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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪
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This is old
Verona, scene of the world's
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favorite love story.
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For here, the handsome
Romeo wooed fair Juliet.
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♪ Gonna rock gonna roll ♪
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♪ Gonna swing
with my Julie tonight ♪
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♪ Oh baby oh baby oh baby
rock with me ♪♪
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Alright, alright, already.
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Who's pulling the cat's tail?
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It's that Romeo character again, pop.
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He wants me to marry him or something.
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Sounds like he got his
nose caught in a ringer.
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No use fighting it, Julie, babe.
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This is love, and I'm coming up.
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Hey, what the...
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You'd have to have rocks in
your head to fight love.
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Oh, and...
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H-hiya, Mr. Montague, sir.
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Uh, bye-bye, Mr. Montague, sir.
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And stay out.
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Oh! Now what'll I do?
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Uh, what's this?
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"'Heroic deeds performed daily.
Call Touché Turtle."'
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Hey, that's it.
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I'll have Touché bring Juliet to me.
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Quick, get me the great Touché Turtle.
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Ooh! Ooh! Uncle! Uncle!
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I give up. I give up, Touché.
I give up. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Alright, maybe now you
giants will know better
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than to go around scaring folks.
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Hey, Touché, y-your phone's ringing.
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[Touché] Thanks, Dum Dum.
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Hello? Who?
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Romeo? Bring Juliet to your place?
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Well, that is rather unusual.
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Emergency, huh?
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Alright,
I'll get right over there.
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Another caper, Dum Dum.
Touché away!
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One must always be delicate
with a lady, Dum Dum.
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Okay, Juliet, you coming out
or do I have to get tough?
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Oh, boy, don't I attract the oddballs?
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Another one.
What do you got, anyway?
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Is it my fault I'm so beautiful?
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I've come in the name of your Romeo.
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I'll just drop this
hint for him to leave.
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Well, I can see why Romeo called for me.
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I don't get it, Touché.
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Elementary, my dear Dum Dum.
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With this trampoline, I'll just
bounce up and whisk fair Juliet
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off to her Romeo.
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This guy's worse than that nut Romeo.
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And that's bad.
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My, what an ugly Juliet.
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Well, you ain't no
morning glory yourself.
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I have a sneaky hunch
that wasn't even her.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Well, pop,
I've decided to marry Romeo.
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After all,
I'm 14 and still single.
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How many more offers can I get?
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Oh, Romeo! Romeo!
Here I come!
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Take me to my Romeo.
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Well, that's better.
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Aw, thanks a heap, Touché.
You did it.
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- 'Twas nothing.
- You're a regular hero.
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Naturally. That's my business.
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Well, so long, you lovebirds.
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Duh, yeah, bon voyage too.
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I certainly hope you won't
dress like that all the time.
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And the way you wear
your hair, just awful.
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Of course,
I'll have to redecorate.
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We can start after you cook dinner
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but I'll help you with the dishes.
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Then there's the washing,
you can do that later.
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Gosh, Touché, you finished
that case up in a hurry.
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Yes, I did it again.
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Not another case so soon!
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Hello? Who, Romeo?
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No. No kidding.
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Really? No.
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And another thing, you
gotta make breakfast
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dinner and supper. You can clean
the house and wash the dishes
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when you finished that, you can
walk the dog, iron the clothes
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dust-mop and cut the lawn,
and then I'll think
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of a few more things for
you to do in a minute.
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You gotta save me, please!
And hurry!
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That's how it is in love and war.
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People always get them mixed up.
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Touché away!
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