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♪ Touché away ♪
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[theme song]
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪
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[intro music]
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♪♪
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[male 1] Unhand me, you knave
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I'm king around here!
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[thudding]
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And don't you forget it!
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I'll have your head for
this, you sneaky sorcerer!
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[chuckles] And I'll have your
kingdom, you has-been king, you!
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Try this hex on for size.
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[zap]
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Doggone him and his hexes.
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He shrunk me.
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[laughing]
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Go ahead and laugh.
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I'll have my kingdom back
before you can say...
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[rattles]
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Touché Turtle?
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Gee, a compact king.
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You gotta watch those
diets, Your Majesty.
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I think you went a little
too far with this one.
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Oh, pish tosh, a temporary hex
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which will be removed when I am
restored to my rightful throne.
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Get rid of that mad sorcerer
who has seized my castle
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and you can name your own reward.
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Very well, sire.
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I go to do my bit for king and country.
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Touché away!
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I say, what's say we show
a little more respect
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for the king around here?
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- Duh...
- Oh, no!
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Duh, touché away!
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And that goes for you too, peasant.
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[laughing]
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And now to triple the exorbitant taxes.
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[knocking on door]
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Well, what is it?
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Pardon me, sir, but are
you the mad sorcerer
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who put a hex on the king?
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Hex-actly.
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And here's a hex for you.
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[zap]
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[Dum Dum] Duh, remind me
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never to eat another can
of dog food, Touché.
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[Touché] And that goes for
turtle soup too, Dum Dum.
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However, my trusty sword
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will have us unhexed in a jiffy.
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Hold it steady, Dum Dum.
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So, they escaped my hex, eh?
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Well, this'll keep them on their toes.
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Duh, Touché, there's
something tickling my feet.
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[Touché] Never mind your feet,
just hold the ladder still.
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Hey, you're moving!
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No, I'm not.
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But everything else is though.
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Probably not the best
way to get in anyway.
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[thudding]
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Now, remember what
I told you to say, Dum Dum.
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[stammering] Right, Touché.
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[knocking on door]
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A little token from your loyal
subjects, oh noble sire, sir.
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Ah-ha! The tax money!
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Well, don't just stand there
and let the silver tarnish.
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Bring it in!
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They shouldn't have gone
to all this trouble
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but, uh, I do like surprises.
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Surprise!
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But not this kind, you
pest on a half shell.
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And don't point, it's not polite.
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[zap]
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Aw! And my best sword, too.
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What this surprise party needs
is a little excitement.
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[zap]
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And if we're going to
have a bang-up party
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we gotta have fireworks, right?
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[boom]
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Boy, this surprise party
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sure turned out to be a big bust.
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And now I'll end the party with
a hex that'll last forever.
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Duh this is it,
Touché ol' pal.
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Fear not, Dum Dum,
I still have a secret weapon.
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[zap]
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Oh, no! Not a mirror!
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Might have expected something like this
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from a couple of wise guy heroes.
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Now if you'll excuse me
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I gotta see if the Rat Pack
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is looking for a sneaky-type leader.
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Great job, Touché!
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The sorcerer's gone and I
even have his hexing wand.
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So, name your reward.
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Anything I have is yours.
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- Duh, anything?
- Yes, anything.
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Duh well, I'd like to be
king of this here kingdom.
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King of my kingdom?
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What are you, a couple
of trouble makers?
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[zap]
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Here we go again.
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Every time you open your mouth
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you put both our feet in it, Dum Dum.
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I'm sorry, Touché.
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But he did say that we
could ask for anything.
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[ending theme]
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