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We had to fill out this much paperwork just to get married.

Yeah.

They need everything.

We have to go over all of this. We have to look some of this stuff up.

Yeah. I'm going to have to call my mom.

Because I would not do that. Right.

Oh my God.

This has really been the first wedding that I've been to in two years.

Seriously, same.

I can't remember the last one I went to.

Right. And Tina, I've known her for like years now.

We went to undergrad together.

Really? Yeah. How did I know that?

She looks so happy, though. I'm happy that you're here with me, too.

It's going to be fun.

Can't believe you finally did it, man.

I think these ladies would differ and be asking what took me so long.

Brenda, the service is going to be beautiful.

Thank you, Tina.

Just wait until you see the cake, though.

Personally,

I can't wait until the wedding night.

You know that drives me crazy.

Thank you.

This is such an honor.

You don't know how much it means for us to be your witnesses.

You know, maybe two might be next.

No.

Let's pump the brakes.

Watch him squirm. I'm not squirming. It's just way too soon.

It's all right.

Right now, all I can think about is getting my dance on.

I told the DJ he better play disco.

I'm not sure, but...

Thank you.

Do we need to be discreet?

I mean, we're practically married.

Let them watch.

See how happy we are together.

Are they doing what I think they're doing?

We're um, we're almost done with the paperwork

Fuck. I need you right now. I need you to fuck me.

Fuck me right now.

Yeah.

or just anywhere. Grab the paperwork.

This is fucking horrible.

Can't get enough of this.

Pfft!

I don't know what to say, but I miss my Purina right there.

I love it when you're fucking mad at me.

It's so good.

Fucking use it. Fuck.

You got that belt out of the way for me too.

this anymore. Hurry up. Sign it.

I'm working on it.

Are you coming? Yeah, I'm signing it right now.

Now. I'll be right there.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, God. Oh, fuck.

You just...

Fucking cunt.

Yes, make it. Yes.

It's fucking brilliant.

He said you were right behind me. I'm finishing right now.

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't come again.

Please, no.

Don't stop me. It's making my head...

Oh yeah, I struggled with my left hand and really sucked that ring.

Yeah, it's a bug.

It was pretty ringy with my pretty face while I stroked that fucking cock.

Thank you.

Yes.

That's what you want, baby.

Fuck.

I'm fucking gonna come again.

Don't stop playing my clip, please.

I'm very fucking nervous right now.

Yeah, I want you to fucking do it. Don't look at my fucking face.

Oh, fuck.

I love feeling you drip down my face.

I'm trying to get every last drop.

You think I got it all?

I totally forgot it was supposed to be somewhere after this.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Thank you, baby.

Love you.

Of course you do.

Paperware. Oh, yeah?

Look.

Wait.

It's signed already.

When the fuck did that happen?

You're my bride.

Okay.

All right.

Let's go out and enjoy our reception.

Yeah. Do I look okay?

You look good. You're fine.

Round two later tonight?

You know what?

How about we fuck in the cake?

Yeah.

A woman after my own heart.

Oh.

Grab that. Don't forget those.

Who needs it?