Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Listen to this, Dum Dum.

"Tom Thumb arrested as Jewel thief.

Entered jewelry stores through keyholes."

Golly. So Tom Thumb must be awful little.

One side, gentlemen! I'm in a terrible hurry!

[Dum Dum] It's Tom Thumb! He escaped.

Yeah, but not for long.

Boy, for a little guy, he's sure fast.

Gotcha. Now, you little Jewel thief...

But I didn't do it. Honest, I didn't.

Oh, please, please let him go, sir.

- I beg of you. - Who are you?

I'm Tina, Tom's girlfriend.

- We were to be married. - Yes ma'am.

I'm innocent. Honest, I am.

Like he says, he's innocent, no kidding.

- Yes, ma'am. - And besides...

...Tom is the only one who could crawl through a keyhole.

Yes, ma'am. Uh, you keep out of this.

Yes, ma'am. Sir.

I know who it was. It was Tom Crumb.

Tom Crumb? Who's he?

He's the little Jewel thief from down under.

Will you catch the real thief and prove my Tom's innocence.

Please, will ya, huh? Please!

[Dum Dum] Gee, Touché, staking out the only jewelry store in town

that hasn't been robbed... Oh boy! What a smart idea.

This'll be Tom Crumb's last job. Believe me.

Someone's coming.

Here it is, me last job.

The shmear diamond.

It's him alright. Duck!

I'll keep the motor running for a fast getaway.

Then off to Australia

while Tom Thumb languishes in the pokey

for my criminal deeds.

Uh, you gonna grab him, Touché?

When he's closer.

Ah, there's the shmear diamond.

What's he doing now?

He just took the million-dollar diamond.

Gee, it's not even his.

Like picking fleas off a kangaroo.

Hold it, Tom Crumb! Your jig is up.

Drop that shmear diamond, you little crook.

So, you want to play rough, eh?

- Take that! - Ow!

- And this! And that! - Ow! Ooh!

Australia, here I come.

Stop him, Dum Dum. I'm indisposed.

Duh, right, Touché, I'll head him off at the pass.

- It's up and away! - Oh, no, you don't.

Gotcha! Now, you poor, helpless little creature

what can you do now?

You forced me to use judo, in self-defense, you might say.

You? Don't make me laugh.

I won't.

Yow!

Help, Touché! Help!

Coming, Dum Dum. Coming!

And now, I'll put him in orbit.

Uh-oh.

I'm sorry, Touché.

Well, prove it, by getting the heck off

you Dum Dum, you.

Blimey, I lost the shmear diamond in the blinking scuffle.

And I found it, Touché.

Hold it, while I get that little crumb, Tom Crumb.

[Crumb] I got no time to play with him.

Alright, you little robber.

Now where did he go?

- Do you see him, Dum Dum? - Uh, no, Touché.

But if I see him, I'll be the first to let you know.

I'll find him.

Meanwhile, hide the schmear diamond.

- Duh, where? - How about under your hat?

Gee, good idea, thanks.

[Crumb, muffled] You're welcome.

It's him. It's Tom Crumb.

Don't move, Dum Dum.

Duh, where? Where? I-I don't see him.

Gosh, Touché, why did you do that for?

You'll find the answer in your hat.

In my hat?

Ow! Me blooming head!

I give up, I do. I've had it.

Tom and I wanna thank you for everything, Touché.

All in a hero's day's work, ma'am.

What's with you, Dum Dum?

I always cry at weddings.

I'll join you.