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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Kind of nice having a day off from hero work

isn't it, Dum Dum?

Duh, yeah, nice.

No one to rescue, just rest and relaxation.

Oh, piffle. Who's that?

Well, whoever it is, we are not at home.

- Right, Touché? - Right.

That's funny, there's no one here.

Yes, there is, Uncle Touché. Here I am.

Down here. Mommy said to give you this.

"Dear Touché, this is your nephew, Teensy Turtle.

"Seeing as how you are his favorite uncle

I promised him he could spend the weekend with you."

Yeah, I'm gonna help you with that hero stuff.

Like Touché away!

And Touché back again!

Well, what do ya know?

A chip off the ol' half shell.

Uh-oh, the phone.

I got it.

Hello? Touché and Teensy, Heroes incorporated.

Give me that phone.

Hello, Touché and Teensy...

Uh, I mean, Touché Turtle at your service.

Oh, hello there, warden.

What's that? The Moose has escaped again?

Yes sir, can do.

Here, Dum, watch Teensy while I go catch the escaped convict.

Duh okay, Touché.

Touché away!

The coast is clear.

This garbage can escape fools them every time.

Not ol' Touché, it don't.

Oh, no, not you again, Touché Turtle.

Every time I bust out of jail, you catch me.

You wanna give me a complex?

[Teensy] Teensy away!

Oh, no.

Faster, Uncle Dum Dum. Uncle Touché needs us.

Whoa!

I thought I told you guys to wait in the house.

- But-but-but-but Teensy said-- - "Teensy said?"

Who's boss around here anyway?

Touché away!

Now where's that miserable Moose?

Where indeed but up on the fourth floor

from which I will now drop a potted petunia on his noggin'.

Look, we gotta save Uncle Touché.

We do? I-I-I mean, we do.

We sure do.

[Dum Dum] Duh, you give the signal

and I'll drop this refrigerator on the Moose's coconut.

Refrigerator away!

Petunias away.

Come on out, Moose. I got you surrounded.

That didn't hurt much.

[Touché] But that hurt very much.

Maybe we didn't help Uncle Touché hard enough.

Duh, nothing could be harder than that.

Six more inches and I gotcha, Moose.

- Oh, Uncle Touché! - Yes, Teensy?

I just wanted to tell you I'm going back

to the house with Uncle Dum

and not cause you any more trouble.

Oh, you're a good little turtle.

Duh, give us a keen, nifty, swell, yellow balloon

for little ol' Teensy here.

And, uh, oh, yeah here's your money, mister.

And now, Teensy...

Teensy!

Up here, Uncle Dum. Wee!

Bet you didn't know turtles can fly, did you?

Duh, I'm still not sure of it.

Hang on! Uncle Dum Dum will save you!

Little does Touché know

I ran cross-country on the prison track team.

Off we go into the wild blue!

Free. Free as a bird.

No more Touché, no more prison.

Make my bed, warden, I'll be coming home tonight.

Well, bless my peepers.

Excuse me, Uncle Touché, but which way is the jail?

By George, Dum, he is a chip off the old half shell.