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Previously on Desperate Housewives, Mrs.
McCluskey had reached her limit.

Five kids are tough enough, but your
husband made six. That's where I draw

line.

An old friend paid Adam a visit.

Sylvia. Aren't you going to invite me
in?

After you ruined my life? I don't think
so.

You should have told the truth about us.

Mike got help from an unexpected source.

Victor laughed out. Get up!

And Carlos and Gabby. We need to ask a
few questions.

Sorry? I guess I don't remember
anything.

Finally met their match.

I remembered everything.

It was supposed to be a beautiful day.

Kids should have been playing in the
park.

Husbands should have been doing their
chores.

Women should have been tending their
flowers.

But at 2 .26 that afternoon, a tornado
came to Wisteria Lane.

Bring with it?

Unbelievable.

Disgusting.

No one could have anticipated it.

given how the day started.

Sorry, can you say that again? I don't
think I heard you right.

Carlos and I are back together.

Gabby, you just got married.

And some of us gave you very expensive
wedding gifts.

You want the fondue set back? Fine, but
don't act like it cost a bundle because

it clearly didn't.

I got you the fondue set.

Oh, right.

It's nice.

Oh, my God.

He's going to kill Edie. You would think
so, but no such luck.

That vindictive hag told Victor
everything.

Victor knows?

Yeah, and seeing how he's the rich mayor
of a small town with various thugs and

cops at his disposal, Carlos and I
thought it would be safer if we got the

out of Dodge.

You're leaving Fairview?

Yeah, this afternoon.

No. You can't be serious.

Look, we'll be back.

Some day, we just have to wait till this
all blows over.

I can't believe this.

I know this is a loudly way to say
goodbye, and I'm sorry, but I don't have

choice.

Do you guys have any idea how much I'm
going to miss you?

Hey, you heard the news?

A tornado just hit Mount Pleasant, and
they think we could get one, too.

Y 'all better head inside and start
getting ready.

You guys go.

Yeah, and we don't need to say goodbye
anyway, because we're going to see you

real soon.

And everything will be just the way it
was.

Sadly, this was not to be.

In four short hours, one of these women
would lose a husband, and all of them

would lose a friend.

But how could they have known this?

It was supposed to be.

A beautiful day.

By noon that day, a tornado watch was in
effect on Wisteria Lane, and every one

of its residents was preparing for the
storm.

Everyone, that is, except Gabrielle
Solis.

who was more concerned about another
storm on the horizon.

Mayor Lang, recovering from his
injuries, will reportedly be released

hospital tomorrow.

Until then, the deputy mayor will be
coordinating Fairview's emergency

as the city remains on tornado watch.

I turned off the gas and locked your car
in the garage. I'm going to go grab my

passport from the safe deposit box
before they close the bank.

What's wrong?

They said Victor's getting out of the
hospital.

Tomorrow. Relax.

We're going to be gone before they give
him his last bunch bath.

And remember, the accountant's dropping
off the papers for my Cayman Island

account. I can't deal with that right
now. I'm packing.

Gabby, those documents give us access to
$10 million.

Multitask.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I told you just to pack the essentials.

That's what I'm doing.

Is that a boa?

Carlos, if you were taking me somewhere
where I don't need a boa, then I don't

want to go.

Fine.

You could be a little bit more
sensitive. I had to say goodbye to my

today. Yes, I'm sorry.

I should probably go over and say
something to Edie. Like what?

Rot in hell, you maggoty whore?

That woman ruined our lives. If she had
kept her mouth shut, we wouldn't be

running away.

I know, but I can't help feeling a
little guilty.

I mean, do you ever even think about
what we did to Edie? Who cares?

Thanks to her, I'm giving up my home, my
friends, half my wardrobe. So do me a

favor and never mention her name again.
Unless it's followed by the phrase, that

conniving skank.

You think you can do that?

Hey, Lynette. Hi. Did you hear they
declared a tornado watch?

Scary, huh?

Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'm
ready for anything.

It's sweet of you to drop by, though.

Oh, yeah.

You're welcome.

Can we stay in your basement?

What? Well, if this tornado watch gets
upgraded to a warning, we're going to

need a place to wait it out.

Who exactly is we?

We, me, Tom, the kids.

That family you've come to know and
love.

All seven of you? Yeah.

Well, first of all, I only love four of
you.

And second, no way in hell.

McCluskey, please.

It's a small basement, Lynette. I've
already invited Ida over.

We just want to play some cards and wait
this thing out in peace and quiet.

We can be quiet.

Relative to the storm.

Look, there's a shelter over at Third
and Grove. Why don't you go over there?

That's in the middle of Skid Row. You
think I want my kids around a bunch of

winos? Ida's off the wagon. It's not
going to be much better here.

I am asking you as a friend, please.

You're not going to let this thing go,
are you?

Thanks. And don't worry, I'll have a
talk with my kids. I promise they'll

lid on the destruction.

Relative to the storm.

Yeah.

Dylan, we're fine.

It's a tornado bot.

No.

You paid a lot of money for this class
trip, and I want you to stay and enjoy

it. Tell Julie I'll keep an eye on her
mom.

Gotta go.

What the hell are you doing here?

I just came to talk to Adam.

I like your hair long.

This is harassment.

I won't call the police.

I don't think so.

You'd have to tell them what happened
with me and your husband.

You don't want people knowing about
that.

In case you'd forgotten, Adam wants
nothing to do with you.

Oh?

Didn't seem that way yesterday.

He didn't tell you I'd stop by?

Uh -oh.

I hope he's not starting to keep things
from you.

Again.

Here, I brought you a few things in case
there is a tornado.

Wow, tape, batteries, a radio.

How'd you know I need this stuff? An
educated guest.

Hey, actually, since you're here, I was
thinking that maybe it would be a good

idea to tell Orson about Mike's, you
know, drug problem.

Good, because I already told him.

You did? When?

Last week.

I was afraid that Mike might go to Orson
for pills.

I'm sorry, so Orson already knows about
Mike?

Did I do something wrong?

No. No, you didn't do anything wrong.

Thanks. I

don't believe a word

you say.

So you still don't think I slept with
Adam? Of course not.

Oh, well, let me paint a picture for
you.

Me lying in his arms, him wondering out
loud how he ended up marrying such a

cold, hard bitch.

Catherine, are you all right? I couldn't
help noticing. Of course you couldn't.

And everything's fine.

Thank you.

Hi there. I don't mean to intrude, but
are you all right?

Not really, no.

Would you like a nice cup of tea?

The National Weather Service has
extended the tornado watch to the Tri

area. Funnel clouds have been spotted in
the counties of Mansfield and... I

can't believe you're being so nice.

You don't even know me. Well, I know
Catherine, and believe me, you're not

only person I've seen her reduce to
tears.

Did you see her spit on me?

Yeah. That was unfortunate.

If you need any antibacterial soap, I...
No, I'm good.

So, um, why on earth would Catherine
treat you so dreadfully?

Oh, she's just mad because her husband's
in love with me.

I was one of his patients back in
Chicago.

From the moment we met, there was this
intense passion.

We tried to fight it, but we couldn't.

Well, you're only human.

I know he's miserable without me, even
though she tries to pretend that they're

happy.

I mean, you're their neighbor.

You think they're happy?

Well, they seem content.

Well, they're not.

It was just an observation.

Yeah, a stupid one.

Okay.

This has been lovely.

We really should do it again sometime.

You think I'm making this up?

We were lovers. I can prove it. He has a
snake tattoo on his right shoulder.

I licked it.

Be that as it may, I really think you
should go now. No one believes me.

She has you all brainwashed.

Sylvia, where are you going?

Sylvia, you need to come out of there.

Ask Adam. He'll tell you the truth.

Well, Adam is not here, and there is a
tornado coming.

And as you may have gleaned from the
batteries and bottled water, that

is where we are planning on riding it
out.

I need to talk.

Susan, I'm with a patient.

Yeah, I can see that. Hi, I'm his
neighbor.

I'm curious, why the hell would you give
Mike drugs?

Uh, Mrs.

Kowalski, we're going to step out for
just a moment.

No need. I'll be quick, because I'm sure
you have a very good reason for giving

Mike pills when you know that he has a
drug problem.

So, what is your very good reason?

Okay, this may take a while. You might
want to spit.

Mike was having a lot of pain with his
shoulder.

Oh, of course. And you know all about
shoulder pain, being a dentist.

I thought I was helping. By giving pills
to an addict?

Does that sound helpful to you, Mrs.
Glossy? Ah.

Thank you. Finally, some sanity.

Susan, you have to leave.

Fine.

But you know, if I find out that you
have given Mike so much as a breath

Trust me, there is not enough Novocaine
in this office to numb the pain I will

inflict on you.

Hi, Miss Britt.

Need some bottled water before the storm
hits?

Well, thanks, Jeremy.

Twenty bucks.

Hold it.

You are price scouting right before a
tornado?

I was just trying to make some money.

You really want to make some money?

Go hit up Gabrielle Solis. She hasn't
met a price tag she doesn't like.

I already tried.

She and Mr. Solis are moving.

Moving?

Yeah, they're loading up their car and
everything.

They didn't tell you?

Well, they probably didn't want a big
emotional scene.

Too bad.

What are you supposed to do, Mike? Leave
him in your truck? I'm not going to sit

back and watch you spin out of control.

Out of control?

Have I ever missed a mortgage payment?

What? Or disappeared for days on end? Or
OD'd in an alley?

No. I go to work every day. I help out
around the house. I take care of you and

Julie. What's the problem?

What's the problem?

Let's see. You lied to me.

Your drug dealer almost dated my
daughter. You lied to me some more.

And then I find out that you hit up my
best friend's husband for more pills.

You're pulling this out of proportion.

And you're kind of yelling at me. Also a
problem. I'm sorry.

I'm in pain.

You might think you have things under
control, but they're only going to get

worse. And with a baby on the way.

I'm sick of explaining myself. If I need
a pill now and then, I'll take one. So

where are they?

I'm serious, Susan.

Give them to me.

Forget it. Hey, don't walk away from me.
Susan!

Let go of me!

Tomatoes touching down outside Mount
Pleasant. We can confirm six dead...

My wife

needs to be seen immediately.

She's pregnant and she fell down the
stairs. Any bleeding?

Uh, no.

Cramping? I think I just twisted my
ankle, but I would like to get checked

anyway. Sure, but for non -emergency
cases, it's going to be a long wait.

Well, she's pregnant. Doesn't that make
it an emergency?

Sir, I'm sorry. You're just going to
have to wait.

How could you not have told me Sylvia
was here? I was trying not to upset you.

Well, you failed.

At least if you had warned me, I
wouldn't have been blindsided when she

on our front lawn. I'm sorry.

Look, I'll call the police. I'll get a
restraining order. I'll do whatever it

takes to get this woman out of our
lives.

Brie, hello.

Hi, Catherine.

Could I borrow Adam for a second?

Situation on my hands.

She's over there. First door on the
left. And please hurry.

What is she doing there in the first
place?

I saw her weeping. I wanted to help.

You wanted dirt.

And I'll bet she told you plenty.

I can't help having a sympathetic face.

Sylvia? I need you to come out here,
okay?

Adam?

Is that you, darling?

Don't call him that.

Catherine, I'm not coming out of Steve
here. I'm not leaving you alone with my

husband. Just come out. I'll get rid of
her.

Ladies.

What's she tell you?

That she had an affair with Adam.

Well, she didn't.

She was a patient, pathetic, lonely
woman.

One day, for no other reason than sheer
pity, he gave her a little kiss.

Sylvia took this to mean that they were
in love.

And when Adam told her otherwise, she
had a breakdown and accused him of

assault.

What did you do?

We settled out of court.

I wanted to fight it.

But Adam was afraid of losing his
license.

Of course, we lost everything else.

Our home, our savings, and our friends.

So this is why you moved back to
Fairview?

It was supposed to be our friend of the
dark.

Well, Catherine, for what it's worth, I
would have bitten her face, too.

What's that noise?

Is that the tornado?

It's worse. It's the scabbles.

Hey, we're here.

I know.

All right, guys, come on. Stick up the
places.

This is our...

I'm begging.

Oh, it's all right. I'm going to get
used to it. Come here. Keep that to

Hey, guys.

Come on now.

Knock it off.

Here you go.

And first base, second base, third base,
sit.

We're going to have a nice and quiet
tornado watch, and nobody's going to

any problems. Is there a cat here?

Oh, yes. I brought Toby.

Wow.

Is something wrong?

I didn't realize there'd be a cat.

Tom's really allergic.

It sets off my asthma.

Ida, is there any chance that we could
put little Toby upstairs?

Upstairs? Yeah, he'd be very safe. We
could put him in a closet.

Sure.

Why don't we put Penny with him?

Since it's safe.

What?

Toby is Ida's baby, Lynette.

No, Toby's an animal, and my husband, a
human being, will get very sick if he

stays down here, so please, put the cat
upstairs.

Look, I invited Ida to come here. You
I'm doing a favor for. If you're not

with the accommodations, you're free to
leave.

Hey, I'll just stay over here.

Maybe it won't get any worse.

No, that's ridiculous.

Karen, come on.

Sorry, the cat stays.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just worried
about you.

How long are they going to keep us
waiting?

You sure that's all it is?

Hey, hey, we were here way before these
people. Sir, they're seeing everyone on

an emergency basis. This woman is
hemorrhaging. Danny, can you take her

What, you're going to see blood before
you'll treat somebody? My wife's

pregnant, and she fell down a flight of
stairs.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask
you to be patient. These people are

bleeding. I can absolutely wait.

I'm just asking to take a look at you,
okay? Hell, you could have done it while

you're standing here talking to me,
right? Sure. We'll get to your wife as

as we can. Now, please, take a seat.
Just take a look at her. Get the hell

of me.

Mike! Stop!

I need security here now.

Let me out of these things.

When your wife's done and you're ready
to go home?

The doctor said the baby's fine.

Oh, my God.

Your ankle?

Just a mild sprain.

I've had better days.

I'm so sorry.

It's going to be okay.

I talked to the doctor, and they have a
rehab facility they work with.

I can kick this myself.

I've done it before.

You keep saying that, and it just keeps
getting worse.

Susan, look at me.

I'm handcuffed to a chair.

I think I've hit bottom here.

I'll fix this.

Just know what you have.

Mr. Delfino, the doctor asked me to give
you these for the pain.

God, are you kidding me?

I've kind of had a rough day here.

No.

I've just got to get going.

No.

There's no tomorrow.

It's now.

You will quit this now. You will go to
rehab or so help me. I will leave you.

I will take this baby and I will leave
you.

Gabriel! Excuse me?

Sorry, I'm in a rush. My wife's alone
with the kids, and I have to get home

before this storm hits.

This is the information Carlos asked
for.

About what?

About the Cayman Island account.

Didn't he tell you I was coming?

Yeah, of course he did. He said you'd be
stopping by.

This is everything you need to access
the money.

I washed my hands of this, so whatever
you do, don't lose that folder. Got it?

Believe me, I won't let it out of my
sight. All right. Nice to finally meet

Gabrielle. You're just as pretty as
Carlos said you were.

Oh, no.

I'm prettier.

You're home.

Lynette! What the hell did I tell you?

I'm not going to sit and watch my
husband suffocate.

Well, I don't want Ida to wake up and
find her cat missing.

Karen, after all our years of
friendship, how can you choose a cat

husband?

You think we're friends?

Of course.

Really? Do you ever stop by just to say
hi or invite me for a cup of tea? Ida

does. What are you talking about? I had
you over for lemonade last week. And

while I was drinking it, you went to the
store and I watched the kids.

Face it, the only time we're friends is
when you need something.

That is not true. I genuinely care about
you.

You mean like today when you came by to
check on me?

Oh, that's right.

You only wanted a basement.

That is worth a lot to me.

Give me my money!

Your money?

Carlos embezzled it!

Oh, now you're moral all of a sudden?
You didn't care where the money was

from when you thought Carlos was going
to spend it on you.

Okay, I'm not unreasonable.

Cut me in for, say, 60%, and I'll go
away.

Please open the door.

Sylvia!

Thank God you're here. We need to get
into the bathroom.

We can't. There's a woman in there.

Well, tell her to hurry it up.

No, no. She's barricaded herself in
there.

She's a patient of mine who's had a
little meltdown. Just give me five

We don't have time.

There's a funnel cloud out there.

Open the damn door!

we hurt you and i wish it didn't happen
the way it did and i just want you to

know that why are you talking like that
well i thought just in case we oh no you

don't you just set the hell up we're not
doing deathbed confessions here

i'm gonna get through this i'm gonna go
on hating you for years to come

you really hate me

It's just that I really let myself fall
for him.

Which was stupid, because I always knew
that he'd go back to you.

I'm so sorry, though.

We should shut the hell up.

I think it's possible Benjamin might be
changing.

That went beyond the hypothetical a good
ten minutes ago.

We're giving you shelter. You could at
least be gracious.

We wouldn't need shelter if you hadn't
dragged us over here. Oh, you know it's

my fault that that lunatic commandeered
our safe room? If you hadn't been dying

to know our business, you wouldn't have
gotten in there. Can we stop pointing

fingers?

This isn't Bree's fault.

You're right.

Sorry.

You can understand why I'm...

It's a bet, having that insane woman
back in our lives.

I can only imagine I had to listen to
her babble for an hour.

What kind of things was she saying?

She said that she and Adam were lovers
and she could prove it because he had a

tattoo.

What? He said he had a tattoo on his
shoulder, which I know isn't true

I've seen him at the pool and I would
have remembered because tattooed people

make me very uncomfortable.

Did you say what kind of tattoo it was?

Um, a snake.

What's the difference? He doesn't have
one.

You have to understand.

No, I...

You've got to get in the basement now!

Debbie!

Damn it, where are you?

Where's Gabby?

I thought she was with you.

I don't know where she is.

I guess we'll have to wait for her
together.

Do you mind if I say something?

Gabby and I never planned to get back
together, Victor.

We tried to keep away from each other.
We really did.

I don't know. It's like we're two halves
of the same person or something.

And when we're apart, we just aren't
happy, which is why we...

We never set out to

hurt you, Victor.

And I'm sorry we did.

Are you done?

Yeah.

Did you hear that?

It was supposed to be a beautiful day.

But then the winds came and changed
everything.

And not just the houses and the lawns.
Oh my God!

The people had changed too.

While the storm had raged, each of them,
had learned something

about friendship

and forgiveness

and redemption.

And some had learned the hardest lesson
of all.

that life is always fragile and very
often unfair.