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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪
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- What's that?
- It looks like a flying saucer.
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Head for the hills!
The Martians have landed!
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Operator, get me Touché Turtle.
It's an emergency.
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[Touché] Touché Turtle here.
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What? A flying saucer?
Okay, I'll get right on it.
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Dum Dum, bring me my sword.
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Coming, Touché.
Duh, here it is.
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- And my hat.
- Your hat is on your head.
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Oh, so it is.
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Okay, it's time to be going.
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So say what you always say.
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Duh, Touché away!
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Probably just a routine
flying-saucer scare.
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People imagine things.
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How about that!
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A real flying saucer.
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Wonder where it came from.
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Uh-oh. Well,
I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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Howdy, stranger.
Welcome to Earth.
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Stay where you are, Matey.
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Oh, come now,
I tried to be friendly.
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But if it's a quarrel
you're looking for.
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Very well. En garde, Shorty.
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Terribly sorry, old boy,
but you shouldn't play
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with swords, you know.
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- Are you really from Mars?
- Yes.
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But you speak with an English accent.
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Oh, I picked that up from
listening to broadcasts
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from the British isles.
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A matter of fact, I'm here to
see what the earth is like.
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Capital idea. Come along and
I'll show you the joint.
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"Touché's Tour," they call it.
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I say, old boy, hold it.
Not so fast.
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I might scare the natives, you know.
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Do you mind if I borrow your body?
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What did you say?
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I'd like to borrow your body.
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- My body?
- Of course.
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You will become me and
I will become you.
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Nothing to it, you know.
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I have this built-in
atomic interchanger.
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Please, stick your
finger into the socket.
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By Jove! What a weird disguise.
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No one would guess that I'm a Martian.
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Nobody would guess that
I'm Touché, either.
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Well, ta-ta, Shorty.
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I'm off to see the bright lights.
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Don't go away now.
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Don't go away, he says.
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Where could I go?
To a masquerade party?
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Duh, Touché's sure been
gone a long time.
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He must've run into trouble.
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I sure hope that
Martian comes back.
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I wouldn't want to look like
this for the rest of my life.
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I wonder where Touché is.
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Hey, what?-what's that thing?
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That looks like a flying
saucer from outer space.
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It may be from Mars.
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I'll bet you there's even
Martians hanging around here.
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Hello, Dum Dum.
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Duh, help, police!
It's a Martian!
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Dum Dum, wait!
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Help! It's gaining on me!
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Help police! It's got me!
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Sounds like a riot.
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Dum Dum, it's me.
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How do you know my name,
Mr. Martian?
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I'm Touché. Touché!
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Duh, who are you kidding?
Touché's taller than you.
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Feet, do your duty.
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Boy, that shorty sure can go.
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Don't call me shorty.
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Halt! What's going on here?
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Duh, it's this Martian, sir.
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Aw, is this Martian
annoying you? Martian?!
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I'm not really a Martian, your honor.
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I'm just using his body.
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Oh, just using his body, are ya?
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I'm running you in for
impersonating a Martian
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without a license.
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One moment there, Bobby.
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- Release this man at once.
- Hey, there's Touché.
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I say, why didn't you wait
at the spaceship, Shorty?
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Don't call me Shorty!
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Cut the double-talk and
let's have the facts.
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It's really quite simple.
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I'm him, and he's me.
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But since I'm really a Martian,
I'm using his body, and he...
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Oh, no! His body! Your body!
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My body! I'm coming unraveled!
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Well, old chap, time
to swap bodies again.
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Toodle-ooh, old boy. Pip-pip,
and all that kind of jazz.
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You know, this is a nice place to visit
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but I wouldn't want to live here.
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I just hope this is really me.
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If it's not, I'm really
out of this world.
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