Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Okay, Loco Weed Willy, your ten years are up.

You're free to go.

Ten years I've been waiting

to get at that good guy Touché Turtle

for sending me up and today's the day.

If you don't get out of here

you'll get another ten years for loitering.

Okay, okay, just one more for the road.

Take that, Touché.

And after I get Touché

I'm gonna take over the whole town again.

He's had that grudge for ten years.

I better warn Touché.

Hello, Operator?

Get me the famous hero Touché Turtle.

Well, Touché, this town's been right peaceable

since you sent Loco Weed Willy, to jail ten years ago.

Any other hero would have done the same, sheriff.

Hello? Who?

Loco Weed Willy?

He's out and gunning for me?

L-L-Loco Weed Willy?

O-oh, my gosh, I'm getting out of here.

He's arriving on the noon train at high noon, huh?

I'll be ready.

That's it, Dum Dum.

A shootout at high noon.

Duh, it's noon, Touché and the train's right on time.

I hope Loco Weed Willy, didn't chicken out, Dum Dum.

I'm gonna bust that Touché into so many pieces

they'll need radar to find him.

Uh, mind, if I sit this one out, Touché?

You know how I am about bloodshed.

Be my guest, Dum Dum.

This'll only take a minute.

Hi, ugly.

Hello, Loco Weed.

Long time, no see.

Well, take a good look, 'cause that's all you'll ever see.

Draw!

How's that for strategy?

Now, I'm gonna give you the thrashing you so richly deserve.

Put 'em up!

How's about if I put 'em down?

From now on, Touché

this town is mine. I'm gonna be head man.

You should have never done that, it only aggravates me.

Duh, you can't do that to my pal.

You're right. I'll do it to you instead.

Take over, Touché.

I think, I got him softened up for you.

Right. I'll take over now.

This is my town.

We'll have no more of that law and order jazz.

It's mine, all mine!

My, he's possessive. But not for long.

Touché away!

A snappy entrance, deserves a snappy exit.

Duh, nice going, Touché, you're wearing him down.

He just don't know how mad he's making me.

This is your last chance, Touché.

Get out of my town.

Never, Loco Weed Willy.

I'm gonna give you enough rope to hang yourself.

You've reached the end of your rope, Loco Weed.

You don't seem to grasp the idea.

This is gonna be my town.

And with no sheriffs.

Say, Loco Weed, I just thought of how you can run the town

and still have law and order.

Yeah? How?

Gosh. Imagine me being sheriff.

A good guy.

Thanks for everything, Touché.

So long, Loco Weed, old law abiding pal.

And now it's time to say, Touché away!

[Willy] Alright, Touché

no one busts up government property while I'm sheriff.

Come on, let's go.

[Touché] But, but, but, but, but...

[Willy] Don't "but" me, into that cell.

And don't try anything funny.

Well, that's a switch.

You can say that again, Dum Dum.

Duh, that's a switch. That's a switch.

That's a switch. That's a switch.