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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪
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This is Waterloo.
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Here Napoleon, the
brilliant military genius
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tasted his most bitter defeat.
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Yes, and if I am so brilliant,
how come I lose the war?
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Most annoying, old chum.
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But tell me, Nappy, before I blast you
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why do you always keep your
hand in your coat pocket?
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That, monsieur Wellington
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is more brilliant military genius.
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Le telephone!
I call the reinforcement.
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I say, beastly clever, that Corsican.
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Stop you, bounder!
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Hello, operator.
Long distance to Touché Turtle.
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Yes, mon cherie,
I will hold the line.
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Meanwhile, a few thousand miles away
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the great Touché plies his trade.
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Duh, it's Orville Meany, Touché.
He just robbed the bank.
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Relax, Dum Dum, just a routine case.
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Okay, Meany, drop everything.
This is a citizen's arrest.
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Yipe! I-it's Touché Turtle.
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I'll be glad when we're
off the gold standard.
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[Touché] Hello? Oh, hi, Nappy.
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How are Josephine and the kids?
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What's that? Waterloo, eh?
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Okay, Nappy, be right over.
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- Gee!
- Touché away!
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- Gee!
- Hey, Touché, wait for me!
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Okay, Nap, what's the problem?
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Well, I am just minding my business.
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Going around conquering countries
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when this fellow Wellington
starts picking on me.
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Ah-ha! Fire one!
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Mais, oui. The attack.
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Good work, Nappy.
You made him give himself away.
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As a great military strategist
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I suggest you two stage
the counterattack
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while I cover the rear.
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What a brilliant genius.
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Not only that, but he's smart too.
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Ah-ha! The counterattack.
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I shall parry with a tactical
diversion strategy.
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- Come right in, gents.
- Thanks.
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Yipes! We've been out-strategied, Dum.
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Phew! That was close.
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Help!
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Nice work, Touché.
You broke our fall.
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Now then, we employ my
great military invention
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the catapult.
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Monsieur Touché, will pull the string
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and be hurled at monsieur Wellington.
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- Gosh.
- What a genius.
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Well, here it goes.
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I guess it's still got a
few bugs in it, Touché.
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Now, messieurs, we shall
make military history.
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You, monsieur Touché, will roll
the rock from that high cliff
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and I will maneuver monsieur
Wellington beneath it.
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Oh, boy, are you smart.
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Positively brilliant.
How do you do it?
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Many years of self-denial.
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Nice day for a war, eh,
monsieur Wellington?
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Is that why you called
me here, you bounder?
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Oh, dear. What horrible luck.
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- But, monsieur, come back.
- You had better give up, sir.
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[Wellington] I have you
personally surrounded.
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Uh, Nappy, better look out.
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[Touché] What now, Nappy?
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Now for my last brilliant strategy.
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- What's that?
- Unconditional surrender.
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Duh, that's strategy?
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You must admit, this ain't so bad.
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Old Welly gave me the whole island
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of Saint Helena for myself.
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There's only one thing wrong with it.
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[Dum Dum] What's that, Touché?
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When the tide comes in,
it gets awfully wet.
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