Original subtitles

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ Touché away ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Once in the little kingdom of Pyromania

there lived a fire-breathing dragon named Hot Lips.

Having nothing better to do

Hot Lips used to hang around the castle

much to the king's annoyance.

All my horses and all my men

can't rid me of that Hot Lips character.

There's nothing worse than a...

...fire-breathing dragon!

No, wait! Don't!

Yeow! Ouch!

ooch! Ow, oh!

That does it.

I'm burnt up good this time.

Operator, get me Touché Turtle.

Touché Turtle here.

Daring deeds done day and night.

What's your problem, King?

A fire-breathing dragon?

Hm. That's the worst kind.

Be right over.

Oh, boy, a fire-breathing dragon.

That's a hot one.

Open the door, Dum Dum. Adventure calls.

Touché away!

Gosh, he does that bit keen.

Maybe I should just walk to these jobs.

I don't care how you do it, Touché,

just keep Hot Lips from breathing down my neck.

We'll take care of him, ol' king.

I'll let you know when the heat's off.

Duh, how are we gonna find Hot Lips, Touché?

We don't even know what he looks like.

Perhaps that stranger up ahead can help us, Dum Dum.

Duh, good thinking, Touché.

Pardon me, sir

but could you direct us to Hot Lips the dragon?

Yipes!

Notice, Dum Dum

how I tricked Hot Lips into revealing his identity?

Yeah, Touché, that's him alright.

Duh, you gonna have at Hot Lips

with your rusty sword, Touché?

The cliché is "trusty sword", Dum Dum.

Touché away!

I shoulda used fire-proof rope.

Lower your landing gear, Touché.

This flame-proof asbestos suit will foil that fire bug.

Touché away!

This time you've bit off

more than you can chew, Mr. Hot Lips.

Some dragons just have no taste.

Duh, what's the flame-thrower for, Touché?

You gotta fight fire with fire, Dum Dum.

Here goes!

Duh, maybe we ought to fight fire with water, Touché.

Hey, Hot Lips.

Don't you have anything better to do

than hang around the castle?

Mm-mm.

Well, come here. I've got an idea.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So long, Touché.

And thanks for ridding me of that dredged dragon.

- Don't mention it, King. - Duh, yeah.

Duh, what we did is unmentionable, Your Majesty.

Say, Touché? How come you thought of this?

Simple, Dum Dum.

If you can't beat 'em, let 'em join ya.

Besides, what's wrong with a station wagon dragon?