Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Help, save me!

Help! Somebody help!

Come, Dum Dum. There's hero work to be done.

Touché away!

Simmer down lady. Touché is on his way.

Help! Help! Somebody save me!

♪ doobie-doobie- doo-dah-bee-dah ♪♪

Help! Help!

What-ho! A fair damsel in distress?

Have no fear, fair Guinevere, Dynamic Duck, himself, is here.

They're building these towers taller than they used to.

Duh, what happened?

I'm not sure, but I think a tower ran into us.

Oh, thank you, brave and noble duck.

Think nothing of it, fair lady.

All in a day's work for Dynamic Duck.

It looks like somebody's cutting in on your hero work, Touché.

Help! Save me! Help!

Quiet, you tasty little morsel.

Come, Dum Dum. We're back in the hero business.

- Help! Save me! - Excuse me, my fair lady.

Duty calls, and Dynamic Duck must answer.

Kazoom!

Hurry, Dum Dum, or it's bunny in the borscht.

This is one time I don't mind finding a hare in my soup.

That's a joke. Get it, boy?

Talk about losing your hare fast, wow!

Wait here, little bunny

while I give that wicked wolf

his just desserts.

Kazoom!

So, try to get funny with a bunny, will ya?

We're too late, Dum Dum.

Dynamic Duck at your service, old timer.

My card.

[Touché] "'Dynamic Duck. Have daring, need deeds."'

if you elderly fellows ever need the use of a hero

remember, I'm in the book. Kazoom!

- "Elderly fellows"? - He's right, Dum Dum.

Guess it's about time I retired from hero work

and leave the rescue work to the younger generation.

Farewell, old faithful friend and assistant.

What's your problem, friend? Need a hero?

Duh, yeah. Either that or collect my unemployment.

You're hired! Follow me. Kazoom!

Duh, okay. Kazoom!

Duh, it's gonna take me a while to catch on to this Kazoom bit.

Come, assistant, there's deeds to be done.

Lead on, DD, I'm right behind you.

Ah, here comes a migrating mallard now.

Yipes! A duck hunter! Help! Somebody save me!

Duh, a flying hero he turned out to be.

This is a job for my elderly friend, Touché.

Hello, Touché Turtle, retired hero, here.

Hey, Touché, how's about coming out of retirement

and save a chicken-hearted duck?

Somebody needs me. Oh, joy!

Touché away!

Cease and desist, sir, immediately and at once.

I might as well. I'm not coming anywhere near the duck anyway.

But I shouldn't have any trouble hitting a turtle at this range.

What do you got to say to that, you nosy little turtle?

Only this, sir

sticks and stones may break my bones

but names can never hurt me.

That did it! I quit!

I'm gonna take up knitting or something.

Come, assistant, there are deeds to be done.

Touché away!

You heard him, assistant to the assistant.

Touché away!

Oh, well, it's a job.

Touché away!

It's going to take me a while

to catch onto this Touché away bit.