Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Now, look, I'm paying you hunters good money

to catch that thieving, no-good Ricochet Rabbit.

Then why haven't you caught him?

Well, we keep trying.

But he's just too fast for us.

Yes, I know he's fast, but you've gotta be faster.

He's stealing me blind.

Why, I'm down to my last few carrots.

See? He did it again. Get him!

That wasn't quite fast enough.

Oh, who will rid me of that robber rabbit?

- It's him again! - Blast him!

My goodness, he outran the bullets.

I might as well face it, the only one who can handle

this job is that great hero himself, Touché Turtle.

He'll know what to do.

Fear not, fair maiden.

I, Touché Turtle, shall rescue you from this prison tower.

Excuse me, my assistant, will handle your case.

I got her, Touché.

Oops.

Ricochet Rabbit, huh?

I'll get right on it. So long.

At last the world's fastest rabbit

and the world's most heroic hero come to grips.

Touché away! Oops!

Boy, that first step is murder.

And how do I find this old Ricochet Rabbit?

Why, it's easy, if there's a loose carrot

within a hundred miles, he'll steal it.

I see what you mean.

But you can unlax, sir. I'll take over now.

Touché away!

Halt! Everybody knows a rabbit can't beat a Turtle.

Uh-oh.

But, uh, how are you gonna catch Ricochet, Touché?

Simple, Dum Dum. With these rocket skates

I can fight speed with speed.

There he goes now.

Observe my technique, Dum Dum.

Fire one!

You better give up, Ricochet.

I've got as much speed as you.

Well, almost.

I just hate a wise guy.

[Touché] After him, Dum Dum!

All we gotta do now is tire him out.

Uh-oh.

Duh, I think you scared him off, Touché.

[Touché] Well, Dum Dum, they say all's well

that ends in a well.

You know what to do, Dum Dum.

Duh, yeah, Touché.

You chase the rabbit by here

and I conk him with this conker.

Good thinking. Touché away!

He's heading right in to my trap.

Hey, you're supposed to be ahead of me.

Uh-oh.

It hurts me more than it does you, Touché.

Are you kidding?

This plan never fails, Dum Dum.

Gosh, Touché, you look cute.

Right, Dum Dum. This girl rabbit disguise

will help me grab Ricochet Rabbit.

[Touché] Hey!

That's why I hate to use this plan.

It gets kind of sticky.

Come on, now. Cut that out.

Stop it. Oh, this is ridiculous.