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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Here on this deserted island

lives that famous castaway, Robinson Crusoe.

Alone and happy in his own private world, until one day...

Hey! Like, it's a footprint in the sand.

Well, greetings, man.

At last, a buddy, after all these lonely scenes.

I shall call you "Friday."

Me tied up Friday. Call Saturday.

Crazy! I dig humorsville.

Like, this man is wild, know what I mean?

Which prompts me to steal from the scene.

Ugh! This could be start of something big.

Ba-ba!

Ba-ba-ba-ba-Babaloo!

Not that I'm the nervous type, you understand

but this island is like, uh...

Uh, like nowhere with laughing boy on the scene.

Pow pow pow

I gotta stop that cat from dogging me.

Hello, operator, get me Touché Turtle

wherever he is.

Help! Help! Somebody save me!

Duh, I think she's trying to tell us something, Touché.

Good thinking, Dum Dum.

Okay, madam, jump.

My! You're a big one.

Duh, your phone, Touché.

Good observation, Dum Dum.

Hello? Who?

Robinson Crusoe?

What did you say? A wild man?

Sounds like fun. I'll be right over.

- Dum Dum. - Yeah, boss.

Say what you always say and let's get going.

Touché away!

Not that way, this way.

Sorry, Dum Dum.

Now, what's this all about, Rob?

Like, this cat Friday is wild, Touché.

You gotta save my skin, man.

Wild man? Really, Rob, you've been on this island too long.

- Yeah, too long. - And furthermore--

Gee, Touché, it's Friday.

This is no time for dates, Dum Dum.

Now see here, Friday, it says in the book

that you and Mr. Crusoe are supposed to be pals.

Me no read.

Watch me TV bear.

Watch "Yogi Bear."

That's the cat I was telling you about.

Duh, lucky for us this water isn't deep, huh, Touché?

Duh, we could've got drowned-ed, or worse.

Okay, wild man

now you're gonna taste cold steel.

Mmm! Not bad.

You better spit it out before I get mad.

Okay.

Guess he bit off more than he could chew that time.

Okay, Dum. You know what to do.

Duh, y-yeah, Touché.

Uh, when Friday chases you past this tree

I let him have it with this coconut

right on the coconut.

Right. Now...

Touché away!

Nobody talk to me that way.

Alright, Dum Dum, now!

Duh, how ya like my timing, Touché?

[Touché] Great. Simply great.

How you like these coconuts?

[Touché] Well, anyway, your form was beautiful, Dum Dum.

Man, it looks like I'm stuck on this island

with that kook forever.

Never say forever.

I have an idea.

Of course, it's a bit crowded

but at least there's no wild man around.

Like, you could say that again.

Hey, Touché, what happens when I get tired of floatin'?

Gee, I never thought of that.