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And I was like, Ben, if you don't send me a black car, I'm working.

Oh my god, so scary.

Oh my god, I know, right? And did you see how I was looking at her? Oh, I saw.

She's gross.

Gigi, go!

Go!

Did you notice how everyone started dancing after we hit the floor? Oh,

felt like I was hosting the entire club.

I mean, what, I said I had, like, three people, and then all of a sudden it's

like, oh my god, come hang out with us. And I'm like, can we join you?

It was, like, dead before we showed it.

Gigi, walk.

Bitch, go.

It's exhausting being this hot.

I know.

Oh, my God, I'm so done with this dog.

Oh, my God, I love your dog.

I swear, it's not even intentional. People just, like, follow my vibe.

Is that a thing? Like, Nashville River or something?

I don't think it was just your vibe.

Oh, shut up, skank. I'm just magnetic.

A cat, Tommy, just stood up outside my door.

Whoa, he's looking fine.

Wait, seriously?

Don't get chlamydia.

I've heard rumors.

Gigi, go potty, now.

Come on, bitch. Mommy is tired and coming down hard. Let's go bench

Seriously? And it rains all day.

Let me go! Let me be!

Let me go!

Another coyote attack this morning. This one in Sherman Oaks. Why does this keep

happening? For one, coyotes aren't picky eaters. They're optimistic predators.

They're not about nipping at you to send a message if they feel threatened.

Coyotes deeper in the Los Angeles neighborhood.

They're desperate.

They're going to do what they have to do to survive.

Rats in the walls?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, rats will spawn 6 to 12 illiterals up to 6 illiterals a year. That's 60

rats right there.

Often one big mama rat.

But how? It's a new house.

Well, look around.

Contractors use cheap drywall, plastic instead of copper.

Oh, and rats.

Rats will chew through just about anything.

Yeah, you got doggy doors, water, gas lines, nice family.

Thanks. Yeah, drains, toilet vents.

Trust me when I say you do not want one of those nasty little critters climbing

out of your toilet.

Yeah, I don't even want to think about that.

Then don't. Look, rats are vermin. Right. They're a disease.

They want your shelter, your food, your water, your happiness, your sanity.

And they wiggle their little bodies through any nook or cranny they can find

until they get it.

Okay, so what do we do?

Do you really have to poison them? Can't you just, like, track them and, like,

relocate them to the desert or something? Oh, yeah. Make them nice

suitcases and bath towels?

No. You don't send them to a day spa.

You gotta wipe them out.

Send a message to all the other rats in the area.

This house right here is off limits.

Right.

Just thinking, like, are rats even that bad?

You ever hear of a little thing called the Black Plague?

Millions and millions of people dying horribly.

Bleeding out of their eyes, their ears, their abs. I got it. Rat's bad.

Poison good.

Oh, this is not good. It's not.

But now that, that's your biggest problem.

Act like a rat paradise.

That's my neighbor's yard.

I'll go ahead and spray it anyway.

You're welcome.

No, no, I don't own that part.

Is he a customer?

He's soon to be.

going with you and our... No, it wasn't, and that's rude.

Come on, come out.

Come on.

What's the attitude, huh?

Like this happened overnight.

Then she ghosted me, moved to Turkey or something.

Oh, man.

Oh, it sucks.

Sorry, just to go back to what we were saying earlier about the pricing plan.

So you said there's like... My dad fell down the stairs, had a stroke.

Hey, kid.

Charles, nice to see you.

We got rats in the walls.

Oh, I told you it was rats.

I saw one squirming under the garage door the other night and broke.

Yeah, I'm already on it.

He's also going to set Tripp's house on fire for us. Oh, good.

It's an eyesore. Do us a favor.

Afraid I can't help you there.

Oh, I was just kidding.

Well, that's my time.

All righty.

Well, I'm going to set some traps, do some spraying, and I'll be back in a few

days to check everything out.

Okay. Thanks a lot, Devin.

Oh, one more thing.

Yeah.

Rats love dog food.

So, you might want to get rid of the dog.

The dog food?

The dog.

No, that's okay.

You let me know. No extra charge.

No, but no, that's not even... So no on that.

Did he think he was going to get rid of the dog?

I think he was kidding.

That's weird.

And creepy.

He's just passionate about what he does. He came highly recommended.

Oh, shit.

Okay, I'll be in my office.

Good to see you.

but there was a stop sign.

He's almost on the deadline, honey. We'll have more time with him soon.

Sure we will. We will. I promise.

Where's the candy?

The National Weather Service has issued another red flag warning. The gust is

expected to reach up to 60 miles per hour in Hollywood this evening.

Hey. What's up?

Um, are you all worried about the tree out front?

Because they just said that the storm was going to be really crazy tonight,

you did say that you were going to trim it last year.

No, it's fine.

It's going to be fine.

I'm not worried.

Yeah? I was trying to make shit sound worse than it is on the news.

Remember the killer bees?

Remember how long we heard about them?

When I was a kid, I was afraid of all bees.

You ever see one killer bee?

Did anyone ever die from a bee? I mean, that wasn't allergic.

No, I'm not worried.

Okay. It's fine.

It's going to be fine.

If you say so.

I know so. All right.

Okay.

And you're not the pizza.

No, I'm not a pizza.

Unless you want me to be one.

Uh, wait, is this, um, 1202?

Nope, this is 1208.

That's 1202.

Shit!

Shoot, I mean, uh, sorry.

So sorry.

Fuck me, it's 90 out here.

Oh my

God.

Whether or not she may or may not have, you know, sex.

Now, you still want to be respectful, so you would use a term like, um, lady of

the night.

Chloe, that's a good one.

Like a vampire.

Yeah, except she doesn't suck blood.

Let's table this conversation until after dinner.

Good, good, yeah.

Or until you turn 18.

Whatever.

We need to do the pizza.

Charlie? Charlie?

What is it, boy?

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, what's out there?

What page are you on?

I'm almost done.

Okay, Mrs.

Well?

I'm going to need a couple of days to really form an opinion.

Are you serious?

No.

It's really good.

Really? Yeah, it's really good.

Really? Like, don't let this go to your head, but it might actually be...

I'm curious.

What's your favorite part?

I'll do the animal.

Okay.

We can wait until tomorrow.

Okay.

Guys, guys, guys.

Oh, there's something outside.

Uh -huh.

I just heard an animal and it's hurt and we need to go right now and go and

help. Oh.

Okay. Okay. Let's check it out.

Okay. Give me, give me.

No, right now. Right now. Okay.

Okay.

It was a tree.

It's just a tree.

No, it was a dog.

Make sure it's okay.

Honey, I think it was just a tree.

sketchy little coyote no big deal and then i'll come back to our own beds

charlie and his little one we can recreate exactly where we want

It's not great.

It's not great.

We wanted a new one.

Oh, shit.

the tree while the rest of la felt the storm the hills

bore the brunt of its fury suffering the worst of the damage with downed trees

and widespread power outages

Do you want to do it?

Ew.

As if, Dad.

As if.

It's congealed and it's like ground into the concrete and dropped.

Hey.

You can just leave the food at the door. You don't have to make a big thing of

it.

Um, what food?

I ordered Thai food.

I don't know. I'm the neighbor.

Like, yeah.

Generator says he's going to go off the grid soon. Screw the man.

Oh, Liv.

Hey. Hey, Trev.

I thought you were somebody else. How you doing?

I'm good. How are you? You look good. I'm okay, yeah.

How's Stu?

Scott. Scott.

Sorry. He's good. He's doing well.

Hey, listen, if you're looking for some water, we can't help you.

We barely have enough.

No?

No, Trev, do you have a cat?

Lucy, is she okay?

Um, well, we found this in our driveway. That's her collar. So, yeah, just gonna

give that to you.

You found this in your driveway? Did you leave the door open again? Okay, I'm

gonna go. Did you leave the door open?

Okay, I told you to watch the door.

Lucy!

I'm hungry!

Thankfully, no fires from Cal West Ziba Road closures have blocked emergency

services regardless.

Expect delays for the next... 24 hours.

Stay safe out there, okay?

Maybe turn a bit to the left, Gus. What's that?

Maybe try and move at a different angle.

To the right? This way? Straight down?

Yeah.

You sure that's in the right setting?

There's only one setting, I think. It's just forward and reverse.

I've been doing this for like 20 minutes and it looks like an animal just kind

of clawed at it. Wow.

Hey.

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah. I wanted to bring the chainsaw.

But of course, Sheila said no.

Well, that's probably for the best.

Oh, but good news. Tony said we got really lucky that the tree didn't damage

gas main. Could have been a lot worse. Trust me. You don't want a gas leak.

One small spark and boom.

Bye -bye, dream house.

Huh. Well, that's great.

That's a silver lining.

That's right. Oh, shit.

I am seriously concerned your dad's going to lock off an arm.

He's built stuff before.

Things that are pretty simple.

Did you know most shark attacks are because they mistake us for seals?

Do you know most seal attacks happen because they mistake us for kelp?

Mom, that wasn't funny.

Put a bit of elbow grease into it. Maybe the battery could be a bit lower, too.

It could be.

Are you sure that's in the top set?

Can I just have your phone?

Sorry, I only have 30%. So?

So no.

God.

I can't believe she's gone.

How do you know? You only looked for her for like five minutes.

You're right. I'm a fucking idiot.

God damn it. She's probably out there. She's scared to death. She's probably

pissed at me.

I'm going to go find her.

Great idea.

What the hell, Tripp?

I think the generator went out.

How am I gonna charge my phone?

I don't know. Have you thought about unplugging it?

Might be good for your mental health.

Jesus Christ.

from Sheila.

Eat you.

Looks like she needs my expertise in the grill.

Yeah, I get it. When Liv summons me, I don't wait any time either.

Someone's me.

Don't be someone's me, mate.

I'm my own man.

Remember that.

Yeah, no, I didn't.

Okay, yeah, my bad.

Fuck, I gotta go.

Tell Sheila Liv and I say hi.

Or don't.

Yeah, just leave it now, just leave it now.

I told you, I got carried away.

You know what Scott's like.

I think he'll take a piss on his own.

I'll be home soon, okay?

I love you.

What do

you want?

Shoo!

Come on, get the fuck out of here.

What are you looking at?

What the hell's wrong with

him?

Oh,

oh,

it's the gear.

Hey.

Do you hear that sound?

Sounds like somebody singing or dying.

Get back!

This do sing?

Wait a minute.

Yeah, I'm okay. Why? Don't I look okay?

No.

You look like you have the flu.

No, it's just these allergies.

It's, uh... Yeah.

Yeah.

Can I help you?

Is your mommy or your daddy home?

Mom! That weirdo from next door is here!

I can stand it right here. I can hear that.

You think Lizzy was in the tree when it fell?

Yeah.

But you haven't seen any sign of her.

Well, just the collar.

So the collar could have slipped off, right?

There's a possibility.

So stop flirting with me, Liv, and help me find her.

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Lizzy. Lizzy.

Your sweet princess.

Here, girl. Here, girl.

Lucy, good girl, kitty.

Mom, what are you doing?

Oh, we're helping Tripp find his cat.

But it's definitely missing?

Uh -huh. Lucy, come on, good girl. Oh, I think I see her.

If you ended up too drunk to find your way home, and I have to come looking for

you again, I'm going to loosen on you, Tony.

It's going to be the last straw.

And I mean it!

Oh, shit.

Hey, I forgot about this.

Oh, good. See if it's too hard.

Hi, Shira.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he left a while ago.

Uh -huh.

Of course.

All right, take care, honey.

I just

got off the phone with Sheila, and she said

Tony isn't home yet. So she's really worried.

That's weird. Maybe he followed the rainbow.

Maybe he did.

Maybe he just, like, stopped at a pub for a pint. Maybe. To make a point.

You hear that?

Charlie, easy.

They're just talking to each other.

In a little coyote convention.

I look scared.

Huh?

It's sad when they lose their pack.

Have you lost your way home?

Chloe,

why don't you take Charlie inside, honey?

Yeah,

take Charlie.

Easy.

We're right behind you. Go ahead, honey, get him out of here.

Easy, nice and easy.

Oh, my

God.

I think it wanted to eat you.

No.

Maybe just a nibble.

Yeah.

inside in our house.

Chloe gets a nice slice. Here you go.

Bon appetit.

What is that?

It's like, um, it's sort of a meat.

Yeah, it's good. You'll love it. Honey, no one wants your fake meats.

I'll just have bread and water.

Thanks. You're not a prisoner, Chloe.

Are you sure?

Because this feels like torture.

I don't know why you won't just let me heat up the frozen dinners.

oh yeah please heat up the frozen meals with no power i'd love to see this you

make a little fire in the kitchen gas is different

than electric different bills yeah that's right

No,

I'm not gonna take off my shirt. Fuck you!

Pervert.

What was I saying?

Okay, yeah, the lizards.

Yeah, they wouldn't turn down food.

I'm gonna try it.

Why not?

Okay, thank you.

See you next time around, baby.

Fuck!

You scared the shit out of me!

Where the fuck have you been?

Charging my phone in your car, I got stuck in a scroll.

I'm not fucking paying you for that!

I need you to help me.

I need you to, I need you to help me grieve.

I need you to help me hurt.

Can you help me hurt?

Yeah.

I can do that.

Yeah.

you're such a sad pathetic loser

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

comes in you smack the living shit out of it

I am.

Fine.

Chiropractor. Give up?

Wait, no, shh.

What was that?

It's a truck waiting on fireworks.

This is a check.

So, Chloe, Chloe.

Chloe, Chloe, come on.

Chloe, Chloe.

Why is he setting him off inside?

I don't know. He's an idiot. I mean, he's...

those are fireworks it's probably charlie go

grab him scott come on hey go get him you guys stay here it's my turn when i

come back you know i'm gonna call 9 -1 -1 i don't something feels weird

Hey,

hey, take it easy.

in the last two minutes out there.

You okay?

Yeah.

It's good.

It's wild out there.

Ow! God damn it! Get him, Scott!

Yes, I know. I'll get him.

hey trippin scott just looking for my dog no don't shoot me

Are there gunshots in here?

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey! Don't shoot!

Get the fuck away!

It's okay. It's okay.

It's me.

Who the fuck you are?

Scott! Come on, I'm giving you red!

I'm the neighbor!

You don't let us shoot the neighbor!

I'm sorry.

I... It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm just going to open the door, okay?

Can you put the gun down, please?

Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

They got in.

They were everywhere.

It was so many of them. I tried to stay in fight with him. I did.

But he...

Get out of here.

So I did. I ran it here.

Oh, God. It's creeping up here.

Suddenly, it sounded like they were eating it.

I'm dead. I'm so sorry.

here i want to go to my

I'm sorry, but we could really use your help right now.

You need to give the poison time to work.

Not gonna happen overnight.

Three to ten days to fully get rid of your problems.

It's not the rats.

We have a crazy situation here.

I'm having a real situation here, too, with someone calling me on my night off.

No, no, no, no, no.

I will be there before sunrise to check the rat traps.

Night night.

out there you better move your goddamn ass that's a good thing i'm a fast

The what?

You know, those long strings of white puffy clouds behind airplanes?

Yeah, yeah. Those are chemicals that the government is dumping into the

atmosphere to mind control. But it's killing all the bees and it's driving

the animals crazy.

You know, it's like in that movie. You know the one where all the birds attack

everyone? What's it called?

The one with all the birds.

moment you know where the birds are coming out her head and it's really it's

iconic movie why don't you have the name of it i'm pretty sure it's the birds oh

man it's gonna come to me later agree to disagree give me the keys

what oh god the gate

isn't gonna open because the power is out oh shit oh

my god ever been off -roading

You know, just hanging out.

Oh,

is

that Charlie?

Is he okay?

He's good.

Yeah? Yeah, he's good.

It's good to see you.

Is it bad?

Is it bad?

Why don't you move it? It's okay. Let's just... Oh, it's all right.

He cut his finger carving our turkey and passed out right in my potatoes.

Okay, okay.

You're definitely going to need stitches and probably a rabies shot.

That's good.

Something to look forward to.

You know, Chloe thinks this is all her fault.

What? Why?

She's been feeding the coyotes.

She said they looked hungry.

She thinks we eat holy cow.

I don't know what this is.

It's almost like some kind of mass hysteria.

It's like when those monkeys started attacking the tourists in Thailand.

Yeah, when whales ran boats.

Right.

Why wouldn't Chloe tell me about the Coyotes?

Because you're not here.

What are you talking about?

You're not here.

You're not with us.

You're not even with your daughter.

You're always working, you know? I mean, it's like, if we came in...

Try and have a conversation with you in your office? Walking in eggshells, we

don't know what to say. I'm walking.

I finally got this dream. We are aware you're working.

We are very well aware you're working.

Everything I do is for you and Chloe.

For this house, for this life.

Would you rather be in a shit -fun bedroom in Cretatown?

About the noisy restaurant?

Couldn't you make sleep?

Fucking toilet rolls back in? Yes.

Yes.

Because we were with you.

We just have to figure out a way off this hill, and we're going to get off

hill, okay? I know it looks bad outside, but there are roads that are open, and

we just have to contact somebody. So, any working cell phones, iPads,

No, everything's dead.

Chloe, you have no juice?

No. You really have no juice? Yeah, I mean, I used to. Okay, that's okay,

okay.

Excuse me.

You had a phone this whole time that works.

Yeah.

charging it in Trump's car when those wolves started coming around. First of

all, they're coyotes.

Secondly, whatever.

I doubt Trump cared if they were coyotes or cows when they were eating his

lungs. They ate his lungs. No, no, no. They ate some of his lungs, but he was

dead. He died peacefully.

I heard him scream. He died very peacefully.

It doesn't matter. Can I borrow it, please?

For what?

For an emergency call because of the emergency we're all experiencing.

God bless you.

You had 86 %?

What? Yeah, it gives me to be responsible.

I'm stunned.

Oh, shit.

Okay, I'm on hold. Can you do me a huge favor and just stay on the phone? We're

on hold.

Remember the emergency.

Take a look outside.

Okay? Yeah. All right.

More ideas. And there are no bad ideas. Just throw them out.

What if they... Build a cage.

Oh, I know I said there are no bad ideas, and I love that you're using your

brain, but how would we ever build one big enough to fit all the coyotes inside

and to get them to go in it? Keep it going, okay? I don't mean to be

But it wouldn't be for them. It'd be for us, like a shark cage.

Yeah.

That could work.

No way.

I could build it. I could. No, honey, you know what? It doesn't come with

instructions, and you're not very good with your hands. I know you want to be

that person. I see it in your hands. I am the person. I got it. Hey, hey, hey.

Where are we? Let's see. I got it. Oh, oh, okay. Okay.

Thank you.

Okay. Oh, there he is. He's okay.

He's okay.

Oh, I didn't even know you were here.

Thank you, Julie.

Yeah.

80's faster. 80's famous.

Oh, my God.

Dave?

Dave, do you hear me up there?

Yes, I hear you.

As you were saying, you were right.

I treated you guys like background artists.

I don't even remember when she stopped calling me dad.

Started calling me Scott.

I just kind of ignored it.

And I see the way you look at me, and I know you're just bracing for

disappointment.

I didn't catch that. Can you say that again?

Really? Yeah, it was just... No,

I just... I was... When did it cut out?

I heard, I want to, and then nothing.

Oh.

I was saying... I want to... Go on a trip?

someone's coming oh someone's coming

Storm shut down the hill, but I think there was a back road like a rat.

End of days.

This is what we got here.

You going thirsty?

Thank you very much.

Mr. Galan BBQ!

villain bitch is coming along but you want me it's gonna be fucking useless

you can't rush a masterpiece

Trapped in here. I can't breathe. Pass control.

Come on.

Come here. Oh, my God.

Why are you the one making all that noise?

It's okay.

It's okay.

We were just hanging out here.

I'm going to get you out of here.

There's a fire coming. We're going to come back for you, okay?

All right?

Come on, buddy.

I got you.

Yeah, I'll be like Charlie.

They just wanted their puppies.

That's why they were so pissed.

What? Is the cage built?

Pretty much.

But I'm not going to do this on my own.

That's a really bad idea. Just break in the cages sometimes.

It's going to be fine.

Chloe, this was your idea.

And it's going to work.

It's going to work.

You didn't have instructions.

You did good.

I can't watch this.

You won't be neither.

I wish you guys to translate what just happened.

Oh, my God.

Guys,

I'm going to make the handoff.

Chloe, this is going to work.

Dad? No, Dad.

Just have faith in your own man.

Sorry.

Come on now.

We're gonna get off this hill.

Alright,

let's get the fuck out of here.

We had a deal!

You okay?

Is there anything with blood?

Uh, yeah.

I think I'm getting over it.

Come on.

Everybody in there, are you okay?

We're going too slow inside.

It is,

it is, it's not mine.

As fast as it goes. It's a stick. I haven't driven a stick in a while.

There's a couple of ladies of the night back here. A stick at the island is

appropriate.

original Fantastic Four.

Who cares?

And first appearance, Thor.

Everything's not bad. But, yeah.

We're alive.

I'll get him at some trade show.

Because I haven't been on a lot of parties, so maybe they... Just drive the

Scott. And it's far away from home if it's possible.