Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Long ago, in the days of Arabian nights

lived a young boy named Aladdin

the famous Aladdin who found the genie in a magic lamp.

Oh, boy! No one around! This is it!

I'm gonna be handsome, rich, and famous.

All I gotta do is rub that genie out.

Come out, come out, wherever you are, genie!

Just like it says in the book.

There he is, my slave!

Where am I?

Hey, someone finally sprung me from that crummy lamp.

I saved you, and you're my slave.

You will heed my every wish as I command.

First, I wanna be rich, then handsome, and-and then...

You've been reading too many fairy tales.

You think I spent 700 years in that lamp

just to wake up being a crummy slave?

- Well... - I'll just take this lamp...

...before some nut rubs me back into it.

I'm the guy that's gonna have a ball.

I'm gonna paint this town red!

Hello, operator?

Get me the great Touché Turtle.

And hurry, it's an emergency.

[Touché] Touché Turtle's residence.

Touché Turtle, himself, speaking, in person.

This is Aladdin. You gotta come to Baghdad, quick!

The genie of the lamp has gone berserk.

Hurry, will ya? Bye.

Duh, where to this time, Touché?

Baghdad, Dum Dum.

Uh, but-but we are in Baghdad.

Good thinking. Now to find Aladdin.

Touché away!

I'd better scram before that genie comes back.

Touché Turtle! That was fast.

Just part of our service.

This town is a million laughs.

Ho ho ho!

Here comes the genie, Touché.

Gee, he looks kind of grouchy.

Okay, you two, out of my town.

I'm taking over here.

This is Touché Turtle speaking.

I order you to cease and desist, and get back in your lamp.

You're forcing me to resort to physical violence.

Oh you wanna play games, do ya?

Yo-yo.

One of my favorites.

That was a real nice try, Touché.

Yeah, well, at least he knows where he stands, anyway.

That's right, Dum Dum.

Just play the horn, and this magic rope

will take me up where I can get at that genie.

Alright, genie, I'll fight you on your own grounds.

Then I'm taking you in.

Correction. I'm taking you down.

Duh, how did it go, Touché?

Well, that idea needs a little work.

What's the balloon and the feather for?

We gotta rub him back into that lamp.

This balloon will lift me up, then I'll tickle him

with a feather, and he'll drop the lamp.

You'll catch it and rub him back in.

- Got it? - Oh, yeah. Gotcha, Touché.

Some guys just don't know when to give up.

Take this!

[Touché] Grab the lamp, Dum Dum.

I got it, Touché.

Tried to trick me, huh, turtle?

Quick, Dum Dum, rub the lamp! Hurry! Hurry!

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now.

Now is when you get yours.

I did it Touché, he's back in the lamp!

[Touché] I know. I know, and so am I!

- Take that! - Ow!

- And that! And this! - Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, well. Touché always wins, even it takes 700 years.