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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ Touché away ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪
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Long, long ago in the days of knighthood
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the black knight was a real hood
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because he kidnapped a
beautiful, young princess.
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Oh, come on, Blacky-Boy,
let me go, will you?
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I wanna cut out.
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I mean, like, I'm nothing
to you, you know?
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How come you always gotta
play the big, bad hood?
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You insecure or something?
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Look, baby, somebody's
gotta play the heavy bit.
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Now, quit bugging me.
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Well, could you loan me a dime?
I should make a phone call.
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Okay, so call already
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just get off of my back, will you, doll?
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Hello, operator?
Get me Touché Turtle.
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And reverse the charges.
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Remember, Dum Dum
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"a brave deed a day keeps evil away."
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Oh, that's real poetic, Touché.
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Then what's the brave deed for today?
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We'll know as soon as
I get the daily distress call.
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Now, where did I put that phone?
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Touché Turtle here.
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What? A kidnapping caper?
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Don't go away,
I'll get right on it, ma'am.
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It's a 602, kidnapping without a permit.
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Quick, Dum Dum, my sword.
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Thank you.
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Touché away!
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I must've "Touchéd" when
I should have "awayed".
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Crashing this castle will
be a hassle, Dum Dum.
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You case the rear, whilst
storm the portal.
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Oh, boy, Touché, that's keen strategy.
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Okay, Mr. Black Knight
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you better get grip on yourself.
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I'm booking you on a 602.
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I got a keener idea, shorty.
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I'll get a grip on you.
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Duh, what's a 602, Touché?
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Oh, be quiet, Dum Dum.
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This diabolical device is the
ultimate weapon, Dum Dum.
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It makes the
Black Knight's weapons
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as obsolete as the bow and arrow.
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Hm, he is so right.
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I discovered something about
the Black Knight, Dum Dum.
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Yeah, Touché, he's a big copycat.
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Do not fear, princess dear,
your rescuer is here.
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Are you for real?
You must be funnin'.
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If I'd wanted a laugh,
I'd have called Yogi Bear.
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I need rescuing in the worst way.
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That's the way I do it, lady.
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Pardon my iron glove.
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Duh, I think you got him scared, Touché.
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I think you're right, Dum Dum.
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He's scared, he's gonna kill me.
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Stand clear, Dum Dum.
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I'll have to resort to brute
force to smash that door down.
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Touché away!
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Did you ever have one of those days
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when everything goes wrong?
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Duh, the way the Black Knight
hangs on to the princess
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you'd think they were married.
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Married? Dum Dum, that's it!
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No, no, not that!'
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Let me outta here. Help!
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Help! Help!
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That wraps it up.
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The Black Knight took off
like a herd of birds.
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Yeah, yeah, Touché.
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But what did you say that
scared him off like that?
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Reverse psychology, Dum Dum.
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I told him the princess
was out to marry him.
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How ridic.
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Can you imagine a luscious doll like me
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marrying a kook like Blacky?
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I go for the hero type like you, Touché.
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You cuddly little rascal, you.
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Me?
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I'm too young to go.
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Touché away!
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Come back, my hero!
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Why fight it?
It's bigger than both of us.
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Come back, doll. Come back.
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Oh, why wasn't I born rich
instead of so handsome?
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