Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

This is Jamestown

first permanent settlement in America.

It was here that the brave Captain John Smith volunteered

to go out into the Indian-infested forest

in search of food.

And don't come back without it!

Oh, dear. I knew it.

I should never have left jolly old England.

I don't mind being a little brave.

It's just that cowards run in my family.

It's a tradition.

Oh, I say! I'm in luck.

There's a turkey.

I say, you aren't a turkey.

Paleface got keen sense observation.

As I said, cowards run in my family

so I'm running.

No get-em off so easy, wise guy.

You come with me to injun village.

Have heap-big barbecue.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Tribal law say you get one phone call.

So make-em snappy. This party line.

And no messin' with beautiful daughter.

Daughter? I thought it was the medicine man.

You kind of cute, paleface.

Oh, dear. I'm in more trouble than I thought.

Hello, operator. Get me Touché Turtle.

This is an emergency.

Duh, almost through with your bath, Touché?

Be right out, Dum Dum.

♪ La dee dum DeeDee DeeDee DeeDee ♪♪

Take this, will ya, Dum Dum? I'm in the tub.

Duh, sure, Touché.

Hello. Touché's residence.

Who?

Uh, well, uh, he's sort of in-exposed.

Can you hold on?

Be right there, Dum Dum.

Duh, it's Captain John Smith, Touché.

Duh, he sounds kind of burned up.

Hello, captain.

Yes. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, well just remain calm.

- I'm on my way. - Duh, what's up, Touché?

Hero business, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

Well, what did you expect, a clean getaway?

Now, what seems to be the trouble, Mr. Smith?

First untie me, Touché, before I'm broiled.

There you are.

Free as a bird.

Yow-ouch!

You going someplace, paleface?

Let's see you get out of this one, paleface.

This plan will work for sure, Dum Dum.

I'll dig under Mr. Smith

and pull him out from under.

It can't miss. I've covered everything.

Duh, you can say that again.

Us Injuns had-em good thing before you guys come.

Hey, what goes on?

[Touché] Relax, Mr. Smith.

It's me, Touché.

Uh-oh.

Duh, hey, Touché, y-y-you took the wrong one.

Good old Dum Dum.

What would I do without him?

Uh, good-bye, chief.

You get-em to be big headache.

Funny, I was just thinking that about you.

Ah! Everybody a comedian.

Oh, Mr. Turtle!

- Did you wanna see me? - Yes.

How's about you fixing me up with paleface Smith?

Me no get-em much younger you know.

Beauty not last forever.

You know, you just gave me an idea.

Come here. I have a plan.

The chief let me go.

How did you do it, Touché?

Oh, it was easy.

All you gotta do is marry his daughter, Poca-Hocus.

You're a riot, Dum Dum. Always with the jokes.

Oh, John dear! I'm ready to elope.

Ya-hoo!

Why, you sneaky double-crosser.

Take this.

Eh, what now, Touché?

Well, we could run a little faster.

Touché away!

Yeah! Duh, Dum Dum away, too!