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♪ Touché away! ♪
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[theme music]
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[water splashing]
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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[swoosh]
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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[clanking]
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♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[male narrator] Station COD
had the most popular program
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on television and this is why.
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[male 1] And now, here is
your friend from Mars
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Captain Martian.
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[laughing]
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[speaking gibberish]
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That's Martian for "Hiya."
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[giggles]
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[male narrator] Meanwhile in outer space
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Captain Martian had an unexpected viewer
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the Great Granooka, ruler of all Mars.
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Well, kiddies, today I will
continue our discussion
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of how we live on Mars.
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I have heard enough.
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These TV Earthlings are
giving the wrong impression
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of our planet.
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[whistling]
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Yes, Your Martian Majesty.
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Prepare my royal saucer.
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I am going to teach that phony baloney
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Captain Martian a lesson.
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[Captain Martian] And so, kiddies, until
next time, as they say on Mars...
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[speaking gibberish]
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And a...
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[repeating gibberish] ...to you too.
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[shot fired]
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What's this?
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"'Stop your phoney
Martian program'
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"'or we will stop it for you.'
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Signed, the Great Granooka of Mars."
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[gasping] A real Martian?
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Help, CJ! Help!
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[swoosh]
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I tell you, CJ, the Martians
are out to get me.
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[CJ] Nonsense, my boy.
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This is undoubtedly the
work of some crank.
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Remember, you are the fearless
Captain Martian.
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Martian-smartian, I'm
Sylvester Twerp from Canarsie
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and I'm scared stiff.
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Will you go on with the show
if I get you protection?
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Sure, but who's gonna protect
me from a real Martian?
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[phone clanks]
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Send for Touché Turtle.
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The show will go on, CJ.
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Dum Dum and I will protect
Captain Martian.
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Good, good.
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[helicopter whirring]
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- See anything, Dum Dum?
- Duh, no. Just a lot of clouds.
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Hey wait, I see a sa-picious
looking saucer coming this way.
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[Touché] We better check on it.
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So, they dare to defy the
Great Granooka of Mars, eh?
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[swoosh]
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[Touché] Ahoy there!
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[screeching]
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Halt and identify yourself.
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Here's my card, Earthlings.
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[buzzing]
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He disintegrated our landing gear.
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Let's take cover, Dum Dum.
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Right, Touché.
I'll duck into that cloud.
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[whirring]
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Where did they go? Hmm.
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That cloud is acting mighty strange.
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Halt, you sneaky cloud!
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[explodes]
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[Touché] Oh, Shaw
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he discovered our little trick.
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Stop, you Earthlings!
The Great Granooka commands it!
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[whirring]
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[screeching]
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Now, where are they hiding?
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Don't make a sound, Dum Dum.
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Sorry, Touché, but I have to sneeze.
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[grunting]
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There. That'll stop the sneeze.
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[sneezes]
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Aha! There you are!
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[Touché] Aha! And here we go.
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But not very far.
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[explosion]
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[thuds]
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[great Granooka] Now, to
complete my mission.
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[gibberish] ...again, kiddies.
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[great Granooka] Get off the
air, you phoney baloney.
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[buzzing]
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Yikes!
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This is Captain Martian
saying, "Wonka Wonka donk"
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which in Martian means, "I'm
getting the heck outta here."
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[swoosh]
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We're ruined, Touché.
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Who's going to take
Captain Martian's place?
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Why not let the Great Granooka do it?
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He's a real Martian.
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How do I know he's a real Martian?
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Guess I'll have to convince him.
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[buzzing]
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I'm convinced, I'm convinced.
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And now, direct from Mars
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presenting "Have Gun,
Will Disintegrate"
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starring the Great Granooka!
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Nothing beats the real
thing, huh, Dum Dum?
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Duh, he's realistic alright.
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[buzzing]
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[thuds]
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How realistic can you get?
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[both chuckling]
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[theme music]
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