Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Hello? Hello? This is Red Riding Hood.

May I speak to that famous hero, Touché Turtle?

Duh, wait till I call him.

Oh, Touché, t-telephone!

Poke poke poke

Coming, Dum Dum.

Take that! And that! And that!

You villain.

A hero must keep fit at all times.

Hello. Touché turtle speaking.

You say you can't take the basket

of goodies to your grandma's?

Don't worry. We'll get rid of that nasty wolf in the woods.

[Touché] Ever hear of Red Riding Hood, Dum Dum?

Duh, yeah. I just read the book.

Good. That will give us the jump on that wolf.

Touché away!

Uh, hey! Wait for me!

Oh, for heaven's sake, she's late.

You all set, Touché?

Yes, let's go.

♪ I'm going to grandma's house ♪

♪ I'm going to grandma's house ♪♪

Well, gee whiz, it's about time.

Gad, she's ugly.

Where are you going, my ugly maid?

Duh, to grandma's house, with this basket of goodies.

Why don't you take the shortcut like it says in the book?

Book schmook! I'll give you a shortcut with my sword.

Youch!

En garde, you nasty old wolf.

En garde? With what, for heaven sakes?

Is there anything in the story

about the wolf having a sword, Dum Dum?

[Dum Dum] Duh, no Touché.

Oh, then scat, you old wolf!

Youch! Oh, come on!

Well, that's that.

Uh, not so fast, Touché.

You mean, there's more to the story?

Yeah, we gotta get to grandma's house before the wolf does.

Come in, little Red Ridin' Hood.

Who are you? You're not in the book.

[Touché] Time's a-wasting so we'll explain later.

Duh, meanwhile, you'll be safer in this closet grandma.

Dum Dum, stand near the front door

and when I give you the signal, pounce on him.

Uh, righty-right-right, Touché.

[Touché] Come in!

Well, hello, granny.

Egad, she's even uglier than her granddaughter.

What's say we get the "Grandma what a big nose

you've got" routine over with, shall we?

So, I'll say, uh, grandma, what a big nose you've got.

Look who's talking.

Oh, come on, now. That's not in the book.

Neither is this! Take that!

Yow!

Gee whiz, what did I ever do to you?

Youch!

Hold it!

Hold it a second.

I-it may be important.

Hello? Who? Grandma? Just a minute.

- It's for you, grandma. - Thanks.

Hello. Little Red Ridin' Hood?

Where's my basket of goodies, you naughty girl?

I don't care about any old wolf.

You bring it right over.

Land sakes, a body could starve around here.

Now, where were we?

Oh, gosh, don't you remember?

I was chasing you with that sword.

- Oh, yes. Here. - Thanks.

En garde.

Ouch! Somehow this just doesn't seem right.

Help, Dum Dum!

Duh, coming Touché.

It's me, grandma, and I brought you a basket of goodies.

Goodies, oh boy, what am I waiting for?

Thanks, every so muchly.

Hey! Those goodies are mine.

Well, gee whiz, wolves eat, too, you know.

Stop this instant!

Well, that wraps up another hero case.

So, Touché away!

Wait. Where's Dum Dum?

Dum Dum! Where are you?

Eh, coming Touché.

Well, come on!

Oh, sometimes this hero business can be awfully trying.