Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Another night, another bank job.

Another bank job, another million.

And my mechanical masterpiece does all the work.

Do a good job, Ruthless

and I'll reward you with a goodie.

Excellent. Good work, Ruthless.

Here's the goodie I promised, a delicious steel bolt. Catch.

Get in quick. We must be off to our hideout.

"Sy.N. Twist, the mad scientist, strikes again.

"Ruthless Robot is his partner.

Frantic Mayor sends for famous hero Touché Turtle."

As Frantic Mayor of the Fair City

I hire you, famous hero, Touché Turtle

to stop Sy.N.Twist.

Duh, and a wise choice, I might add.

True, Dum Dum. I'll take the job.

Best beware, Sy.N.Twist.

Your bank-robbing days are numbered.

You bet.

- Touché... - Away!

And so it was that Sy.N. Twist

was to meet his match that very night.

For Touché and his faithful assistant waited

in the only bank left that had not been robbed

disguised as moneybags.

Duh, how do you feel, Touché?

Like a million bucks.

Duh, I think maybe somebody's coming.

Good boy, Ruthless. You've done it again.

Here, catch.

So Sy.N. Twist and his partner arrived

at the castle hideout to count the million-dollar haul.

Hey! You're no million dollars.

Yeah, but he's a million-dollar hero.

- En garde, scoundrel. - En garde, yourself.

Get him, Ruthless.

Prepare to defend yourself

you overgrown tin can.

Hmm! They don't make swords like they used to.

I'll just have to subdue you with my small but brawny arms.

See, I hate to admit it, but I give the robot a slight edge.

Play patty-cake with him, Ruthless.

Patty-cake? How do you play that?

Don't just stand there, Dum Dum, do something.

Yeah, uh, I'll go get a blotter, Touché.

Oh, never mind. Let's beat a strategic retreat instead.

Hurry down here, Dum Dum.

Right.

Quick, after them, you numbskull.

This dynamite goodie will fix that metal monster.

Here, Ruthless. Catch.

Now, while you decoy the robot, I'll get Sy.N.Twist.

Right, Touché.

Touché away!

Yoo-hoo! Ruthless!

Duh... hello, big boy.

Duh, I-I got him on the run, Touché.

And now, you viper, we're alone at last.

But not for long.

Come get him, Ruthless.

[Dum Dum] Help! Touché, help!

Ruthless, come back here. I'm your master.

Duh, I got him, Touché. Do something.

Don't fret, Dum Dum. I'll save you.

Aw! You've ruined my mechanical masterpiece.

Come back to me, Ruthless. Come back!

Now, hold still, Dum Dum

so I can get you out of this tin suit.

I-I, I, I can't help it, Touché.

It tickles.