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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Gee, Touché, what's with the wings bit?

Duh, flying is for the birds.

How do you expect us to capture him

the notorious Batface Bandit, if we can't fly?

Well, if you say so. Touché away!

Hey, I'm flying! I'm flying!

Tsk, tsk. He wasn't quite ready to solo.

Touché Turtle here. Hero work done while you wait.

- Who? - You heard me.

You pest on the half shell.

This is the Batface speaking.

A little bird told me you were out to get me.

Yes indeedy, you flying felon.

[Batface] I'll be dropping in

on the Baroness Von Applestrudel

at her penthouse at midnight tonight.

She's got a 200 carat diamond

I'd like to add to my collection.

Dum Dum, notorious Batface has flung down the gauntlet.

And his challenge shall not go unheeded.

So Touché away!

Duh, yeah, Touché away!

I "Touch'd" the wrong way.

[Baroness] Ah, it is so beautiful.

Just what I, the Baroness Von Applestrudel

always wanted.

A 200-carat diamond.

Just a moment.

I'm coming.

- Baroness Von Applestrudel? - Yes, darling?

We've come to warn you.

The Batface Bandit

will try to steal your 200-carat diamond tonight.

How exciting.

Have no fear, Touché is here, ma'am.

You, darling, do come in.

Well, darling, there's the beautiful diamond.

While you watch it, I go change.

I want to look beautiful when the Batface arrives.

Don't worry, Baroness.

We'll vatch, uh, watch the diamond.

Is that you going "zoom", Dum Dum?

Duh, it's not me, Touché, it's the Batface.

Well, he doesn't believe in lengthy introductions, does he?

Hey, Touché!

The-the-the Batface swiped the diamond.

After that bat faced burgler, Dum Dum!

Touché away!

That was like taking candy from a babe.

And what a babe. Wow!

We shall meet this winged menace on his own grounds.

Speaking of ground I wish we were on it.

Have you sighted the enemy?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it looks like he's hitchhiking a ride.

She loves me, she loves me not.

She loves me, she loves me not.

With this trampoline

I shall bounce back into the ol' ball game.

En garde, Batface.

- Defend yourself. - Touché.

Let's face it, Dum Dum

we're not dealing with an ordinary Batface.

Ready, Dum Dum?

One, two, three, jump.

Alright, you so ring sidewinder

come out and fight.

Your wish is my command.

Be my guest, pest.

Gee, thanks.

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times

don't accept gifts from strangers.

Bomb bay doors open, Dum Dum?

Aye aye, captain.

Okay, then bombs away!

Uh-oh!

Darling, it was so nice of you to drop in.

And you brought back my diamond.

- How sweet. - Aw, gee.

Another deed well done, Dum Dum.

Now we can go back down.

- Duh, oh, no we can't. - Why not?

Because that anvil you tossed overboard

was the only thing holding us down.

[Touché] Oh, well.

Maybe they can use a couple of heroes on the moon.