Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Stop, thief!

Stop!

That bank was a pushover.

That's right, operator, I want Touché Turtle.

Yes, T as in Tou.

Che as in Tou-che.

Touché Turtle here.

What? A grandma bank bandit?

Okay, I'll get right on it.

Oh, goody good, good, Touché.

Sounds like the hero business is picking up.

Come, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

I'm over-anxious.

That bank bandit won't get past our road block, huh, Touché?

Right, Dum Dum.

This is the only road out of town.

Uh-oh, a road block. Better put my wig back on.

[Touché] Don't be scared, ma'am.

We're just looking for a bank bandit.

A bank bandit? Good heavens!

- You must protect me. - Don't worry, ma'am.

Nobody's gonna harm a sweet little old lady like you

while Touché's on the job.

Hey, Touché, lookie. Duh, might be a zillion bucks.

Uh, yeah...

It is, yes, I'm taking that money to some poor orphans.

With that bank bandit loose, you'll need protection, ma'am.

I'd better drive.

Where do you want the money delivered, ma'am?

To my hideout... Er, uh, home will be okay.

Uh, hey Touché, there's a suspicious car following us.

It's probably that horrid bank bandit.

Step on it.

They're blowing the siren, Touché.

It's police, Dum Dum. We gotta stop.

Oh, no, you don't. Keep going.

- Uh-oh, it's grandma. - Look out, Touché.

So long, fellers.

Look, Touché, the little old lady forgot her wig.

Dum Dum, don't put it on.

Hold it, grandma, I got you covered.

But, officer, you're making...

...a big mistake.

I'm no grandma bandit.

I'm-I'm D-D-Dum Dum.

You're dumb alright.

Thinking you can fool us with that ridiculous grandma get-up.

Cheer up, Dum Dum.

I'll capture the real grandma bank bandit.

Duh, thanks, Touché.

But how do you know where to look?

Easy, Dum Dum.

You look for grandma bank bandits at the bank.

This Boy Scout disguise should do the trick.

This grandma get-up always works.

It's her... uh, him.

Pardon me, grandma.

Can I carry your bag?

Out of my way, sonny.

But, lady, I gotta do my good deed for the day.

Can I help you across the street?

Why, of course, sonny.

It's awful nice of you to help old granny across the street.

Now that's a fine lad, doing your good deed for the day.

And how are you, ma'am?

Uh, uh, just fine, officer.

Grab him, officer.

It's the grandma bank bandit.

Uh, so it is!

Right, come along ma'am...

I-I mean, you bank robber, you.

No grandma bank bandit's gonna pull the wig over my eyes.

Duh tell me, Touché

how did you unmask the grandma bank bandit?

Easy, Dum Dum.

I figured no little old lady

would cross the street without a Boy Scout.

And I was there waiting.