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♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Always wanted a castle of me own.

How much do you want for it?

Oh, you can't afford it.

The price is three million dollars.

Here you are, Prizzle, the castle's mine.

- I warned you. It's haunted. - Oh, pish tosh and nonsense.

I don't believe in ghosts.

Especially the haunted sword in this castle.

Haunted sword indeed.

What'll they think of next?

By Jove, the castle's falling apart.

Yikes!

Help!

Ah, I see you have met the haunted sword.

It's met me. Ooh!

I'll be happy to buy back the castle for fifty dollars.

Never. Because I know someone

who will get that haunted sword out of there.

- Who? - None other than Touché Turtle.

Touché away!

What is it, sir? A dragon to be slain?

- A giant to be midgeted? - Neither, Touché.

Just get that haunted sword out of me castle

and I shall pay you 50 thousand dollars.

I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm a free hero.

Duh, I'll take the 50 thousand.

Shame on you, you greedy Dum Dum, you.

I'm sorry, Touché, I lost my head.

On to the castle!

Touché away!

Well, don't just stand there, come on.

[Dum Dum] Right, Touché.

- See anything? - Uh, lots of things.

But no haunted sword.

Youch! Watch that sword there will ya, Touché?

It must have been an accident. So I'll walk ahead of you.

Yahoo!

Dum Dum, how dare you stick a hero!

- En garde! - Duh, honest, Touché...

...it wasn't me.

Fair weather friend.

Hey, what's going on?

Help, Dum Dum. It's the haunted sword!

Coming, Touché, coming!

Got it.

I'll show that haunted sword a thing or two.

Hurry, Touché, I'm worried.

Grab my hand, I'll pull you up.

[Dum Dum] Okay.

Help! It's the haunted sword!

Help, Dum Dum! Where are you?

Uh, that's a good question. Where am I? Uh-oh.

Beep beep

That phony haunted sword

controlled electronically by me...

...will get rid of Touché Turtle.

Then I shall buy the castle back cheap

like I did all the others.

Uh, your haunting days are over, Prizzle.

[Dum Dum] Take that! And that! And that!

And so it's a machine.

Help!

I did it, Dum Dum. I beat the haunted sword.

Uh, sorry Touché, but there was no haunted sword.

Duh, Prizzle did it by remote control, duh, like this.

[Touché] Look out! Here it comes again!

Turn it off, Dum Dum. Turn it off!

I can't! It's stuck!

Great work, Touché. Here's your reward.

Gee, fifty thousand dollars.

I wonder how much I'll have left after taxes.

Ouch, ooh, ouch!