Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Help! Help! Save me, someone! Help! Help!

Save your breath, bird.

There's no one home but you and me.

And soon there'll only be me.

After dinner, that is.

Which is where you come in.

Now let's see here.

Bring to a slow boil and...

Help! Help! Someone help!

This kid don't need help, he does alright.

Operator, get me the great hero, Touché Turtle. And hurry!

Take that and this and that, you vile villain.

Duh, I'm right behind you, Touché.

Excuse me, I have a call.

Touché here. Yes. A cat, huh?

Chasing a canary?

Well, I'm kind of busy but I'll cut this one short.

Be right over.

Well now, I'll just let you off

with a warning this time from Touché Turtle.

Touché away!

Some days I just can't seem to get off of the ground.

Help! Help! Help, someone! Help!

What a wonderful way to work up an appetite.

Now what? If that's another guy asking

if I'm the lady of the house

he's gonna get a broom on the noggin.

Ain't you guys kinda early with the trick or treats?

We had a report of a delinquent cat.

Maybe you've seen him.

He sure gave himself away that time.

I'll just swing in through an open window

and apprehend him.

Touché away!

This will fix that turtle's wagon

Oh, dear.

Nice of you to drop in, pal.

Too bad you can't stay.

I'm really sore now. All over, in fact.

Ouch! Ooh!

Duh, he's not looking, Touché. Now's your chance.

Well, he asked for it.

Oh no! Not your deadly sword, Touché!

I know, Dum Dum, but this is war.

Help, Touché! Help!

Hold it! Unhand that bird

or I'll run you through and through.

Do me a favor, pal, hold this.

Oh, he's a cagey one.

Help, Touché! Help! Help!

Will you stop with the "Help, help, help"?

I like my meals in quiet.

Youch!

Alright, Touché, this means turtle soup for you, see?

I'll manhandle this. Relax.

Alright, you, choose your weapon.

Alrighty. I'll choose this one.

if he knew how mad he just made me

he'd head for the hills fast.

Boy, if I was big like an eagle, I'd show him a thing or two.

Hey, now, that gives me an idea.

I don't know where I get these brainstorms.

That cat won't bother you any more with this eagle around.

Well, my job's done, so... Touché away!

What a hero.

Well, you did it again, Touché.

A mere trifle.

Now what?

Touché here.

What? No kidding.

And hurry, will ya?

I'm running out of extension cord!

Help! Help!