Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

♪ Way out west where the men are bad ♪

♪ They sing a saga of Billy the Cad ♪

♪ Billy the Cad was a hot-lead stinger ♪

♪ Who wrapped a town round his little finger ♪♪

Alright, sheriff, let's see you do the cha-cha.

Bang bang bang

if he asks me to do the twist, I'm sunk.

I haven't learned it yet.

Faster, sheriff! Faster!

Bang bang bang

I sure hope somebody finds my letter of help soon.

Duh how come I gotta carry you this way, Touché?

Because rescue heroes never travel on foot.

Gee.

What's that, Dum Dum?

Huh? What's what's where?

Over there, on that cactus.

Looks like a message.

Duh, it could be a new caper, Touché.

I'll read it to you.

"'To whom it may concern. Help!'

Signed. The sheriff."

Duty calls, Dum Dum.

We have a villain to rout.

Touché and away!

When do we start, Touché?

He ruins more fancy take-offs that way.

Bang bang bang

I do a keen Charleston, hey, Billy?

Now let's try the bunny hop.

poink poink poink

You're under arrest, you villain.

Hooray! Now I can stop dancing.

Bang bang bang

Just keep dancing, sheriff

whilst I clobber this critter.

You better come along peaceful.

Aw, go sit on a cactus, shorty!

Shoot off your mouth and I shoot off your head.

You can't shoot me, sir.

Because I'll just duck into my shell

where you can't touch me.

Ooh! That smarts.

Gimme a tall glass of buttermilk, bartender.

I thought you were tough, Billy.

Okay, put it in a dirty glass.

What the...

You're under house arrest, Mr. Cad.

Trying to tie one on me, eh?

How about a lead sandwich, tenderfoot?

No thanks! I'm a vegetarian!

Bang bang bang

He's just making it worse for himself.

Bang bang bang

Now you know what to do, Dum Dum.

Uh-huh. When Billy comes out, we, uh... bushwhack him, right?

Right. And we lock him up.

[Billy] Stick 'em up, somebody.

And hand over the loot!

You ain't robbing any banks while I'm in town, Mr. Cad.

You again!

Why don't you saddle up your cayuse and vamoose?

First I'm taking you to the calaboose.

Oh, yeah?

Bang bang bang

You missed.

And now I've got you

'cause you're out of bullets.

I can't stand a blabbermouth.

So let's have a showdown at sundown.

I'll be there.

This is it, you big bully.

I'm gonna take you to jail.

And I'm gonna take you to Boot Hill.

Alright, shorty, draw.

Don't mind if I do.

Touché and away!

[Billy] Hey, wait a minute!

Watch that thing, shorty.

It's pointy.

Yow!

Help! Help! Somebody save me!

Help! Help!

Well, another day, another villain vanquished.

Yeah, but what if Billy breaks out of jail, Touché?

Don't worry, Dum Dum.

The sheriff said nobody busted out of that jail in 20 years.

It could be

but I can't help feeling like we're being followed.