Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Uh-oh, trouble in the hen house again.

Now, now, now, calm down, Kumilla

and give me the facts.

Oh, you say you were asleep in your nest over there

and someone, someone stole your eggs

right out from under ya.

You got any idea who done it?

The Phantom! I shoulda known it.

We'd better call in Touché Turtle.

Touché here. What?

The Phantom has struck again?

- Dum Dum? - Duh, yes, master.

The Phantom has struck again.

So let's say what we always say and get going.

Touché away!

Hey, wait for me!

Don't worry, sir, I've got my best man

standin' guard in the cornfield.

No egg-stealin' phantom is gonna get by me

while I'm on the job. Heh heh heh.

They don't call me Dum Dum for nothin'.

Kumilla says the Phantom got the eggs again!

[Touché] You know, for a chicken, she speaks very good English.

Gee duh, I really look like a chicken, don't I, Touché?

Yes. Just like a Rhode Island mud hen.

- Duh, how's this, Touché? - Fine.

When the Phantom comes for the eggs, grab him.

Whatever I do, I mustn't fall asleep.

I mustn't fall asleep.

I mustn't...

Wow, what a chicken!

I'll bet she lays king-sized eggs too.

No eggs? Why, that overstuffed hen.

She's unproductive!

Okay, looks like we're having chicken for dinner.

Ah, chicken cacciatore.

Should be ready. It's been roasting for an hour.

Still isn't done.

Man, this is a plenty tough chicken.

It needs more heat.

[Dum Dum] Duh, I smell chicken feathers burning.

Ow. Ow, o-ow! It's hot!

Hey, that's no chicken!

Ah, here comes Dum Dum now.

Duh, anybody want to buy a cast iron oven, cheap?

You sure the Phantom will strike again?

Of course. Once a phantom, always a phantom.

Only, instead of eggs

he's gonna get these time bombs.

[Touché] Ten seconds after the phantom grabs them...

...barroom!

Say, these ain't no eggs

they're time...

...bombs.

Is that the Phantom sailin' up there?

Yep. He took the bombs alright.

Duh, all but this one, Touché.

Here, we can save it for next time.

Throw it away, Dum Dum! Throw it away!

Huh? Okay, Touché.

Ah, Touché, are you alright?

Oh, I'm fine, Dum Dum, just fine.

But you won't be when I get down.