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Previously on Desperate Housewives,
Lynette dallied with temptation.

Are you sleeping with my wife?

Carlos struggled with his new life. I'm
poor and I'm blind and there is nothing

about that that is your type.

Bree found herself with a new rival.

Bree, that is like the best pie you've
ever made.

This is not my pie.

Okay, you caught me. It's mine.

And Susan made the best of having house
guests.

Oh, and listen, Bob and Lee introduced
us to this wonderful contractor, so we

won't be imposing for long.

Imposing? Who's imposing? You can stay
as long as you want.

In the corridor of the Greenwood
Rehabilitation Center is a sign.

It's there to remind patients to be
honest about the past.

But Orson Haught did not notice it.

He was too busy thinking of his past, or
at least the part of it he shared with

Mike Delfino.

Orson thought of the night they met, the
night his mother had murdered

his mistress.

He thought of the next time they met,
and how Mike began to recognize him.

He thought of his mother's fear Mike
would remember too much, and her demand

that Orson stop this from happening.

He thought of how he agonized, but in
the end, had still

done the unthinkable.

Orson then started to think about the
message he had received from Mike asking

him to visit.

The thought was crossing Orson's mind
that Mike had remembered something.

Something dangerous.

When suddenly... Orson, come on in.

The time for thinking was over.

So, I see they have a tennis court here.
Must be nice to get out and whack a few

balls around, huh?

We'll just sit down.

Might make this easier.

I've been trying to figure out all day
just how I was going to do this.

Do what, Mike?

Since I've come here, I've had a lot of
time to think.

Things are...

Becoming clearer.

Starting to put some things together.

Oh?

Well, good for you.

No, not really, Orson.

When you hurt people, you've got to be
accountable.

There's no way around it.

So I have to ask you.

Do you think you can forgive me?

When I asked you to write a prescription
for pain pills, all I could think about

was getting my next fix.

The fact that you could have lost your
license, your business, all that never

even entered my head.

And I'm really sorry.

Oh, of course.

No need to apologize.

Wow. I feel a million times better.

You know, one thing I've learned here,
If you don't get this stuff off your

chest, it'll eat you alive.

As he left, Orson thought only of his
good fortune and relief.

Ignoring completely the feelings of
guilt and shame that were rising within

That was the sad thing about Orson
Hodge.

He had no idea just how sick, He really
was.

From the moment his doctors had told him
he was blind, Carlos Solis had worried

about only one thing.

That the people in his life would come
to see him as a burden.

But as it turned out, his friends didn't
mind driving him to the store.

His neighbors didn't mind helping
retrieve his mail.

The paper boy didn't mind helping him
find his morning paper.

In truth, everyone on Wisteria Lane was
more than willing to help Carlos adjust

to life as a blind man.

Everyone, that is, but his wife.

who was quickly starting to feel she was
the one with the handicap.

And in a surprise move, the Spurs
announced a trade that will send

-star to the... Oh, jeez, Gabby.

I asked you to please fish out all the
little carrot squares.

I did.

Well, I think you missed some. Could you
get them out, please?

There you go.

Welcome. Did you just use your hand?

Of course not. I used a spoon.

I'm sorry that I'm such a handful. I
really am trying to do the best that I

I know you are, babe.

And I know it's hard, and I'm going to
try to be more sensitive to your needs.

Now, hurry up and finish. I have to go
to the store.

Can I go, too? I'm bored.

Leave. Our Lois has a million errands to
run, and I'd do it a lot faster without

you. Plus, I'm having lunch with the
girls first.

Oh, okay.

Mmm, Gabby, another carrot.

Just eat them. Carrots are good for
your... Just eat them.

Sorry I'm late.

Blind husband, you know the drill.

Oh, Gabby, I'm so glad you're here. I
was just about to tell everyone to keep

eye out for their invitation to the
Founders Ball.

I'm sorry.

What is the Founders Ball? You all seem
so excited.

It's a black tie fundraiser that Brie
organizes every year. It's a lot of

exhausting, and completely worth it.
Especially when you get your big moment

the spotlight.

Brie gets to present an award to
somebody who's done something

the community.

Oh, I say we nominate the woman who
gives Edie her bikini wax.

So, Brie, I've planned a few events
myself back in Chicago.

Small potatoes compared to this, I'm
sure, but...

If you could use me, I'd love to help.

That would be lovely.

It would?

Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it?

Nobody?

Okay, I'm going in.

Because you two would kill each other?

Literally? It'll start with hair pulling
and end with detectives taking our

statement. Remember the pie thing?
Remember the pie thing. Tibetan monks

remember the pie thing.

I acknowledge that Catherine and I have
had our differences, but we have all

been through a lot recently.

And I would hope that it taught us to
put our differences aside and be

because that's what's most important.

I faced cancer in a tornado, but I'm
running from this.

Actually, we're great.

Well, you look great.

Oh, hey, Tom, look who's here. Rick. I
see that.

Table for one?

Oh, no, thanks.

I just wanted to come by and bring you
guys... Sparolo. I just got back from

Italy. Oh, well, that's nice. Thank you.
Oh, it's the occasion.

Or you just being a good guy.

I can't get anything fast, you know,
Tom.

Got some work to do.

Yeah, well, you know, I wanted to come
here and tell you guys in person I'm

opening my own place.

You must have seen it.

It's you? On the corner? Yeah, I looked
everywhere.

I swear, but what's the best location?

I'll bet.

Okay, look, people like to eat in
Fairview.

There's plenty of business for both of
us.

Hey, I remember you.

You back to working here now?

Oh, no, sorry.

Too bad.

Oso buko. Yours was really something.

Well, I got it on the menu at my new
place.

On the corner.

Come check us out.

See?

Room for everyone.

Then you scared me.

Why are you sitting down here in the
dark?

And aren't you a little cold?

I had to do something.

Then you came down here and you couldn't
remember what it was.

That happens to me all the time.

The baby is insisting that I eat the
last piece of Bree's triple chocolate

If you want, we could... Oh, my God.

You're naked.

In my kitchen, where I eat.

Okay, I don't hear you leaving.

I had to do something.

Pajamas! That's something you could do.

Okay, you're right.

You're a guest in my house.

A completely naked guest in my house. I
should be.

Hey. Hey.

You were supposed to be home at eight to
help me wrangle the kids for bath time.

It's... It's almost 11.

Sorry.

So where were you?

You were stewing, weren't you?

Come on.

You're upset about Rick.

Look, I'm not going to deny, I was
ticked off when I saw him.

But I'm over it.

I'm taking this as a challenge.

We are going to up our game.

Oh, yeah?

Yep. You know what I did tonight? I
worked on our menu. We're going to start

making our own osso buco. I got a recipe
that is going to kick his ass.

So you're really okay with it? Yeah, I'm
great.

Look how cute you are.

It's coming back fast, huh?

Yeah, it's bad.

Morning, Susan.

Oh, good morning.

Love what you're wearing.

Oh, I hope this isn't decaf. Got a big
day ahead of me.

All right, we don't need to talk about
it. Just promise me it won't happen

again. What won't happen again?

Orson, you were naked in this kitchen
last night.

I was not.

You most certainly were.

Good morning.

Well, Susan claimed she saw me last
night all natural. It wasn't a claim. He

sitting right here without a stitch of
clothing on. And I couldn't have cake.

Oh, I think I know what's going on.

Somebody had a naughty dream.

Susan, I'm blushing. No, no, no, no, no.
I did not have a sex dream.

Susan, it's perfectly understandable.

It wipes away.

Lonely, naturally, you'd project those
feelings onto the nearest available sex

machine.

You are such a scamp.

I know when I'm dreaming, and this
really happened.

Why else would I be sponging butt prints
off my stool?

You know, Susan, sometimes I climb into
a warm bath with a romance novel.

Just a thought.

to Price Warehouse.

I'm poor now. Remember?

I have to mingle with the unwashed
masses.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I've been unwashed for years.

This place is huge.

I'm going to kill them to have valet
parking?

Gabby, people don't come here for the
amenities. They come because toilet

is three cents a ton.

Huh.

Look at all these handicapped spots.

What a waste.

Take that guy selling oranges.

Put him in a vest, stick him under an
umbrella, and bam, you got valet

I don't know why poor people refuse to
better themselves.

Yeah, we're crazy that way.

I don't know why you're complaining
about handicapped spaces. Doesn't Carlos

have one of those blue placards?

No, I think you have to have a
wheelchair to get one of those.

No, I'm pretty sure the blind qualify,
too.

these cookies up to Julie? Why don't you
offer some to our guests first?

Oh, no, thank you. We have so much
ground to cover. Now, let's move on to

flowers.

Last year, we went with a cascade of
pink and white roses. There it is.

Exquisite.

Well, easy enough. Let's do that again,
then.

Next.

Well, if you have a different idea, I
would love to hear that, too.

Well, I was thinking it might be nice to
do something near unusual.

What about an arrangement of purple
lisianthus with a spray of dark berries?

Interesting. I can't really picture
that, though.

Well, let me help you.

I keep scrapbooks, too.

My mom and Mrs. Hodge are still talking
about that ball thing.

She wants me to be a part of the
founder's court, or whatever they call

Like, I want to put on a stupid white
dress and greet people all night. I

It's so pathetic.

By the way, I'm doing it.

Seriously? Why?

Because I did it last year, and it's
actually kind of hilarious and great.

It is.

It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond
lame.

I don't want this to come off the wrong
way, but you're a buzzkill. Julie!

Okay, you spend all of your time cooped
up in here alone, obsessing over some

mysterious thing that maybe happened to
your real dad or maybe didn't.

Look, I'm not saying don't obsess. I'm
just saying maybe you could spare some

time to have a little fun with your
friend, too.

So this founder's thing.

It'll be fun?

These are the centerpieces from the
Vanover Medical Center benefit.

The donors were blown away.

Well, they're certainly assertive.

My only fear is that... I know. I know.

Fairview is a bit more provincial
compared to Chicago. But I think you'll

the people here have a lot more taste
than you give them credit for.

Well,

perhaps I could try something new.

Let's go with the lisianthus.

Look at... you pronouncing it right the
very first time learning fun

uh

yes is your husband home we're
investigating an incident involving

vandalism porter preston get over No, ma
'am. This incident occurred

two nights ago near your pizzeria.

Someone threw a brick through a window
of a new restaurant, a place called

Rick's.

What?

We're asking everybody who works in the
area if they saw anything suspicious.

I didn't go into work that night. I did,
but I didn't see anything. What time

did it happen?

The alarm went off about 10 .45.

Oh, I was home way before then, around
8. I came home early to help you wrangle

the kids for bath time.

Yeah, I thought he was here.

All right, well, if you do happen to
hear anything... Could you give us a

please? Absolutely.

Thank you.

Hey. Oh, okay, honey. Could you hold
back a sec? Nope.

Lunch rush. I'm already late as is,
okay?

See ya.

Excuse me, miss.

I guess you didn't see that big blue
sign. This is handicapped parking.

I know. Primo spot, isn't it?

What? I have a thingy.

Yeah, I noticed that.

You don't look handicapped to me.

I'm not. My husband is. He's blind.

Well, then that plaque is for him.

Only he can park here.

And how is he going to park a car if he
can't see?

Feeling pretty stupid now, aren't you?

Lady, you got a lot of nerve.

I had to park next to the dumpster, way
in the back.

Oh, don't play victim with me.

I have to walk in heels all day long.
You get to sit in a chair and roll.

You did not just say that.

You know, the quicker I can run my
errands, the faster I can get home to my

husband. Who needs me? Because that's
the kind of person I am. What are you

doing? Calling the cops. You're getting
a ticket.

Like hell I am. Give me that. Get off.

No. You started it. Hang it up. Get off.
Hang it up.

Is there a problem here?

Jeez, what? Is there a telephone going
on around here?

Dude, she took one of our spots.

Bitch, I ought to find street parking.

Hey, there's a security guard over
there. Go get him.

No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

Okay, you know what? This is getting
ridiculous.

Oh, no, no.

You're not going anywhere.

Let me go.

Hey, stop.

Both official.

I'm going to hell.

Hi, Daddy. Hey.

Hey, guys.

Would you go play in the back for a
while? I need to talk to your dad.

Don't they have soccer today? Let me
answer that question with another

Why did you lie to the police? Lynette.
And you made me lie to them too. Which

brings up another question. Did you know
that perjury is like this whole big

thing? I think you're overreacting. No,
overreacting would be if I threw a brick

through you.

What were you thinking?

I just went to go check out how the
construction was going.

But I came around the corner and I saw
this giant picture window that says

And then I realized I'm going to have to
see that guy's name every damn day of

my life.

Then I noticed this pile of bricks.

Okay.

I know this whole thing with Rick.

It really caused us some damage. I know
it hurt us, but we survived it, and it's

over now.

Now, that's the thing, Lynette.

It's not over. It was never over.

I don't care about Rick's stupid
restaurant. I don't even care that he

steal you from me. Of course he would
want to steal you from me. That makes

sense to me.

I care that he made you act like it
could be done.

Oh, Tom.

He changed the way I look.

What? Nothing ever happened between us.
You have to believe me. Come on. I am

not trying to get you to apologize.

I'm just explaining the brick.

You're naked!

And that means you're crazy.

I didn't mean to do it.

Oh, really? You just happened to stumble
naked into my front yard.

I didn't mean it, Mike.

Mike, wait.

Are you sleepwalking?

Did you just hit me?

Oh, dear God.

Orson, you're staying in my house.

Here you go.

I have no explanation. This doesn't
happen to me. I don't sleepwalk.

You know, it's none of my business,
but... Seeing as I have seen you naked

in the last week, I think I can ask, is
something bothering you?

I don't think so.

I mean, being out of our house has been
a little weird, but I'm very comfortable

here.

Clearly.

You know, when you were out on the lawn,
you said something about Mike.

Mike?

What did I say?

You were just sort of muttering.

Were you having a dream about him?

I don't believe so.

Well, maybe it's because you just saw
him. He must be on your mind.

Yeah, yeah. You know what, Susan? I
think it's time for us to move out.

You can't. Your house isn't finished
yet. No, the downstairs will be ready

week. We'll be fine.

Well, if you insist.

I think it will be for the best.

Okay, but in the meantime, I do have a
teenage daughter, so if you could...

Boxers? Yeah.

Thanks.

Come on. You've been cooped up in this
house since you got home from the

hospital. Let's go out and have some
fun.

No, I think I'm going to stay here. I
don't want to be a burden.

Carlos, I see handicapped people out and
about all the time. In fact, I met two

feisty men in wheelchairs yesterday at
the mall.

They were living their lives, so it's
time for you to live yours.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm just dropping off a few letters.

Madeline, just wait here.

You're picking up some vitamins. I'll be
quicker if I do it myself.

I didn't have to drop off a gift to my
manicure.

Carlos?

Carlos?

Carlos?

Carlos!

Carlos!

Oh, there you are.

Thanks, Henry.

Where the hell have you been?

I was starving.

I got that kid to take me to go get a
burger.

I can't believe that those words sick
about you. I'm sick of waiting here. You

promised me a fun day, and all I got is
a sunburn on the right side of my face.

I'm sorry. I told you I had errands to
run first.

What's that smell?

What smell?

It smells like... Nail polish.

Did you get your nails done? Is that
what you've been doing?

Excuse me. Miss, is that your ass in the
handicapped space?

What?

Gabby, are you parked in a handicapped
spot?

Did you get a handicap tag?

To answer your earlier question, yes, I
got a manicure. I'm sorry.

We good?

Oh, my God!

You're exploiting my blindness so that
you can score better parking?

That's a really mean way to put it.

You had me out here sitting like a dog
with the window cracked open. You used

me. Well, where shouldn't I get
something out of this? You know, the

didn't just happen to you.

You can't be serious.

the toothpaste has to be to the left of
the sink, because if it's not, you can't

find it, and I have to put it there.

And sometimes, I don't know, I'm driving
or I'm in line at the bank, and I

think, is the toothpaste there?

So then I have to run home and check,
because I don't want you reaching for

tube and not being able to find it.

I just didn't think this is how it was
all going to turn out.

just leave it in the drawer?

That's not the point, you blind idiot!

I'm saying if all I get in exchange for
this crappy situation is a nice parking

spot for my $8 manicure, then I'm taking
it!

Who

put

pear slices in the Waldorf salad?

Guess that would be me.

Salad is made with apples. It's a
tradition.

Yes, a musty 19th century tradition.

It needed some jazzing up.

Look, I just thought you had so much on
your mind already.

What with the music and the decorations.

The least I could do was take over the
food.

Take over?

What in God's name have you done with my
French onion soup?

Oh, it'll be fine.

I told the chef, nothing is to leave
that kitchen unless I've tasted it.

Catherine. Trust me.

After all, I've gotten tons of
compliments on the Lysianthus.

Let me.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

I thought you know.

I'm sorry for what I'm putting you
through.

If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't
be worth it.

You ready to go to the party?

You tell me.

How do I look?

You look very hip.

Thank you.

And you look more beautiful than ever.

How do you know that?

Just a hunch.

But, but, but, don't eat that.

We had a refrigeration problem. I don't
want you getting sick.

Oh, dear.

Well, I could throw the tip out.

Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes
before I can make up a new batch. Do you

telling your boss?

She's not my boss.

Bree, the room is simply lovely. You've
outdone yourself.

Thank you, Mrs. Downey. Listen, when I
present the Founders Award tonight, I

wondering... Oh, dear.

Has no one spoken to you?

About what?

Well, the committee has decided that it
would be best if Catherine Mayfair

present the award this year. No, that's
my job. I always do it.

You're already doing so much. Well,
Catherine was quite insistent.

What's that?

Oh, it's dip. The caterer just said
that. I thought we agreed.

Nothing leaves the kitchen without me
tasting it first.

Dig in.

Is everyone having fun?

You and Catherine did an amazing job.

Boy, we didn't think you guys could work
together.

Yeah, we were sure one of you would end
up killing the other.

You really should have more faith in
people.

Excuse me.

Catherine, darling, are you okay?

Not really.

I hope there's nothing wrong with the
food.

Is anybody else getting sick?

Oh, no.

No, dear, just you.

Maybe you should go home.

I can't.

This is at the Founders Award.

Oh, no one would expect you to do that
in your condition.

You know what? I could do it.

No? We can get it together.

Catherine, no one expects you to be a
martyr. Why don't you go home?

I can't. Why not?

I'm perfectly capable of presenting.
I've done it for the last eight years.

I'm not famous. I mean, no one wants to
accept an award from a woman who looks

like she should be in line at the needle
exchange.

This is important to me.

I'll be fine.

And now for the presentation for the
Founders Award, Ms. Catherine Mayfield.

Thank you, Donald.

I'm a... Honored when you and the other
members of the committee asked me to

present this award.

I was honored when you... Brie, what's
up? I thought giving out this award was

your thing.

Not anymore.

This year's Founders Award... Ever since
I started working with that obnoxious

backstabber, she's done nothing but try
to take the spotlight off of me and put

it on her.

Goes to my dear friend, Brie Hodge.

You have not just backed cover, just
called me.

Brie has been a pillar of the Fairview
community for many years. There is no

better friend than Brie Haas.

I know you tried to poison me.

It's been an evening full of...

Surprise.

I never would have imagined that I would
be recognized by this wonderful... Hi,

Andrew. Guess what?

Your mom just won the Founders Award.

Lynette, listen to me.

Oh, my God.

You're not going to believe what's going
on down here.

What? What? Is everyone okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're fine. It's
Rick's place.

Totally went up in flames. They're
like...

Three fire trucks here. My God, that's
horrible. How did it start?

They don't know.

Okay, I'll call you back in about five.

Bye.

Yeah,

I wasn't expecting it.

The photographer's asking if he can get
shots of the two of us.

Wait.

I need to talk to you first.

I misunderstood the situation, that's
all. Can we just leave it at that? No,

can't.

And do you know why?

Because I thought things were going
well.

I was having fun with you.

Obviously.

I misunderstood.

So tell me, was there a straw that broke
the camel's back?

Or were you planning on killing me all
along?

Here's the thing you need to understand
about me and my friends.

We each have our niece.

Gabrielle's the glamorous one. Susan's
the adorable one.

Lynette's smart.

Edie's... Edie. And I'm the domestic
one, the organizer.

The one who knows that there are three
times an absurd fork.

I'm not against these for that. That's
who I am.

And that's also who you are.

So?

So, I don't really know how to be
friends with you.

That's a shame.

Because I understand you better than all
those other women do.

I know how following the rules and
observing the little graces...

You should feel like you're in control.

We both had days where it was either set
a beautiful table, or curl up in a ball

and die.

We're the same breed.

And if you think that means we can't be
friends, then I'm sorry.

But it might also mean we could be best
friends.

I didn't know you were so insightful.

Learning fun.

Terrific, everyone. Thank you.

So, did I lie? Was it cool?

You were right.

It really was.

Thank you, Julie.

It's good to get out of my own head, you
know.

For months now, I've been hung up on
looking for my dad and blaming my mom.

And it's gotten me nowhere.

I just want to start having fun again.

Thank you, Julie.

There you are.

I wanted to take some pictures with you.

Um, listen, I have a 12 o 'clock curfew,
so if my mom asks, can you just... No,

it's Julie.

Oh, you're sleepwalking.

Yeah, I heard about that.

I'm sorry, Mike.

Again, not Mike.

Why don't I get you back to bed and you
can... I'm sorry, I ran you over.

Blindness. It's an affliction that
prevents people from seeing what is

front of them.

Like the wives who can't detect the
jealousy that consumes their husbands.

The women unable to see that a rival
might also be a friend.

The men who stay oblivious to the guilt.

that lies deep within them.

Yes.

The world is filled with those who
cannot see.

The most dangerous are the ones who stay
blind to the evil within their own

hearts.

How do we protect ourselves from these
people?

First, we have to open our own eyes and
find them.

before they find us.