Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Calling carpet 54. Calling carpet 54.

Carpet 54, where are you?

Carpet 54, officer Aliblabber reporting, sahib chief.

Ima-Hoodlum and the 40 thieves reported seen entering a cave.

Don't dilly-dally, Ali.

Wilco, and Roger Maris, sahib chief. Over and out.

Charge!

Ho-ho! Here comes little rat riding hood.

Okay, gang, everybody into the cave.

Alright you guys, I know you're in there.

Come out with your arms up.

- All 40 of us? - Forty of them?

Only a kook would try to capture

40 crooks single-handed and I know just the kook.

Hello. Get me long distance.

Excuse me a minute, Dum Dum.

Yes, this is kooky turtle... I mean, Touché Turtle.

Ali who? Blubber? Oh, yeah, Aliblabber.

How ya doing, fella?

Oh, got a little job you need help with, eh?

Sure, pal, glad to.

And you're sending a car to pick us up? Oh, a carpet.

Go get Touché, carpet 54, and make it snappy.

Shee! What kept you?

Got hung up on the freeway or something?

I have got Ima-hoodlum and his... thieves

trapped in there.

- Uh, how many? - I said...

Oh! That's what I thought you said.

Now, while you're there, rounding them up

I'll go back to headquarters and make out an ACO.

Lots of luck, pal.

Duh what's an ACO?

That's Aliblabber Chickens Out, I think.

Okay, Ima-hoodlum, we got the place surrounded.

Come out with your hands up.

[Ima-Hoodlum] Uh-uh. We don't wanna!

There's only one alternative, Dum Dum.

We'll have to go in and get them.

Yeah. I'll go get some dynamite.

Not necessary, Dum Dum.

These rock doors are moved by the mention of a secret word

like, uh, uh... open swanee.

Uh, hmm. Uh open seminal.

Shee. Open salami!

- Duh, try shish-kabob. - Open shish-kabob!

- Why don't you try sesame? - Thanks.

Open sesame!

What kind of note should I make now, Touché?

Make a note, suspects too darn cooperative.

Okay, you guys

I'm giving you till I count three to come out.

One, two...

...three.

Touché, I don't think I can stand

much more of their cooperation.

One thing in our favor, Dum Dum.

Forty crooks leave a trail, even a near-sighted

tenderfoot boy scout could follow.

Oh, no. Not another cave.

We're not falling for the falling rock bit again.

Open sesame.

Right word, wrong rock.

You heard me right, Aliblabber.

Twenty dancing girls and get them out here right away.

What kept you?

Something's got to be done

about those crowded freeways.

Okay, gals. Give me about 20 bars of the Turkish twist.

Too bad there's only 20 of them and 40 of you crooks.

Hmm? That is a problem. Back in the cave, gang!

Nice work, Touché. Couldn't have done better myself.

All in a day's work, Ali.

You're too modest, Touché.

No, I'm not, Dum Dum.

It was as easy as saying open sesame.

Me and my big fat mouth.