Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

This is the Little Bighorn

scene of a famous Indian Battle.

Here, General George Custard

surrounded by the entire Sioux Indian nation

delivered his famous last words.

Man, where did all them Indians come from?

We gotta do something, general

we're surrounded.

You noticed that, too, eh?

Well there's only one thing to do.

Hello, operator. Get me Touché Turtle.

This is an emergency.

One more ringer and you'll break the record, Dum Dum.

Duh, okay Touché. One broken record, comin' up!

[Dum Dum] Oops! Lookout, Touché!

Well, you didn't break the record, Dum Dum

but you nearly broke my neck.

Oh, boy! The-the phone.

Duh, maybe it's a job for us heroes, huh, Touché?

Quiet, Dum Dum.

Who? General Custard?

In a jam, huh?

Okay. Be right over.

Uh, where to this time, Touché?

The Little Bighorn, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

Duh, yeah. Duh, Touché away!

Duh, I still can't get the hang o' that Touché-in' and away-in'.

Now, general

just what appears to be the trouble?

Them Indians seem to have us surrounded.

Is that all? Relax, general.

I'll take over now.

Ho, kemosabe. Me, Touché.

Me great white father.

Want-em peace.

No more, bang-bang.

You go on back to teepee.

We have-em peace.

Shake-em peace pipe on it?

Why you talk-em like that?

You no injun.

You realize, of course, this means war.

What are you doin', Touché?

Just an old Indian trick I saw on TV, general.

It gets me to the thick of the fight, fast.

You may fire when ready, Dum Dum.

Duh, Touché away!

Geronimo!

You want-em buy-em heap-fine injun blanket?

Boy, that blanket's hard as a rock.

You heap-big riot. Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, is he ever asking for it.

Duh, gosh!

You look just like a real Indian, Touché.

Thanks, Dum Dum.

Now I can sneak right in amongst 'em.

Uh, why don't you show your keen disguise to the general, huh?

Good idea, Dum Dum. Oh, general!

There's one of 'em, boys!

Let 'im have it.

That's what I call real convincing disguise.

This is where my old engineering training comes in handy.

I don't get it, Touché. What's up?

[Touché] Very simple, general.

I just tunnel under the Indians

and attack them from the rear.

Alright, you redskins, en guard.

Oops. How embarrassing.

Me just love-em good laugh.

Swish swish swish

Can't we just give up or somethin'?

Never say die, general.

I'm gonna bust right through their ranks.

Let her go, Dum Dum.

Bon voyage, Touché.

squeakity squeakity squeakity

Help! Touché, help!

Help!

Duh, your idea seemed to backfire, Touché.

I guess this just isn't my day, Dum Dum.

Him said it, boys.

Let 'em have it.

Run for your lives!

But it's against the rules to run.

We're supposed to be massacred here.

I know, I know!

But we're rewriting history today.

Keep running.