Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

It's only me blinking good nature

which keeps me from collecting more often.

Everyday Sir Guy collects taxes.

Right. How more often can you get?

See you all tomorrow.

Blimy, an oppressor's work is never done.

We ought to send for the Masked Avenger.

You do it. You won the hog-calling contest last year.

Alrighty-right. Help, Masked Avenger!

- Help! - Hark, Dum Dum.

'Tis a call for help.

Duh, put your mighty sword away, Touché

they want the Masked Avenger.

Well, where is he for Pete's sake?

- Some hero. - Here I am.

I tripped on a crumpet, clumsy, heroic me.

Well, that's a shame. But I'll take your place.

- You? - Don't let my puniness...

...fool you. I'm terribly wiry, you know.

Help! Masked Avenger, where are you?

Save your voice

the Masked Avenger is on his way.

Touché away!

Look, that must be the Masked Avenger coming now.

Have no fear, the Avenger is near.

You? You're the Masked Avenger?

- Of course. - Where's your mask?

Uh, it's at the cleaners.

We've been taken to the cleaners, too.

Aye, Sir Guy stole all our money.

Trust me to get it back for you, gentlemen.

Open up, you nasty oppressor, you.

What do you want, you little pipsqueak?

Give back the money you stole or I'll send you spinning.

How's about my sending you spinning instead, governor?

Now just a hero-pickin' minute.

Gee, that looks like loads of fun.

- Here, you try it. - Oh, swell.

Duh, a Touché Turtle yo-yo is lots of fun.

Unspin me, you dumb Dum Dum, you!

I'm sorry, Touché, I guess I got carried away.

I'll make sawdust out of that door.

Touché away!

The screwball in the side wicket.

How mortifying.

Duh, I got ya, Touché. I got ya.

Duh, what'll we try next, Touché?

Find me a shovel, Dum Dum.

[Touché] I'm going to tunnel into the castle.

Crikey, it's a little pipsqueak gopher.

Gophers go for pepper, they do.

Duh, gesundheit, Touché.

Oh, knock it off, Dum Dum.

- All set, Dum Dum? - All set, Touché.

Then let's go. I'll use brains to get in.

Then I'll use brawn.

Who is it?

[Touché] A poor farmer with the tax money.

Come in, faithful farmer, and let me have it.

En garde, you scoundrel. Where's the money?

Try and get it.

I'll have to cut you down to my size.

Well, come on and fight.

You're bigger than me now.

The blooming castle's haunted, that's what it is, haunted.

Help!

That's the last we'll ever see of him, Dum Dum.

- The fight's over. - Aw, gee.

You mean I missed all the action?

Yeah, by about this much.

I'd better return the money now.

The farmers will be glad to see me.

Touché away!

Watch out for that tree, Touché!

What's the poor world going to do without us now, Mr. Avenger?

Duh, don't worry, Touché, I'll take your place.

Duh, Dum Dum away!

Move over, Mr. Avenger

I think we're going to have company.