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You're over here jerking off our swamp,
son.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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So, does anyone have any ideas for this
weekend's acting?
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We're not gonna sit around and watch
movies, right?
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Well, I was thinking we could learn more
about self -defense.
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I mean, you guys are taking classes,
right?
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Uh, yeah.
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Do you think you can help us out with
that, honey?
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And what about you, Jimmy?
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Do you think you can help stretch out
your flat lung?
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Um... Um... What?
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I said, can you help us out with some
self -defense classes?
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Uh, okay, yeah. Um, yeah, I guess.
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Did you hear that, sweetie? We're gonna
have big man hands all over us.
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Yeah, I really like this.
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You know, I am genuinely excited that
you guys are interested in self
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Don't get too excited about tomorrow.
It's going to be really hard.
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We're going to push you to push
yourselves.
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Good to see the whole Spock family
together.
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Self -defense is pretty straightforward.
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We can go over a couple of takedowns and
really just show you how to defend
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yourself.
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Well, I think we should probably get
started with a couple of stretches,
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warm -ups.
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Go ahead and take your arm, grab your
elbow, and go ahead and give that a nice
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squeeze right there.
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Good old squeeze. Feel that stretch
right in there.
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There you go. Get a nice good stretch in
there. Feel it all down the back of
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your arm right there.
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Good squeeze in there.
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You too. Looking really good. Good.
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Alright.
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Okay, let's go ahead and swap to the
other arm.
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Alright. Nice and deep in there on that
elbow.
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Cross over.
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Jimmy, you're looking good. Alright.
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That's looking really good over there.
You too.
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Looking really good.
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Okay, well I think we should probably
start some takedowns.
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Jimmy's taking class with me, obviously,
so we'll use Jimmy as a demonstration.
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Come here.
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Come on, Jimmy.
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So we're going to show you a takedown on
how you would escape from Jimmy, who is
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our attacker today.
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Why don't you come ahead and start?
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So what you're going to do, basically,
you're going to stomp that foot, you're
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going to break those arms away, you're
going to turn around, and you're going
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knee him right in the nuts.
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Right? Okay, strong.
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Jimmy, this is practice.
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Be nice. Ready?
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Jimmy's going to attack you. You ready?
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Jimmy, attack.
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Grab on. Squeeze. She's struggling.
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Now I want you to stomp that foot.
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Boom. Good.
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Throw those arms up. Boom.
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Good job.
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You're up next.
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Ready,
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Jimmy? Hold on real tight. Be strong.
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You better hold on tight, Jimmy.
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Squeeze her. Squeeze her.
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There you go.
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Yeah. Stop.
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How's it going? How's it going?
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That was really good. That was really
good. I like that. Good takedowns. That
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was fun, but we both think it's not
realistic enough.
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Yeah,
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you guys need to come at us.
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Like it's sexual.
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Okay, well, how are we going to do that?
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Whoa.
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Whoa! What is that about? Jimmy!
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What? It has to be real.
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What was that about?
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What? I want you to fuck her. Gotta be
realistic.
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What? In case it happens in real life,
we need to know what to do.
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Honey. Fuck her.
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Honey, I don't know about that.
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It's fine.
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You're fine, right? Yeah. Yeah. So fuck
her.
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Fuck her.
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Yeah, fuck me.
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I guess I got a fair point.
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Well, come on.
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All right.
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His dick is inside of her.
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It's okay. They're just practicing.
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Why don't you practice on me?
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What do you mean? Right here? Right now?
Yeah.
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They're practicing. It's in front of
them. It's okay.
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No, stop. You're going.
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Yeah.
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It's all right.
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Oh!
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Oh. It's on me.
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Oh, is that what you want? Yeah. Huh? Do
you want me to come in? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I just want to do a little fucking time.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Amen.
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