967 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:53,317 Now, can we please order something to eat? 968 01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:55,452 I am starving. 969 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,295 - Bastian, what are you doing? 970 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,531 - Listen, we need to talk. 971 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,466 Okay, I know how you feel about me, 972 01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:11,277 but it's not about me, it's about your boyfriend. 973 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:15,672 - Oh, God, Bastian. Let it go. 974 01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,808 You don't think I know you've been following us? 975 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:19,844 Following him? 976 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,578 - Okay, just forget about all of it. 977 01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:23,180 Just forget all of it. 978 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,249 Listen, how well do you know him? 979 01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,918 Like, actually know him. 980 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,820 You see, I've been doing some digging. 981 01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:31,588 - You've been doing some digging? 982 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,057 Bastian, you're not a reporter! 983 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:35,192 You're not even a journalist. 984 01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:37,137 You're an IT guy who writes a conspiracy theory blog. 985 01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:38,195 That's it. 986 01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:39,908 - Right. Just listen to me. Okay. 987 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,033 Okay. 988 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,035 I may have peeked at some of your emails. 989 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,670 - You hacked my emails? 990 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:48,405 - Peeked at, right? 991 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:50,207 Peeked, not hacked. 992 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,776 And all I'm saying is, 993 01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:53,878 you don't really know who this guy is. 994 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:55,913 Or well, what this guy is. 995 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,548 Oh, who's that? Is that him? 996 01:01:58,682 --> 01:02:00,550 - That's none of your business. 997 01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:02,186 What is your problem with Tommy? 998 01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:03,888 - My problem is, 999 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:07,091 is when he's around, certain people die. 1000 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,794 Certain clown people. 1001 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,447 And it's been happening all around him, 1002 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,597 everywhere he's been for the past couple of years. 1003 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,966 And no one's ever put it together, except for me. 1004 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,802 - What are you saying? 1005 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,179 - What I'm saying is, he's a serial killer. 1006 01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:20,637 Well, like a clown serial killer. 1007 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:22,239 And when he's around, people die! 1008 01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:23,173 And I have proof. 1009 01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:24,341 - You have proof? 1010 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,744 Then show me. 1011 01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:28,989 - Well, I don't have it here, it's back in my apartment. 1012 01:02:29,013 --> 01:02:32,116 - Oh, God, Bastian. 1013 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,318 I thought you had a thing for me, 1014 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,753 but I thought it was just, you know, maybe a little crush. 1015 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:39,289 Now I see that you're really sick? 1016 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,423 - Sick? 1017 01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:42,126 No, no, not me. 1018 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,059 It's him, it's Tommy. He's the one who's sick. 1019 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,762 - I think you better go now, Bastian. 1020 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:49,065 - Right. 1021 01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:05,983 Hello? 1022 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:08,752 - Malcolm? - Yup, that's me. 1023 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,020 - Malcolm Fossor? 1024 01:03:10,154 --> 01:03:11,321 Who's that, love? 1025 01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:13,523 - It's Eden. 1026 01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:15,359 Uh, Steven? 1027 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:17,828 Sorry, I don't know 1028 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,196 - Eden. 1029 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:20,931 Di Prima, your daughter. 1030 01:03:21,065 --> 01:03:22,332 Edie, 1031 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,934 Is that you? 1032 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:25,802 Don't talk, 1033 01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:27,838 Look, I've never asked 1034 01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:30,374 Until now. 1035 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,110 - Otis, my friend. Exceptional driving. 1036 01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:34,678 You got me here safe and sound. 1037 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,847 Well done, sir. 1038 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:38,014 Well done. 1039 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,295 Home sweet home. 1040 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:07,787 - Look, I know why I'm so nervous, 1041 01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:09,213 but are you sure you're okay? 1042 01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,649 - I'm sorry. 1043 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:15,052 Just having a hard time turning my brain off. 1044 01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:20,024 - Meeting my dad was too big of a step. 1045 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:27,631 - That and the whole clown thing. 1046 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:32,269 Other than that, I'm peachy. 1047 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:33,402 - Listen... 1048 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,041 Just don't think about him, okay? 1049 01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:39,475 Think about me. 1050 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,682 - That, I can do. 1051 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:06,003 - Here she is. My little girl. 1052 01:05:09,006 --> 01:05:10,707 Let your dear old dad take a look at you. 1053 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:16,981 - You're early. 1054 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:18,382 You're never early. 1055 01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:24,421 - Well, love, people can change. 1056 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:28,892 Especially when they've been away so very long. 1057 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,995 - And sometimes the more they change, 1058 01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:32,429 the more they stay the same. 1059 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,231 - Nonsense. 1060 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:38,068 This is just to take the edge off. 1061 01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:42,072 So who's this handsome young man you've brought to meet me? 1062 01:05:42,206 --> 01:05:43,640 - Tommy. 1063 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,010 Tommy dos Santos. 1064 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:48,112 It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 1065 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,848 Eden's told me a lot about you. 1066 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:53,150 - I'll bet she has. 1067 01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:56,453 Well then! 1068 01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:58,855 I think we should have drinks all around. 1069 01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:00,524 - Another glass of Prosecco, sir? 1070 01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:03,627 - Please. And leave the bottle, dear. 1071 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,432 So Tommy, I believe you have the hots for my daughter. 1072 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:09,565 - I'm sorry, sir? 1073 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,802 Oh, yes, sir. 1074 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,105 - It's all right. Settle down, young man. 1075 01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:18,275 I mean, this is not the Army, for fuck's sake. 1076 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,210 You have no need to call me "sir." 1077 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,179 - Sorry, sir. Malcolm. 1078 01:06:23,847 --> 01:06:24,847 Force of habit. 1079 01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:27,350 - Sir Malcolm. 1080 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:29,352 Sir Malcolm. 1081 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:32,422 You know, I like the way that sounds. 1082 01:06:32,556 --> 01:06:34,124 - I think so too. 1083 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,662 Now, if you can play nice for a couple of minutes, 1084 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:39,663 I'm gonna use the restroom. 1085 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:40,830 Will you excuse me? 1086 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:54,878 - So, Tommy... 1087 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,180 - So... 1088 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:57,481 Sir Malcolm. 1089 01:06:57,614 --> 01:07:01,651 - You know who I am, of course. 1090 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,357 And you know what I've been, right? 1091 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:08,992 - I know what you are. 1092 01:07:11,295 --> 01:07:12,396 You're her father. 1093 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:17,634 Or at least, that's what you're supposed to be. 1094 01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:22,917 Then again, you were never really that much of a man, 1095 01:07:23,907 --> 01:07:26,410 were you, Sir Malcolm? 1096 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:30,380 You were always more of a monster, weren't you? 1097 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:32,581 Clown. 1098 01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:35,484 It's okay. 1099 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:38,487 So was I. 1100 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,026 A monster shaped like a man. 1101 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,730 But then, something happened to me. 1102 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,436 She happened to me. 1103 01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:58,442 And then I didn't just feel something, 1104 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,046 I felt everything. 1105 01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:07,217 - Wow, what'd I miss out on? 1106 01:08:07,351 --> 01:08:09,219 - Oh, I've just been getting to know your... 1107 01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:11,955 Your beau. 1108 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:17,561 So, Tommy... 1109 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:21,465 I believe that you're afraid of clowns, is that right? 1110 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,968 Terrified. 1111 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,470 - Well, I never said terrified, 1112 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,080 I said Tommy has coulrophobia, which is- 1113 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,139 - I know. 1114 01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,975 I know exactly what it is. 1115 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,179 I virtually coined the phrase back in the day. 1116 01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:37,981 But what I've seen on the news, 1117 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:42,319 somebody really hates clowns. 1118 01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:44,086 Now... 1119 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,425 That wouldn't be you, would it, sport? 1120 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:49,878 - Tommy might be afraid of clowns, 1121 01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:51,461 but he's not some psycho killer. 1122 01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:56,666 - Well, let's have a toast to 1123 01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:59,903 friends and to family. 1124 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,674 What's the matter, love? 1125 01:09:05,675 --> 01:09:07,877 - Well, Malcolm. 1126 01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:08,812 - Dad. 1127 01:09:08,945 --> 01:09:12,516 - Well, Mal... 1128 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,851 The thing about dads is that they're usually around 1129 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:17,321 every once in a while. 1130 01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:18,631 You crawled into the bottom of a bottle 1131 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:19,823 and you never came out. 1132 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:21,157 - Why am I here, Edie? 1133 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,927 What do you want from me? 1134 01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:26,463 Huh? 1135 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:27,596 Do you want my blessing? 1136 01:09:29,799 --> 01:09:31,368 Do you want me to apologize? 1137 01:09:32,869 --> 01:09:33,869 Do you want money? 1138 01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:38,041 What is it? What do you want from me? 1139 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:42,346 - I don't need your anything. 1140 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,014 I thought we could have a conversation. 1141 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:46,350 I thought you could help. 1142 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:49,829 But I forgot, you just make things worse. 1143 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:50,887 - No, love. 1144 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,157 I don't make things worse. 1145 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:57,794 They just get that way all by themselves. 1146 01:09:57,927 --> 01:09:59,363 - No wonder Mom left you. 1147 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:02,866 No wonder everyone leaves you. 1148 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,237 I'm very sorry that I ever looked for you. 1149 01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:15,011 - Well, that was an interesting reunion. 1150 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,450 If I was you, I'd get your ass into gear 1151 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:21,651 and go after her, mate. 1152 01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:23,953 - You know... 1153 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:30,427 - For a clown named Giggles, 1154 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:33,997 you're not very funny. 1155 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:37,900 - You know... 1156 01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:42,439 For a monster shaped like a man, 1157 01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,443 you're not very scary. 1158 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,218 Oh, one last thing, boy. 1159 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:58,054 When you see her, 1160 01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:01,891 tell her that I'm staying at the Goodnight Inn, 1161 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,595 out by the interstate. 1162 01:11:05,729 --> 01:11:07,731 Room 59. 1163 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:10,834 And why would I tell her that? 1164 01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:12,802 - Because she's gonna come and look for me 1165 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:14,638 when she cools down. 1166 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:15,772 She always does. 1167 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:16,673 - I don't think so. 1168 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:17,806 - Believe me. 1169 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:22,245 I know my little girl. 1170 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:51,107 - Oh, Tommy dos Santos, where we going this evening? 1171 01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:59,683 Yeah. 1172 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:02,352 Hop into your stupid little car, you poo-faced git. 1173 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,623 Right, Eden. You want proof 1174 01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:08,858 your boyfriend's a fucking psycho? 1175 01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:09,992 I'll get you proof. 1176 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:12,328 - "Ah. I always thought that 1177 01:12:12,462 --> 01:12:14,764 clowns were supposed to be funny." 1178 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,072 Laugh. 1179 01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:24,841 Laugh, clown. 1180 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,176 Laugh, clown! 1181 01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:36,319 You came back. 1182 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,722 I knew you would. 1183 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,524 Sweetie, I'm so sorry for what I said. 1184 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,225 I didn't mean any of the... 1185 01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:44,226 You! 1186 01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:51,034 What the bloody hell was that for? 1187 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,102 Where the fuck is Edie? 1188 01:12:53,236 --> 01:12:57,040 - Shut the fuck up, clown. 1189 01:12:57,173 --> 01:13:00,744 - Why don't you just run along home, little boy? 1190 01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:06,483 And maybe I'll forget that this ever happened, huh? 1191 01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:21,865 - All she ever wanted was a father. 1192 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,435 And all she ever got was you... 1193 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:28,170 A joke. 1194 01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:29,772 - You... 1195 01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:33,510 Don't know shit about me, friend. 1196 01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:40,416 - I'm not your friend. 1197 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:42,886 You know what I am. 1198 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,289 I'm the final curtain. 1199 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,122 Bastard! 1200 01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,197 - Stay away from me, you prat! 1201 01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:31,601 - Look, I don't know what you think you saw. 1202 01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:33,302 - I saw you kill that man. 1203 01:14:33,436 --> 01:14:34,504 That clown man. 1204 01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:36,305 And now I've got the proof. 1205 01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,207 And she'll have to listen to me. 1206 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,878 And that's not it, man. I know all about you. 1207 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,781 I've been doing my fuckin' homework. I know you, mate. 1208 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:46,282 And I'm gonna tell everybody. 1209 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:48,985 Eden included. 1210 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:52,488 - I just did the world a favor. 1211 01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:55,992 I just did everybody a favor, especially Eden! 1212 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:58,528 - Is this about your parents? What happened to them? 1213 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:02,832 I read the file, man. 1214 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:05,802 And the driver said over and over that clown made it happen. 1215 01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:07,503 But the cops could never find him. 1216 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:09,237 - You don't get to talk about my parents! 1217 01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:39,903 - No, no, no! 1218 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,871 It's "There are no frowns in Clown Town." 1219 01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:44,040 Not, "There aren't any frowns in Clown Town." 1220 01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,151 How many goddamn times do I have to tell you the difference? 1221 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:48,511 - Well, you keep rewriting the script! 1222 01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:50,146 It makes it hard to learn the words 1223 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:51,881 if you keep changing them. 1224 01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:53,717 Just give us a break, all right? 1225 01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:55,919 - Oh, you need a break, Bozo? 1226 01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,421 Tell you what, you have five minutes to learn these lines, 1227 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,223 or I find myself a new lead clown. 1228 01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:02,190 I need a clove. 1229 01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,393 Amateurs! 1230 01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:09,766 - Jesus Christ, he is such a fucking diva! 1231 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,235 I mean, it's not our fault he can't carry a tone 1232 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:13,436 to save his life. 1233 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:14,649 - Be quiet, he'll hear you. 1234 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:17,106 - Oh, fuck him! Let him fire me! 1235 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,743 - Yeah, really. The song sucks anyway! 1236 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,756 - Hey man, how'd you get in here? 1237 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:25,214 - Oh my God, kid! 1238 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:26,549 You all right? 1239 01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,952 - Clowns. Fucking clowns. 1240 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,620 - Hey, what'd you just say, man? 1241 01:16:30,754 --> 01:16:32,321 Hey, I might be funny, bitch! 1242 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:34,223 But I could fuck you up something fierce! 1243 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,463 - You killed my parents. 1244 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,431 You killed my parents! 1245 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,598 You! 1246 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:55,377 - Oh my God, kid? 1247 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:56,646 What did you do? 1248 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:57,780 What did you do? 1249 01:16:59,482 --> 01:17:00,559 You need to get outta here. 1250 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:01,694 You need to get outta here, ow. 1251 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,086 - They killed my parents. 1252 01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:04,587 - You gotta go. - I remember that. 1253 01:17:05,088 --> 01:17:06,088 - Oh my God. 1254 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:07,791 - They had to die. 1255 01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:09,601 - Kid, the cops are gonna be here any minute. 1256 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:10,636 You need to get outta here, okay? 1257 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:11,695 - How did you find me? 1258 01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:13,096 - I followed you. 1259 01:17:13,562 --> 01:17:15,442 I tried to stop you from doing something stupid, 1260 01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:17,333 and I screwed that up too. 1261 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,468 Now, you need to go. 1262 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,705 I can go away, rot in jail, 1263 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:23,315 but you still got a life ahead of you. 1264 01:17:23,339 --> 01:17:24,140 You should go enjoy that. 1265 01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:25,273 - Why? 1266 01:17:26,342 --> 01:17:29,278 - I can't make it right, but at least can make us even. 1267 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:36,952 Why? 1268 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,289 - We're even, motherfucker. 1269 01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:41,791 Police, freeze! 1270 01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:43,192 He's got a knife! 1271 01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:48,397 He's alive! We got a live one! 1272 01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:50,033 Get an EMT in here, now! 1273 01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:17,060 - It's just one flight of stairs. 1274 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,838 - Technically it's three flights, smart-ass. 1275 01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:19,929 - Detectives. 1276 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:22,799 We just found this upstairs. 1277 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,669 - Ooh. 1278 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:28,204 It's even unlocked. 1279 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,443 Look at the last few photos he took. 1280 01:18:34,577 --> 01:18:36,846 - Now who do you suppose this is? 1281 01:18:36,980 --> 01:18:38,340 You think this is our clown killer? 1282 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:39,859 - I don't think we could get that lucky. 1283 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,985 - Time stamped on his pictures, 10:13. 1284 01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:45,688 Which is right around the time of death the coroner gave us. 1285 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,057 What if this guy did this? 1286 01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:50,259 - You think our dead guy knows the killer? 1287 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,528 Well, knew, I guess. 1288 01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:55,531 - I think he knew something, and that's why he's dead. 1289 01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,473 Come on, let's go find out where he lives. 1290 01:19:09,545 --> 01:19:12,448 - You know, it's a shame about that boy. 1291 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:13,582 I really did like him. 1292 01:19:16,853 --> 01:19:20,289 You guys let me know if you need something extra, okay? 1293 01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,632 - U, I think you better come check this out. 1294 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,162 What do you think? 1295 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:00,605 - I think we need to find out just who the hell 1296 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,109 this Tommy dos Santos is, that's what. 1297 01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:14,878 - Eden. 1298 01:20:15,011 --> 01:20:16,011 I wasn't expecting... 1299 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:18,848 Eden, what's wrong? 1300 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:20,516 What is it? 1301 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,094 - You know, I just couldn't let it go. 1302 01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:24,187 How smug he was, how mean he was to you. 1303 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,390 So I found out where he was staying. 1304 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:28,824 It's not hard. 1305 01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:31,360 Cheap motels by the bus station. 1306 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:34,497 I had to talk to him, you know? 1307 01:20:34,630 --> 01:20:35,640 Just really let him have it. 1308 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,366 - Hey, what happened? 1309 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,302 - Well, I went to his room, but it was empty, 1310 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:42,271 and the manager said that he never saw him check out, 1311 01:20:42,405 --> 01:20:43,839 so I just don't... 1312 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:45,808 - Hey, come. 1313 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,680 - Why would he just leave like that? 1314 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:56,862 - Well, you did make it sound pretty final 1315 01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:58,821 when you left dinner the other night. 1316 01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:03,092 - We fight. We always fight. 1317 01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:05,528 Families do that, you know? 1318 01:21:05,661 --> 01:21:07,196 Oh God, Tommy, I'm sorry. 1319 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:09,331 I wasn't thinking. 1320 01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:10,900 - It's okay. It's okay. 1321 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:15,838 Eden, I'm sure he's fine. 1322 01:21:15,972 --> 01:21:18,407 You said it yourself, he likes to pull disappearing acts. 1323 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,876 Yeah? 1324 01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,846 I'm sure this is just the latest show. 1325 01:21:25,481 --> 01:21:27,516 All the world's a stage to a clown, right? 1326 01:21:33,689 --> 01:21:34,689 Come away with me. 1327 01:21:36,259 --> 01:21:37,360 - What? 1328 01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:38,727 Where? 1329 01:21:38,861 --> 01:21:40,964 - Anywhere you want. 1330 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:44,400 We'll sneak off someplace sunny and tropical 1331 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:45,533 for a few weeks. 1332 01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:48,071 Or you know, forever. 1333 01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:51,273 - Yeah, but what about- 1334 01:21:51,374 --> 01:21:52,141 - What about what? 1335 01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:53,275 What about work? 1336 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,413 Take a vacation, call in sick. 1337 01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:59,215 Hell, quit. 1338 01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:00,449 - Tommy, I can't just quit. 1339 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:01,817 - Yes, you can. 1340 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:03,719 Eden... 1341 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:07,090 I have more than enough money to take care of us. 1342 01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:10,393 My aunt made sure of that. 1343 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,930 So run away with me. 1344 01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:19,301 Eden... 1345 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:20,970 I love you, 1346 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:24,140 and I think you love me. 1347 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,276 And for me, that's enough. 1348 01:22:30,146 --> 01:22:31,147 - Tommy, I do. 1349 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:35,018 I do love you. 1350 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,153 - So let's go away together. 1351 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:41,257 We don't have to stay gone, 1352 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,691 but I wanna show you the world 1353 01:22:42,825 --> 01:22:44,293 that's out there beyond this city. 1354 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,329 - Okay. 1355 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:47,596 Let's do it. - Yeah? 1356 01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:49,598 Yeah. 1357 01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:52,001 But my stuff. 1358 01:22:52,135 --> 01:22:53,869 - We'll get my stuff here, 1359 01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:55,214 and then we'll go to your place to get your stuff, 1360 01:22:55,238 --> 01:22:57,140 and then it's off to the airport. 1361 01:22:57,273 --> 01:22:58,507 - Where are we gonna go? 1362 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:00,443 - I have no idea. 1363 01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:01,944 We'll just know when we get there. 1364 01:23:02,078 --> 01:23:03,712 - You are crazy, Tommy dos Santos. 1365 01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:05,014 You know that, right? 1366 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:09,152 - Not anymore, I'm not. 1367 01:23:09,285 --> 01:23:12,321 In fact, I don't think I've ever felt better. 1368 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,124 I'm tired of this life. 1369 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,494 I wanna start a new one. 1370 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:19,627 One with you. 1371 01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:21,697 Passports. 1372 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:22,631 We might need passports. 1373 01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:24,300 Would you grab mine? 1374 01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:26,073 It's in the middle drawer of that dresser. 1375 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,909 The drawer on the right, not the one on the... 1376 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:35,611 The one on the left. 1377 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,683 Eden, I can explain. 1378 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:44,653 - Tommy, where did you get this? 1379 01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:45,787 Where? 1380 01:23:45,988 --> 01:23:47,490 - It's not what you think. 1381 01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:49,225 - Goddammit, Tommy, just tell me. 1382 01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:55,931 This is my father's necklace. 1383 01:23:56,065 --> 01:23:58,225 I know that because I gave it to him when I was little. 1384 01:23:58,334 --> 01:24:01,237 I had no idea he still had it. But how did you... 1385 01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,043 Oh, God. 1386 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:12,348 It's you, isn't it? 1387 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,917 The one they've been talking about on the news? 1388 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,519 The Clown Killer? 1389 01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:19,655 Eden, just calm down. 1390 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:21,924 - Calm down? 1391 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:24,093 You killed all those people! 1392 01:24:25,794 --> 01:24:27,396 - But they weren't people. 1393 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:31,534 Why can't you see that? 1394 01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,538 - Tommy, you killed my father, didn't you? 1395 01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,576 - So now he's your father? 1396 01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:42,145 - Don't you dare. 1397 01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:46,182 - Eden, I didn't murder your father... 1398 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:49,285 I killed a monster. 1399 01:24:50,886 --> 01:24:51,720 Don't you see that? 1400 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:53,122 They're all monsters. 1401 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,891 - Oh, God. He knew. 1402 01:24:56,024 --> 01:24:57,593 - What are you talking about? 1403 01:24:57,726 --> 01:24:59,094 - Bastian. He knew. 1404 01:25:00,296 --> 01:25:01,530 I didn't listen. 1405 01:25:02,298 --> 01:25:03,708 - You don't have to worry about him anymore, 1406 01:25:03,732 --> 01:25:05,334 he won't be bothering us. 1407 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:07,236 - Oh, God. What did you do? 1408 01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:09,004 He's not a clown. 1409 01:25:09,138 --> 01:25:12,308 - He was an accident, I swear. 1410 01:25:13,476 --> 01:25:14,910 I swear. 1411 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:17,980 I would never, ever kill a person. 1412 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,649 - And what about my father, huh? 1413 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,585 He was a person too! 1414 01:25:22,718 --> 01:25:23,752 - You know what he was. 1415 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,090 - Oh, God. 1416 01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:32,261 And what about this person? 1417 01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:37,633 What about this person? 1418 01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:40,002 What about all those people, you psycho son of a bitch! 1419 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:43,038 - I am not crazy! 1420 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,107 And they were not people. 1421 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:49,445 They weren't even human, they were monsters! 1422 01:25:50,012 --> 01:25:52,215 Eden, they're all monsters! 1423 01:25:56,319 --> 01:25:59,054 - I only see one monster right now. 1424 01:25:59,188 --> 01:26:01,224 - Eden, I don't want to hurt you. 1425 01:26:01,357 --> 01:26:03,058 - You get away from me. 1426 01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:06,161 - Eden, you just don't understand. 1427 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,337 Please, just put the knife down, sweetie, okay? 1428 01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:12,501 - Don't call me that. 1429 01:26:13,969 --> 01:26:16,672 You killed those people. 1430 01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,207 You killed all of those people! 1431 01:26:20,142 --> 01:26:21,142 - No! 1432 01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:23,345 Stop. 1433 01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:27,716 Stop, Eden! 1434 01:26:37,293 --> 01:26:40,563 - Now who looks like a clown, huh? 1435 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:48,371 - What... 1436 01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:51,073 Did you do to me? 1437 01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,588 - You stay right here. 1438 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:06,865 If our guy runs, this is his only way out. 1439 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:07,889 - Copy that. 1440 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:12,194 - I don't know. I got a funny feeling about this one. 1441 01:27:12,328 --> 01:27:14,129 - Really. Really? 1442 01:27:14,830 --> 01:27:16,670 - You're just mad 'cause I thought of it first. 1443 01:27:17,032 --> 01:27:18,434 All right, let's go. 1444 01:27:30,446 --> 01:27:31,446 - Freeze! 1445 01:27:38,887 --> 01:27:40,323 - Try to let him get to you, kid. 1446 01:27:40,456 --> 01:27:41,816 You just gotta drown out the noise. 1447 01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:43,292 That's all it is. Just white noise. 1448 01:27:44,527 --> 01:27:45,928 Ah, Dr. Lee. 1449 01:27:46,061 --> 01:27:47,461 This is Donnie, our new guard staff. 1450 01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,073 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1451 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:50,466 - After you, Doc. - Thank you. 1452 01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:58,240 - It's a hell of a first day you, kid. 1453 01:27:58,374 --> 01:27:59,734 This one still gives me the creeps, 1454 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:00,809 and it's been months now. 1455 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,244 - Gives you the creeps? 1456 01:28:02,378 --> 01:28:04,012 Come on. Who is that? 1457 01:28:04,146 --> 01:28:05,681 Oh, God! 1458 01:28:05,748 --> 01:28:07,182 What the hell was that? 1459 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,560 - It's your hell of a first day, man, 1460 01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:09,952 - You got that right. 1461 01:28:10,085 --> 01:28:12,020 Listen, come on. Who is it? 1462 01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:13,822 - You remember the Clown Killer? 1463 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:15,958 - No, really? 1464 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:17,493 Bullshit. 1465 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:18,761 Really? 1466 01:28:18,894 --> 01:28:19,894 - Oh, yeah. 1467 01:28:20,228 --> 01:28:21,548 - What the hell did I sign up for? 1468 01:28:39,982 --> 01:28:42,117 I hear they're still finding bodies. 1469 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,686 - 42 and counting so far. 1470 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,400 - How can somebody decide to do something so horrible 1471 01:28:47,956 --> 01:28:50,192 to something so funny? 1472 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,327 - I don't think clowns are funny, 1473 01:28:52,461 --> 01:28:54,781 but when you lose a parent like that, you're bound to snap. 1474 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,164 Still though... 1475 01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,513 Hear she had complete mental breakdown 1476 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:01,404 when she found out that her boyfriend 1477 01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:04,873 killed all those people, killed her own father even. 1478 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,208 They say she just lost it. 1479 01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:10,112 And I hear when the cops showed up, 1480 01:29:11,179 --> 01:29:12,515 she even had tried to attack them. 1481 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:14,382 - And now? 1482 01:29:15,818 --> 01:29:17,386 - And now all she sees are clowns. 1483 01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:19,987 - You mean? 1484 01:29:21,156 --> 01:29:22,156 - Yep. 1485 01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:35,103 Any luck today, Doc? 1486 01:29:35,237 --> 01:29:36,104 - Not this time, gentlemen. 1487 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:37,840 But we'll keep trying, 1488 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,375 and maybe someday she'll come around again. 1489 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,983 Now I know 1490 01:29:48,751 --> 01:29:52,254 but I assure you, I'm not 1491 01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:55,758 I'm just sick. 1492 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,561 And you know what they say... 1493 01:29:59,495 --> 01:30:01,597 Laughter is the best medicine. 1494 01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:06,201 But that's the thing 1495 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:10,739 It doesn't just 1496 01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:14,843 It starts off as a giggle, 1497 01:30:16,512 --> 01:30:18,380 and it gets stronger 1498 01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:22,050 Until it explodes. 1499 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:27,890 It's a disease that spreads 1500 01:30:29,391 --> 01:30:31,226 And laughter, well, 1501 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:33,762 it can never die. 1502 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:36,465 But Giggles sure did. 1503 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:41,436 And so can you. 102415