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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

The nerve of that library dame

saying I didn't look like the type.

You gotta be a type to read a few books about hypnotism?

Old hypno Harry has got plans

for that goody-good do-gooder Touché Turtle.

We's gonna be partners in crime.

What's that guy doing way up there

on that window ledge, Touché?

[Touché] Good heavens! I believe he's going to jump.

But not while Touché Turtle is here.

Touché away!

Now don't get panicky.

Touché is here.

I can't hear you with the window down.

What a pity. He was so young too.

And being a turtle, he had two

or three hundred years to go yet.

You're lucky you landed on something soft, like me, Touché.

Since when has your head been considered soft, Dum Dum.

Uh, pardon me, but, uh

did one of you gents happen to drop this watch?

- Well, now, I just might have. - Not you, fatso.

[Harry] I'm talking to the other gent.

Nope, don't look like mine.

[Harry] You sure? Watch.

Well, I, uh...

- Follow me, stooge. - Yes, master.

Duh, wait for me, Touché!

Get rid of fatso.

Wait in the car, fatso.

Gladly, Touché. B-but we don't have a car.

[Touché] Don't bother me with minor details.

- Steal us one. - "Steal us one"?

Ooh, something's wrong here.

That don't sound like my hero, Touché.

I can't steal a car, even if Touché told me to.

I just can't.

I know what I'll do. I-I-I'll rent a car.

Now, shorty, this is just

a small tryout job

before we tackle the really big one.

You got your instructions straight?

- Yes, master. - Okay, and bring it back here.

Your wish is my command.

Hello, sarge, are you sitting down?

Well, hang on to your hat.

Someone stole the what? The Brooklyn Bridge?!

There's only one man who can solve a job this big.

I'll call Touché Turtle.

Real good, shorty. Put her down, right there.

Now, we're ready for the main event.

Here's the details.

Excuse me a minute, I gotta answer the phone.

Hello. Touché Turtle here.

They stole the what? The Brooklyn Bridge?

Yes, sir. I'll get on it right away.

Touché and--

Ah-ah-ah!

We must not forget who's the master around here.

There's your next heist, shorty, the empire state building.

Somebody ought to be willing to pay plenty

to get this little pile of concrete back.

Gee, there's the cops!

You're under arrest, hypno Harry!

- Quick, duck into that car. - Yes, master.

Okay, let's get out of here, driver.

- But, but-- - You heard me. Drive!

Okay, but you'll be sorry.

I tried to tell you, I don't know how to drive.

- Where am I? - Nice work, Touché.

We've been after old hypno Harry there for a long time.

hypno Harry? Oh, yeah! Glad to be of service, officer.

Come on, Dum Dum. Looks like our work here is done.

You're right, Touché.

[Harry] And our work has just begun

hey, officer?

Yes, master.

Now, here's the little job I had in mind.

Yes, master.

Uh-oh. Here we go again, Dum Dum.

- Touché... - Away!