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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Whew!

I think I finally ditched that ding-a-ling dog.

What a pesky pooch.

You'd think he had nothing to do but burden me.

You know, cat...

...you are a barrel of laughs.

I know, I know!

I know, I know!

Yipe!

Boy, he slays me.

He ain't doing a bad job on me likewise.

What's this in the Yellow Pages?

"'Have sword, will travel.'

Call Touché Turtle". What can I lose?

Operator, get me in touch with Touché Turtle.

Duh, how come the hero business is going to the dogs, Touché?

Elementary, my dear Dum Dum.

The wrongdoers fear my trusty sword.

Oh, boy

maybe it's a job for your rusty sword.

Hello? Touché here.

What's the trouble?

Treats you like a dog, huh?

I'm off like a herd of birds.

Don't get hysterical.

Where to this time, Touché?

Tin Can Alley, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

Touché, Tin Can Alley is the other way.

Now he tells me.

Touché away!

Some of these days, we gotta get organized.

Can you give us a description of this riff-Raff ruffian?

Yes.

He's real tall and ugly and ornery with big fangs.

A real grouch and, ooh, is he sneaky!

I think he's a real drag.

Observe, Dum Dum

while I vanquish this villainous dog.

Now pay attention, I may ask questions later.

Duh, I'll take notes, Touché.

See here, you mangy mutt

unhand that poor kitty.

- And I'm not playing. - That is your trouble.

You wanna play more.

How's about playing a game of ten pins?

Boing boing boing

Strike!

Ouch! Ouch! Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch!

I'm gonna have to get tough with that delinquent dog.

Touché away!

Oh, you're gonna get yours. Just wait.

Shut up, before you get yours.

No hurry. I don't mind waiting.

That Touché just won't quit.

Help, Touché! Help! Help already!

Wow! Am I ever having a ball!

Halt, you fugitive from the hound pound.

Take one more step, and you'll feel cold steel.

Whack whack whack

Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared.

A jillion laughs.

Help, Touché, do something!

Quick, cat, duck in here.

Oh, thanks. You're a real people.

Don't mention it.

I'll outwit that nitwit.

Boy, is he asking for a lumpy lip.

Hold it, pooch.

I've been doing a little brainstorming

and I got a keen idea.

All you want is a few laughs, right?

- Right. - Okay.

Here's the deal.

Why not?

As long as I give somebody a lot of lumps.

You know, I don't see how I keep coming up

with these inspirations.

[Touché] Youch!

Well, Dum Dum, at least we solved that cat's problem.

Yeah, but-but what about our problem?

Mule train!

Keep running. I'm working on it.

I'm working on it.