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PROMISE ME THIS

Is that the school ?

The school is beside the church.

No, no that is the school.

You are so classic.

Thanks.

We will find the school and everything...

Everything will be there,

Only we will disappear.

Look how he is sleeping.

Grandpa, why?

Mister!

Magister Maksimovic...

from the ministry of education...

with collegue's...

I apologize, is there any school near?

Take your seat Cane.

Stanimire , today we are going to study russian grammar cases.

[speaking Russian]

Is this a school!?

Not anymore sister.

Have a drink.

Dont cry, it's not healthy,

such beautiful eyes should not cry.

Don�t.

Just a moment...

Its my beer !

Is this coal from state?

Yes it is.

Extinguish the fire!

Write!

Mr. Supervisor, beacuse the school has only one student

beacuse the school has only one student

I'm typing.

Are you typing?

I'm typing.

Are you typing?

I'm typing.

I state that the school does not fill basic conditions for work.

With decision from ministry of Republic Serbia

this school will be closed for inspection

that means, keys...

Educational employee on waiting

till transfer on new duty.

And the student will be

redirected to closest school.

Signature

Why you cry, are you sad about school?

No, I feel sad about teacher.

What did i say about coal from state!

I will put order here.

Grandpa, what is it, don�t cry.

Don�t cry grandpa.

I m not crying.

Let me sleep.

Something cracked in my head.

I feel like crying

What was break in the head?

I m near the end

my brain is falling apart

Grandpa will go

Right away or?

Not now

but soon

What are you doing?

Turn on the sedative

Come Cvetka there is something nice.

Look...

What are you looking? Go , shame on you.

Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Are you alive?

My grandpa

I decide to start from beginning

and there is one empty place

Never.

But miss...

Old days are coming man never know

Some operation.

You see?

I guarantee,to sacrifice for you

But women, i will give everything for you

Woman go away from this village, and this farmers

Last hole on earth.

I came in this hole alone, my own choice.

You fill horny or?

Look friend , Bosa is getting smarter

You dont ask how is health?

She�s smarter now, waiting, waiting

waiting to marry with you

and such a woman, that drama

hills....

woman like limousine

With what good are you coming?

Its not so good,

bull need�s to be castrated

Omo,omni,lopus

Its really strong my friend...

We are fixing feet or...?

No.

We cleaning him.

From what?

From sin.

Can animal be a sinner?

Animal can�t, people are sinners.

So why are we cleaning him?

That he does�n bother the cows.

And that cows not disturbing him also.

I don�t understand.

You will, you will, hold the balls.

You calling me to come

Do you think i�m scared?

Whatever death comes, is not worse then my life.

Look at my Cane.

Where i m gonna leave him?

And to who?

To fill your grandpa�s testament

you need to do three things.

First, you will take cow to town and sell it

and buy icon of St.Nikola.

Buy also something for yourself.

Some souvenir, something you like

What will I buy?

Don�t know.

Town is made for, everything you see you wanna buy.

You will have money, be smart and choose with heart.

Ok, icon, souvenir, is there third thing.

Yes there is third.

Should i buy something for Bosa?

Leave Bosa out of this

If you buy, buy doesn�t matter.

What is the third?

Find in town one nice and good wife.

Should I buy it?

If you can, buy it.

There is no luck if you need to pay for wife.

Grandpa, what we need wife for?

You need wife.

When i die, on this two hills

You and Bosa will be alone

You need wife, you need family, children.

I�m to little for that grandpa.

To little, come come...

Now i show you, come, come

To little, you say.

But when you watched Bosa

when she was bading naked

then you didnt be little

But Bosa is bading like once in year

That�s why you need wife, that you look her every day

That you take a bath every day

and that every day then thing, you know

You know that....

To hug.

Nothing

Go...

Cane, umbrella...

take the umbrella.

Cane, you have in the town a man called Trifun, a shoemaker...

He's got a house near the bridge

If you need something, he is my stepbrother.

Is Trifun alive?

I dont know.

I know where his house is.

Ok.

Ladies and gentlemen...

The great Gimba.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Fire!

He�s gone...

Look!

Farmer, i fuck your farmer mom

Sorry.

I fuck your cow.

My life's aim is to kill a farmer.

To kill a farmer.

To kill the man.

You think its easy to kill someone.

Its not.

You need to plan, discuss

You need a good weapon

What good weapon,

not like you, what? take the gun in your hands?

feel bad and shot him?

But you wanna fuck the cow?

First i would fuck the cow, after that it doesn�t matter

Did you know that cows today are products

of genetic engineering

they are just standing, eating, shitting

and producing milk.

Straight into a machine.

I know some stuff, but about engineering I don't know a thing

You dont know?

Does anyone understand?

What do you say?

Boss, I'll work with anything for money just tell me and will fuck a cow, i will..

But i don�t have the money...

I don�t have money..

But you know that i know,

come with me..

Where is the money?

Tommorow or?

Tommorow you are in hell.

In hell, you bastard.

Did you harvest?

I have little field boss, maybe for the weekend we can go there.

And the cow, did she give birth?

Yes, yes, she did boss

And what does farmers drink?

Whiskey.

Look how he is bleeding...

Watch out, the car...

Blood...

Did he pay?

Cleaning.

Is this a good place for that.

Don't worry, it's bulletproof.

Detonation coming, open your mouths!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

From the start.

Jasna, Jasna

Make lunch, you have carrots in the fridge.

But it's your turn to make lunch.

You will be home earlier, 35 minutes on low temperature

Don't worry

I was get an A in biology.

You probably wonder

how the twins exist here.

Because Serbia can offer Americans maximum security options

And he knows that, do you know how?

Because he is a professional in his trade.

Easy!

Krivokapici!

How are we gonna go forward in this world, when they are pulling us back.

To city hall an old textile factory is more important

than great ideas

Like taking care of antiques!

Corruption...

Don't you worry about anything, we are taking down the building in 15 days.

We will do the job like if it were for ourselves.

afterwards it's thing for the commission.

That's my worry.

You have one more problem.

Money guarantee.

Guaranted.

Now.

Easy.

Ok people, I'm speaking about the investment here,

around 2 billion,

and you are joking me about 20.000

25.000 is agreed

Yes, 25

50 % right now.

People,

How long am I going to teach you about business

The building will lean 47 degrees.

The rest is up to gravity.

City hall has nothing to do with it.

Then you build that Taj mahal.

What Taj Mahal?

I'm building the new world trade center

First in Serbia.

It sounds like she's horny.

Don't worry, just watch out for wild pigs.

When I remember, I get goosebumps.

Officer, pay the people.

To me , I'm cashier.

There is your business partner.

Jasna, get out, the show is starting.

Jasna come out to see.

Grandma what is he doing?

Bastard was fall in love

Then he won't know what to do.

Go wash your hands, and eat.

Jasna look.

Your mom is doing this.

My mom is a teacher, she works in a kindergarden.

Yes, she does, right.

Wash your hands, quick and then eat.

And now the star of the night, the irresistable Dragica the pig.

Come, come

Jasna, look!

Go away - i will call the police!

Call, they will not come, they're in the pub watching your mom!

Leave me and my mom alone, do you hear?

Watch and learn, you will need it.

Go away...fucking bastards.

Did you wash your hands?

I didn't.

Wash now, fucking shit, or I'm coming in!

Your mom is a teacher, with children.

I was see you on the bridge.

I recognized you.

Say to Tomic, that I don't wanna see any of his bastards here.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Go now, bastard.

I'm not a bastard.

So what are you?

I'm farmer.

So you dare to joke now.

Farmer, wake up!

Oh my god i killed a man.

Sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you.

Cow.

Do i look like a cow?

Far from that.

Where is my cow?

She's there.

Hey farmer, your umbrella!

I�m Cane.

I�m Jasna.

What, what?

Thanks god, thank you for the angel.

You are bit early but it's ok

What are you doing here Bosa?

Cane told me that I can come.

Cane is not the head of the house.

Yes, he is, he is big now- send him to town.

You should ask me, not Cane, ME!

oh my god and St.Nikola

What do you want Bosa?

I want that you eat something.

Did you cook soup on weeds? Get out of here!

What weeds? I made you nice soup.

Go, go!

Let me work!

You need to get in shape 'til Cane comes.

Did you see that?

Yes, I see...

Hold this.

Good day kid, does your cow have papers?

No, she only has me.

Animals need to have papers.

Medical paper, blue paper, yellow paper, red paper...

Isn't that for motor vehicles?

What do you know?

Show me your ID card.

I don�t have that.

You don�t have ID?

Quarantine.

Go!

My little sweet baby!

What has the cow got to do with my ID?

Kid, don�t play smart with me, it's the rules of the EU

The cow goes in quarantine, and you in prison for 2 days.

Help me!

People help!

People help!

Probably from Italy.

Sure.

He�s looking for Trifun.

The shoemaker?

Maybe he�s hungry?

One more?

Farmer.

Why are you looking for Trifun?

They took my Cvetka.

They took his ant.

Fuck the ant.

How old was she?

Twelve years.

Young ant.

It's a pity, kid.

Kid..

Maybe he is a spy? Go check that.

Thanks.

Where are you going, farmer?

Where are you going?

I go look for Trifun.

He told Trifun.

Say what do you need Trifun for?

Trifun is my grandfathers stepbrother.

Trifun is dead - why do you need him?

I don�t know anyone in this town.

If only someone could help me.

What did he sad?

He thinks Trifun is a vampire,

his grandpa and Trifun are stepbrothers.

And that he doesn�t have anyone else in town.

Noone you sad?

What are we to you?

Stepbrother!

My stepbrother.

Do you even know how often my grandfather,

talked about your grandfather

No, you don�t know

You don�t know, you don�t!

For Zivojin!

This is Trifun.

Grandpa.

For Trifun!

Sorry grandpa.

When Trifun and your grandpa drink.

All west serbia is crying.

That�s why he died, and his business was bancrupt.

Grandpa didn�t die because of alcohol!

He died because he was a spiritual man.

Grandpa was a spiritual man, God bless his soul.

But he was a drinker also.

And we, we work for criminals

Shame on us.

Hmm, my baby...

You are surrounded, give us the ant!

And the Cvetka

the Cow also.

This world is out of love.

Real, friendly love.

Would you be so kind as to give me the gun?

Thankyou for the confidence.

Fucker!

Come, we'll go slowly...

Cvetka!

My Cvetka.

Buy a candle for Trifun, and light it...

and light it.

You understand?

Yes, yes.

O, how these americans demolish, with great honor.

They tear down, but they rebuild also.

And demolish.

And rebuild.

It's better to demolish.

The rest of the money, spend as you like.

Not what i want, it's what I must.

What?

He probably has some debts.

Are you in debt to someone?

To grandpa.

I need to buy an icon, some souvenir, and to find a wife.

Grandpa is getting married?

No, no, the wife is for me.

I don�t wanna do it anymore.

You don�t understand, the interest, taxes, all those cost.

How do you count that?

I was work with that only for you.

And then everything...

The more i work , the more I fall into debt.

I will not give Jasna.

You ruined me, you will not ruin her.

Listen, I�m giving you a solution here.

To your daughter orgasm, and to you money.

Even in America they do the same thing..

I'm like an international bank, there is no credits.

If you cooperate, you get new credits.

If you don't - I fuck,I fuck.

Until the nervous breakdown.

A seria of nervous breakdown, in serials.

Mom!

Mother! Where are you?

No, not now, it's the most important,..

Stop...

What are you doing?

I�m dancing.

And you?

I go change clothes,

and then to the firm, to straighten things out with that bastard.

Grandma, is that a thief?

No my child, that looks like love.

Go in the house and eat, this is not for you.

Oh boy, what mess did you get into?

Stepbrother!

They want to take Jasna as a slave.

What are you yelling for?

You need to help me.

They're gonna take Jasna.

What is he saying?

It's the testament.

What testament?

Grandpa�s testament.

Testament, shame on you.

Stepbrother, I can't break the testament.

I need to bring a wife.

Wife!

I think is good now.

We will see.

This is going well..

Boss, let me shoot those bastards.

They will shoot us, look how nervous they are.

Just give me the word, I'll shoot them all.

Don�t wave with those hands, stupid!

When the time comes, we shoot them like little kittens.

Hands up!

Don�t worry, they are our friends.

Hey people, do you know what Europe will do,

If you touch their people? and in america....

Hands up!

Hey, why did you lie that there is three of them?

I swear there was three.

Ok, where is the third one?

He�s up, on the roof.

You took the gun from my godfather.

It's from 1823, that�s unique.

Smith and Weston.

Listen to this.

So!

Peace peace peace, noones fault it is.

Noones fault it is, join hands.

What a machine!

It's yours, and ours.

And mine, and yours.

Air conditioning, everything...

I'll take you far away, from this gang of farmers.

These idiots.

Nice skin!

Natural.

Three priest will marry us.

Wedding.

Saturday.

Ten�o clock, church St.Marko.

After that, straight to the airport.

Honeymoon.

Bruxelles, seven days, all in the package.

Kiss me, rough, cruel, until nervous breakdown.

We will do that in better conditions, at home.

I will show you...

Fuck your farmers mom...

Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you for the help.

And you grandpa, live till I bring a wife.

St. Nikola.

900 dinars.

Farmer, where is the cow?

Jasna, I was sell the cow and bought a icon.

I mean they first stole it from me.

Who stole what?

The cow, but that's not important now.

I took the money.

And you?

What me?

You recognized me.

I have already.

How did you find the cow?

Cvetka?

My grandfathers stepbrother was help me.

He's dead, but he helped me.

How could dead man help?

I�m so stupid.

There is his grandsons, they helped me.

Grandpa was tell me that I will recognized you,

from the first look.

Is he dead also?

No, but he said he will die, if I don�t fill the testament.

Does it hurt?

No.

You are really funny.

My love, I�m coming back spectacural..

Sensacional...

I will revenge to that evil farmer.

I�m city type of man.

Did you get marry, Bosa?

Too heavy...

Do you need help?

He bought the wedding dress.

I have wedding dress what you bought for me.

You just can�t remember.

I didn�t buy anything..

Boso, give me that stone.

That big one.

Dress with flowers.

After you sold the cow.

Silky one, 100 %.

You wash it only in warm water.

You can't remember or?

Not that one, the big one.

Ok, don�t be angry.

You�re so heavy.

Come on woman, hurry up!

When I was put the dress, you said

i look like fairy.

You promised, that you will take me to the priest.

What priest?

Go down to the bell...

Please...

Fishes and other animals have shape, what helps them to

move faster in their enviroment?

Water.

and they breed trough special organ what�s called?

And that is?

And that is...

Gills.

let me hear everyone...

Gills.

Amphibians are creatures

who can live both on earth and water...

In the water they breed trough skin,

And on the earth with...

Lungs.

Smart kids.

And word or two about reptiles.

Reptiles are animals, who doesn�t have always

same body temperature...

It dependes from temperature in enviroment.

And about birds,

Birds are only animals who can fly..

Tomic, what are you doing?

Back on your seat.

What spieces we call vertebrate?

We have mammals...

What mammals do?

They breast feed.

They breast feed from the mom.

Teacher, its the best with example from real life.

I know one guy from my village

He is football player,

every halftime he go home, to breast feed.

and after that from 30 meters he scores...

That�s the real mammal player.

What the fuck!

Who is this?

That�s turbo mammal.

Farmer.

If you want i can take care of him.

I�ll show you, you and your care.

You want me to fail the test, why are you doing this?

I want you to marry me?

Jasna, go outside and say to loverboy to be quite.

You are crazy!

Man with gray moustach wants to take you.

Listen go to your school, and then do crazy stuff!

Here is not allowed!

I don�t have school.

How is that?

It is closed.

For inspection.

I don�t care, go somewhere else,you can�t stay here.

But I recognized you.

What did I do to you, to suffer like this.

You destroyed my heart.

I destroyed you?

How did I do that?

You were married, and I was alone,

Waiting, waiting..

What was I supposed to do.

To kill my wife and get you.

If you think about my ex-boyfriend, the driver,

he was an alcoholic.

I don�t care about him.

If you think about travel salesman, he was nice

he promised he will take me to the sea.

In Hungary or?

You�re so naughty.

With him, with him you cheated on me..

With Trifun.

My stepbrother.

Shoemaker...

Hey, farmer!

Didn�t I tell you to go away.

Live my girl alone!

You understand?

I wait for Jasna, I don�t know your girlfriend.

Jasna is my girl, stupid.

Did you recognized her also.

Yes, but you will not be recognized.

Wanna fight ?

Stop with that!

You want me to call police.

What ? You feel sorry for him?

I�m calling police now.

Don�t call police, we just joking with him.

What did they do to you?

My icon.

Are you ok?

I have icon, I need souvenir...

You have souvenir , look how big it is.

Do I have you?

Wash yourself.

Do it.

Stay here, i go get alcohol.

I don�t drink alcohol.

Nice.

Not now, I�m waiting

Come...

Did you light the candle for Trifun?

Yes.

Now you go with us, you will not regret.

Not now, I�m waiting Jasna with alcohol.

There will be plenty of alcohol.

Girls....

People, I�m waiting for Jasna!

What did he said?

He�s waiting for something!

Good evening, you have reservations?

Krivokapici.

Who's car was that?

Mine, why?

Didn�t be in gear.

So that's that third man.

Hey kitty!

Welcome, my brother.

What is it, finaly a man, family is treating, no problem.

He really need's a marriage, he�s grandpa is dying.

Marriage no way, but fucking it's possible.

And for friends, there is always discount.

Listen, keep away from my girl!

What did he said?

He's drunk, and underage...

Who's drunk?

Go away from here.

I don't have that.

I have only sexual services here, every night is full.

Come to see..

Can't we do something?

That grandpa die happy?

Should we drug him?

Doe's he got ID card?

Don't know but we can fix that.

No, no, not like that.

Have a seat... come..

Sunshine, that's not for you, i have better stuff.

Extra class.

Experienced woman.

Listen...

This young girls don't know anything..

They just spread legs...and nothing.

There is no communication.

And with this one, you will enjoy, and learn.

I�ll give you something good.

I like how you thinkin'.

I want them dead tonight.

Brother, all this smells like big shooting.

Just without latz of blood, you know that I hate violence.

I know, I know.

Destroy this place!

What did he said?

Are you crazy... be quite.

Banda...

Take little one in number 1.

We go.

Brother, but discount?

Come on, what are you waiting?

We go in other pub.

Discount.

Loly, you have extra customer in number two.

Go now.

Sunshine, the room number two.

Go now.

Brother...

Are you for some refreshment?

Stupid, customer is always right!

Mister I apologize.

If I sad suck, you will suck.

You will ruin the reputation of my son.

My son is first to bild the twin towers in Serbia.

Whore, go out.

You are so tiny.

You are teacher.

Whatever, take your pants off.

Look, look...

Bite, maybe this will pay you your 50%.

357 or?

You are Jasna's mother.

How you know that?

Midget, see you in hell...

What midget? He's just the kid.

Shut up whore or you go with him.

Me, whore?

Mother fucker!

Leave the kid alone!

You kid, you didn�t see anything!

I�ll kill you, i swear...

Come on...

Bulletproof.

My car!

You killed my car!

He was not in gear!

Asshole!

Fucking asshole!

Hey little boy, pretend, pretend...

Please...

I think you will go back home with dry dick.

Cane, what happend?

I know, Tomic isn�t?

No, bandits.

What bandits?

Air...air...

What air?

Son go eat something...

Air..air

Mouth on mouth...

Go in the kitchen son, go.

Go my son, this is not for you.

Go now bastard...go eat something.

Little one, you really surprised me, well done.

Liar!

Bravo!

One was come from the back, big as giant...

like dinosaur...

and what I do?

I jump, step back, kick him, take him for neck...

he�s begging for mercy...

and then after comes four more...

first one I block, kick the second one...

blood all over the room...

I�m flying trough the window...

What are you doing?

Wait, its not finished yet.

I go up, then strong kick in the nose,

I fall again...

take the stone from ground..

there was dark..

someone kick me, probably some worker..

or something,...

Come, seat.

You know what?

You are really good liar.

No.

It�s not lie, its just making the story better.

My grandpa say�s, what will be if we only tell the true.

You know what we and grandpa do?

All night we lie to each other.

Creating some story, miracles...

I do it to make you feel better.

You left this in the school yard.

I don�t need that without icon.

Icon is on repairing,

My teacher said he will fix it.

You are real fancy.

What means fancy?

Like cool, who was dress you?

My stepbrother.

Dead man.

No this one is alive , two of them.

They took me to the pub.

You�ve been in pub?

I was think to buy myself wife, be cause the testament.

And did you buy?

No, grandpa says I will not find that in the pub,

only beer and fucking.

There was discount also.

You slept with whore in the pub?

No, I was runaway.

You did.

No I didn�t.

I know you did.

That�s not testament.

Did you hear Tomic today?

They speak lies.

My mom just serve the drink's there.

I know.

Jasna!

Mother, what's wrong?

Nothing I just fall.

Should I call ambulance?

No, no.

How did you fall?

I don�t know, I passed out.

I go get alcohol.

How did you run away?

I jumped through the window.

Does Jasna know something?

No, she doesn't.

Good, you didn't see or heard something.

Didn't see, didn't heard.

Why is bell ringing?

I'm calling the priest!

What priest, call my Cane!

I will die when I want.

Priest is not only for funerals.

Stop it now!

And that dress with flowers?

What I'm keeping.

If there is god's will,

You are not keeping her for nothing.

Kid, go out, don't disturb the class.

I'll kill you.

Go kid, or i lead you out!

Here, its finished.

Watch the edges, its fresh.

Jasna, we need to go.

Where?

I was dream the grandpa again.

He�s calling me in the sleep.

And for you will be better to go from this town.

Where?

In my village.

That I show you to the grandpa.

You didn't fill testament.

You should buy souvenir also.

I have icon.

Go in the town, buy something.

Buy something nice and pretty.

You have money.

Where is the money?

What did you do with money?

I gave it to your mom.

Why did you do that?

You wanted to buy wife?

You wanted to buy me?

Say it!

Your mom is in big debt Jasna.

You in debt to man with grey moustache.

He's making problem to your mom.

He want's to take you also.

Don't worry for us.

We don't need your money.

I don't need it also.

Be there after bell.

This was done by first demolish firm in Serbia.

They gonna demolish pyramides also.

Who's gonna demolish pyramides?

That's old theme leave that.

Like americans, whatever is in the way of oil.

They just sign paper, and say goodbye pyramides.

If something's on the way of democracy.

Just demolish!

Now you gonna see...

Officer, lean on it.

The building start's to fly.

You will see a picture tommorow in the newspapers.

What are you laughing for?

Nothing.

Look at that piece of work.

Be reasonable.

I offer you the most beautiful girl in town.

And ammount what you write.

I�m thinking... its nice when man stays to the promise.

Testament.

Promise at all.

I need to show Jasna to grandpa.

What if she don�t want?

She will, she will.

You need to ask the girl, what does she want.

Must be, it�s testament.

Did you tell her?

He didn�t.

But when she find out, she will be happy about it.

Bosa!

My love...

I�m here.

Where is Jasna?

For one hour, you take 80 euro.

It's different for half hour.

He is strict but correct.

My son Pajo, is fighting all his life,

for progress and the better life in Serbia.

Democratic changes in Serbia, was show true face of my son.

Don�t suck when my mom is speaking.

His vision to make the twin towers in Serbia

And on you is now to decide will you help him,

to finish his idea.

Come my son, let mom kiss you.

When my mom is speaking, no one suck! Understand?

When mom is speaking, it must be,

Silence,or?

That�s right my love.

Do we have any weapon?

No, only gun.

Only gun?

Let her go, its our woman.

There is bodyguards in the house.

If someone doesn't wanna pay, call them.

Let me go now, untie me.

No way.

What are you doing?

As I know, you don't work here anymore.

You know how it goes..

Once policeman, always policeman.

Once whore, always whore.

Mr.President I'm asking myself,

what the woman see in me?

I think they go for beauty.

Do we have any weapon?

Nothing.

If any special request from the customer,

you decide the price yourself.

And that's your money.

Money you take right after comming in room.

And one more technical thing.

Don't try to runaway.

He will kill you.

Is that wind?

Maybe.

Probably.

Probably not.

Throw the gun!

Fast!

Move that hand!

Jasna, my marriage offer is still here.

What is it?

I do everything for money.

Just say it...

Take off your socks, and put this on.

Why?

We gonna fly.

You steal, you steal from me?

No, no I'm not stealing.

So you work everything for money?

This time you work for free.

You have phone?

Yes.

Write...

I'm writing.

Jasna is free, sign Cane.

Nice name.

065-446-681

If only mom is not alive...

I would marry you now.

Should we kill her?

Hey, don�t joke...

That�s my mom.

I�m just joking.

My love I need to go...

Listen...

I�ll be back...

You know what is the most important in the world?

Nature good, Japanese tourism,

nothing like that...

Beauty.

For you is free, go in.

What?

She's here somewhere.

Where is she?

She's up.

Where up?

She was go with some bats.

What bats, what are you saying?

You shitting me, what bats?

Stupid ass.

I will marry you.

But not like blonde.

No, no you'll need it.

Drive straight to train station.

We will go in Sabac, to my syster.

That�s only safe place.

Did you said last name Srbjanovic?

Knock, knock...

Who�s home?

Ant...

Why are you not married?

To get family, children.

Look how skinny they are.

I should take them, not opposite.

Knock, knock, anyone home?

Good evening.

I was think its mister, but is miss.

You have telegram, sign here.

There is a latz of towns in Serbia.

You don't like one,then you move, or?

What are you doing here?

Why what?

It's a big country this Serbia.

Listen, you are strong woman or?

And you should shut your mouth.

I'm taking the kid in the hotel.

Don't touch the kid!

We will see is it daughter like mother.

I will teach her myself.

Why she need's school?

She should not care.

And you...

running away.

Running away from me...

Running.

Shame on you.

Go away from the table.

Hey, kid...

Come to uncle Paja.

Come, come...

Fucking bastards!

Boss, what happend?

What, what happend!

Take me out, fucking bastard!

Do something!

Should we kill you now?

It�s hurting me, my love.

Stop it, stop!

I know what to do.

Well done my boy.

I can see you are good man.

My love, with us Serbs, only people is still good.

Is that my boss hanging?

Maybe you see wrong.

Hey man, are you dead?

Kid, only you will get amnesty.

And you three...so fucked...

Brother, he's so cold.

Little oxygen...

I wanna kill him!

Not on the head!

You wanna let him go.

No, no i don't wanna sin.

Instead of giving us 50%, you wanna kill us all or?

No, no if I'm in debt, we can sort that out.

We can go on court, old serbian tradition.

Why did you kick my brother in the head.

I want money!

I don't have money.

What is this?

You are so rough...

And what you gonna do with him?

We kill him.

Suddenly..

No, no.

We will not kill him.

We will castrate him.

Leave that tangs, I have heavy hand.

Don�t worry my hand is easy.

Like my grandpa.

Tangs please...

I forgot a icon.

You didn't, it's here.

Now I have everything.

You don't have a souvenir.

Don't kiss me for the souvenir.

So how?

Kiss me for the life.

If there is no life, then for a souvenir.

So...

What now?

Why are you asking me?

Why not?

You know for klamps, ask stepbrother.

You ask.

Me?

I�m driving.

Stebrother, where is your village?

What village?

What did he said?

I didn�t ask him?

Why?

They been speaking something.

Don�t shake!

I�m not shaking.

Stepbrother is speaking really fast.

Oh my good friend...

Poor friend...

Binocular.

Church bell!

What bell?

Is not good...

Stepbrother, bell is ringing!

It's ringing in your head...

It's over stepbrother.

Grandpa!

It's really ringing.

The church bell!

Kid!

Grandpa!

Grandpa...

I knew it ...it's all over now.

What is over?

What is he yelling?

He said it's over.

Grandpa is dead.

What?

When someone dies, its ringing once...

To call all people.

It's not like that.

It was same with grandma...

That's wedding.

Wait, wait...

Wedding!

Not so loud.

Probably that guy is marrying Bosa.

No he's not.

Grandpa!

What are you doing?

Leave the dead people in peace.

Grandpa.

My grandpa...

We are grandson's from Trifun.

We bring you your grandson.

My Cane!

Didn't I tell you that he will come?

I bought a icon.

Did you bring the wife?

Jasna Nikolic.

Let me see you.

Beautiful, beautiful...

People! Are you crazy!

We have funeral here.

What we gonna do with dead man?

Man is dead, he will start to smell now!

One second...

God can't wait.

Yes he can.

Everything will be allright.

Hey boldie, who are you?

Who are you to stop the funeral?

Do you know that funeral has advantage on the road.

Who the fuck are you?

Should I shoot them all?

No, no ...

I do it myself.

One by one.

What's this boss?

Shoot a little, to scare them.

Run, run...

What's this Cane?

Criminals are chasing us.

Criminals...

For me look's like fascist.

Third world war.

Second one is not over yet.

What will be...

My friend, this smells like provocation in large scales.

I think this is only small incident.

You said the same when Hitler atacked Poland.

Hitler was atacked Poland because hate,

and today's force is gracefull,

she kills from love.

No, no not like this...

This is not the old war, don't...

No, please this is my wedding.

Woman and children in church, hurry!

Music , play!

You two, go in the church!

Grandpa, I�m not the child anymore.

Do you wanna marry?

I didn't ask her.

We will ask her.

Friend, bells!

Please, because couple bullets we gonna ruin the wedding.

People, what are you doing?

Where are you going grandpa?

Friend order me to ring the bells.

Why the bell is ringing?

It's good that is ringing twice, then people are happy...

Sound's like is ringing three times.

It's all about how they ring.

They can ring five times, nine times,

just not once.

Bells is ringing for us.

Priest, remember where did you stop.

I'm just gonna finish something.

He's coming, don't worry...

People are you gonna fuck arround, or get married!

Boss...

Wild pig...

Run!

Now...

He is here!

Do you Zivojin, take Bosa for your wife?

Yes!

Do you Bosa, take Zivojin for you husband?

Yes!

I pronounce you married.

In the name of father, son, and the holy ghost.

Amen.

Fucking bastards!

Stupid farmers!

I pronounce you man and wife.

Angel!

Does anyone know results from Italien league?

All this smells like big provocation...

#Translated by Rizlafabrika