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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,296 I'm gonna have a few people that you need to meet today. 2 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:14,089 You might want to introduce yourself. 3 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,503 I think that'd be good. -Yeah. 4 00:01:15,586 --> 00:01:17,572 What was your name again? -Uh, Linda. 5 00:01:17,655 --> 00:01:19,172 Linda. 6 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,813 Fantastic. 7 00:01:23,896 --> 00:01:26,275 Hi. Blaine. 8 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:29,399 Okay. 9 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:30,675 We're excited to have you guys. 10 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,241 You guys excited to try some sodas? 11 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:39,503 Yeah. See you guys soon. 12 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:41,413 Thank you. 13 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,813 Hello, 37. 14 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:10,434 Uh, hello. 15 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:12,848 We're thrilled to be testing our new product 16 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:14,468 here in the United Kingdom 17 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:18,089 and so happy that you could be a part of our journey. 18 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,365 -Thanks. Uh... -Super. 19 00:02:19,448 --> 00:02:22,330 Do you enjoy soda? 20 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:24,227 -Uh, yeah, actually. -Great. 21 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:29,503 Now, in front of you is our test formula for our new product. 22 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:33,572 It's called Diet Phantasma. 23 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,123 Diet? 24 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:36,848 Trust me, 37. 25 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:41,503 This has all the taste of original Phantasma. 26 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:43,089 Now... -Why am I hooked up 27 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:44,227 to all these wires? 28 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,330 No interruptions, please. 29 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:48,399 Now, the wires... 30 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:49,779 there's no need to worry about them. 31 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:52,261 They're just there so that the boffins 32 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,985 can get a reading. 33 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:56,675 Okay. 34 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:57,779 Perfect. 35 00:02:57,862 --> 00:03:00,951 Now open the can 36 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:05,744 and enjoy the spooktacular taste 37 00:03:05,827 --> 00:03:09,123 of Diet Phantasma. 38 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,675 -Drink it now? -Yes. 39 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,931 That would mean drink it now. 40 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,882 All right, um... 41 00:03:27,965 --> 00:03:29,517 It tastes like... 42 00:03:41,206 --> 00:03:43,586 Help! 43 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:49,689 Ahh! 44 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,827 Pulse setting 31. 45 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,344 Can someone get in there and clean it up?! 46 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:39,862 -Okay. Is it on? -Yeah. Do it. 47 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:44,606 Sexy. 48 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,296 Sick as fuck. 49 00:04:46,379 --> 00:04:47,813 Take it off. 50 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:50,330 That's crazy. 51 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,434 I'm sorry. -Just take it. 52 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:54,000 I'm trying. 53 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:59,503 Welcome to our final Halloween on planet Earth 54 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:02,572 before we become lame-ass taxpaying adults. 55 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:04,089 Right? -We're going to college, 56 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:06,054 not a nursing home. -No, I have to watch 57 00:05:06,137 --> 00:05:09,434 my best friend Kaleigh turn into a Yale clone in real time 58 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,985 while I sit here and rot in MCC. 59 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,813 Tell the people... 60 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:17,744 are you too good for us now, Kaleigh Franklin, hmm? 61 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:20,227 Um, as a future member of the Yale class of 2009, 62 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:23,034 yes, absolutely. Thank you so much for asking. 63 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:26,675 I'm kidding. 64 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:28,537 I love you, dude. Don't be annoying. 65 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,744 -Annoying? -Yeah, annoying. 66 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,261 -Annoying? -You're annoying. 67 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,158 I'm doing us a service by filming this, okay? 68 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:35,089 Our future selves are going to look back 69 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:36,813 and remember what it felt like to be legends 70 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:38,572 before our titties started to sag. 71 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:39,951 What the hell is wrong with you? 72 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:42,330 You are the freaking worst, you know? 73 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:43,882 Someone needs to experiment on your brain, okay? 74 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,848 Come on. Last Halloween, bitch. 75 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,310 Fine. 76 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,089 Okay, just... We're not getting arrested! 77 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:53,744 What? The police would... 78 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,848 -Jesus God! -Oh, my fucking fuck! 79 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,848 The Mommy's gonna get you! 80 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:00,089 The Mommy's gonna get you! -Are you fucking serious? 81 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,882 -Really? -You're too old 82 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:03,675 to trick-or-treat. She's gonna make you 83 00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:05,710 disappear forever, you ugly old lady. 84 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:07,227 Aw, is the mommy witch gonna make me 85 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,054 one of her milk-sucking babies like you? 86 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:11,813 -Bitch face! -Yeah, what he said! 87 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:13,710 Where are your fucking parents? 88 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:17,227 -The mommy's not real! -Oh, my God. 89 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,330 Literally. Like, do you like yelling at 8-year-olds? 90 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,641 -Yes, I do. -Okay. 91 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:22,985 What? They're misogynists, okay? 92 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:24,951 And besides, ugly old ladies? Please. 93 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:26,917 You're literally the one who was talking about sagging tits. 94 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,710 Yeah, well, like it or not, it's the truth, okay? 95 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:32,365 God. Word. Can we go get some candy? 96 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:35,000 It's baby time. 97 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:44,503 Trick or treat, Grandpa! 98 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:47,572 Sorry. 99 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,158 Aren't you girls a little too old for this? 100 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:52,744 What do you mean, sir? I'm just a little baby. 101 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,000 I can't. -Take it. Go, go, go, go, go! 102 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,779 -Hey! -Go, go! 103 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:01,744 No. Lacie. Oh, my God! 104 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:04,296 "Please take one"? 105 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:06,054 -Oh, man. -Take them all. 106 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:08,123 My queen. -My darling. My lady. 107 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:10,089 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 108 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:11,537 wait, wait, wait, wait! 109 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:12,827 Thank you. 110 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,537 Seduce him. Seduce him! 111 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:22,123 Oh, my God. 112 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:23,917 I think Danny's cute, yes. -Okay. 113 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,917 -I don't think Matt is cute. -No, that's valid. 114 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,586 Receding hairline and all, you know? 115 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:32,020 After last year's Halloween, 116 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,951 I do not like them out here alone. 117 00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:35,641 That girl was barely 18 years old. 118 00:07:35,724 --> 00:07:37,537 -I mean, she was still a senior. -Trick or treat! 119 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,779 Dude, did you hear them? That was this neighborhood. 120 00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:42,710 -Huh? -Stop. Listen. 121 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:44,572 The girl from Brighton High, the one who went missing 122 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:46,537 last year on Halloween. 123 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,606 Hello? Remember? -Oh, yeah! 124 00:07:49,689 --> 00:07:50,882 Eh, she was kind of asking for it 125 00:07:50,965 --> 00:07:52,710 in that slutty cheerleader costume. 126 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,572 Have you read any feminist texts? 127 00:07:54,655 --> 00:07:56,296 -Jesus Christ, Kaleigh. -Any books at all? 128 00:07:56,379 --> 00:07:57,744 Down. Down. No, too down. 129 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,192 Go up. Oh, my God. Split the difference. 130 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:00,779 In the middle. In the middle. No, you had it. 131 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:02,123 You had it. Okay, perfect. -Ready? 132 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:04,448 -Ready, ready. -Five, six. 133 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,227 -Okay, harmony! -♪ The candy ♪ 134 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:10,848 -Okay, harmony. -♪ Spirit of Halloween ♪ 135 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:12,813 Don't throw your candy at me. That's the holy candy. 136 00:08:12,896 --> 00:08:14,710 Girl, can you switch with me? 137 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:16,675 I don't like the one I'm eating. -No. 138 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:18,675 -Why? -Okay, fine. What do you want? 139 00:08:18,758 --> 00:08:20,641 -I dunno. -Well, then figure it out. 140 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:22,434 Don't spit it. Come on, dude. 141 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:24,779 -Holy shit. -What? 142 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:26,537 How the fuck did we miss that one? 143 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,827 I don't know. 144 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,227 Bitch. 145 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:34,503 -Oh, shit. -They definitely have 146 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:37,468 king-sized candy bars. Come on! 147 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,123 God damn. 148 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,606 That little girl didn't want any candy? 149 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,296 So? who cares? More candy for us. 150 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,744 Let's go! -Oh, God. 151 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:47,503 Faster, bitch! You run like my grandma! 152 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,537 So sick. 153 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:52,482 -Any day now. -I'm coming. 154 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:57,399 "Twick or tweat." 155 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,344 Hello? 156 00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,744 -Whatever. -Anyone home? 157 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,434 Stop. 158 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:10,813 Let's just go home. 159 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,724 What? 160 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,586 Okay, fine. Lame as hell. 161 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:28,931 Coochie coochie coo. 162 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,951 Dude, that is scary as shit. 163 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,641 And I want every part of it. 164 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,054 Yeah, no, I really... I don't... 165 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,572 I don't want to go in there. 166 00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:42,261 Don't be a bitch, Kaleigh. Come on. 167 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:44,985 Hey, I'm not letting us end up like that cheerleader, okay? 168 00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:47,054 Come on. -Will you grow a pair? 169 00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,227 Come on. It's clearly like a haunted house thing. 170 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,951 Sick as fuck. -No, it's like 171 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,985 a murder house thing, dude. -Don't be a pussy. 172 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:54,537 Don't be fucking rude. 173 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,848 Girl, last Halloween! 174 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,710 It's not... I don't want to go, okay? 175 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:02,399 All right. Fine. Jesus Christ. I'll just have fun by myself. 176 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:03,675 -Seriously? -Peace! 177 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:07,241 Lacie! What the fuck, dude? 178 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:13,020 Freaky. -Ugh. 179 00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:15,468 Dude, are you seeing this? 180 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:18,261 Give me that. 181 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,503 Dude, it smells like a corpse in here. 182 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,227 Like, literally. 183 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,710 This is sick. -Ugh. What is that? 184 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,330 I think it's like milk or something? 185 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:31,020 Great. Okay. Yeah. 186 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:33,261 Can we leave now, or, like, do you want to take a sip? 187 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:34,848 Oh, that's fucked up. 188 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:36,296 Oh, Kaleigh, we got a theme here, girl. 189 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:37,951 Someone's got a weird baby fetish. 190 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,813 No. No, no. We're leaving. Come on. 191 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:41,551 Relax. Don't pull me. 192 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:50,675 Hold this. Here. 193 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:51,951 Okay, see, dude? I told you 194 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,399 this was a haunted house. 195 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:55,261 Excuse me, ma'am. Could you please move? 196 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:57,123 We'd really like to leave. -Oh, God, shut up, Kaleigh. 197 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,158 I'm trying to get some candy. -No, dude, don't. 198 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,172 What? 199 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,330 -Wait, what? -Oh, God. 200 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:09,379 The door. Hey! 201 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,710 Turn the light on. I can't see anything. 202 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,261 -Dude, same. -No. What just happened? 203 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,951 Did you see that? What was that? 204 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,399 -Oh, my God. -Turn the light on. 205 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,330 Please turn the light on. -Relax. Relax. 206 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,054 -Lacie, I'm not... -Okay, it's just a joke 207 00:11:24,137 --> 00:11:25,744 or something. Or, like, performance art. 208 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:27,158 It looked alive. 209 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,710 Horrifying. 210 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,000 Oh, what the fuck? 211 00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,537 Holy shit. 212 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, my God, something definitely sleeps in this. 213 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,779 Oh, my God. 214 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:44,517 "Kids spoiled here"? -Do not touch that. 215 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:53,054 Okay, dude. 216 00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:57,330 She has a budget. -Okay, let's find a door. 217 00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,848 Oh, God. 218 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,985 -What the fuck is this? -Damn. Big ass feet. 219 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,813 Kaleigh, you think there's a daddy here? 220 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,158 -Don't. -Oh, I love me a man 221 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,089 with big feet. -Oh, fuck. 222 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:08,089 I don't remember which door it is. 223 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,227 Definitely not the dairy factory door. 224 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,227 Why are you panicking, bro, okay? 225 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,813 It's fine. Relax. This is fun. 226 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:17,848 This is not fun. 227 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,468 -Oh, my God. -This is a health hazard. 228 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,882 You are going to get another fungal infection. 229 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,827 Okay, okay. Let's go. 230 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:30,089 This is it. This is it. 231 00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:31,675 Our stuff is here. 232 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:34,779 I told you. 233 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,434 -Wait. Fuck! -What? 234 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,641 -Why is it boarded up?! -Wait. Hold on. Hold on. 235 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,296 The door... The door was here. 236 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:41,710 Oh, God. 237 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,917 -The... The door was right here. -I know! 238 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,399 -No, no... What?! -Hey, were you recording? 239 00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:46,675 Were you recording? -Yes, I was recording. 240 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,034 Okay, can you rewind it? 241 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,468 The photo... The photo is still there, 242 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,813 but the wall... it's, like, changed. 243 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,813 We can't trust anything in here. 244 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,296 Lacie, God, something is very wrong. 245 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,744 -What do you mean? -I don't... 246 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:13,917 -What do you mean?! -I... Shh! 247 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,034 What do you mean? 248 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:19,310 Coochie coochie coo. 249 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,882 -Did you see that? -No, I did. 250 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,296 -What's going on? -I don't know. 251 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,882 Just... Can we get out, please? 252 00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:39,399 Just find a door. 253 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,965 Come on. 254 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,965 Is she still there? -I don't know. I'm not sure. 255 00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:53,296 Okay, she's gone. -Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on. 256 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,344 Let's go. Come on. -There. 257 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,241 What the fuck? 258 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,468 "It's a girl"? 259 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,365 What, is this a fucking baby shower? 260 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,192 Yes. Yes. It's a baby shower. It's a baby shower, okay? 261 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,917 I mean, she's totally fucking with us, okay? 262 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,710 What the fuck else would it be, you know? 263 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,710 I mean, we're dressed as literal babies, Kaleigh. 264 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,931 I mean, she's just... she's just playing the part. 265 00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,951 Ugh. 266 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,793 Oh, God. 267 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:35,089 She looks so sad. 268 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:37,931 Kaleigh, the wall. 269 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,089 It's a joke. I mean, it's... it's a joke. 270 00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:45,413 It's a joke, right? 271 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:53,399 -Come on. -What is that? 272 00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,917 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? 273 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,848 Oh, my God. 274 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,020 -What the fuck is that? -Shh! Shh! 275 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,089 We need to focus. Okay. Okay. 276 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,572 -Oh, fuck. -Okay, we need to go 277 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,434 through the room that he's blocking because... 278 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,020 -What the fuck are you... -No, there might be a back door! 279 00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:10,296 Are you fucking insane?! No, we're not... 280 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:11,813 We need to go another way. 281 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,896 We need to go another way. -What way, Lacie? 282 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:21,192 Oh, God. 283 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,537 No. No, no, no, no, no, no no. 284 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,227 Absolutely the fuck not. I am not going that way, okay? 285 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,572 Do you see what he's doing? -Okay, no, I see it. 286 00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,158 Okay, we'll just wait for him to move. 287 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:33,655 Coochie coochie coo! 288 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,586 I am not waiting for her to find us. 289 00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:50,020 It's looking at me. 290 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,310 Don't fucking move. 291 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,813 -No, I know! -What the fuck is going on?! 292 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,275 We have to keep moving, okay? He's gone. Let's just go. 293 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,103 Go! 294 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,434 Um, is that like a torture thing? 295 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,985 I, um... 296 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,744 It looks like a breast pump. 297 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:21,503 My sister had one when she had a kid, but... 298 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,068 This one looks really wrong. 299 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,985 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 300 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,123 Lacie, don't... don't touch it. 301 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,158 Kaleigh, we need to help her. She... 302 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,710 We need to help her. She's in pain. 303 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,434 -Lacie, look at me. -She's suffocating. 304 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,020 Lacie, we have to focus on getting 305 00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,641 out of here alive, okay? -She's in pain. 306 00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,813 We... We'll show the video to the police, okay? 307 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,779 We'll help her, I promise, but not now. 308 00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,572 There's a door behind her that might lead outside. 309 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,054 We just... We need to move her. 310 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,517 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. 311 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,089 Oh, God. 312 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,917 -Faster. -I'm trying. 313 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,586 Okay, okay, okay. 314 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:13,724 -Oh, my God. -Go. 315 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,089 Jesus fuck! -Where do we go? 316 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,985 Where do we go? Fuck! -Shit! 317 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:23,675 Oh, this one. 318 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,503 Yes. Go, go, go, go, go. 319 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,296 Kaleigh, Kaleigh, Kaleigh, her body, it just... 320 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,054 It looked so painful. I'm scared, Kaleigh. 321 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,675 -I know. I'm scared, too. -What does she want from us? 322 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,020 I don't know, okay? It's gonna be okay. 323 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,779 Okay. Okay. 324 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,192 Oh, my God. 325 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:38,724 Fuck! No! 326 00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,848 Ohh! They're all nailed shut. Okay. Okay. 327 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:47,137 We need a hammer or something. Um... 328 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,620 What the hell? 329 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,158 Wait, wait. 330 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,434 What are you doing? 331 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:07,537 Kaleigh, what are you doing? 332 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,399 She's in a cheerleader costume. 333 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:13,330 No, no, no, no, that's not her. That's not her. 334 00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:14,985 This is not a fucking coincidence, okay? 335 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,261 She's been here the whole time. 336 00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,551 What are you doing? Kaleigh! 337 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:33,848 Oh, my God. What did she do you? 338 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,985 Hi. 339 00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,399 We want to help. 340 00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,296 What did she do to you? 341 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:43,192 Oh, my God. -Did someone take you? 342 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:44,779 Oh, my God. 343 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,468 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. -Did she do this to you? 344 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:51,089 Is there a way out of here? 345 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,985 She can't fucking talk. 346 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:56,261 That woman did this to her. She's gonna do it to us. 347 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,365 She's gonna do it to us. She's gonna do it to us. 348 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:02,054 Gonna do what to us? 349 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:03,917 Mama? 350 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,192 Oh, um... 351 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,261 -M-Mama? -Okay. No, um... 352 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,261 Um, uh... 353 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,123 No. Shh. 354 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:14,710 Shh, shh, please. 355 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,468 -She's gonna hear us, Kaleigh. -Shut up! 356 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,917 Go! We need to go! Kaleigh, now, go! 357 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,951 Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 358 00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,103 It's okay. What do we do? 359 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:29,227 Calm down. Please calm down. 360 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,606 Shh! 361 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,434 Kaleigh, she's coming. She's coming. 362 00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:33,951 Get up. We need to go. 363 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,813 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. 364 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:37,675 Shh! 365 00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,965 -Come on! Kaleigh! -Okay, I'm coming. 366 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,275 This way. 367 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:53,227 Come on, come on, come on. 368 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,572 Ugh. 369 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,675 Oh, God, the smell. 370 00:19:57,758 --> 00:20:01,123 Here, help me. Help me move this. 371 00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,241 Lacie, come on. 372 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,089 I mean... okay. 373 00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:11,917 She... She turned her into an experiment. 374 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,813 Maybe she turned all of them... -No, no, no. 375 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,020 -Maybe she's drugging them. Yes. -No, no, no, no. The boys. 376 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,779 The boys... they said that the mommy's gonna get us. 377 00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,710 They said the mommy's gonna get us. 378 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,572 God, and we just sat there, and we fucking laughed at them. 379 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,330 We're so stupid! -Shh! 380 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,813 What are you talking about? The mommy's a bullshit story. 381 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,710 That's not a thing. -No. No. No. 382 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,985 The mommy... she comes back. She comes back every year. 383 00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:30,813 She comes back every year, and then she chooses the ones 384 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,641 that are too old or too greedy or too fucking stupid. 385 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:35,158 -Lacie, it's not a real thing. -Kaleigh, that's her. 386 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,641 That's her. 387 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,054 I'm so sorry. We should have just stayed home. 388 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,330 It was my fault. I'm sorry. -No, no, no, no. 389 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,813 Don't run out. 390 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,503 Oh, God. 391 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:44,813 Wait. What is this? Wait, wait. 392 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,503 What do you mean, what is this? 393 00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:48,793 It's a bunch of literal shit. -Get the light. 394 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,620 She was pregnant. 395 00:21:19,206 --> 00:21:21,261 Let go of her! Let go! 396 00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,192 Fuck! 397 00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:24,586 Kaleigh! 398 00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:31,862 Come on, come on, come on! Go, go! 399 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:40,606 Come on, come on, come on. 400 00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,365 I can't. My fucking ribs. 401 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:43,606 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 402 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,827 Keep moving, okay? Just try. 403 00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:56,827 My ribs. 404 00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:26,399 Shh. Shh. 405 00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:29,192 I'm getting sleepy. 406 00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:30,813 No, it's... it's... 407 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:34,123 it's her song. Stay awake. 408 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,034 Stay awake. 409 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:58,689 Lacie? 410 00:23:03,724 --> 00:23:06,000 Please turn on. Please. 411 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,020 Lacie? 412 00:23:09,103 --> 00:23:10,744 Lacie! 413 00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:13,192 Oh, my God! 414 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,137 Oh, God, no! Ohh! 415 00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,434 Lacie, I'm coming! 416 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:24,779 Oh, my God! 417 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,275 Oh, God. 418 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:32,620 Oh, my... Lacie, I'm so sorry! 419 00:24:23,206 --> 00:24:26,896 Coochie coochie coo! 420 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:46,158 Lacie. 421 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:47,917 We gotta go. We gotta... 422 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,606 We gotta get out of here. -♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 423 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,985 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 424 00:24:53,068 --> 00:24:54,744 We gotta go. 425 00:24:54,827 --> 00:25:01,068 ♪ Mama's going to sing you a lullaby ♪ 426 00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:11,054 ♪ Please say yes ♪ 427 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:19,137 ♪ I'll nurse you until you regress ♪ 428 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:24,434 ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 429 00:25:24,517 --> 00:25:29,020 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 430 00:25:29,103 --> 00:25:33,675 ♪ I'm going to make sure ♪ 431 00:25:33,758 --> 00:25:38,000 ♪ You never die ♪ 432 00:25:57,448 --> 00:26:02,482 Trust me... it will be on the shelves for Halloween. 433 00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:07,917 Look, I have to go. 434 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,468 Yeah. 435 00:26:11,551 --> 00:26:13,310 Yeah. Bye. 436 00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:42,468 Is this, like, nuclear or something? 437 00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:44,793 Or toxic? 438 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,137 No, nothing nuclear here. 439 00:26:51,034 --> 00:26:52,503 Or toxic. 440 00:26:52,586 --> 00:26:53,724 Can I just... 441 00:26:58,103 --> 00:27:00,241 Help me, someone in here! 442 00:27:04,896 --> 00:27:07,985 I told you to dial down 443 00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:09,813 the fucking formula. 444 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,365 We did, Mr. Rothschild. 445 00:27:11,448 --> 00:27:15,675 Then what the fuck is going on in there?! 446 00:27:15,758 --> 00:27:18,620 Do something! 447 00:27:26,551 --> 00:27:28,089 Please be calm, 39. 448 00:27:28,172 --> 00:27:31,434 We're working to get you both out of the chamber. 449 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:33,158 Fuck! 450 00:27:33,241 --> 00:27:35,123 What the fuck are we doing? 451 00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:37,985 What the fuck are we doing?! 452 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:40,758 Help me! Someone get me! That's stuck! 453 00:27:46,586 --> 00:27:48,296 Help me! 454 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:49,779 Help me, please! 455 00:27:49,862 --> 00:27:51,862 Anyone in there?! 456 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,572 Help me! 457 00:27:58,655 --> 00:28:01,503 Please! Please! 458 00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:03,724 Please help me. 459 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,931 Fucking die already. 460 00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:27,689 Ooh! 461 00:36:27,965 --> 00:36:30,482 Ooh! 462 00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:55,000 Subject 40 is in the chamber for you, Mr. Rothschild. 463 00:47:02,103 --> 00:47:04,344 Mr. Rothschild? 464 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,744 This smells like shit. 465 00:47:12,827 --> 00:47:15,172 How does it taste? 466 00:47:20,413 --> 00:47:22,551 Actually tastes quite good. 467 00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:32,089 How do you feel? 468 00:47:32,172 --> 00:47:33,586 Feel okay. 469 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:38,710 Can you finish the entire can, please? 470 00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,413 Sure. 471 00:48:07,758 --> 00:48:10,862 You can see me? 472 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,503 Can it get in here? 473 00:48:24,586 --> 00:48:27,330 It can't break through. The entire chamber is reinforced 474 00:48:27,413 --> 00:48:30,448 with that towbar material. 475 00:49:09,137 --> 00:49:11,399 Close. 476 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,468 I can't believe I've actually done it. 477 00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:15,330 Run it again. 478 00:49:15,413 --> 00:49:17,310 Preferably with little to no GBH. 479 00:49:19,379 --> 00:49:20,689 Or mortal wounding. 480 00:49:22,482 --> 00:49:24,537 What about subject 40? 481 00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:26,724 No. 482 00:49:28,206 --> 00:49:29,379 Please no! 483 00:49:41,413 --> 00:49:44,951 I'm saying, who has a Halloween party without candy? 484 00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:46,468 It was a party for adults. 485 00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:50,089 They had booze, of which you had a lot, babe. 486 00:49:50,172 --> 00:49:51,606 Okay. Rude. 487 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:54,089 I want candy. 488 00:49:54,172 --> 00:49:56,158 Guys, let's go trick-or-treating! 489 00:49:56,241 --> 00:49:58,468 Aren't we too old to trick-or-treat? 490 00:49:58,551 --> 00:50:00,572 -Mm, no. -What are they gonna say? 491 00:50:00,655 --> 00:50:02,365 "No, you're too old for our shitty, 492 00:50:02,448 --> 00:50:03,710 tiny corporate candy bars?" 493 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,192 Nobody's gonna say that. 494 00:50:05,275 --> 00:50:07,606 Guys, she's not gonna let up until we do it. 495 00:50:07,689 --> 00:50:08,985 And she's right. 496 00:50:09,068 --> 00:50:10,931 Ready? So ready? 497 00:50:19,034 --> 00:50:21,158 Oh, I love your costumes. 498 00:50:21,241 --> 00:50:23,330 You cool with trick-or-treating, babe? 499 00:50:23,413 --> 00:50:24,813 You having fun? 500 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,261 Yeah. I mean, why not? 501 00:50:26,344 --> 00:50:29,000 -Guys, hurry up. -Come on, slow asses. 502 00:50:33,068 --> 00:50:36,123 -Trick or treat! -Trick or treat! 503 00:50:36,206 --> 00:50:38,123 Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? 504 00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:40,158 No! 505 00:50:40,241 --> 00:50:43,710 Also, we just got engaged. 506 00:50:43,793 --> 00:50:45,261 -Oh. -Show them the ring, honey. 507 00:50:45,344 --> 00:50:48,675 Ooh, congratulations! It's beautiful. 508 00:50:48,758 --> 00:50:51,882 I proposed to my best friend, and she said yes. 509 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:53,089 Ooh! 510 00:50:53,172 --> 00:50:54,779 So, let's see. 511 00:50:54,862 --> 00:50:56,744 You're a superhero. 512 00:50:56,827 --> 00:50:58,537 And you're a pirate. 513 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:00,641 And what are you guys supposed to be? 514 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:04,330 We are camera operators in a found-footage horror movie. 515 00:51:04,413 --> 00:51:05,813 You know how you always wonder 516 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,572 how they don't drop their cameras? 517 00:51:07,655 --> 00:51:10,089 Well, we have lots of cameras attached to us. 518 00:51:10,172 --> 00:51:11,779 I don't consent to being filmed. 519 00:51:11,862 --> 00:51:14,675 Oh, hush, Pete. They just got engaged. 520 00:51:14,758 --> 00:51:17,089 -Oh! Give them candy. -Oh. 521 00:51:17,172 --> 00:51:18,365 Thank you. -Thanks. 522 00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:19,917 -Thank you. -Thanks. 523 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,123 -Trick or treat. -Trick or treat. 524 00:51:21,206 --> 00:51:22,572 Oh, thank you. 525 00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:24,192 -Happy Halloween. -Happy Halloween. 526 00:51:24,275 --> 00:51:25,330 -Happy Halloween. -Yes! 527 00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:27,641 Ugh, it's sour candy. 528 00:51:27,724 --> 00:51:30,330 I hate sour candy. That's so lame. 529 00:51:30,413 --> 00:51:32,744 All candy is lame. 530 00:51:32,827 --> 00:51:34,744 Corporations have taken all the creativity out. 531 00:51:34,827 --> 00:51:36,089 -Oh, really? -We have the same 532 00:51:36,172 --> 00:51:37,434 main candy bars for decades. 533 00:51:37,517 --> 00:51:39,813 The variety pack has no variety. 534 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:41,089 -Okay. -Think on that. 535 00:51:41,172 --> 00:51:42,330 -I will. -Let's do the whole block, 536 00:51:42,413 --> 00:51:44,089 see who has the best candy. 537 00:51:44,172 --> 00:51:47,434 -Onward! -Here we go. 538 00:51:47,517 --> 00:51:50,275 -Hey, wait. -What are you doing? 539 00:51:51,965 --> 00:51:53,296 Oh, God. 540 00:51:53,379 --> 00:51:56,158 I thought you were gonna tell him. 541 00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:58,779 I was, but then it was Halloween, 542 00:51:58,862 --> 00:52:01,468 and we had already made our costumes. 543 00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:04,813 Okay, but then it's gonna be Thanksgiving 544 00:52:04,896 --> 00:52:07,744 and then Christmas and then Valentine's Day. 545 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:09,296 Oh, yeah, and then you're married. 546 00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:10,848 I'm going to do it. 547 00:52:10,931 --> 00:52:13,813 You need to do it fast and quick, 548 00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:17,606 or your life's gonna end up on the wrong track. 549 00:52:17,689 --> 00:52:18,917 I know. 550 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,758 But, I mean, I don't want to hurt him. 551 00:52:23,172 --> 00:52:26,503 Oh, my God, you need to stop worrying about his feelings 552 00:52:26,586 --> 00:52:28,227 and put yourself first. -Shh! 553 00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:29,606 He's gonna hear you. 554 00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,227 And you better delete this footage. 555 00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:33,399 -Come on, fiancée! -Oh. 556 00:52:33,482 --> 00:52:35,606 Coming, fiancé. 557 00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:38,793 Doesn't it still sound weird hearing that... "fiancé"? 558 00:52:40,482 --> 00:52:42,227 You ready to let me provide for you 559 00:52:42,310 --> 00:52:44,365 and be my trad wife? 560 00:52:44,448 --> 00:52:45,675 Oh. 561 00:52:45,758 --> 00:52:48,985 -Oh, a trad wife. -What the fuck? 562 00:52:49,068 --> 00:52:50,227 Ugh. 563 00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:53,054 One per person? 564 00:52:53,137 --> 00:52:55,261 It's freaking Halloween. 565 00:52:55,344 --> 00:52:57,744 I hate when they just leave the bowl out. 566 00:52:57,827 --> 00:52:58,848 Whoa. 567 00:52:58,931 --> 00:53:02,296 Look at the candy. It's, uh... 568 00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:03,641 What the hell? 569 00:53:03,724 --> 00:53:05,848 The hell's a Fligs and Splips? 570 00:53:05,931 --> 00:53:07,503 Snipp%rs? 571 00:53:07,586 --> 00:53:10,365 -R-Round Crunch. -What the hell? 572 00:53:10,448 --> 00:53:12,848 & and &? 573 00:53:12,931 --> 00:53:15,192 Now presenting Larry Find. 574 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:18,261 Furnitnurse Keepsitpoppa? 575 00:53:18,344 --> 00:53:19,744 What?! 576 00:53:19,827 --> 00:53:22,020 -What the hell? -Is that even English? 577 00:53:22,103 --> 00:53:25,296 Have any of you ever seen any of this candy before? 578 00:53:25,379 --> 00:53:26,827 No. 579 00:53:28,551 --> 00:53:30,192 It looks like a dong. 580 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,399 Oh, my God. 581 00:53:32,482 --> 00:53:34,020 -Wow. -Don't touch it. 582 00:53:34,103 --> 00:53:37,089 Okay, I mean, all candy bars kind of look like dongs. 583 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,744 No. 584 00:53:38,827 --> 00:53:41,020 This has the tip. 585 00:53:41,103 --> 00:53:42,537 -It does. -It's veiny. 586 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,675 -Uh... -What is this? 587 00:53:44,758 --> 00:53:47,951 It's like some kind of, uh, adult novelty thing. 588 00:53:48,034 --> 00:53:51,951 Well, maybe it's just, like, a factory mistake. 589 00:53:52,034 --> 00:53:54,586 Well, it sure doesn't look like it. 590 00:53:56,068 --> 00:53:57,675 Who wants the first bite? 591 00:53:57,758 --> 00:53:59,399 -Huh? Huh? -I am so good. 592 00:53:59,482 --> 00:54:02,227 I am so good on that! 593 00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:04,227 -All yours. -No. 594 00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:06,517 All yours, Austin. 595 00:54:09,344 --> 00:54:12,192 Ohh! 596 00:54:12,275 --> 00:54:14,482 All right. 597 00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:20,641 Ugh. 598 00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:22,882 -Ohh! -Ohh! 599 00:54:22,965 --> 00:54:24,606 Gross! 600 00:54:24,689 --> 00:54:27,158 Of course it's full of white cream. 601 00:54:27,241 --> 00:54:29,158 -Gross. -No, it's actually... 602 00:54:29,241 --> 00:54:30,917 -Ew! -Ugh! 603 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,641 It's pretty good. It's got, like... 604 00:54:33,724 --> 00:54:37,020 like, a lot of... like, a lot of layers. 605 00:54:37,103 --> 00:54:39,330 Ugh. 606 00:54:39,413 --> 00:54:40,985 It's too chewy. 607 00:54:41,068 --> 00:54:43,103 -Ew. -Mnh-mnh. 608 00:54:44,896 --> 00:54:47,261 -You missed some. -You got a little on your chin. 609 00:54:47,344 --> 00:54:48,951 -Did I miss a spot? -Yeah. A lot. 610 00:54:49,034 --> 00:54:51,054 Yeah. On your chin. 611 00:54:51,137 --> 00:54:52,951 This is so weird. 612 00:54:53,034 --> 00:54:54,641 There's nothing coming up about this online. 613 00:54:54,724 --> 00:54:56,123 Everything is online. 614 00:54:56,206 --> 00:54:58,503 -You type it in right? -Yeah, of course I did. 615 00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,606 Maybe it's new? 616 00:55:00,689 --> 00:55:02,434 -I don't know, but... -This is crazy. 617 00:55:02,517 --> 00:55:04,848 -...I'm taking more. -Wait. No. Stop. 618 00:55:04,931 --> 00:55:07,296 Hey, it says one per person. 619 00:55:07,379 --> 00:55:08,434 What if they're watching? 620 00:55:08,517 --> 00:55:10,572 I hope they're watching. 621 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:11,985 'Cause then they can come out 622 00:55:12,068 --> 00:55:13,779 and tell us where the fuck they... 623 00:55:13,862 --> 00:55:16,261 Ah! What the... 624 00:55:16,344 --> 00:55:18,261 Oh, my... 625 00:55:18,344 --> 00:55:19,965 Oh, my God. 626 00:55:21,862 --> 00:55:23,365 Oh, my God. -Okay. 627 00:55:23,448 --> 00:55:25,434 Okay, yeah, that was pretty good. 628 00:55:25,517 --> 00:55:26,779 -Oh, my God. -All right. 629 00:55:26,862 --> 00:55:30,123 O-Okay. That... That was pretty good. 630 00:55:30,206 --> 00:55:32,537 Uh, how... How did they... 631 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:34,434 I don't... Ow. 632 00:55:34,517 --> 00:55:35,985 You can... You can let go now. 633 00:55:36,068 --> 00:55:39,296 How are they... What is happening? 634 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:40,917 Austin, stop. 635 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,158 Help. 636 00:55:42,241 --> 00:55:43,434 Stop! 637 00:55:43,517 --> 00:55:45,227 -Austin! -What's... What the... 638 00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:47,503 Hey! Hey, what... 639 00:55:47,586 --> 00:55:49,206 -What's happening? -Help! Help! 640 00:55:51,413 --> 00:55:52,675 -Oh, my God. -Help me! 641 00:55:52,758 --> 00:55:55,330 -Oh, my God! -Help! What the fuck?! 642 00:55:55,413 --> 00:55:56,641 What the fuck?! -Oh, my God! 643 00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:58,537 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 644 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,675 Oh, my God! 645 00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,985 -It's coming! Help me! -What the fuck is happening?! 646 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,192 Help me! 647 00:56:05,275 --> 00:56:07,468 Oh, no! 648 00:56:07,551 --> 00:56:11,434 Oh, my God. 649 00:56:11,517 --> 00:56:13,296 What the fuck just happened? 650 00:56:13,379 --> 00:56:15,551 -I don't know. Call 911. -Okay. 651 00:56:17,862 --> 00:56:19,434 911. What is your emergency? 652 00:56:19,517 --> 00:56:22,330 Yes, we're trick-or-treating, and our boyfriends... 653 00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:24,123 they just got captured. 654 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:25,813 The address is... 655 00:56:25,896 --> 00:56:28,000 Ahh! 656 00:56:37,172 --> 00:56:38,882 Fiancée. 657 00:56:38,965 --> 00:56:42,020 It got you, too? 658 00:56:42,103 --> 00:56:44,365 -Where are we? -Fuck if we know. 659 00:56:44,448 --> 00:56:46,744 Whatever pulled us in was gone when we got here. 660 00:56:46,827 --> 00:56:49,813 What the fuck is happening? 661 00:56:49,896 --> 00:56:51,689 Oh! 662 00:56:56,137 --> 00:56:59,482 Hello? Hello?! 663 00:57:02,344 --> 00:57:03,675 Wait. 664 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:06,689 Wait. I-Isn't that the same bowl? 665 00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,365 Maybe that will bring us back. 666 00:57:10,448 --> 00:57:12,793 It's the way back. 667 00:57:17,793 --> 00:57:20,206 Is there anything in there? 668 00:57:22,551 --> 00:57:24,434 "One per person." 669 00:57:24,517 --> 00:57:26,813 It's the same fucking sign. 670 00:57:26,896 --> 00:57:28,710 Is this some kind of sick joke? 671 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:31,296 It's the same fucking sign. 672 00:57:31,379 --> 00:57:33,330 Oh, my God! 673 00:57:33,413 --> 00:57:35,158 Ugh! 674 00:57:35,241 --> 00:57:37,517 What the fuck?! 675 00:57:40,379 --> 00:57:42,192 What... What is it? 676 00:57:42,275 --> 00:57:43,468 I-I-I don't know. 677 00:57:43,551 --> 00:57:45,227 -Is it burning? -No. 678 00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:50,261 Uh, it's, uh... sticky. 679 00:57:50,344 --> 00:57:52,468 Sweet. 680 00:57:52,551 --> 00:57:55,606 I-I think it's... 681 00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:58,241 caramel. -What the fuck? 682 00:57:59,689 --> 00:58:02,261 -Ahh! -Ahh! 683 00:58:02,344 --> 00:58:03,744 Fun size! 684 00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:05,261 -Ahh! -Oh, my God! 685 00:58:05,344 --> 00:58:06,917 Oh, my God! -Go! 686 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,744 What the fuck was that? 687 00:58:08,827 --> 00:58:11,468 Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go, go! 688 00:58:11,551 --> 00:58:13,054 Faster! 689 00:58:13,137 --> 00:58:15,758 Austin, that's a lot of blood on the walls! 690 00:58:17,965 --> 00:58:19,689 -Hello there! -Ahh! 691 00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:23,399 What the fuck is that?! 692 00:58:23,482 --> 00:58:24,675 Let's just get away from it! 693 00:58:24,758 --> 00:58:26,537 -I'll protect you! -Wait. 694 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:29,620 Guys, there's an exit. -Oh, my God. 695 00:58:32,241 --> 00:58:33,882 It's locked! 696 00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:36,744 Um, uh, maybe there's a key. 697 00:58:36,827 --> 00:58:38,192 Everyone look for a key! 698 00:58:38,275 --> 00:58:40,330 -We're not gonna find a key. -Let's try! 699 00:58:40,413 --> 00:58:42,379 Okay. 700 00:58:45,517 --> 00:58:47,813 -Oh, I found the key! -What? 701 00:58:47,896 --> 00:58:50,296 Okay, now let's see if it actually works. 702 00:58:50,379 --> 00:58:51,434 Ahh! 703 00:58:51,517 --> 00:58:53,020 Ohh! 704 00:58:53,103 --> 00:58:56,296 ♪ La-dee-dah-dee-dah ♪ 705 00:58:56,379 --> 00:58:57,813 What the fuck was that?! 706 00:58:57,896 --> 00:59:00,020 Oh, my God. Austin! 707 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:02,227 Austin! Austin! 708 00:59:02,310 --> 00:59:03,296 Austin! -Austin! 709 00:59:03,379 --> 00:59:04,827 Austin! Austin! 710 00:59:08,551 --> 00:59:11,779 Austin! 711 00:59:11,862 --> 00:59:14,399 Oh, my God. 712 00:59:14,482 --> 00:59:15,710 How did you get here? 713 00:59:15,793 --> 00:59:17,399 No, no, no, no! 714 00:59:17,482 --> 00:59:19,675 Get me out! 715 00:59:19,758 --> 00:59:21,054 They're too tight! 716 00:59:21,137 --> 00:59:23,482 There has to be a way to stop this. 717 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,468 What is this place? 718 00:59:27,551 --> 00:59:29,675 Fun size! 719 00:59:29,758 --> 00:59:31,641 No! I'm not gonna make it! 720 00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:32,951 I'm not gonna make it. 721 00:59:33,034 --> 00:59:34,951 What is happening? 722 00:59:35,034 --> 00:59:36,641 What... 723 00:59:36,724 --> 00:59:38,034 No, no, no. 724 00:59:39,586 --> 00:59:42,054 What the fuck is happening? 725 00:59:42,137 --> 00:59:44,241 These chains won't fucking budge! 726 00:59:46,241 --> 00:59:47,641 Yummy! 727 00:59:47,724 --> 00:59:49,365 -I love you, Haley. -Shut up. 728 00:59:49,448 --> 00:59:50,503 You are not gonna die. 729 00:59:50,586 --> 00:59:52,192 I think I found a knife! 730 00:59:52,275 --> 00:59:53,606 Hurry! 731 00:59:53,689 --> 00:59:55,399 Fuck, It's just a prop knife. 732 00:59:55,482 --> 00:59:57,793 Ahh! 733 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:01,710 But this is real. 734 01:00:01,793 --> 01:00:04,813 Okay. 735 01:00:04,896 --> 01:00:06,779 I'm not gonna make it. Take the key! 736 01:00:06,862 --> 01:00:08,434 Take the key! -What are you doing?! 737 01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,758 I don't want to cut his fucking arm off! 738 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,931 -Take the key! Take the key! -No, no, no. No! 739 01:00:17,379 --> 01:00:19,379 Oh, my God. 740 01:00:27,034 --> 01:00:30,310 -Oh, my God! -Ahh! 741 01:00:32,931 --> 01:00:34,724 Oh, my God. 742 01:00:37,517 --> 01:00:39,641 Ahh! Austin! 743 01:00:39,724 --> 01:00:42,296 -I'm sorry. -Oh, my God. 744 01:00:42,379 --> 01:00:45,123 What the fuck? 745 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:47,089 No! Austin! 746 01:00:47,172 --> 01:00:48,330 What the... 747 01:00:48,413 --> 01:00:50,413 Where the fuck are we?! 748 01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:53,606 Oh, shit, no. 749 01:00:53,689 --> 01:00:55,503 What do we do? Can we help him? 750 01:00:55,586 --> 01:00:57,724 I told him he was gonna be okay. 751 01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:05,896 -The key. -Get the key. Get the key. 752 01:01:07,724 --> 01:01:11,365 -Come on, you fucker! -No. 753 01:01:11,448 --> 01:01:13,620 -What?! -Oh, no! 754 01:01:16,241 --> 01:01:18,572 Oh, my God. 755 01:01:18,655 --> 01:01:20,296 Oh, my God, what is happening?! 756 01:01:20,379 --> 01:01:23,896 -What the fuck? -Chop its fucking head off! 757 01:01:25,931 --> 01:01:27,503 Oh, my... 758 01:01:27,586 --> 01:01:29,296 It's not human. 759 01:01:29,379 --> 01:01:33,365 It's not human! 760 01:01:33,448 --> 01:01:35,054 Yeah, you better run! 761 01:01:35,137 --> 01:01:37,779 Let's just get the key and get out of here. 762 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:39,399 No, no, no, no, no, no! 763 01:01:39,482 --> 01:01:40,641 The key, the key! 764 01:01:40,724 --> 01:01:42,931 Ow! Fuck! 765 01:01:44,586 --> 01:01:47,744 Oh, my God. 766 01:01:47,827 --> 01:01:49,468 What the... 767 01:01:49,551 --> 01:01:51,365 Oh, my God! 768 01:01:51,448 --> 01:01:52,779 What a sick fuck! 769 01:01:52,862 --> 01:01:55,675 What the f... -Is that caramel? 770 01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:57,123 Oh, my... 771 01:01:57,206 --> 01:02:00,227 -Ugh. -Oh, my God, that's his brains. 772 01:02:00,310 --> 01:02:02,951 How do you even do this to someone? 773 01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:05,089 -Ugh. -Oh, my God! 774 01:02:05,172 --> 01:02:07,310 -Haley, I... -Oh, my God, his balls! 775 01:02:10,896 --> 01:02:13,848 My God, they're turning him into candy. 776 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:16,482 Oh, my God, that is so disgusting. 777 01:02:18,137 --> 01:02:20,103 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 778 01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:25,068 Oh, my God. 779 01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:31,365 Oh, my God! 780 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:32,744 Fuck. 781 01:02:32,827 --> 01:02:34,399 That is so fucked up, guys. 782 01:02:34,482 --> 01:02:35,813 I'm done. -No. 783 01:02:35,896 --> 01:02:36,917 I'm just getting on the conveyor belt. 784 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,434 I just want it to be done, okay? 785 01:02:38,517 --> 01:02:39,537 I'm just done. No! 786 01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:41,054 Haley, listen to me. 787 01:02:41,137 --> 01:02:42,641 We are going to get the key, 788 01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:44,434 and we are going to get the fuck out of this place. 789 01:02:44,517 --> 01:02:46,123 We are not gonna be stuck here, okay? 790 01:02:46,206 --> 01:02:48,951 -Okay! -Okay. Come on! Let's go! 791 01:02:49,034 --> 01:02:50,896 Go! -Okay! 792 01:02:54,034 --> 01:02:56,296 The key's in there, so hurry up and unwrap one. 793 01:02:56,379 --> 01:02:59,275 Stop yelling at me. That's my fucking boyfriend. 794 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,931 Go on. You can do it. 795 01:03:12,862 --> 01:03:16,744 Okay, this is his penis. 796 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:19,330 You're doing great, guys. 797 01:03:19,413 --> 01:03:22,020 Doing great. 798 01:03:22,103 --> 01:03:25,779 I think these are his balls. 799 01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:27,503 Oh! Oh! I have it! 800 01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:30,158 -Yep. -I... I... Okay. 801 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:32,192 Good job, fiancée. 802 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:34,965 Let's go. Let's go. 803 01:03:38,413 --> 01:03:40,330 -Come on! Let's go! -Wait, wait. 804 01:03:40,413 --> 01:03:42,917 -Whoospie. -Ahh! 805 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,227 -Ugh! -Haley! 806 01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:47,606 Haley. Haley, what... 807 01:03:47,689 --> 01:03:50,068 Ahh! 808 01:03:52,965 --> 01:03:55,503 -Haley! -Lauren, she's gone! 809 01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:58,158 -No. -She's gone. 810 01:03:58,241 --> 01:03:59,606 We... 811 01:03:59,689 --> 01:04:01,089 We have the key. 812 01:04:01,172 --> 01:04:02,434 Let's just... -No! 813 01:04:02,517 --> 01:04:04,503 -Fiancée, please! -No. 814 01:04:04,586 --> 01:04:06,103 -Haley! -Damn it. 815 01:04:07,896 --> 01:04:10,572 Haley! 816 01:04:10,655 --> 01:04:13,434 Haley. 817 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:16,503 Haley. Thank God. 818 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:17,951 Come on. Let's go. 819 01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:20,724 It's okay. It's okay. It's just us. 820 01:04:22,551 --> 01:04:24,468 The fuck? 821 01:04:24,551 --> 01:04:26,606 Uh, Lauren? 822 01:04:26,689 --> 01:04:28,655 Haley? Haley? 823 01:04:30,103 --> 01:04:32,655 Oh, my God, Haley! 824 01:04:46,448 --> 01:04:47,985 No, Haley! 825 01:04:48,068 --> 01:04:49,744 What is she doing? -Oh, my God. 826 01:04:49,827 --> 01:04:52,882 Wh-What is she doing? What is she doing? 827 01:04:52,965 --> 01:04:54,758 No. No, no, no, no. 828 01:04:56,241 --> 01:04:58,620 Haley, what are you doing? 829 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:06,744 Come on. Come on. 830 01:05:06,827 --> 01:05:09,137 Leave her! 831 01:05:10,517 --> 01:05:12,192 Oh! I dropped the key! I dropped the key! 832 01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,917 I dropped... Wait. No, no. 833 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,917 Wait. I got it. I got it. 834 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,931 We don't know if it even fits. 835 01:05:21,862 --> 01:05:24,330 It fits! It fits! 836 01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:28,054 Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! 837 01:05:28,137 --> 01:05:30,503 Oh, we're fucked! 838 01:05:30,586 --> 01:05:31,848 We're fucked! 839 01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:33,641 We didn't take more than one! 840 01:05:33,724 --> 01:05:35,537 You killed the guy who took more than one! 841 01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:37,365 Calm down, okay? 842 01:05:37,448 --> 01:05:39,917 We are going... We're going to get through this. 843 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,675 Um, uh... Wait! 844 01:05:41,758 --> 01:05:43,296 Th-There's an air vent. 845 01:05:43,379 --> 01:05:44,365 There's an air vent. It has... 846 01:05:44,448 --> 01:05:46,261 It has to lead somewhere. 847 01:05:46,344 --> 01:05:49,034 -Okay. -Okay. Okay. 848 01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:55,882 We're doing it! 849 01:05:55,965 --> 01:05:58,296 We're doing it. 850 01:05:58,379 --> 01:05:59,985 We're gonna make it. 851 01:06:00,068 --> 01:06:02,896 This is gonna be one hell of a story we tell our kids. 852 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,537 Josh, the floor. The floor, it's... 853 01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:09,917 What? What? 854 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,310 It's a conveyor belt. 855 01:06:13,482 --> 01:06:15,158 No, no, no, no! Ahh! 856 01:06:15,241 --> 01:06:16,710 Oh, fuck! 857 01:06:16,793 --> 01:06:18,813 We have to go back. 858 01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:20,813 Ahh! 859 01:06:20,896 --> 01:06:23,158 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 860 01:06:23,241 --> 01:06:25,503 Fiancée. 861 01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:27,710 I'm so sorry... 862 01:06:27,793 --> 01:06:31,227 we never got the fairy-tale wedding. 863 01:06:31,310 --> 01:06:33,641 Unless... 864 01:06:33,724 --> 01:06:36,123 Lauren Margaret Everett, 865 01:06:36,206 --> 01:06:39,330 do you take me, Joshua Roger Day, 866 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,503 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 867 01:06:41,586 --> 01:06:45,985 to have and to hold for richer, for poorer, 868 01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:48,227 in sickness and in health, 869 01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:50,434 till death do us part? 870 01:06:50,517 --> 01:06:52,882 I... 871 01:06:52,965 --> 01:06:54,537 I... 872 01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:56,779 I do... 873 01:06:56,862 --> 01:06:58,655 not! -What?! 874 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:10,551 I want out! I want out, I want out, I want... 875 01:07:15,034 --> 01:07:16,896 Help! Help! 876 01:07:19,413 --> 01:07:20,931 Okay... 877 01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:25,896 Fun size! 878 01:07:32,137 --> 01:07:34,537 Okay, kids. Smile! 879 01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:36,413 Fuck. Shit. 880 01:07:38,103 --> 01:07:39,517 Okay, kids! 881 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,848 This candy looks weird. 882 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:44,779 It's good to try new things. 883 01:07:44,862 --> 01:07:46,413 Come on, Liam. 884 01:07:48,517 --> 01:07:50,399 Well, what's your review? 885 01:07:50,482 --> 01:07:51,779 There's something metal. 886 01:07:51,862 --> 01:07:53,779 Oh, my God, give me that. 887 01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:55,985 What the hell is that? 888 01:07:56,068 --> 01:07:58,068 I took two. Is that bad? 889 01:08:05,034 --> 01:08:07,241 Hello, Subject 41. 890 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:13,275 Don't be shy. You're quite safe. 891 01:08:14,275 --> 01:08:15,517 Hi. 892 01:08:17,482 --> 01:08:20,275 Are you excited to try our new Halloween soda? 893 01:08:21,655 --> 01:08:22,675 Super! 894 01:08:22,758 --> 01:08:24,192 Can you reach out and take a drink 895 01:08:24,275 --> 01:08:25,606 of the soda in front of you? 896 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,000 Okay. 897 01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:35,089 It smells gross. 898 01:08:35,172 --> 01:08:37,606 I told you to add that fucking pumpkin spice! 899 01:08:37,689 --> 01:08:40,586 Actually, we are working on it, Mr. Rothschild. 900 01:08:42,448 --> 01:08:43,931 Fuck you, Larry! 901 01:08:45,482 --> 01:08:49,379 Don't worry about the smell. It tastes delicious. 902 01:08:55,275 --> 01:08:57,261 It tastes really good. 903 01:08:57,344 --> 01:08:58,985 And how do you feel? 904 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:01,020 Can I have another one? 905 01:09:01,103 --> 01:09:02,779 Of course! 906 01:09:02,862 --> 01:09:05,054 Is there any fucking extract in the sample?! 907 01:09:05,137 --> 01:09:07,848 Yes! But we dialed it down significantly 908 01:09:07,931 --> 01:09:09,655 for a smaller subject. 909 01:09:10,793 --> 01:09:13,793 Get the kid another one, but fucking dial it up! 910 01:09:26,827 --> 01:09:28,862 Call Sector 31! 911 01:09:36,241 --> 01:09:37,641 How old are you? 912 01:09:37,724 --> 01:09:39,330 -Four. -Four years old? 913 01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:41,503 -Or five. Four or five. -Four and a half? 914 01:09:41,586 --> 01:09:43,227 -Four or five. -About four and a half, five? 915 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:44,675 I don't know. 916 01:09:44,758 --> 01:09:46,744 Can you say your name on camera for me? 917 01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:47,917 Cleo. 918 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,192 I'm eight. 919 01:09:49,275 --> 01:09:50,813 I'm 10 and I'm in fifth grade. 920 01:09:50,896 --> 01:09:54,089 I like cereal and sometimes pizza, too. 921 01:09:54,172 --> 01:09:56,054 Reading and math. 922 01:09:56,137 --> 01:09:58,330 Can you say your name on camera for us? 923 01:09:58,413 --> 01:09:59,882 Um... 924 01:09:59,965 --> 01:10:01,537 Not right now. 925 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,227 Do you like Halloween, or not so much? 926 01:10:03,310 --> 01:10:04,710 Yes. 927 01:10:04,793 --> 01:10:06,537 I'm a little old for trick-or-treating. 928 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,848 Me and my best friend, we're going to be dead nurses. 929 01:10:08,931 --> 01:10:10,192 I'm gonna be a witch. 930 01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:12,296 Um, a vampire. 931 01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:15,020 And I'm gonna be a clown. 932 01:10:15,103 --> 01:10:16,434 Probably trick-or-treat. 933 01:10:16,517 --> 01:10:18,227 We might stay in and watch a horror movie. 934 01:10:18,310 --> 01:10:19,365 We need candy, 935 01:10:19,448 --> 01:10:20,710 and we love candy. 936 01:10:20,793 --> 01:10:23,517 My sister might be a vampire. 937 01:10:24,965 --> 01:10:26,951 And if anybody came up to you after school 938 01:10:27,034 --> 01:10:28,882 and asked if you wanted to play tennis with them, 939 01:10:28,965 --> 01:10:30,158 but they're a stranger, 940 01:10:30,241 --> 01:10:31,365 what would you say? 941 01:10:31,448 --> 01:10:33,227 -Yeah. -Well, I don't know 942 01:10:33,310 --> 01:10:35,158 if that's the safest thing to do. 943 01:10:35,241 --> 01:10:36,572 So, tonight, with Halloween and all, 944 01:10:36,655 --> 01:10:38,468 you think you'll go out trick-or-treating? 945 01:10:38,551 --> 01:10:40,330 If my mom lets me. 946 01:10:40,413 --> 01:10:41,985 Yeah, well, if your mom lets you, 947 01:10:42,068 --> 01:10:43,779 what would you dress up as? 948 01:10:43,862 --> 01:10:45,020 A butterfly. 949 01:10:45,103 --> 01:10:46,572 Butterfly. 950 01:10:46,655 --> 01:10:49,000 That's great. I love that. A butterfly. 951 01:10:50,172 --> 01:10:51,606 Is this over? 952 01:10:51,689 --> 01:10:53,985 Uh, yeah. You're all set. You're good to go. 953 01:10:54,068 --> 01:10:56,675 Uh, so thank you for trusting Kaplan's Electronics 954 01:10:56,758 --> 01:10:58,434 for all your KidPrinting needs. 955 01:10:58,517 --> 01:11:01,296 Now, we recommend making two copies. 956 01:11:01,379 --> 01:11:03,537 And we do have a backlog, so... 957 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:06,192 You could get them Monday, or we could deliver. 958 01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:07,606 You can't rush it? 959 01:11:07,689 --> 01:11:09,434 I was hoping to get it immediately, 960 01:11:09,517 --> 01:11:10,917 before trick-or-treating. 961 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,020 Mom, I'm not going to get kidnapped tonight. 962 01:11:13,103 --> 01:11:15,261 Hey, look, with all that's going on these days, 963 01:11:15,344 --> 01:11:16,985 you can't be too concerned, right? 964 01:11:17,068 --> 01:11:18,917 Your mother's just trying to look out for you, Lindsay. 965 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,020 -Mm. It's all so horrible. -Yeah. 966 01:11:22,103 --> 01:11:27,020 Every day I watch the news just hoping for something. 967 01:11:27,103 --> 01:11:29,848 Yeah, I know, I know, but that's what our service is for. 968 01:11:29,931 --> 01:11:32,710 You know, we don't want people searching all around town 969 01:11:32,793 --> 01:11:34,744 based off a picture from last year's school... 970 01:11:34,827 --> 01:11:38,123 Is there any way they can be duplicated while we wait? 971 01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:41,896 I told her she could only go out tonight if we got this done. 972 01:11:43,103 --> 01:11:45,710 Well, look, I don't work evenings or weekends. 973 01:11:45,793 --> 01:11:47,779 Home in time for dinner every night. 974 01:11:47,862 --> 01:11:49,813 Uh, and with Halloween tonight, 975 01:11:49,896 --> 01:11:52,606 I did tell my daughters that I'd be ducking out early, 976 01:11:52,689 --> 01:11:54,537 be home by three, so... 977 01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:56,537 I understand. 978 01:11:56,620 --> 01:12:00,434 Uh, well, look, let me see what I can do. 979 01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:02,434 If you don't mind waiting a second, 980 01:12:02,517 --> 01:12:04,434 go in the back editing room, 981 01:12:04,517 --> 01:12:06,192 I'll see what I can do. Do you mind? 982 01:12:06,275 --> 01:12:08,551 -No, no. Thank you. -Let me just grab this. 983 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:13,054 And you met Alicia when you got here. 984 01:12:13,137 --> 01:12:14,537 This place would fall apart without her. 985 01:12:14,620 --> 01:12:15,848 That's funny, Alicia. 986 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:17,710 I also decorated the whole store. 987 01:12:17,793 --> 01:12:20,399 Yeah, well, you did a fine job at that. 988 01:12:20,482 --> 01:12:22,572 Just follow me right back this way. 989 01:12:22,655 --> 01:12:25,572 You'll also meet Miles. He's our, uh, wizard... 990 01:12:25,655 --> 01:12:27,054 Wizard of inventory! He does the stock. 991 01:12:27,137 --> 01:12:30,296 Miles, how many Symphonic VCRs do we have? 992 01:12:30,379 --> 01:12:31,813 Uh... eleven? 993 01:12:31,896 --> 01:12:33,779 Uh, no. Ten. We sold one today. 994 01:12:33,862 --> 01:12:36,227 The boy is great. Good at what he does. 995 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,606 And back here, we got Bruce. 996 01:12:37,689 --> 01:12:39,572 Bruce handles all the tech stuff. 997 01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:42,123 Hey, once we're done, once I eject this, 998 01:12:42,206 --> 01:12:44,917 I'm gonna have you dub Lindsay's KidPrint, all right? 999 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,503 And, uh, I have a couple other tapes for you, too. 1000 01:12:47,586 --> 01:12:50,330 Nice to meet you, Bruce. Miles. 1001 01:12:50,413 --> 01:12:52,744 Bruce isn't really used to us barging back here 1002 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,572 with customers while he's working. 1003 01:12:54,655 --> 01:12:56,020 You know, even Miles stresses him out. 1004 01:12:56,103 --> 01:12:59,158 Coming and going, coming and going. 1005 01:12:59,241 --> 01:13:01,227 Hey, hey, Lindsay, why don't you look at this? 1006 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:02,985 Look at these tapes over here. 1007 01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:05,330 Each one of these are your friends and your schoolmates, 1008 01:13:05,413 --> 01:13:07,985 and they all represent a little part of what I do 1009 01:13:08,068 --> 01:13:10,537 for the community. 1010 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:13,172 Are these missing ones the kids who got murd... 1011 01:13:14,689 --> 01:13:16,434 The challenges facing our police force 1012 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,330 are proving insurmountable 1013 01:13:18,413 --> 01:13:20,641 because the abductions lack similarities. 1014 01:13:20,724 --> 01:13:22,675 -Right... -Children of varying ages 1015 01:13:22,758 --> 01:13:25,813 going missing from both the north and south side of town. 1016 01:13:25,896 --> 01:13:27,606 Any hope of stopping this crime wave 1017 01:13:27,689 --> 01:13:29,985 has proven elusive. -Look. 1018 01:13:30,068 --> 01:13:31,917 What at first seemed like... 1019 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,158 I'm doing the best I can. You know, trying to help out. 1020 01:13:34,241 --> 01:13:37,192 ...has now emerged into a puzzle without a solution. 1021 01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:38,675 Diligent parents have... 1022 01:13:38,758 --> 01:13:40,261 This thing scared the crap outta me. 1023 01:13:40,344 --> 01:13:41,434 I thought it was real. 1024 01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:43,296 Oh, this is a fun one. 1025 01:13:43,379 --> 01:13:44,917 Spoooooky! 1026 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,020 That's my favorite guy in the store, actually. 1027 01:13:47,103 --> 01:13:48,779 I love this guy. 1028 01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,951 Here's a little gem I found at the Goodwill. 1029 01:13:51,034 --> 01:13:52,606 You know, found a bunch of these. 1030 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:53,951 Miles thinks it's wack, 1031 01:13:54,034 --> 01:13:55,572 but we think it's cool, right, Alicia? 1032 01:13:55,655 --> 01:13:57,641 -Miles can eat shit. -Yeah. 1033 01:13:57,724 --> 01:13:59,606 Just do this. Yeah. 1034 01:13:59,689 --> 01:14:01,537 Okay. Get up and look at the camera, though. 1035 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:03,158 And smile. You gotta smile. 1036 01:14:03,241 --> 01:14:05,103 This is gonna be in next year's commercial. 1037 01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:11,641 Alicia, I'm gonna take this home with me. 1038 01:14:11,724 --> 01:14:13,296 I think the girls would love it. 1039 01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:14,620 You do that. 1040 01:14:24,517 --> 01:14:25,882 ...with a special bulletin. 1041 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:27,779 We've just received word that the body 1042 01:14:27,862 --> 01:14:29,985 of 14-year-old Ethan Mulligan 1043 01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:33,503 has been found behind the Lawrence Park shopping plaza, 1044 01:14:33,586 --> 01:14:36,813 his corpse showing signs of grotesque injuries 1045 01:14:36,896 --> 01:14:38,641 unlike any we've seen. 1046 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,710 Mulligan is now the eighth victim, 1047 01:14:40,793 --> 01:14:42,365 and the second this week, 1048 01:14:42,448 --> 01:14:46,365 after 14-year-old Lisa Marcus' decomposed remains 1049 01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:47,710 were dragged from the river. 1050 01:14:47,793 --> 01:14:49,034 Parents are strongly... 1051 01:14:53,896 --> 01:14:56,330 Hey! -Look. There's Dad. 1052 01:14:56,413 --> 01:14:57,951 -Dad! -How's it going? 1053 01:14:58,034 --> 01:15:00,951 Hey, you having fun here? -Mm-hmm. 1054 01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:02,882 Smile for the camera. 1055 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:05,779 ...copycats or connected crimes... 1056 01:15:05,862 --> 01:15:08,434 Please stop with that. 1057 01:15:08,517 --> 01:15:10,054 Just for public safety. 1058 01:15:10,137 --> 01:15:11,917 You know, no one's gonna try any funny business 1059 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,434 if someone's pointing a camera everywhere around town. 1060 01:15:14,517 --> 01:15:16,192 -So you say. -No... 1061 01:15:16,275 --> 01:15:18,710 Come on, girls, don't you feel safer when this is on? 1062 01:15:18,793 --> 01:15:20,537 Don't you feel safe with this on? 1063 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,779 Um, I'm not... I'm not sure. 1064 01:15:22,862 --> 01:15:24,744 Come on. Charlotte, what do you think? 1065 01:15:24,827 --> 01:15:26,813 -I mean, I guess. -Yeah. 1066 01:15:26,896 --> 01:15:29,813 Honey, it's not normal trick-or-treating. 1067 01:15:29,896 --> 01:15:32,227 This isn't like normal Halloween. 1068 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,744 30 people are going down to the town square, 1069 01:15:34,827 --> 01:15:36,675 and none of their friends are going. 1070 01:15:36,758 --> 01:15:39,020 It's just cops handing out candy. 1071 01:15:39,103 --> 01:15:41,744 You get to take one piece and then leave. 1072 01:15:41,827 --> 01:15:43,744 We gotta get the candy. It's Halloween. 1073 01:15:43,827 --> 01:15:45,330 Yeah, I like candy. 1074 01:15:45,413 --> 01:15:47,192 Let me see your pumpkin. Look at that. 1075 01:15:47,275 --> 01:15:49,917 That's nice. Perfect. It's a perfect pumpkin. 1076 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,537 A little candy is better than no candy, right? 1077 01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:55,089 We'll go out for an hour. I'll film everything. 1078 01:15:55,172 --> 01:15:58,468 Also, if I happen to get the bad guy on camera, guess what? 1079 01:15:58,551 --> 01:15:59,951 I'll be the local hero. 1080 01:16:00,034 --> 01:16:02,241 More so than I already am. 1081 01:16:06,068 --> 01:16:07,675 Hey, wave for the camera, kids. 1082 01:16:07,758 --> 01:16:10,158 Are you having fun on Halloween? 1083 01:16:10,241 --> 01:16:11,413 No. No. 1084 01:16:12,896 --> 01:16:14,675 Just a pleasant, safe town we live in. 1085 01:16:14,758 --> 01:16:16,020 Isn't that right? 1086 01:16:16,103 --> 01:16:17,813 Ooh, Halloween, so scary, 1087 01:16:17,896 --> 01:16:20,275 with the police giving out candy. 1088 01:16:22,793 --> 01:16:24,468 Oh, watch your hat there! 1089 01:16:24,551 --> 01:16:26,434 Wave to the camera over here. 1090 01:16:26,517 --> 01:16:27,917 Hey, Happy Halloween! 1091 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,434 -Happy Halloween! -Happy Halloween! 1092 01:16:29,517 --> 01:16:30,917 That's fun. 1093 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,917 Hey, Nicole, Katie, you guys look awesome. 1094 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,365 Hey, I'm glad to see somebody didn't cancel. 1095 01:16:36,448 --> 01:16:38,882 Uh, well, I tried. 1096 01:16:38,965 --> 01:16:40,227 She had a meltdown. 1097 01:16:40,310 --> 01:16:42,710 Our... Our plan is just 15 minutes, 1098 01:16:42,793 --> 01:16:44,399 and then we're gonna leave, right? 1099 01:16:44,482 --> 01:16:46,275 What is with everybody? 1100 01:16:47,206 --> 01:16:49,344 -Didn't you hear? -Hear what? 1101 01:16:50,448 --> 01:16:51,779 It's a high school senior. 1102 01:16:51,862 --> 01:16:53,744 Somebody said that she went over to her car 1103 01:16:53,827 --> 01:16:56,089 to grab something, and she just vanished. 1104 01:16:56,172 --> 01:16:58,365 Says who? A bunch of high school kids? 1105 01:16:58,448 --> 01:16:59,917 It's probably a prank. 1106 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,985 No, but there's, like... What are you looking at? 1107 01:17:02,068 --> 01:17:03,985 Let me just scan around and see... 1108 01:17:04,068 --> 01:17:05,744 Find some troublesome faces. 1109 01:17:05,827 --> 01:17:07,296 Here, here. Like this guy over there. 1110 01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:08,813 -Who the hell is that guy? -Looks nice. 1111 01:17:08,896 --> 01:17:10,503 He's there with his daughter. 1112 01:17:10,586 --> 01:17:12,537 He's probably just waiting to eat her Halloween candy. 1113 01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:14,710 He's a local fatso. Big deal. 1114 01:17:14,793 --> 01:17:16,227 I'm... I'm gonna wrap this up. 1115 01:17:16,310 --> 01:17:17,641 I'm gonna give her five more minutes, 1116 01:17:17,724 --> 01:17:19,034 and then we're out of here. 1117 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,537 Take a bite of the healthy snack. 1118 01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:25,779 There we go! 1119 01:17:25,862 --> 01:17:27,365 Hey, girls. Wave for Mommy. 1120 01:17:27,448 --> 01:17:28,710 Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1121 01:17:28,793 --> 01:17:31,172 Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1122 01:17:35,551 --> 01:17:37,227 I mean, I'm sure you've heard about this by now, 1123 01:17:37,310 --> 01:17:40,779 but Olivia Hamel is missing as of about an hour ago. 1124 01:17:40,862 --> 01:17:42,813 Yeah, I just heard. 1125 01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,158 Yeah, we're out here doing what we can, 1126 01:17:44,241 --> 01:17:45,813 but, you know, 17-year-olds, 1127 01:17:45,896 --> 01:17:47,813 they're still going out on their own and... 1128 01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:50,089 Shit, we... we messed up big time. 1129 01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:51,917 The parents are hysterical, 1130 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,434 and we took them down to the station. 1131 01:17:54,517 --> 01:17:56,020 They said Olivia came in. 1132 01:17:56,103 --> 01:17:59,710 Well, me and my friends might try to go to some houses 1133 01:17:59,793 --> 01:18:01,606 before we go to our friend's party. 1134 01:18:01,689 --> 01:18:03,917 Do you mind running back to your store to grab the backup? 1135 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,192 They're out of their minds, 1136 01:18:05,275 --> 01:18:07,020 they don't want to go home for it, 1137 01:18:07,103 --> 01:18:09,606 and we want to get it on the news as soon as possible. 1138 01:18:09,689 --> 01:18:12,468 Of course. Uh, I'll go do that right now, actually. 1139 01:18:12,551 --> 01:18:14,206 Great. Thank you, Tim. 1140 01:18:15,931 --> 01:18:17,054 Hey, girls, you're gonna stay with Nicole. 1141 01:18:17,137 --> 01:18:18,675 You're going back to her house. 1142 01:18:18,758 --> 01:18:19,985 You're gonna play with Katie back there, all right? 1143 01:18:20,068 --> 01:18:21,330 Mom's gonna pick you up there. 1144 01:18:21,413 --> 01:18:23,379 That's okay, right? That's fun? -Yeah. 1145 01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:32,365 Ah! That's... That's fun. That's good. 1146 01:18:32,448 --> 01:18:33,882 Okay. 1147 01:18:33,965 --> 01:18:36,896 Happy Halloween, hm? 1148 01:18:47,517 --> 01:18:49,517 Ah. Where's my light? 1149 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:02,137 Damn it, Miles, stop leaving the TV's on. 1150 01:19:07,137 --> 01:19:09,517 What the hell is this idiot watching back here? 1151 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,917 I don't like it here. 1152 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,985 Where are you taking me?! 1153 01:19:15,068 --> 01:19:17,724 I don't want to go! 1154 01:19:23,586 --> 01:19:24,813 Jesus Christ. 1155 01:19:24,896 --> 01:19:26,537 What the fuck is this? 1156 01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:28,675 Please stop. 1157 01:19:28,758 --> 01:19:30,606 You've kept me here for hours... 1158 01:19:30,689 --> 01:19:32,744 What the fuck is going on? 1159 01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:35,744 I don't like this anymore. 1160 01:19:35,827 --> 01:19:38,710 Please stop it. Please, no! 1161 01:19:38,793 --> 01:19:42,296 No, no, no, please, you're scaring me. 1162 01:19:42,379 --> 01:19:45,158 Please. I'll do anything you want if you stop. 1163 01:19:45,241 --> 01:19:46,951 I'll do anything you want. 1164 01:19:47,034 --> 01:19:49,482 No, please... 1165 01:20:27,241 --> 01:20:28,482 How do you feel? 1166 01:20:41,896 --> 01:20:43,503 You creep... 1167 01:20:43,586 --> 01:20:46,000 I hope you fucking die! 1168 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,724 What the hell is that? 1169 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:51,882 Hello? 1170 01:20:51,965 --> 01:20:54,310 Please, stop! 1171 01:20:57,068 --> 01:21:00,724 Please, just let me go! 1172 01:21:39,068 --> 01:21:40,448 Stop it. 1173 01:21:43,379 --> 01:21:47,137 Please, just... just let me go home! 1174 01:21:53,344 --> 01:21:55,965 Please, let me go home! 1175 01:21:56,827 --> 01:21:58,275 He... Hello? 1176 01:22:03,103 --> 01:22:05,192 Hey, Tim! See you decided to come to work 1177 01:22:05,275 --> 01:22:07,137 the weekend shift with me, huh? 1178 01:22:15,482 --> 01:22:17,882 Can I be your girlfriend? Would that be okay with you? 1179 01:22:17,965 --> 01:22:19,172 No. 1180 01:22:20,344 --> 01:22:22,068 I'm your friend. 1181 01:22:26,689 --> 01:22:29,054 -Lighten up, dude. -I need to go home! 1182 01:22:29,137 --> 01:22:32,572 -Come on. -Help! 1183 01:22:32,655 --> 01:22:34,482 Whoa. Hey. 1184 01:22:35,862 --> 01:22:37,848 And now we're gonna have a little fun. 1185 01:22:37,931 --> 01:22:39,655 No, thanks. 1186 01:22:42,241 --> 01:22:44,103 I'm just kidding. 1187 01:22:46,724 --> 01:22:48,310 Bruce, what the fuck are you doing? 1188 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,710 Yeah, we got Super Nintendo. 1189 01:22:51,793 --> 01:22:53,330 We have a lot of games. 1190 01:22:53,413 --> 01:22:54,813 Hey, listen, you want to come down to the store? 1191 01:22:54,896 --> 01:22:56,261 It's Kaplan's Electronics. 1192 01:22:56,344 --> 01:22:57,882 You wanna swing on down? -Yeah, yeah, I know it. 1193 01:22:57,965 --> 01:22:59,917 Oh, yeah? Okay. Cool. Hey, you ever had a camera? 1194 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,172 -No. -Check it out. It's fun, man. 1195 01:23:03,862 --> 01:23:05,813 See that? 1196 01:23:05,896 --> 01:23:07,158 Oh, now, now... Watch the button now, man. 1197 01:23:07,241 --> 01:23:08,537 That's my boss's, now. 1198 01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:10,020 You break it, he'll have your head. 1199 01:23:10,103 --> 01:23:11,779 Right, right. I know that guy. 1200 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,123 See the focus? 1201 01:23:13,206 --> 01:23:14,848 Isn't that cool? 1202 01:23:14,931 --> 01:23:17,192 Look at that. Come on down, man. 1203 01:23:17,275 --> 01:23:18,827 You good? Let's go. 1204 01:23:20,103 --> 01:23:21,848 Hey, you okay there, big guy? 1205 01:23:21,931 --> 01:23:23,744 Y-You all right? 1206 01:23:23,827 --> 01:23:25,503 Hey, you wanted to come down, right? 1207 01:23:25,586 --> 01:23:27,537 What is wrong with you, you fucking freak? 1208 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,503 -Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, stop. -Fuck you! 1209 01:23:29,586 --> 01:23:31,089 I'm only talking to you, man! 1210 01:23:31,172 --> 01:23:32,689 Get fucking in. 1211 01:23:42,034 --> 01:23:43,068 Round two? 1212 01:23:44,379 --> 01:23:46,172 Okay. You talked me into it. 1213 01:23:51,517 --> 01:23:52,862 How you doing, champ? 1214 01:24:23,965 --> 01:24:25,365 What are you doing? Don't! 1215 01:24:25,448 --> 01:24:27,054 Bruce, don't! -Why'd you come down here? 1216 01:24:27,137 --> 01:24:29,054 Come on! Bruce! What the fuck? 1217 01:24:29,137 --> 01:24:31,103 What the fuck are you doing?! 1218 01:24:33,379 --> 01:24:35,572 Aah! Aah! 1219 01:24:35,655 --> 01:24:36,862 Fuck! 1220 01:24:38,137 --> 01:24:39,448 Fuck! 1221 01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:42,172 Ah! Fuck! 1222 01:24:43,379 --> 01:24:45,917 What the...? 1223 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,137 What the fuck are you doing?! 1224 01:25:26,137 --> 01:25:27,813 Listen to me. 1225 01:25:27,896 --> 01:25:31,468 Before he gets back, we gotta get the fuck out of here, okay? 1226 01:25:31,551 --> 01:25:33,758 -Fucking stop! -Ow! Fuck! 1227 01:25:53,827 --> 01:25:56,655 No, no, no... 1228 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,020 It's the other guy. It's his store. 1229 01:26:03,103 --> 01:26:06,158 He was upstairs. They're in it together! 1230 01:26:06,241 --> 01:26:07,655 Ow! Fuck! 1231 01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:11,572 Oww! 1232 01:26:11,655 --> 01:26:15,000 Okay, let's start by telling me your name. 1233 01:26:16,275 --> 01:26:19,192 Brucey. Little Brucey Dittman. 1234 01:26:19,275 --> 01:26:20,951 -Ow! Oww! -You sick freak! 1235 01:26:21,034 --> 01:26:22,020 Yu got the wrong g... 1236 01:26:22,103 --> 01:26:23,517 So, Brucey... 1237 01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:26,310 What are you going to be for Halloween? 1238 01:26:28,344 --> 01:26:30,689 Cowboy. I wanna be a cowboy. 1239 01:26:33,724 --> 01:26:36,227 Now, Brucey, are you going to be safe 1240 01:26:36,310 --> 01:26:38,503 while you're trick-or-treating? 1241 01:26:38,586 --> 01:26:40,537 What... W-What happened to the other guy? 1242 01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:43,468 Guess your mom and dad are letting you go by yourself 1243 01:26:43,551 --> 01:26:45,710 for the very first time. 1244 01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:49,434 -Oh, God. I need to stand up. -Let's get the hell out of here. 1245 01:26:49,517 --> 01:26:52,089 Nothing will happen to me as long as I'm brave. 1246 01:26:52,172 --> 01:26:53,606 I'll be safe. 1247 01:26:53,689 --> 01:26:55,862 Let's get you to the hospital. 1248 01:26:57,965 --> 01:26:59,917 I'm not gonna talk to strangers. 1249 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,192 I'm not gonna go anywhere with them. 1250 01:27:02,275 --> 01:27:03,758 Anywhere with them. 1251 01:27:08,689 --> 01:27:10,793 Happy Halloween, kids! 1252 01:27:32,103 --> 01:27:34,917 The scourge that has plagued our community is ended, 1253 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,158 and a killer of kids has been stopped, 1254 01:27:37,241 --> 01:27:40,123 while abducting his latest victim to the very store 1255 01:27:40,206 --> 01:27:42,434 where he claimed to create safe video documentation 1256 01:27:42,517 --> 01:27:43,985 for local children. 1257 01:27:44,068 --> 01:27:46,917 Tim Kaplan died of injuries on Halloween night 1258 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,606 after torturing and presumably killing 1259 01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:52,020 both Olivia Hamel and Drew Stackhouse, 1260 01:27:52,103 --> 01:27:55,227 whose bodies have yet to be found. 1261 01:27:55,310 --> 01:27:57,537 Tim was so weird. 1262 01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:59,985 Nothing about him surprised me. 1263 01:28:00,068 --> 01:28:01,882 Ma'am, please. Can you comment on your husband? 1264 01:28:01,965 --> 01:28:03,641 Please, ma'am, the situation with your husband. 1265 01:28:03,724 --> 01:28:06,227 Kaplan's family has not yet spoken to the media, 1266 01:28:06,310 --> 01:28:09,158 and now have round-the-clock police protection 1267 01:28:09,241 --> 01:28:11,882 from angry community members. 1268 01:28:11,965 --> 01:28:13,917 I'm here with Bruce Dittmann. 1269 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,434 Bruce, you worked alongside Tim Kaplan for many years. 1270 01:28:17,517 --> 01:28:19,192 You even handled the technical aspect 1271 01:28:19,275 --> 01:28:20,813 of his KidPrinting business. 1272 01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:24,089 You were as close to Tim and his operations as anybody. 1273 01:28:24,172 --> 01:28:27,399 Did you ever have any idea anything was amiss? 1274 01:28:27,482 --> 01:28:28,951 Well, it's kind of hard to say. 1275 01:28:29,034 --> 01:28:32,917 Um, you know, it's a damn shame, though. 1276 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,089 Tim always had kids coming through there. 1277 01:28:36,172 --> 01:28:38,054 So, so many of them. Just... 1278 01:28:38,137 --> 01:28:40,123 You know, and, um... and I'm in the back there, 1279 01:28:40,206 --> 01:28:44,020 you know, hours a day, watching video after video. 1280 01:28:44,103 --> 01:28:49,744 The video of these sweet little innocent faces. 1281 01:28:49,827 --> 01:28:53,641 You know, it makes you think back to your own childhood, 1282 01:28:53,724 --> 01:28:56,813 you know, and... and how vulnerable you were back then. 1283 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:59,192 Maybe it was something in his past. 1284 01:28:59,275 --> 01:29:01,227 W-We'll never know. 1285 01:29:01,310 --> 01:29:02,848 But... But I'm committed 1286 01:29:02,931 --> 01:29:06,227 to continuing the KidPrint service 1287 01:29:06,310 --> 01:29:07,931 for the sake of the children. 1288 01:29:29,068 --> 01:29:31,793 Subjects are situated, Mr. Rothschild. 1289 01:29:32,689 --> 01:29:34,434 Mr. Rothschild. 1290 01:29:34,517 --> 01:29:36,054 Subjects are situated. 1291 01:29:36,137 --> 01:29:37,482 Yeah. 1292 01:29:44,793 --> 01:29:47,123 Now, remember, as mentioned before, 1293 01:29:47,206 --> 01:29:50,468 please remain seated at all times. 1294 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:52,296 No matter what happens, 1295 01:29:52,379 --> 01:29:54,641 stay in your seats. 1296 01:29:54,724 --> 01:29:56,261 Having so many subjects at one time 1297 01:29:56,344 --> 01:29:58,606 will be a strain on our equipment, Mr. Rothschild. 1298 01:29:58,689 --> 01:30:01,054 It took almost five hours 1299 01:30:01,137 --> 01:30:03,537 to clean that little boy off the walls. 1300 01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:05,848 I'm getting impatient. 1301 01:30:05,931 --> 01:30:10,586 Please open your can and taste our new soda. 1302 01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:51,482 Fucking remain calm! 1303 01:30:57,241 --> 01:30:59,379 Let me out! 1304 01:31:14,655 --> 01:31:16,330 What the fuck is happening?! 1305 01:31:16,413 --> 01:31:19,123 The equipment wasn't engineered for more than three subjects! 1306 01:31:19,206 --> 01:31:21,261 Can't you pull the fucking plug?! 1307 01:31:21,344 --> 01:31:22,675 Which fucking plug?! 1308 01:31:22,758 --> 01:31:25,275 Maybe this big fucking red button... 1309 01:31:37,758 --> 01:31:39,951 The chamber's clear! 1310 01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:42,365 Did you extract them all? 1311 01:31:42,448 --> 01:31:43,779 I've still got a live reading. 1312 01:31:43,862 --> 01:31:45,413 So there is still something in there! 1313 01:31:49,965 --> 01:31:52,586 Turn your fucking camera light on! 1314 01:32:02,137 --> 01:32:03,827 Hi, 47. 1315 01:32:06,448 --> 01:32:08,310 Did you drink the soda? 1316 01:32:09,724 --> 01:32:10,848 Uh-huh. 1317 01:32:10,931 --> 01:32:13,034 Can I have more, please? 1318 01:32:14,965 --> 01:32:17,034 Can you come closer to the mirror? 1319 01:32:21,344 --> 01:32:22,724 Receptive. 1320 01:32:25,068 --> 01:32:29,103 Can you tell me what is your favorite soda? 1321 01:32:30,827 --> 01:32:33,206 Diet Phantasma. 1322 01:32:35,172 --> 01:32:36,606 Perfect. 1323 01:32:36,689 --> 01:32:38,744 Help me! Anyone! Help me! 1324 01:32:38,827 --> 01:32:40,158 Fuck's sake! 1325 01:32:40,241 --> 01:32:41,399 Who is that now? 1326 01:32:41,482 --> 01:32:43,517 Help me! 1327 01:32:50,068 --> 01:32:53,089 Sir, it's gonna break! The S.I. bar has shut down! 1328 01:32:53,172 --> 01:32:55,744 They can get in here! 1329 01:32:55,827 --> 01:32:57,620 What do we do, Mr. Rothschild? 1330 01:33:01,448 --> 01:33:02,710 I'm unable to extract. 1331 01:33:02,793 --> 01:33:04,054 What do we do, Mr. Rothschild?! 1332 01:33:04,137 --> 01:33:05,641 They're gonna break through! 1333 01:33:05,724 --> 01:33:06,779 They can get in here, Mr. Rothschild! 1334 01:33:06,862 --> 01:33:08,296 Package and ship the product. 1335 01:33:08,379 --> 01:33:09,537 But it's not ready! 1336 01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,344 I said get the fucking sodas! 1337 01:33:23,344 --> 01:33:24,813 Careful with the details, son. 1338 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,365 She's our star attraction. 1339 01:33:26,448 --> 01:33:27,675 I'm trying, Dad. 1340 01:33:27,758 --> 01:33:29,675 Camera's rolling. Use stage names. 1341 01:33:29,758 --> 01:33:32,951 I'm trying, Dr. Mortis. 1342 01:33:33,034 --> 01:33:34,227 Look at those teeth. 1343 01:33:34,310 --> 01:33:36,965 She's alive, Igor! She's alive! 1344 01:33:41,517 --> 01:33:43,399 Zack! 1345 01:33:43,482 --> 01:33:44,606 Raaah! 1346 01:33:44,689 --> 01:33:47,192 -Aah! Why me?! -I got you! 1347 01:33:47,275 --> 01:33:48,710 Nooo! 1348 01:33:48,793 --> 01:33:50,020 Right. We have our witch. 1349 01:33:50,103 --> 01:33:53,985 Now we need a torture chamber. 1350 01:33:54,068 --> 01:33:56,641 What if next year we did just like a giant chicken head? 1351 01:33:56,724 --> 01:33:57,985 That wouldn't be scary, Dad. 1352 01:33:58,068 --> 01:33:59,710 That wouldn't be scary at all. 1353 01:33:59,793 --> 01:34:02,261 No, that would be terrible. 1354 01:34:02,344 --> 01:34:05,089 I really can't wait to go trick-or-treating with Dad. 1355 01:34:05,172 --> 01:34:06,158 Yeah? 1356 01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:07,813 -Yeah. -What about me? 1357 01:34:07,896 --> 01:34:09,399 Oh, I have to hand out candy to the kids. 1358 01:34:09,482 --> 01:34:11,710 We're gonna eat some of these pumpkin guts. 1359 01:34:11,793 --> 01:34:13,848 Um, I think you... -Ugh! Ew! 1360 01:34:13,931 --> 01:34:16,710 Oh, look at you two! You're so stinkin' cute. 1361 01:34:16,793 --> 01:34:19,192 We're not cute, Mom. We're scary. 1362 01:34:19,275 --> 01:34:21,641 Out! Out of the laboratory! 1363 01:34:21,724 --> 01:34:24,779 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You're too scary. You're terrifying. 1364 01:34:24,862 --> 01:34:27,123 Ah! Ah! 1365 01:34:27,206 --> 01:34:29,813 Into our house of horrors. 1366 01:34:29,896 --> 01:34:31,158 Hold the hand, 'cause... 1367 01:34:31,241 --> 01:34:33,261 -Here? -Yeah, now... 1368 01:34:33,344 --> 01:34:34,793 Yeah. Yeah. 1369 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,261 That's much better. 1370 01:34:44,344 --> 01:34:47,758 Ready, Igor? Our guests have arrived. 1371 01:35:00,344 --> 01:35:01,882 Aah! 1372 01:35:01,965 --> 01:35:04,848 That's enough. Turn it off. 1373 01:35:04,931 --> 01:35:07,158 Turn the camera off, too. -Oh! 1374 01:35:07,241 --> 01:35:09,296 Ohhhh! -Turn it off! 1375 01:35:09,379 --> 01:35:12,951 Hey, come on, turn it back on! 1376 01:35:13,034 --> 01:35:14,261 Come on, Zackie, I'm just trying 1377 01:35:14,344 --> 01:35:16,020 to get you pumped for our season. 1378 01:35:16,103 --> 01:35:17,779 I'm gonna be pumped to move out and never, 1379 01:35:17,862 --> 01:35:19,020 ever do this again. 1380 01:35:19,103 --> 01:35:20,848 Oh, don't be like that, bud. 1381 01:35:20,931 --> 01:35:23,192 This maze is important. It's our thing. 1382 01:35:23,275 --> 01:35:25,572 It's your thing. It's important to you. 1383 01:35:25,655 --> 01:35:27,123 I'm done being your clown. 1384 01:35:27,206 --> 01:35:29,365 Hey, you loved it when you were a kid. 1385 01:35:29,448 --> 01:35:32,330 Yeah, well, kids like dumb stuff. 1386 01:35:32,413 --> 01:35:34,537 It's not dumb. 1387 01:35:34,620 --> 01:35:36,537 Hey, it's not dumb! 1388 01:35:36,620 --> 01:35:39,123 Hey, we've always done this together. 1389 01:35:39,206 --> 01:35:42,330 You know I can't film the first walk-through without you. 1390 01:35:42,413 --> 01:35:45,586 So, what do I have to do? Beg? Bribe? 1391 01:35:46,586 --> 01:35:48,985 I don't know. Call your work buddies. 1392 01:35:49,068 --> 01:35:51,330 Dress them up like assholes. See how they like it. 1393 01:35:51,413 --> 01:35:53,399 Yeah, they're alcoholics. You know that? 1394 01:35:53,482 --> 01:35:56,503 Great! Then Dr. Mortis can't make their lives any worse 1395 01:35:56,586 --> 01:35:58,227 than they already are. -Stop being dramatic. 1396 01:35:58,310 --> 01:35:59,985 No one's ruining anyone's life here. 1397 01:36:00,068 --> 01:36:03,296 The kids at school have an Igor-Mortis junior dance, 1398 01:36:03,379 --> 01:36:04,641 Keith. 1399 01:36:04,724 --> 01:36:06,192 They draw pictures of me... 1400 01:36:06,275 --> 01:36:08,192 doing things in belfries. 1401 01:36:08,275 --> 01:36:11,330 Belfries? You're not even that kind of a hunchback. 1402 01:36:11,413 --> 01:36:13,503 Don't you try to explain our lore to these idiots? 1403 01:36:13,586 --> 01:36:15,848 Your lore is why I don't have a girlfriend. 1404 01:36:15,931 --> 01:36:18,985 You're really trying to blame that on our home haunt? 1405 01:36:19,068 --> 01:36:21,710 You know, I can't tell if you try to be a dick 1406 01:36:21,793 --> 01:36:23,158 or if you just can't help it. 1407 01:36:23,241 --> 01:36:25,123 Zack! 1408 01:36:25,206 --> 01:36:27,434 Just give me one more Halloween. 1409 01:36:27,517 --> 01:36:31,068 Keith, I'm done with all this bullshit. 1410 01:36:32,137 --> 01:36:34,020 I just don't want to end up like you. 1411 01:36:34,103 --> 01:36:36,000 Zack! Come on. 1412 01:36:40,344 --> 01:36:42,813 -Whoa. -Need an assist? 1413 01:36:42,896 --> 01:36:44,365 I used to know how to talk to him. 1414 01:36:44,448 --> 01:36:46,641 He just called me Keith. 1415 01:36:46,724 --> 01:36:48,710 He's just at that age. 1416 01:36:48,793 --> 01:36:50,951 Let me work my magic, okay? 1417 01:36:51,034 --> 01:36:53,572 I remember when I had the magic. 1418 01:36:53,655 --> 01:36:55,020 Can we, uh...? 1419 01:36:55,103 --> 01:36:56,931 Oh, right. Sorry. 1420 01:36:58,172 --> 01:36:59,951 Hey, hey! There he is! 1421 01:37:00,034 --> 01:37:01,641 I knew you'd come around, Zackie. 1422 01:37:01,724 --> 01:37:03,330 I'm not coming around! 1423 01:37:03,413 --> 01:37:06,068 Mom's just better at blackmail than you are. 1424 01:37:10,137 --> 01:37:11,744 I want that on the record. 1425 01:37:11,827 --> 01:37:13,275 Oh, come on! 1426 01:37:16,586 --> 01:37:18,503 What are we looking for, exactly? 1427 01:37:18,586 --> 01:37:21,020 Oh, I don't know. Wardrobe, props. 1428 01:37:21,103 --> 01:37:22,882 Oh! Scary stuff. 1429 01:37:22,965 --> 01:37:24,330 You really need more junk? 1430 01:37:24,413 --> 01:37:27,227 Hey, we need more junk. 1431 01:37:27,310 --> 01:37:28,848 The scarier, the better. 1432 01:37:28,931 --> 01:37:30,537 Hey, Keith! 1433 01:37:30,620 --> 01:37:31,951 No recording. 1434 01:37:32,034 --> 01:37:34,503 Oh, sorry, Janet. Must've forgot. 1435 01:37:34,586 --> 01:37:35,882 We've been over this. 1436 01:37:35,965 --> 01:37:37,448 Okay. I'm sorry. 1437 01:37:39,655 --> 01:37:41,917 I didn't forget, Janet. 1438 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:44,779 And I am not sorry. 1439 01:37:44,862 --> 01:37:46,675 Zack. 1440 01:37:46,758 --> 01:37:48,365 Zack! 1441 01:37:48,448 --> 01:37:50,572 Oh, my. Oh... 1442 01:37:50,655 --> 01:37:52,606 Oh, man. 1443 01:37:52,689 --> 01:37:55,965 Igor Mortis Jr. signature collection. 1444 01:38:01,241 --> 01:38:03,379 What have we here? 1445 01:38:04,586 --> 01:38:08,344 Keeping the good stuff in the back, huh, Janet? 1446 01:38:09,965 --> 01:38:11,779 Oops! 1447 01:38:11,862 --> 01:38:13,951 Whoa. Look at all this stuff. 1448 01:38:14,034 --> 01:38:16,123 That's a gnarly little guy. 1449 01:38:16,206 --> 01:38:17,985 Uh-oh. ♪ Dun-dun ♪ 1450 01:38:18,068 --> 01:38:19,261 Too sharp. 1451 01:38:19,344 --> 01:38:22,296 Ugh, a little too real. 1452 01:38:22,379 --> 01:38:26,192 Hey, now we're talking. Mystery trunk. 1453 01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:27,675 Ah, no cymbals. 1454 01:38:27,758 --> 01:38:29,641 Eh. No sale. 1455 01:38:29,724 --> 01:38:32,537 Oh! Oh, man! 1456 01:38:32,620 --> 01:38:33,985 Oh, my God. 1457 01:38:34,068 --> 01:38:36,172 Oh, my God. Check. 1458 01:38:38,172 --> 01:38:40,848 Go on! 1459 01:38:40,931 --> 01:38:42,675 Easy, easy. Watch the foam. 1460 01:38:42,758 --> 01:38:45,675 -I am! -Ha-ha-ha! 1461 01:38:45,758 --> 01:38:47,689 What do you think? 1462 01:38:49,241 --> 01:38:51,517 I think I liked it better when it was smaller. 1463 01:38:53,586 --> 01:38:56,468 What's so funny? 1464 01:38:56,551 --> 01:38:57,710 Check it out. 1465 01:38:57,793 --> 01:38:59,020 You steal things now? 1466 01:38:59,103 --> 01:39:00,572 I left some money on the counter. 1467 01:39:00,655 --> 01:39:02,054 She won't miss it. 1468 01:39:02,137 --> 01:39:03,813 It's perfect. Right? 1469 01:39:03,896 --> 01:39:07,089 Lots of dead kids on this thing, aren't there? 1470 01:39:07,172 --> 01:39:09,675 Eh, like I said, this year will be scary. 1471 01:39:09,758 --> 01:39:11,985 I'm talking traumatized neighbors. 1472 01:39:12,068 --> 01:39:15,158 911 calls. TV deals. 1473 01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:16,779 "Listener beware. 1474 01:39:16,862 --> 01:39:19,744 He who invokes the song of Samhain on All Hallows' Eve 1475 01:39:19,827 --> 01:39:24,744 lets loose the riders of hell, with a symphony of the damned!" 1476 01:39:24,827 --> 01:39:26,606 Oh, hell yeah! 1477 01:39:26,689 --> 01:39:29,917 We've found our overarching narrative. 1478 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:32,192 Overarching. Right. 1479 01:39:32,275 --> 01:39:35,503 Symphony of the damned. 1480 01:39:35,586 --> 01:39:38,689 Alright, Igor, let's get into character. 1481 01:39:41,034 --> 01:39:43,089 Stop squirming. I need to fix your hump. 1482 01:39:43,172 --> 01:39:45,344 Please stop calling it that. 1483 01:39:46,758 --> 01:39:48,551 Are we having fun yet? 1484 01:39:51,068 --> 01:39:52,572 Is it straight? 1485 01:39:52,655 --> 01:39:53,848 It's fine, Keith. 1486 01:39:53,931 --> 01:39:55,572 Well, it needs to cover the entire frame, okay? 1487 01:39:55,655 --> 01:39:58,779 It's fine. Let's get moving. 1488 01:39:58,862 --> 01:40:02,089 Come on. 1489 01:40:02,172 --> 01:40:04,344 Make sure to get everything. 1490 01:40:05,137 --> 01:40:06,503 One for you, 1491 01:40:06,586 --> 01:40:08,227 and one for you. 1492 01:40:08,310 --> 01:40:10,020 Hey, Ashley. 1493 01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:11,089 Hey, Zack. 1494 01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:12,985 Hey, Igor. 1495 01:40:13,068 --> 01:40:15,675 Oh, hello, brave little one. 1496 01:40:15,758 --> 01:40:19,068 Are you ready to enter our house of horrors? 1497 01:40:20,275 --> 01:40:21,365 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. 1498 01:40:21,448 --> 01:40:22,813 This shit always looks fake. 1499 01:40:22,896 --> 01:40:24,434 Chill out, Rich. 1500 01:40:24,517 --> 01:40:26,537 If it looks like shit, then why are we doing it? 1501 01:40:26,620 --> 01:40:28,330 'Cause I want to tell him that it looks like shit. 1502 01:40:28,413 --> 01:40:30,537 Language, Rich. It's a family haunt. 1503 01:40:30,620 --> 01:40:33,537 -Don't want your stupid flyer. -It's a family haunt. 1504 01:40:33,620 --> 01:40:36,123 I'd like to see you make a haunt. 1505 01:40:36,206 --> 01:40:37,468 Could be anywhere else. 1506 01:40:37,551 --> 01:40:39,503 Old grouch. Anywhere else. 1507 01:40:39,586 --> 01:40:41,848 Okay. 1508 01:40:41,931 --> 01:40:44,503 Recording. 1509 01:40:44,586 --> 01:40:46,434 Come... Come... 1510 01:40:46,517 --> 01:40:48,537 Someone just kill me. 1511 01:40:48,620 --> 01:40:49,917 -Enter. -Please. 1512 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,020 It's not gonna be scary. It's gonna be fine. 1513 01:40:52,103 --> 01:40:53,537 This way. 1514 01:40:53,620 --> 01:40:56,192 Keith thinks he's Mr. fucking Halloween. 1515 01:40:56,275 --> 01:40:57,951 You know, goes to the Halloween store 1516 01:40:58,034 --> 01:40:59,985 and buys some shit, calls it a haunted house. 1517 01:41:00,068 --> 01:41:01,572 Looks like a fire hazard to me. 1518 01:41:01,655 --> 01:41:04,000 Seriously. I'm gonna make a call. 1519 01:41:10,793 --> 01:41:13,365 -Ladies and gentlemen of the living. -Shh! Quiet, quiet! 1520 01:41:13,448 --> 01:41:16,158 Welcome to your place of eternal rest. 1521 01:41:16,241 --> 01:41:21,158 Tonight on All Hallows' Eve, we gather to bear horrible witness. 1522 01:41:21,241 --> 01:41:24,054 Oh, come on, Keith. Get on with it, man. 1523 01:41:24,137 --> 01:41:29,951 Together we gather to open a portal into the beyond, 1524 01:41:30,034 --> 01:41:31,882 with this key... 1525 01:41:31,965 --> 01:41:35,275 our symphony of the damned. 1526 01:41:41,137 --> 01:41:43,675 Do you hear it? 1527 01:41:43,758 --> 01:41:46,503 The sound of fingers digging in their graves, 1528 01:41:46,586 --> 01:41:49,227 clawing back to our world, 1529 01:41:49,310 --> 01:41:51,296 through the soil at your feet. 1530 01:41:51,379 --> 01:41:53,620 Hungry for your flesh. 1531 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:57,551 Do you feel them? 1532 01:42:00,965 --> 01:42:04,330 Spirits gathering in the air around us. 1533 01:42:04,413 --> 01:42:07,261 Drawn to our music. We call out to them. 1534 01:42:07,344 --> 01:42:08,882 Hear our song! 1535 01:42:08,965 --> 01:42:13,965 Let our symphony open wide the gates of hell! 1536 01:42:25,275 --> 01:42:26,896 Keith, what the fuck? 1537 01:42:28,172 --> 01:42:29,620 Aah! 1538 01:42:30,655 --> 01:42:33,641 -What the fuck, Keith? -Did you see that? 1539 01:42:33,724 --> 01:42:35,434 I don't even know why I put up with this shit. 1540 01:42:35,517 --> 01:42:37,296 Is everyone okay? 1541 01:42:37,379 --> 01:42:39,655 -What's going on? -I dunno. 1542 01:42:42,068 --> 01:42:43,330 It... It's not real. 1543 01:42:43,413 --> 01:42:45,537 Just take deep breaths. 1544 01:42:45,620 --> 01:42:48,275 Everything's fine. It's gonna be fine, I promise. 1545 01:42:51,137 --> 01:42:53,365 I thought this was supposed to be a fucking haunted house, 1546 01:42:53,448 --> 01:42:55,000 not a miniature golf course. 1547 01:42:56,517 --> 01:42:58,261 Oh, man, Keith, that looks like shit. 1548 01:42:58,344 --> 01:42:59,413 This is so lame. 1549 01:43:01,517 --> 01:43:03,054 -Huh? -Keith, what's going on? 1550 01:43:03,137 --> 01:43:04,606 The door won't open. 1551 01:43:04,689 --> 01:43:06,399 What are you talking about? It's a fake door. 1552 01:43:06,482 --> 01:43:07,985 It's all fake. 1553 01:43:08,068 --> 01:43:11,296 Same old shit every year, Keith. Come on, man. 1554 01:43:11,379 --> 01:43:13,827 Rich, that is not one of mine! 1555 01:43:15,344 --> 01:43:17,034 Aah! Aaaaah! 1556 01:43:27,103 --> 01:43:28,330 -Keith! -Ah! Aaaah! 1557 01:43:28,413 --> 01:43:31,310 Run! Everybody run! 1558 01:43:38,689 --> 01:43:40,296 Oh, God! They're everywhere! 1559 01:43:40,379 --> 01:43:41,848 Oh, God! 1560 01:43:41,931 --> 01:43:43,137 Aah! 1561 01:43:49,827 --> 01:43:52,413 -We're gonna die here! -This way! Towards the crypt! 1562 01:43:56,241 --> 01:43:58,330 God damn stone! 1563 01:43:58,413 --> 01:44:00,020 How is it stone? 1564 01:44:00,103 --> 01:44:01,206 Oh, my God! 1565 01:44:03,241 --> 01:44:05,434 Oh, my God! 1566 01:44:05,517 --> 01:44:07,744 We gotta go. We gotta go! 1567 01:44:07,827 --> 01:44:09,882 Aaaah! 1568 01:44:09,965 --> 01:44:11,158 Open the door! 1569 01:44:11,241 --> 01:44:12,241 Hurry! 1570 01:44:15,275 --> 01:44:16,448 Keith! 1571 01:44:23,068 --> 01:44:24,517 Let's go! The door! 1572 01:44:30,896 --> 01:44:31,917 Hurry! 1573 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:34,227 Everybody push! 1574 01:44:34,310 --> 01:44:35,655 Ugh! They're coming! 1575 01:44:37,275 --> 01:44:41,655 Everybody! Everybody, push! 1576 01:44:42,862 --> 01:44:43,862 Oh, God, no! 1577 01:44:46,793 --> 01:44:49,137 No! Don't close the door! 1578 01:44:53,206 --> 01:44:54,744 We could save her! 1579 01:44:54,827 --> 01:44:56,606 -We can save her! -No, she's gone. 1580 01:44:56,689 --> 01:44:58,537 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1581 01:44:58,620 --> 01:45:00,744 Zack. Put the camera down. 1582 01:45:00,827 --> 01:45:02,779 I can't. 1583 01:45:02,862 --> 01:45:05,917 If we don't make it out of here, 1584 01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:07,710 people need to know what happened, 1585 01:45:07,793 --> 01:45:09,261 or else they'll blame you. 1586 01:45:09,344 --> 01:45:12,158 Everyone will blame you. 1587 01:45:12,241 --> 01:45:14,985 What's happening to us? 1588 01:45:15,068 --> 01:45:19,123 People are dying, you asshole! 1589 01:45:19,206 --> 01:45:22,710 My husband... is dead. 1590 01:45:22,793 --> 01:45:24,365 I can't explain any of this. 1591 01:45:24,448 --> 01:45:26,848 It's that record! 1592 01:45:26,931 --> 01:45:28,411 When we played the music, something... 1593 01:45:30,620 --> 01:45:32,192 What's wrong with her? 1594 01:45:32,275 --> 01:45:36,020 Ruby, are you okay? 1595 01:45:36,103 --> 01:45:37,192 Aah! Aah! 1596 01:45:37,275 --> 01:45:39,813 Don't leave me! Don't leave me! 1597 01:45:39,896 --> 01:45:41,848 -Don't go. -Don't leave me! 1598 01:45:41,931 --> 01:45:44,089 No! Don't go in that room! 1599 01:45:44,172 --> 01:45:46,399 -Stay here. I got you. -We have to stop her. 1600 01:45:46,482 --> 01:45:47,572 We have to get her! 1601 01:45:47,655 --> 01:45:49,931 It's okay. 1602 01:45:51,241 --> 01:45:52,296 Hello? 1603 01:45:52,379 --> 01:45:54,261 H-H-Help... me... 1604 01:45:54,344 --> 01:45:55,330 Where are you? 1605 01:45:55,413 --> 01:45:56,813 -Help. -Talk to me. 1606 01:45:56,896 --> 01:45:58,468 What room is this? 1607 01:45:58,551 --> 01:45:59,779 Oh, God. Oh, no. 1608 01:45:59,862 --> 01:46:01,641 I can't see her. Where are we? 1609 01:46:01,724 --> 01:46:03,227 It's the torture chamber. 1610 01:46:03,310 --> 01:46:04,413 Oh, my God! 1611 01:46:09,379 --> 01:46:10,827 Oh, my God! 1612 01:46:15,517 --> 01:46:17,344 Please! Please, God, no! 1613 01:46:19,241 --> 01:46:20,482 Oh, my God! 1614 01:46:21,448 --> 01:46:23,517 Stay away! Stop! 1615 01:46:46,206 --> 01:46:48,206 Everyone... Is everyone all right? 1616 01:46:50,896 --> 01:46:53,537 -I'm okay. -Don't look at that, Zack. 1617 01:46:53,620 --> 01:46:55,089 Come on. 1618 01:46:55,172 --> 01:46:57,034 This way. 1619 01:47:02,172 --> 01:47:04,296 I want my mommy. 1620 01:47:04,379 --> 01:47:06,434 I'm gonna take you home. 1621 01:47:06,517 --> 01:47:08,710 Last room. 1622 01:47:08,793 --> 01:47:10,399 -I'm not going in there. -We have to. 1623 01:47:10,482 --> 01:47:11,813 -I-I can't! -Zack. 1624 01:47:11,896 --> 01:47:13,882 -She's in there! -I'm gonna keep you safe. 1625 01:47:13,965 --> 01:47:15,330 I'm sorry I got you into this, 1626 01:47:15,413 --> 01:47:17,054 but I swear to God, I'm getting you out. 1627 01:47:17,137 --> 01:47:18,434 Okay, Dad. 1628 01:47:18,517 --> 01:47:20,689 Wait, wait. Where's the little girl? 1629 01:47:22,379 --> 01:47:24,813 Hey, don't go in there! 1630 01:47:24,896 --> 01:47:27,344 -Oh, God. -Get her out! 1631 01:47:35,862 --> 01:47:37,710 Ah! Where'd she go? 1632 01:47:37,793 --> 01:47:39,275 Where'd she go? 1633 01:48:01,482 --> 01:48:03,241 Mom! Are you okay? 1634 01:48:04,172 --> 01:48:06,744 Come on. We gotta get Dad. Come on, please. 1635 01:48:06,827 --> 01:48:08,827 Please. We gotta go. Please. 1636 01:48:09,862 --> 01:48:11,882 Keith! Keith! 1637 01:48:11,965 --> 01:48:14,675 Keith, get up! Keith! We gotta go. Come on. 1638 01:48:14,758 --> 01:48:16,606 Dad! Get up! 1639 01:48:16,689 --> 01:48:18,503 Okay. 1640 01:48:18,586 --> 01:48:20,344 We gotta go. 1641 01:48:22,620 --> 01:48:24,296 Dad! Get down! 1642 01:48:24,379 --> 01:48:25,413 Aah! 1643 01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:29,399 ♪ Normal night, should be ♪ 1644 01:49:29,482 --> 01:49:33,572 ♪ Just trying to live a normal life, okay? ♪ 1645 01:49:33,655 --> 01:49:35,296 ♪ It was the image that brought me back ♪ 1646 01:49:35,379 --> 01:49:36,779 ♪ But listen ♪ 1647 01:49:36,862 --> 01:49:38,503 ♪ I don't want your presence ♪ 1648 01:49:38,586 --> 01:49:43,123 ♪ Purple man smoking weed in my bedroom ♪ 1649 01:49:43,206 --> 01:49:47,089 ♪ Don't want you, I don't need you ♪ 1650 01:49:47,172 --> 01:49:50,192 ♪ And don't think I'd forget ♪ 1651 01:49:50,275 --> 01:49:53,503 ♪ You hurt me in a past life ♪ 1652 01:49:53,586 --> 01:49:55,206 ♪ And you were so strange once ♪ 1653 01:50:01,517 --> 01:50:03,020 Diet Phantasma... 1654 01:50:03,103 --> 01:50:05,710 made with real ghosts. 1655 01:50:05,793 --> 01:50:08,296 Made 100% with poltergeist extract. 1656 01:50:08,379 --> 01:50:11,517 It's spooktacular, and only one calorie. 1657 01:50:14,241 --> 01:50:17,261 It's scary how good it tastes. 1658 01:50:17,344 --> 01:50:18,744 Diet Phantasma... 1659 01:50:18,827 --> 01:50:21,000 available now from the Octagon Company. 1660 01:50:23,896 --> 01:50:26,158 ♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1661 01:50:26,241 --> 01:50:29,123 ♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1662 01:50:29,206 --> 01:50:31,951 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1663 01:50:32,034 --> 01:50:34,985 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1664 01:50:35,068 --> 01:50:37,985 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1665 01:50:38,068 --> 01:50:41,689 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1666 01:50:45,689 --> 01:50:47,724 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1667 01:50:48,551 --> 01:50:50,275 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1668 01:50:51,172 --> 01:50:53,310 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1669 01:50:54,068 --> 01:50:56,034 ♪ I'm a monster too 1670 01:50:57,034 --> 01:50:58,655 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1671 01:51:02,793 --> 01:51:06,641 ♪ But somewhere I'm just ♪ 1672 01:51:06,724 --> 01:51:08,137 ♪ Drifting ♪ 1673 01:51:15,586 --> 01:51:18,572 ♪ Purple man, get out of my room ♪ 1674 01:51:18,655 --> 01:51:21,503 ♪ New spoon, stolen ♪ 1675 01:51:21,586 --> 01:51:23,054 ♪ Gleaming light ♪ 1676 01:51:23,137 --> 01:51:25,606 ♪ I think back to the time fondly ♪ 1677 01:51:25,689 --> 01:51:30,917 ♪ That one time I felt sick, but I zen'd out ♪ 1678 01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:33,572 ♪ And it boiled in no time ♪ 1679 01:51:33,655 --> 01:51:36,641 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1680 01:51:36,724 --> 01:51:39,434 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1681 01:51:39,517 --> 01:51:42,572 ♪ I fell asleep ♪ 1682 01:51:42,655 --> 01:51:45,572 ♪ Into forgotten pleasures ♪ 1683 01:51:45,655 --> 01:51:48,848 ♪ And there was no time ♪ 1684 01:51:48,931 --> 01:51:51,261 ♪ No time ♪ 1685 01:51:51,344 --> 01:51:54,296 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1686 01:51:54,379 --> 01:51:57,365 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1687 01:51:57,448 --> 01:52:00,296 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1688 01:52:00,379 --> 01:52:04,813 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1689 01:52:04,896 --> 01:52:07,744 ♪ I'm twisted ♪ 1690 01:52:07,827 --> 01:52:10,503 ♪ And frail ♪ 1691 01:52:10,586 --> 01:52:13,365 ♪ Broken up ♪ 1692 01:52:13,448 --> 01:52:15,068 ♪ I'm purple ♪ 1693 01:52:16,103 --> 01:52:19,192 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1694 01:52:19,275 --> 01:52:22,089 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1695 01:52:22,172 --> 01:52:24,862 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1696 01:52:28,793 --> 01:52:31,675 ♪ I'm trying to kill myself ♪ 1697 01:52:31,758 --> 01:52:34,606 ♪ If you don't mind ♪ 1698 01:52:34,689 --> 01:52:37,330 ♪ That's why I locked the door ♪ 1699 01:52:37,413 --> 01:52:40,296 ♪ I just need some privacy ♪ 1700 01:52:40,379 --> 01:52:44,744 ♪ If you don't mind, I'm gonna open the window now ♪ 1701 01:52:44,827 --> 01:52:47,365 ♪ And jump out, face first ♪ 1702 01:52:47,448 --> 01:52:49,020 ♪ I know we're not that high ♪ 1703 01:52:49,103 --> 01:52:51,123 ♪ But if I do it right ♪ 1704 01:52:51,206 --> 01:52:53,572 ♪ I can break my neck ♪ 1705 01:52:53,655 --> 01:52:55,675 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1706 01:52:55,758 --> 01:52:57,862 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1707 01:53:14,413 --> 01:53:15,813 ♪ Animal ♪ 1708 01:53:15,896 --> 01:53:17,434 ♪ Pyramid ♪ 1709 01:53:17,517 --> 01:53:18,655 ♪ Face ♪ 1710 01:53:21,137 --> 01:53:25,917 ♪ I had a question here, but not anymore now ♪ 1711 01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:29,758 ♪ I try not to at least, I try not to ♪ 1712 01:53:31,931 --> 01:53:35,537 ♪ I just stare at the wall ♪ 1713 01:53:35,620 --> 01:53:37,000 ♪ How long? ♪ 1714 01:53:45,965 --> 01:53:50,192 ♪ Face forward, eyes open ♪ 1715 01:53:50,275 --> 01:53:52,931 ♪ Devoid, all right? ♪ 1716 01:53:55,724 --> 01:53:57,330 ♪ Devoid ♪ 1717 01:53:57,413 --> 01:54:00,123 ♪ Demon ♪ 1718 01:54:00,206 --> 01:54:01,710 ♪ Face, no, shut up ♪ 1719 01:54:01,793 --> 01:54:04,655 ♪ Demon, face, no, shut up, face ♪ 1720 01:54:07,517 --> 01:54:09,365 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1721 01:54:09,448 --> 01:54:10,482 ♪ Okay ♪ 1722 01:54:13,241 --> 01:54:14,655 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1723 01:54:16,896 --> 01:54:18,710 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 1724 01:54:18,793 --> 01:54:22,641 ♪ Okay? I'm fine ♪ 1725 01:54:22,724 --> 01:54:25,675 ♪ No, seriously ♪ 1726 01:54:25,758 --> 01:54:27,517 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1727 01:54:30,172 --> 01:54:31,758 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1728 01:54:35,862 --> 01:54:40,379 ♪ You've been gone a long... ♪ 110087