Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

[theme song]

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

[intro music]

♪♪

[male 1] Unhand me, you knave

I'm king around here!

[thudding]

And don't you forget it!

I'll have your head for this, you sneaky sorcerer!

[chuckles] And I'll have your kingdom, you has-been king, you!

Try this hex on for size.

[zap]

Doggone him and his hexes.

He shrunk me.

[laughing]

Go ahead and laugh.

I'll have my kingdom back before you can say...

[rattles]

Touché Turtle?

Gee, a compact king.

You gotta watch those diets, Your Majesty.

I think you went a little too far with this one.

Oh, pish tosh, a temporary hex

which will be removed when I am restored to my rightful throne.

Get rid of that mad sorcerer who has seized my castle

and you can name your own reward.

Very well, sire.

I go to do my bit for king and country.

Touché away!

I say, what's say we show a little more respect

for the king around here?

- Duh... - Oh, no!

Duh, touché away!

And that goes for you too, peasant.

[laughing]

And now to triple the exorbitant taxes.

[knocking on door]

Well, what is it?

Pardon me, sir, but are you the mad sorcerer

who put a hex on the king?

Hex-actly.

And here's a hex for you.

[zap]

[Dum Dum] Duh, remind me

never to eat another can of dog food, Touché.

[Touché] And that goes for turtle soup too, Dum Dum.

However, my trusty sword

will have us unhexed in a jiffy.

Hold it steady, Dum Dum.

So, they escaped my hex, eh?

Well, this'll keep them on their toes.

Duh, Touché, there's something tickling my feet.

[Touché] Never mind your feet, just hold the ladder still.

Hey, you're moving!

No, I'm not.

But everything else is though.

Probably not the best way to get in anyway.

[thudding]

Now, remember what I told you to say, Dum Dum.

[stammering] Right, Touché.

[knocking on door]

A little token from your loyal subjects, oh noble sire, sir.

Ah-ha! The tax money!

Well, don't just stand there and let the silver tarnish.

Bring it in!

They shouldn't have gone to all this trouble

but, uh, I do like surprises.

Surprise!

But not this kind, you pest on a half shell.

And don't point, it's not polite.

[zap]

Aw! And my best sword, too.

What this surprise party needs is a little excitement.

[zap]

And if we're going to have a bang-up party

we gotta have fireworks, right?

[boom]

Boy, this surprise party

sure turned out to be a big bust.

And now I'll end the party with a hex that'll last forever.

Duh this is it, Touché ol' pal.

Fear not, Dum Dum, I still have a secret weapon.

[zap]

Oh, no! Not a mirror!

Might have expected something like this

from a couple of wise guy heroes.

Now if you'll excuse me

I gotta see if the Rat Pack

is looking for a sneaky-type leader.

Great job, Touché!

The sorcerer's gone and I even have his hexing wand.

So, name your reward.

Anything I have is yours.

- Duh, anything? - Yes, anything.

Duh well, I'd like to be king of this here kingdom.

King of my kingdom?

What are you, a couple of trouble makers?

[zap]

Here we go again.

Every time you open your mouth

you put both our feet in it, Dum Dum.

I'm sorry, Touché.

But he did say that we could ask for anything.

[ending theme]