Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

This is old Verona, scene of the world's

favorite love story.

For here, the handsome Romeo wooed fair Juliet.

♪ Gonna rock gonna roll ♪

♪ Gonna swing with my Julie tonight ♪

♪ Oh baby oh baby oh baby rock with me ♪♪

Alright, alright, already.

Who's pulling the cat's tail?

It's that Romeo character again, pop.

He wants me to marry him or something.

Sounds like he got his nose caught in a ringer.

No use fighting it, Julie, babe.

This is love, and I'm coming up.

Hey, what the...

You'd have to have rocks in your head to fight love.

Oh, and...

H-hiya, Mr. Montague, sir.

Uh, bye-bye, Mr. Montague, sir.

And stay out.

Oh! Now what'll I do?

Uh, what's this?

"'Heroic deeds performed daily. Call Touché Turtle."'

Hey, that's it.

I'll have Touché bring Juliet to me.

Quick, get me the great Touché Turtle.

Ooh! Ooh! Uncle! Uncle!

I give up. I give up, Touché. I give up. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Alright, maybe now you giants will know better

than to go around scaring folks.

Hey, Touché, y-your phone's ringing.

[Touché] Thanks, Dum Dum.

Hello? Who?

Romeo? Bring Juliet to your place?

Well, that is rather unusual.

Emergency, huh?

Alright, I'll get right over there.

Another caper, Dum Dum. Touché away!

One must always be delicate with a lady, Dum Dum.

Okay, Juliet, you coming out or do I have to get tough?

Oh, boy, don't I attract the oddballs?

Another one. What do you got, anyway?

Is it my fault I'm so beautiful?

I've come in the name of your Romeo.

I'll just drop this hint for him to leave.

Well, I can see why Romeo called for me.

I don't get it, Touché.

Elementary, my dear Dum Dum.

With this trampoline, I'll just bounce up and whisk fair Juliet

off to her Romeo.

This guy's worse than that nut Romeo.

And that's bad.

My, what an ugly Juliet.

Well, you ain't no morning glory yourself.

I have a sneaky hunch that wasn't even her.

Where do you think you're going?

Well, pop, I've decided to marry Romeo.

After all, I'm 14 and still single.

How many more offers can I get?

Oh, Romeo! Romeo! Here I come!

Take me to my Romeo.

Well, that's better.

Aw, thanks a heap, Touché. You did it.

- 'Twas nothing. - You're a regular hero.

Naturally. That's my business.

Well, so long, you lovebirds.

Duh, yeah, bon voyage too.

I certainly hope you won't dress like that all the time.

And the way you wear your hair, just awful.

Of course, I'll have to redecorate.

We can start after you cook dinner

but I'll help you with the dishes.

Then there's the washing, you can do that later.

Gosh, Touché, you finished that case up in a hurry.

Yes, I did it again.

Not another case so soon!

Hello? Who, Romeo?

No. No kidding.

Really? No.

And another thing, you gotta make breakfast

dinner and supper. You can clean the house and wash the dishes

when you finished that, you can walk the dog, iron the clothes

dust-mop and cut the lawn, and then I'll think

of a few more things for you to do in a minute.

You gotta save me, please! And hurry!

That's how it is in love and war.

People always get them mixed up.

Touché away!