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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Two defenders of right are we. Right, Dum Dum?

Duh, right, Touché.

Two good guys out after the bad guys.

Right, Dum Dum?

Duh, tight Rouche, uh, right Touché.

What ho? A mongrel without a license?

Through fair or stormy weather, always together.

Right, Dum Dum?

Right, Dum Dum?

Now, where do you suppose he went?

Duh, at the risk of appearing over curious

duh, what do you think you're doing?

Quiet, mutt.

Dogcatchers don't have to tell dogs everything.

Uh, d-d-dogcatcher?

Well, you b-better let go of me

before my hero, T-Touché, finds out.

Ah, Touché? Hey what's that?

Some kind of new perfume?

Well, listen, you won't need

any of that kind of stuff where you're goin'.

Not like Dum Dum to leave without saying something.

I'm inclined to suspect foul play.

Hello, Touché Turtle, hero extraordinary here.

Dum Dum? Dum Dum who?

Oh, that Dum Dum.

[Dum Dum on phone] Duh, Help!

Keep a stiff upper lip, old faithful friend.

Touché is on his way.

♪ Into the dog pound you must go ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't got a license ♪♪

Uh, what you in for, pal?

Duh, this is a bum rap. I wanna see my lawyer.

- I've been framed. - Yeah, me too.

Well, don't you worry.

Touché is on his way and he will rescue us.

Touché? Say, what's that?

Some kind of perfume or somethin'?

Everybody says that.

Pardon me, sir, did you see

a big, old, good-natured dog come this way?

Well now, was he about this tall?

[Touché] Yes.

And did he have on a funny

little hat with a feather in it?

[Touché] Yes, yes.

And did he talk like this?

- "Duh." - Yes, yes, yes.

What are you, some kind of kooky turtle?

Nothing looks like that.

Yes, I guess you're right.

I must've lost my head there for a minute.

Hey, Touché, it's me your old buddy, duh, Dum Dum.

Dum Dum, my old faithful friend in the clink?

Not while I have an ounce of strength left in my shell.

Charge!

Dog pounds are for dogs, not nosey little turtles

you nosey little turtle.

He's got a point there.

Uh, say, is that your buddy, Touché?

The one that's goin' to rescue us?

- Uh, yeah. - Oh, boy.

Looks like it's gonna be a long, cold winter.

Uh, you just wait 'til he gets warmed up, boy.

One side, sir, before I flatten you like a pancake.

Pancake? You mean like this?

Yeah, that's something like what I had in mind.

Sir, this is your last chance.

Are you going to release my friend

or are you going to suffer the consequences?

Well now, let me put it this way.

No, I'm not going to release your friend

and as for suffering the consequences

I can't stand to see anybody suffer.

Especially when it's me.

Is your friend leavin'?

Duh, Touché would never run out on his old, faithful friend, me.

You see? He's back already.

There must be an easier way of getting Dum Dum out.

Sure there is. Just get the mutt a license.

A license? Why didn't you say so before?

I know just the place to get a license.

Oh no, no!

Not my 1928 car.

Stop! Give me back my 1928 Radiator, you woggle wreckers!

Faster, Dum Dum, he's gaining on us.

Sorry, Touché, b-but this is as fast as this-this, uh

1928 car will go!