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Are you okay in there?

Yes, I'm good.

Hurry up.

You gotta study. You gotta do work. You gotta positive. Fuck.

Finally.

Can we continue?

Yes.

Look, we have five questions left. You can do this.

Come on, we've been doing this for three hours now. I need a break.

Like, can we just fuck and, I don't know, we'll do this later?

You know that won't happen.

Yes, it will. I mean, it would give me energy.

Jesse, no.

Fuck.

Let me tell you what.

For every question you get right, I'll take something off.

Seriously? Yeah, that's what motivates you.

Deal.

Okay.

Okay, so first question.

What was the largest fire LA County has experienced?

The Latuna fire.

Good job.

Okay. So, second question.

What president was last impeached?

Bill Clinton. Did you know that he had a blowjob in the Oval Office?

I did know that.

So, when was...

It's the last Jerry Lewis MDA telethon.

2014.

Good job.

So

how

far away is the moon?

I believe... Two hundred and thirty -nine, no, two hundred and thirty -eight

thousand nine hundred, to be exact.

So, what digit is most frequent between one and a thousand?

Zero.

No, no, no, one, one, it's one.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Wasn't that hard, was it?

That was awful.

Questions, right?

Studying so long.

What a smart boy you are.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

I can take care of that car.

Cool girl. I would like that.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

You like that big dick?

Yes. Yeah.

Why?

Do you want to fill out that card?

Mm -hmm.

Thanks, my fella.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Okay, sit back.

Yeah.

Concentrate so much better after this. Yeah.

I know you are.

Oh, Mom.

Oh,

Mom.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness. Fuck it. Here we come.

Yeah. Oh, my.

Oh.

Yeah, right there.

Yeah, right there.

Holy fuck.

Oh, yes.

Make sure you get it all out.

It looks like

somebody's going to pass that test.

Definitely.