Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

This is your brain talking.

You will do as I say, robot.

Obey all my commands. You're in my complete power.

I made you and I can brake you.

I knew I shouldn't have made him so sensitive.

Hey, where are you going?

Come back! No, no! Don't!

Oh, no! What have I done?

This is awful.

He's liable to walk over somebody's flowerbed.

Or worse.

Only one thing to do.

Operator, get me Touché Turtle.

Gee, Touché, she sure was sore at you

just because you did a good deed.

Yeah, how was I supposed to know

she didn't want to cross the street.

Oh dear, where is that phone?

Touché Turtle, doer of daring deeds speaking.

Oh, hello, professor.

A loose, violent, raging, slightly sensitive robot.

Sounds suspicious alright.

Can you give me a description?

Uh, just a minute, professor.

Is this robot about ten feet tall

with 100-watt bulb in the middle of his head?

Hmm?

I think I spotted him.

Check with you later.

Okay, Mr. Robot.

You'll have to come along with me.

I guess I ought to warn you, anything you do to me

can be used against you, so I'm warning you.

Yow!

Guess I'm just gonna have to be more firm.

You can't do that to my buddy.

Come on, put 'em up.

Fight like a man, you-you, you machine, you.

I just dare you to start something.

I double-dare you.

Ooh boy, is he asking for it.

Only one way to settle this, Dum Dum.

On the field of honor.

Duh, yeah, on the field of honor.

Stop, you miserable monster, you.

You have forced me into this.

Choose your weapon, sir.

Marquis of Queensberry rules of course.

No sticking in the clinches.

En garde.

He shouldn't have upset me.

I'll clobber that do-it-yourself monster.

I'll just rope him and drag him in.

Ha! Gotcha.

Now he's really made me mad.

I'm tired of fooling around with him.

I'll blast him to smithereens.

Here he comes.

Ready, aim

fire!

Oh, how he frustrates me!

He drove me to this.

Now he's gonna be flattened with this steamroller.

Oh, no! Not again.

Well, anyway, the steamroller is still in one piece.

Run, Dum Dum. I think we finally got him mad.

That's better than nothing, I guess.

Look, Dum Dum, it's the professor.

Wait! Everybody hold everything!

I found out what went wrong with my robot.

Just a few minor adjustments

I'll have him back on the straight and narrow

in a jiffy.

There! That got it.

He's back in my power.

I'm his master again.

He has no will of his own.

Hmm. How about that?

Oh, well.

I know. Back to the drawing board.