Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

[Robin] "'Reward for capture of Robin Hood.'

Signed sheriff of Nottingham".

Hm. Rather poor likeness, eh what, Little John?

Blimy, Robin, it don't do you justice.

No matter, L.J. Right now, our vacation's the thing.

Right you are, sir.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ We're merry as can be ♪

♪ Whenever we... ♪♪

Hello, operator? Will you ring Touché Turtle, old girl?

Hello, Touché, old bean, Robin Hood here.

Greetings, fellow hero.

I say, I'd like to ask a favor, old boy.

L.J. and I are off on a bit of a holiday

to Brighton and I thought--

It will be a pleasure to take your place

Robin ol' chum, sir.

Touché away!

It's all quite simple, you see?

You'll rob from the rich and give to the poor.

What happens when the rich have nothing left?

Then you rob from the poor who are now rich

and give it back to the rich who are now poor.

And remember to be merry at all times.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ On vacation we go ♪♪

Well, Dum Dum, let's get started.

Duh right, Touché.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ Merry as can be ♪

♪ With a ho ho here and a... ♪♪

[Dum Dum] Touché, look. Duh, our first customer.

A rich, unwary traveler.

I'll sink a shaft in his money bag and get his attention.

Yow!

Sorry, Dum Dum, it's all a little new to me yet.

I do believe it's that thieving beggar

Robin Hood after my gold.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ Merry as can be... ♪

Yeouch!

Oh, sha, I did it again.

I must call the sheriff of Nottingham.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ Merry as can be ♪

♪ With a ho ho here and a ha ha there ♪

♪ Everywhere a... ♪♪

Help!

Hello? Hello? Sheriff of Nottingham?

Right-o.

I say, that knave Robin Hood

he's at it again.

And, oh yes... Help!

Right-o. Deputy, saddle my horse it's at 1207 Sherwood Forest.

Duh, there he goes, Touché.

Stop, sir.

Hold it, Touché

till I get to a safe place.

Okay, Touché. Fire one.

Yeouch!

Home at last.

Charge!

Boy, did I get squished.

Duh, coming, Touché.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ Merry as can be ♪♪

Oh, knock it off, Dum Dum.

Stop, in the name of the king.

Zounds, the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Let's merrily scram.

Stop, knaves.

Gadzooks, can that be Robin and L.J.

They two who could be done in? Stop, I say.

♪ We're Robin Hood and Little John ♪

♪ Merry as can be ♪

♪ With an ouch ouch here and an ouch ouch there ♪

♪ Here an ouch there an ouch everywhere an ouch ouch ♪♪

I say, Robin, ol' sport, this is a lovely holiday.

- Here, catch. - Good toss, L.J.

[Touché] Hi, fellas.

Touché Turtle! What are you doing here?

I ran out of arrows.

By Jove, what happened to them?

Duh, pardon me but does this answer your question?

That Dum Dum

he's quick on the ad-lib.