Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

This is a story about an old lady who lived in a shoe.

Hey, you kids, get off that roof.

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.

Wee!

You need another shoe, old lady.

Are you kidding? Where will I get one that big?

I know who can.

Who? For heaven's sake! who?

Why, Touché Turtle.

♪ When there is trouble who comes on the double ♪

♪ To save you in the jolly nick of time? ♪

♪ Duh it's not the masked avenger ♪

♪ Or the lonesome stranger ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle every time ♪♪

Hello? Touché Turtle.

Merely the world's greatest hero speaking.

You need a giant-sized shoe?

I'll get it for you gladly, madam. Bye now.

Duh, giant shoe? B-but-but where, Touché?

[Touché] Very simple, Dum Dum.

Hello, Jack?

Touché.

May I borrow your beanstalk for a while?

- Thanks. - It figures.

- Do you see a giant, Dum? - Duh, no, no, Touché.

He probably saw us coming.

[Touché] He must be in his king-sized castle over there.

Touché away!

Wow!

This must be the giant

because he sure ain't Sleeping Beauty.

Is everything okay, Touché?

- Shh! The giant's sleeping. - Good.

Let's take the shoe and scram.

- Right, Touché. - Lift!

[Dum Dum] Man, these clod-hoppers are heavy.

- Ow! - Shh!

- Not so loud. - You just stepped on my foot!

Fee-fi-foe-fum...

Uh-oh.

♪ Rock-a-bye giant on the treetop ♪

♪ La la-la-la... ♪♪

- Don't make a sound. - Okay, Touché.

Now where'd I put my shoe?

Hey, it's walking away.

Look out, Dum, here comes the giant.

[Dum Dum] Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Let me out!

Something's in my shoe.

Hey who are you?

Duh, duh, I'm just a little pebble

who got caught in your shoe.

I'll buy that. A pebble in my...

- What?! - Help, Touché!

Fee-fi-foe-fum!

I smell Touché and Dum Dum.

Just a minute, jumbo.

I'm getting pretty tired of that fee-fi-foe jazz.

Don't you know any other rhymes

like Mary, Mary, quite contrary?

Listen, fee-fi was good enough for my daddy.

It's good enough for me.

Well, it ain't good enough for me.

Oh! My big giant toe!

Oh, my big giant toe! Ow!

[Touché] Head for the beanstalk.

Come back with my shoe.

Duh, great way to travel, Touché

but where did you find the roller-skate?

It just so happened the giant had an old pair lying around.

We're coming to the cliff put on the brakes.

[Touché] Oh, what brakes?

- Uh-oh. - "Uh-oh" is right!

- Mission accomplished, ma'am. - Oh, thank you.

With two shoes, you've solved the housing problem

for me and the kiddies.

Gosh, it was all for the little kiddies.

Hey, don't go away. I'll be right back.

Here. Use 'em in good health.

So as I was saying

there was an old lady who lived in two shoes

but now she has income property too.

Well, there's no business like shoe business, eh, Dum Dum?